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MayorMitch100
06-11-2011, 11:35 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Hank_pym_1.jpg


Would you agree? The guy created Ultron by accident and that thing can come any minute and destroy the whole world.

Phantom Eagle
06-11-2011, 11:39 AM
Yes, because situations that are replete with tension and seemingly insoluble, and which make for continuous iteration are never a good premise for comic book stories.

TheKraken
06-11-2011, 11:44 AM
The biggest fuck ups would have to be all the major villains. How many times has Ultron, Doom, Magneto, Kang, etc, etc almost conquered the world or gotten whatever they want, only to watch it all slip away?

GelfXIII
06-11-2011, 12:29 PM
Making him a wife beater might have been Marvel's biggest fuck up.

majorjoe23
06-11-2011, 02:05 PM
The clone saga. Oh wait, you mean character?

Slewo.O
06-11-2011, 02:07 PM
Why isn't there an option to mark this thread?

majorjoe23
06-11-2011, 02:10 PM
Hmm, not sure why I double posted so far apart.

Spidey616
06-11-2011, 03:53 PM
Gwen Stacy.....;)

joeAR
06-11-2011, 03:55 PM
Would you agree? The guy created Ultron by accident and that thing can come any minute and destroy the whole world.


I'm not a fan of Pym at all. Marvel U or Ultimate.

capntightpants
06-11-2011, 03:56 PM
Yes, because situations that are replete with tension and seemingly insoluble, and which make for continuous iteration are never a good premise for comic book stories.

He means "Who in Marvel's Universe fucks up the most?", not "Where did Marvel fuck up most?"

CapnChaos
06-11-2011, 04:02 PM
Spider-Man cast away his marriage to an incredibly hot woman that he was still in love with (and that loved him) to the goddamn devil in order to save his doddering 96-year-old aunt who's already been dead. He was also cuckolded by this:

http://www.dailyraider.com/comics/sinspast/osborn.jpg

Roman Noodles
06-11-2011, 04:03 PM
Hank Pym sucks.


The End.

Roman Noodles
06-11-2011, 04:03 PM
Spider-Man cast away his marriage to an incredibly hot woman that he was still in love with (and that loved him) to the goddamn devil in order to save his doddering 96-year-old aunt who's already been dead. He was also cuckolded by this:

http://www.dailyraider.com/comics/sinspast/osborn.jpg

NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS EVER HAPPENED!!!! :mad:

Ryan Elliott
06-11-2011, 04:10 PM
NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS EVER HAPPENED!!!! :mad:

Oh they happened.

They happened all over Gwen Stacy's face.

Adrian B AWESOME
06-11-2011, 04:12 PM
The biggest fuck ups would have to be all the major villains. How many times has Ultron, Doom, Magneto, Kang, etc, etc almost conquered the world or gotten whatever they want, only to watch it all slip away?

Ultron's not really a fuck-up. I mean, he's just following his programming!

CapnChaos
06-11-2011, 04:14 PM
Oh they happened.

They happened all over Gwen Stacy's face.

That's not how babies are made, Ryan. They happened all up in her vajayjay.

The Zevad
06-11-2011, 04:17 PM
NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS EVER HAPPENED!!!! :mad:

Well to help support Roman...so far while Gabriel has been acknowledge to exist nothing about Sarah. And save for a vision of a pregnant Gwen Stacy in a reality warp created by the Molecular Man (so there's lee way there) Norman knocking up Gwen has been largely ignored.

Slewo.O
06-11-2011, 04:18 PM
Hank Pym sucks.


The End.

You're just mad because Hank gets to be with Tigra. :p

Roman Noodles
06-11-2011, 04:25 PM
You're just mad because Hank gets to be with Tigra. :p

Yes, because being an ugly costume wearing, idiot, wife beater, and mass-murderer isn't enough without adding his furry status to the bunch. :nonono2:







;)

Slewo.O
06-11-2011, 04:27 PM
Yes, because being an ugly costume wearing, idiot, wife beater, and mass-murderer isn't enough without adding his furry status to the bunch. :nonono2:







;)
Idiot and mass-murderer?

Those seem a tad off... :p

Roman Noodles
06-11-2011, 04:41 PM
Idiot and mass-murderer?

Those seem a tad off... :p

Much like your brain. :innocent:

Andrew
06-11-2011, 06:20 PM
It's amazing how Hank Pym is even considered a superhero when you consider that the only two notable things he's ever done was create Ultron and beat his wife.

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-11-2011, 06:35 PM
My vote is Professor Xavier.
He tried to kill his sister in the womb.
His attempts to make mutants welcome by humanity has failed pretty bad.
He got an entire rescue team wiped out trying to save his original team.
His shitty lack of parenting made his son's mental disorder worse.
He keeps getting his spine broken.
He became a super villain because he lobotomized his old friend/worst enemy.
He was part of the Illuminati because he thought he knew best and that turned out badly.
Everybody he's slept with has died.
His dead sister comes back and uses him to almost destroy everything.
He manipulated a sentient computer to train his students.
Because he pissed off Vulcan, Banshee had to die.
And so on.

MayorMitch100
06-11-2011, 06:37 PM
My vote is Professor Xavier.
He tried to kill his sister in the womb.
His attempts to make mutants welcome by humanity has failed pretty bad.
He got an entire rescue team wiped out trying to save his original team.
His shitty lack of parenting made his son's mental disorder worse.
He keeps getting his spine broken.
He became a super villain because he lobotomized his old friend/worst enemy.
He was part of the Illuminati because he thought he knew best and that turned out badly.
Everybody he's slept with has died.
His dead sister comes back and uses him to almost destroy everything.
He manipulated a sentient computer to train his students.
Because he pissed off Vulcan, Banshee had to die.
And so on.

:lol:

Slewo.O
06-11-2011, 06:41 PM
It's amazing how Hank Pym is even considered a superhero when you consider that the only two notable things he's ever done was create Ultron and beat his wife.

Hnnnn. So defeating Loki, and Dr. Doom in the Avenger's original outings against those guys, along with creating a long line of legacy heroes modeled after his various identities, forming the Mighty Avengers, and the Avengers Academy don't count as notable? Interesting...

Roman Noodles
06-11-2011, 06:43 PM
Hnnnn. So defeating Loki, and Dr. Doom in the Avenger's original outings against those guys, along with creating a long line of legacy heroes modeled after his various identities, forming the Mighty Avengers, and the Avengers Academy don't count as notable? Interesting...

.... defending Hank Pym makes you even lamer than Hank Pym.





I am not even kidding a little. :lol:

MayorMitch100
06-11-2011, 06:47 PM
.... defending Hank Pym makes you even lamer than Hank Pym.





I am not even kidding a little. :lol:

yup.

Phantom Eagle
06-11-2011, 06:49 PM
.... defending Hank Pym makes you even lamer than Hank Pym.





I am not even kidding a little. :lol:


yup.

Off-his-meds Yellowjacket will so bitchslap you for that.

Andrew
06-11-2011, 06:50 PM
Hnnnn. So defeating Loki, and Dr. Doom in the Avenger's original outings against those guys, along with creating a long line of legacy heroes modeled after his various identities, forming the Mighty Avengers, and the Avengers Academy don't count as notable? Interesting...


.... defending Hank Pym makes you even lamer than Hank Pym.





I am not even kidding a little. :lol:

This. :lol:

capntightpants
06-11-2011, 11:49 PM
My vote is Professor Xavier.
He tried to kill his sister in the womb.
His attempts to make mutants welcome by humanity has failed pretty bad.
He got an entire rescue team wiped out trying to save his original team.
His shitty lack of parenting made his son's mental disorder worse.
He keeps getting his spine broken.
He became a super villain because he lobotomized his old friend/worst enemy.
He was part of the Illuminati because he thought he knew best and that turned out badly.
Everybody he's slept with has died.
His dead sister comes back and uses him to almost destroy everything.
He manipulated a sentient computer to train his students.
Because he pissed off Vulcan, Banshee had to die.
And so on.

Yeah. I remember being resistant to how much Professor X sucked because I was such a 90s X-Men cartoon fan, but the evidence is really stacked against him.

SeanC
06-12-2011, 02:24 AM
Gwen Stacy.....;)

How dare you! She's a nice lady!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sZH4h4etigo/0.jpg

Mego Stretch Hulk
06-12-2011, 02:58 AM
Losing Jack Kirby back in the 70's was Marvel's biggest!!!

DaveCummings
06-12-2011, 04:59 AM
My vote is Professor Xavier.
He tried to kill his sister in the womb.
His attempts to make mutants welcome by humanity has failed pretty bad.
He got an entire rescue team wiped out trying to save his original team.
His shitty lack of parenting made his son's mental disorder worse.
He keeps getting his spine broken.
He became a super villain because he lobotomized his old friend/worst enemy.
He was part of the Illuminati because he thought he knew best and that turned out badly.
Everybody he's slept with has died.
His dead sister comes back and uses him to almost destroy everything.
He manipulated a sentient computer to train his students.
Because he pissed off Vulcan, Banshee had to die.
And so on.

With all due respect to Banshee, it was Banshee, he wanted to die.