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usagi20
06-12-2011, 09:09 AM
"You have to know these things when you're a king, you know."

I've Got the Monkeys
06-12-2011, 09:31 AM
African or European?

usagi20
06-12-2011, 09:41 AM
I-I don't know that!

I've Got the Monkeys
06-12-2011, 11:33 AM
What... is your favourite colour?

CapnChaos
06-12-2011, 02:25 PM
Yes, you must tie her down and spank her.

Ryan Elliott
06-12-2011, 02:26 PM
Nothing but a string of pussy jokes.

GET ON WITH IT!

Magnum V.I.
06-12-2011, 02:53 PM
I learned from Ryan's Mom.

Ryan Elliott
06-12-2011, 03:04 PM
I learned from Ryan's Mom.

That wasn't my mom.

That was some biker I gave 10 bucks to. He was REAL cheap.

Forrest
06-12-2011, 03:44 PM
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

dasNdanger
06-12-2011, 05:15 PM
A spanking! A spanking!



das

usagi20
06-12-2011, 05:43 PM
What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

GelfXIII
06-12-2011, 06:54 PM
Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...

Forrest
06-12-2011, 07:24 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

usagi20
06-13-2011, 05:50 AM
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

greg donovan
06-13-2011, 05:52 AM
I fart in your general direction!

usagi20
06-13-2011, 06:02 AM
Bring out your dead!

greg donovan
06-13-2011, 06:09 AM
i'm not dead yet.

KKLodz
06-13-2011, 06:34 AM
It can grip them by the husk.


Nee Nee

Stupendous Man
06-13-2011, 06:42 AM
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest wiiiiiith... a herring!

Greygor
06-13-2011, 06:51 AM
Let's not add to this thread, it's a silly place

Stupendous Man
06-13-2011, 06:57 AM
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away away
When Danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled

BriRedfern
06-13-2011, 07:02 AM
The number thou shall count is three...

Stupendous Man
06-13-2011, 07:05 AM
1, 2, 5

I've Got the Monkeys
06-13-2011, 07:44 AM
“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. A path! A path!

dasNdanger
06-13-2011, 07:53 AM
Let's not add to this thread, it's a silly place

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/silly.jpg




das

KKLodz
06-13-2011, 08:18 AM
And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels........And there was much rejoicing!

Forrest
06-13-2011, 09:50 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Patrick King
06-13-2011, 01:18 PM
The Castle Auggghhh....

usagi20
06-13-2011, 03:24 PM
He wouldn't write "Auggghhh...." He'd just say it.

CapnChaos
06-13-2011, 04:05 PM
We are no longer the knights who say... "NEE!"
We are now the knights who say, "Ecky ecky fatang zwoop flablalalalaw."

dasNdanger
06-13-2011, 07:44 PM
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.

We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able

We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.






das

greg donovan
06-13-2011, 10:29 PM
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.

We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able

We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.






das

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUoaOiErFo

greg donovan
06-13-2011, 10:31 PM
She turned me into a Newt!

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 10:33 PM
She turned me into a Newt!

...a newt?

greg donovan
06-13-2011, 10:34 PM
...a newt?

I got better.

Ryan Elliott
06-13-2011, 10:36 PM
i got better.

buuuuurn heeeerrrr!!!

I've Got the Monkeys
06-14-2011, 06:42 AM
So... If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood.

GelfXIII
06-14-2011, 06:46 AM
And that my Lord, is how we know the world to be banana shaped.
This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere.

Greygor
06-14-2011, 06:54 AM
It's a fair cop.

dasNdanger
06-14-2011, 07:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUoaOiErFo

Brilliant!! :lol:


Thanks!


:)


das

Drkemerld73
06-14-2011, 07:36 AM
It's only a model.

KKLodz
06-14-2011, 08:24 AM
The animator suffered a fatal heart attack and died!

Forrest
06-14-2011, 08:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUoaOiErFo

:D

That was beautiful!

dasNdanger
06-14-2011, 09:24 AM
Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.




das

usagi20
06-14-2011, 09:53 AM
I can understand that.

dasNdanger
06-14-2011, 10:02 AM
Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!

GelfXIII
06-14-2011, 10:11 AM
She's got HUUUUUGE... tracts of land!

KKLodz
06-14-2011, 10:17 AM
Well, maybe if we built a large wooden badger.

I've Got the Monkeys
06-14-2011, 10:47 AM
Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.




das

Look, I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked...

dasNdanger
06-14-2011, 11:12 AM
Look, I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked...

What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!



das

I've Got the Monkeys
06-14-2011, 11:27 AM
What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!



das

Well, I AM King.

dasNdanger
06-14-2011, 12:41 PM
Well, I AM King.

Oh 'king', eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!





das

I've Got the Monkeys
06-14-2011, 04:08 PM
Oh 'king', eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!





das

I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

GelfXIII
06-14-2011, 04:14 PM
Oh, there's some lovely filth down here!

Pat Shatner
06-14-2011, 04:36 PM
Oh, Shit! It's Mr. Creosote!

(I know, wrong movie, but still one of the best Python bits)

GelfXIII
06-14-2011, 04:39 PM
Wafer thin mint?

I've Got the Monkeys
06-14-2011, 05:02 PM
Oh, there's some lovely filth down here!

You don't vote for kings.

CapnChaos
06-14-2011, 05:02 PM
Someday lad, this will all be yours.

What, the curtains?

usagi20
06-14-2011, 09:48 PM
There are some who call me... Tim.