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Dark Sasha
06-14-2011, 08:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A&feature=player_embedded#at=39

I'm pretty sure they didn't.

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 08:17 AM
OMFG. REBECCA FUCKING BLACK?!?!?!


Best video ever? I think so.

Fourthman
06-14-2011, 08:18 AM
In 80's movies they did.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-14-2011, 08:18 AM
It's almost like it's made up and meant to be entertaining!

Dark Sasha
06-14-2011, 08:19 AM
It's almost like it's made up and meant to be entertaining!

That's crazy! GET OUT OF HERE!

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 08:20 AM
Also, it's Katy Perry. Just stare at her boobs and pretend like you're listening.


That's what I do.

Fourthman
06-14-2011, 08:21 AM
OMFG. REBECCA FUCKING BLACK?!?!?!


Best video ever? I think so.

Was this a contest to find the least talented ubiquitous musician? Cuz Kenny G wins.

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 08:22 AM
Was this a contest to find the least talented ubiquitous musician? Cuz Kenny G wins.

There's just so much terrible in this video that it's impossible to hate.

BriRedfern
06-14-2011, 08:25 AM
Kenny G?

And Corey Feldman? Debbie Gibson?

Thats great. I can't help myself. I find Katy Perry entertaining.

JesterPepper?
06-14-2011, 08:28 AM
Hey, it's the guy from Glee!

Jim Schnobrich
06-14-2011, 08:28 AM
I'm surprised that tune got released as a single. It seemed like a filler track the first time I heard it.

Dark Sasha
06-14-2011, 08:34 AM
A lot of continuity errors in this video too.

Ashwin Pande
06-14-2011, 08:38 AM
My head hurts from seeing that.

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 08:40 AM
My head hurts from seeing that.

You probably shouldn't rub it so hard.

Dark Sasha
06-14-2011, 08:52 AM
What's with the torso guy?

BGPu
06-14-2011, 09:05 AM
My wife will enjoy this mostly because of the terrible 80's hair throughout

McAfee
06-14-2011, 09:10 AM
There's just so much terrible in this video that it's impossible to hate.

As with all other Katy Perry videos, I don't even notice the music. It's as if she knows her songs suck so she's going to make a visual spectacle out of the affair. She seems to succeed in at least making that much about her entertaining. Well, that and her boobs.

Ben
06-14-2011, 09:47 AM
Head gear

Taxman
06-14-2011, 10:14 AM
Is that Kenny G?

Masculine Todd
06-14-2011, 10:19 AM
I don't think that video is also known as "Did nerds ever look like that."

RebootedCorpse
06-14-2011, 10:26 AM
I suggest you grab any yearbook from 1982 to 1988 from the state of New Jersey.
You will see the horrific truth.

SteveFlack
06-14-2011, 10:27 AM
I don't think that video is also known as "Did nerds ever look like that."

Uh-oh, did someone just call the grammar police?

Masculine Todd
06-14-2011, 10:30 AM
lol no grammar was changed y u so bad at this lol

Masculine Todd
06-14-2011, 10:31 AM
I think that song is only known as "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)," and I just hate being lied to, you know? Why would board user "Dark Sasha" do that?

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 10:38 AM
His name is Dark Sasha. What do you expect from a guy(?) like that?

Rod Nunley
06-14-2011, 10:45 AM
That frat guy got himself a damn handful of Katy Perry's ass.

Masculine Todd
06-14-2011, 10:54 AM
Do you guys think Katie Perry's a nerd or do you think she's faking it?

MayorMitch100
06-14-2011, 11:01 AM
That frat guy got himself a damn handful of Katy Perry's ass.

I kind of want to be him.

Benel Germosen
06-14-2011, 11:24 AM
Do you guys think Katie Perry's a nerd or do you think she's faking it?

Wasn't she a Gospel singer until a few years ago?

Matthew Brown
06-14-2011, 11:37 AM
Hah, I enjoyed that.

JJ Fresh
06-14-2011, 11:38 AM
If the video doesn't involve a candyland motif or whip cream shooters attached to breasts forget about it.

Ryan Elliott
06-14-2011, 02:02 PM
Ha yeah that was pretty amazing.

The Zevad
06-14-2011, 05:14 PM
This amuses me greatly. Also Debbie Gibson is still a cutie.

HeroBoy
06-14-2011, 05:34 PM
This amuses me greatly. Also Debbie Gibson is still a cutie.

It's pronounced Corey Feldman.

dEnny!
06-14-2011, 06:14 PM
I apparently am a huge Katy Perry fan as I always seem to rock out to her songs only to find out later she sings them. I like E.T. w/ Kanye West, but I dig Kanye's song as well.

I thought this song was a lot of fun.

MayorMitch100
06-14-2011, 06:19 PM
I apparently am a huge Katy Perry fan as I always seem to rock out to her songs only to find out later she sings them. I like E.T. w/ Kanye West, but I dig Kanye's song as well.

I thought this song was a lot of fun.

I couldn't believe it for the first few times I listened to that ET song, but she is talking about having sex with an alien.

RickLM
06-14-2011, 06:44 PM
I always remember MTV as being awesome around 1983 but then I remember you had to sit through four hours of videos like this before they played The Clash.

dEnny!
06-14-2011, 06:47 PM
I couldn't believe it for the first few times I listened to that ET song, but she is talking about having sex with an alien.

Wait, what?

BriRedfern
06-14-2011, 06:55 PM
Wait, what?

I just read the lyrics, there is really no room for interrpretation, that is definitely what the song is about.

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 06:57 PM
Kiss me, kiss me, infect with me with your lovin' ...


boy, you're an alien, touch so poison, you're supernatural, extra-terrestrial.


Yep, she's humping an alien.

BriRedfern
06-14-2011, 06:59 PM
Kiss me, kiss me, infect with me with your lovin' ...

boy, you're an alien, touch so poison, you're supernatural, extra-terrestrial.

Yep, she's humping an alien.

And there is more evidence to boot.

MayorMitch100
06-14-2011, 07:00 PM
Guys cut dEnny some slack, he just wants to dance. Doesn't care about the lyrics, but if it gets his body moving he's into it.

Zack_Hunter
06-14-2011, 07:07 PM
Ha! I thought she said ET had something to do with her love of Russel Brand?

justjeffery
06-14-2011, 07:09 PM
corey feldman and debbie gibson? WTF?!

Roman Noodles
06-14-2011, 07:16 PM
Ha! I thought she said ET had something to do with her love of Russel Brand?

..... I buy this. Those lyrics SCREAM Russell Brand.

Ryan Elliott
06-14-2011, 07:18 PM
..... I buy this. Those lyrics SCREAM Russell Brand.

I was just about to say that. :lol:

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 08:22 PM
So...that actually happened, right? I didn't just hallucinate that video?

And way to go Rebecca Black! I thought for sure she would have faded into obscurity by now.

Ryan Elliott
06-14-2011, 08:23 PM
So...that actually happened, right? I didn't just hallucinate that video?

And way to go Rebecca Black! I thought for sure she would have faded into obscurity by now.

I barely even recognized her.

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 08:30 PM
I barely even recognized her.

I apparently watched the Friday video too many times.

Ryan Elliott
06-14-2011, 08:39 PM
I apparently watched the Friday video too many times.

Hell, I didn't even realize the three band guys were Hansen until the credits rolled.

Dark Sasha
06-14-2011, 08:52 PM
So wait, did she fuck the pig who grabbed her ass while the nerd got nothing?

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 08:53 PM
So wait, did she fuck the pig who grabbed her ass while the nerd got nothing?

Yes. And the moral of the story is..

The Hodag
06-14-2011, 08:54 PM
Kiss me, kiss me, infect with me with your lovin' ...


boy, you're an alien, touch so poison, you're supernatural, extra-terrestrial.


Yep, she's humping an alien.

That song's her confessional about picking up illegal aliens and fucking them. The "poison" touch refers to their legally dubious status.

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 08:55 PM
Hell, I didn't even realize the three band guys were Hansen until the credits rolled.

Hanson are apparently back. They've been on a morning show out of LA that I listen to every day and are actually pretty upfront about the whole "we were teen idols, now we want to be taken seriously" thing. They don't play the kind of stuff I would listen to but I have to admit they sound pretty good.

Masculine Todd
06-14-2011, 08:59 PM
Do you guys think 'Becky Black will be a piece of ass in five years? y/n/m

Ryan Elliott
06-14-2011, 09:00 PM
Hanson are apparently back. They've been on a morning show out of LA that I listen to every day and are actually pretty upfront about the whole "we were teen idols, now we want to be taken seriously" thing. They don't play the kind of stuff I would listen to but I have to admit they sound pretty good.

I remember them showing up every now and then on some of the "I Love The--" shows on VH1, but I had no idea they were making a comeback. Huh.

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 09:01 PM
Do you guys think 'Becky Black will be a piece of ass in five years? y/n/m

y

Drew
06-14-2011, 11:05 PM
Do you guys think 'Becky Black will be a piece of ass in five years? y/n/m

And a Celebrity Mess in seven.

JJ Fresh
06-14-2011, 11:11 PM
And a Celebrity Mess in seven.

Celebrity Rehab reality show in eight.

Humphrey_Lee
06-15-2011, 12:10 AM
Also, it's Katy Perry. Just stare at her boobs and pretend like you're listening.


That's what I do.

Problem with that strategy is that anytime I'm exposed to her music, it's usually during the weddings we host and there are no visuals. How I haven't murdered the roughly 40,000 people that have been to all the events I've done because of having to listen to shit like her and Ke$ha all night is beyond me...

Masculine Todd
06-15-2011, 03:33 AM
I'm a celebrity mess and look how my life's going. That Rebecca B.'ll be alright.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:48 AM
Kiss me, kiss me, infect with me with your lovin' ...


boy, you're an alien, touch so poison, you're supernatural, extra-terrestrial.


Yep, she's humping an alien.

Actually, these are allusions to E.T. and the music group Poison. This is a song about discovering 80s culture, as seen by the video.

Not everything's about sex.

TIP
06-15-2011, 03:53 AM
I couldn't believe it for the first few times I listened to that ET song, but she is talking about having sex with an alien.

As did Neil Diamond in his tune Heartlight.