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HOOKS
06-13-2011, 02:10 PM
Registered Texas sex offender Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez, 53, died while in the act of raping an elderly woman in the small coastal community of Rivoli, the Refugio County Sheriff’s Office said Monday.

Sheriff's Sgt. Gary Wright says the incident happened June 2 after Gutierrez rode two miles on a bicycle from his home to the home of his 77-year-old victim.

Wright said Gutierrez, who was 5-foot-7 and weighed between 230 and 250 pounds, sneaked into the woman's house and began to rape her at knife-point.

During the attack, he said he wasn't feeling well, rolled over and died, authorities said.

http://www.kwtx.com/news/headlines/Convicted_Texas_Sex_Offender_Dies_While_Raping_Eld erly_Woman_123774939.html?ref=939

Caley Tibbittz
06-13-2011, 02:16 PM
Instant karma?

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 02:20 PM
Holy shit. If only he'd have waited like 10 or 15 minutes then we'd have avoided the whole nasty mess and be less one sex offender.

SteveFlack
06-13-2011, 02:21 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 02:22 PM
Yes he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell!!!!

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 02:23 PM
I blame the parents for naming a boy "Isabel".

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 02:24 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....

Oh my god. :lol:


I myself fought the urge to do a tasteless joke, and it was hard.... so very hard.

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 02:25 PM
Oh my god. :lol:


I myself fought the urge to do a tasteless joke, and it was hard.... so very hard.


Give into the dark side.

I think I know a place where you can post this thread and make your joke....

Briomega
06-13-2011, 02:29 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....

God damn it. :lol:

Buk Was Right
06-13-2011, 02:29 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....

Man, I was so ready to declare the first person to make that joke the all time king (I sped in here to claim the crown myself actually), but you disappointed me Steve.

Calling it out and spoiler tag hiding it was a pussy move. You're better than that.

Not a LOT better, but still.

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 02:31 PM
Give into the dark side.

I think I know a place where you can post this thread and make your joke....

Downstairs? By the maintenance closets? :twisted:

Kedd
06-13-2011, 02:34 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....
:rofl:


Oh my god. :lol:
I myself fought the urge to do a tasteless joke, and it was hard.... so very hard.
....just going to leave that laying right out there...let everyone get a good long look at it...

Caley Tibbittz
06-13-2011, 02:38 PM
Oh my god. :lol:


I myself fought the urge to do a tasteless joke, and it was hard.... so very hard.
Who needs Viagra when you got rigor mortis?

Mister Mets
06-13-2011, 02:42 PM
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....That's horrible and disgusting.

I was thinking the same thing.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 02:42 PM
:rofl:


....just going to leave that laying right out there...let everyone get a good long look at it...

Well, after 70 something years, things are bound to dry up a bit.









(I'm a horrible, terrible human being.)

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 02:51 PM
Downstairs? By the maintenance closets? :twisted:

;)

McGill
06-13-2011, 02:52 PM
Well, after 70 something years, things are bound to dry up a bit.

(I'm a horrible, terrible human being.)

Yum.

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:04 PM
;)

Do it...do it...do it...do it...

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:06 PM
Damn it Ryan! I'm not going to lose Keith just so you can get your sick jollies!

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:07 PM
Damn it Ryan! I'm not going to lose Keith just so you can get your sick jollies!

They can't ban him for posting a news story!

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 03:09 PM
I am loftily amused that all three of us know exactly what we are talking about. And probably not just us, while others are completely lost.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:10 PM
They can't ban him for posting a news story!

You'd THINK, wouldn't you?

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:11 PM
I am loftily amused that all three of us know exactly what we are talking about. And probably not just us, while others are completely lost.

What I don't get is, the whole "trigger warning" thing.

Like this story. If you post a sentence before this article saying "Trigger Warning for Rape victims" wouldn't that ITSELF need a trigger warning? Just saying the word rape might make somebody into an emotional wreck.

Doesn't make much sense.

Magnum V.I.
06-13-2011, 03:12 PM
Go on and post it in Gail's Board! We all know that's what you girls are giggling about!

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:15 PM
Go on and post it in Gail's Board! We all know that's what you girls are giggling about!


I'm not giggling! I'm the serious one trying to stop the other two girls from giving the artsy, emo chick a swirly!

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:16 PM
Go on and post it in Gail's Board! We all know that's what you girls are giggling about!

But then again, it might interrupt their incessant bitching about the DC reboot. Thread after thread of how much the reboot sucks and how they're no longer reading DC comics and all that noise.

Magnum V.I.
06-13-2011, 03:16 PM
But then again, it might interrupt their incessant bitching about the DC reboot. Thread after thread of how much the reboot sucks and how they're no longer reading DC comics and all that noise.

For a second I thought you were talking about Gail's board.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:18 PM
For a second I thought you were talking about Gail's board.


I mean, geez dude, we're RIGHT HERE. :nonono2:

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:18 PM
For a second I thought you were talking about Gail's board.

I AM talking about the gail board!

Go look! Every thread about the reboot is how much it sucks or how they could make it better and every thread contains at least one post saying they're not buying DC comics anymore.

Magnum V.I.
06-13-2011, 03:21 PM
I AM talking about the gail board!

Go look! Every thread about the reboot is how much it sucks or how they could make it better and every thread contains at least one post saying they're not buying DC comics anymore.

I think you keep clicking on the Bendis Board.

I don't know why you keep saying that.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:21 PM
I AM talking about the gail board!

Go look! Every thread about the reboot is how much it sucks or how they could make it better and every thread contains at least one post saying they're not buying DC comics anymore.

Hence why I don't go down there.







And hear that in every single possibly way you could hear that.

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:26 PM
I think you keep clicking on the Bendis Board.

I don't know why you keep saying that.

Granted, we do have some bitching up here too. But it's not every single thread. And I doubt very much that EVERYBODY up here is no longer buying any DC comics. We're all a lot more level headed I think.


Hence why I don't go down there.

And hear that in every single possibly way you could hear that.

I used to make a trip every few hours, but now? Bleh.

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 03:27 PM
I'm not giggling! I'm the serious one trying to stop the other two girls from giving the artsy, emo chick a swirly!

Ryan's the catty cheerleader!

Keith P.
06-13-2011, 03:28 PM
Go on and post it in Gail's Board! We all know that's what you girls are giggling about!

And afterwards we are going to have a slumberparty and pillow fight in our underwear!

And you shan't be invited!

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:29 PM
Let's give the girls down there a break. So they're a little more .............. "serious" than us.



No one can make us crash their ....... "parties."




Now, let's get back to making all the terrible, soul-damning jokes that we could NEVER get away with elsewhere.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:31 PM
Ryan's the catty cheerleader!

Does this make you the slutty yet lovably tomboyish cheerleader and me the serious cheerleader who is only into it because it'll look good on her application to Yale?

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 03:32 PM
The Bendis Board proudly presents "Mean Girls(who are really boys)"

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 03:34 PM
The Bendis Board proudly presents "Mean Girls(who are really boys)"

"Ryan-a, Keith-ia. Just leave the Gail Club girls alone! You know they take things super seriously. And that's their prerogative! Damn it Keith-ia. I don't want to naked pillow fight anymore!"

Caley Tibbittz
06-13-2011, 03:57 PM
Hence why I don't go down there.






And hear that in every single possibly way you could hear that.
I'm only able to hear one. The dirty, sexy one.

Jonathan Callan
06-13-2011, 04:14 PM
So lost... so, completely lost...

But I sort of get the gist and agree to the extent that that gist is gotten.

costello
06-13-2011, 05:24 PM
I'm a newbie and I love DC at the moment. I think Flashpoint is accessible, is not racist and is not sexist, and I think DC has a well-diversified group of employees.

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 05:39 PM
Lies, obviously if any women are portrayed as tough, powerful and violent, they are insulting women, and if any women are portrayed as helpless and weak and non-threatening they are insulting women.


What's to get?

Girlfriend In A Coma
06-13-2011, 06:23 PM
I haven't seen karma that quick and good since I got robbed. :D

Roman Noodles
06-13-2011, 06:34 PM
This guy was a real catch. 53 year old, short, obese rapist who rode a bike. :thumb:

Let's thank the gypsy whose child he must have run over with his bike.

Kedd
06-14-2011, 08:02 AM
I haven't seen karma that quick and good since I got robbed. :D
Was the karma you getting robbed or something happening to the robber?

Marcdachamp
06-14-2011, 08:11 AM
Holy shit. If only he'd have waited like 10 or 15 minutes then we'd have avoided the whole nasty mess and be less one sex offender.

Yeah, it's a shame he hurt someone else before he went. But at least the scumbag is gone.


BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT


Well, at least he died doing what he loved....

Wow. :lol:

michealdark
06-14-2011, 06:54 PM
I would say "poetic justice", except it was anything but that for the victim, and even just thinking it is horrible on my part because it undercuts her too much