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xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:36 PM
I just got back from my friends 30th bday party in Boston and I am abnormaly drunk as shit

JOIN int the fujn


ask me qustions to entertan me

Mwstattel
06-10-2011, 09:38 PM
Have you ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shell?

The Zevad
06-10-2011, 09:40 PM
Oh I've done these. And I quickly regret it. Mostly cause I made an ass of myself (yeah I know nothing new on that front) as to your request Xander. Who's hotter Faith or Buffy.



Current answer is Eliza Dushku.

But what's YOUR answer?

The Zevad
06-10-2011, 09:41 PM
Have you ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shell?

Not Xander. But I actually had the cassette of their album and a video of one of the shows. Sadly both got destroyed by my (at the time) four year old neice. I was quite bummed.

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2011, 09:44 PM
I missed this shit. Don't go on any "all women are bitches" rants or anything. That tends to make you regret the day...

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:46 PM
Have you ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shell?

Is thatsa the musuical Live show? I wish. No.. O w is that the TV series on FoX i forget

MagicGamer
06-10-2011, 09:46 PM
I just realized you live in Westford. Lots of my family near there. Gonna be up there in the next couple weeks.

Anyway, have fun being drunk!

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:47 PM
Oh I've done these. And I quickly regret it. Mostly cause I made an ass of myself (yeah I know nothing new on that front) as to your request Xander. Who's hotter Faith or Buffy.



Current answer is Eliza Dushku.

But what's YOUR answer?

Eliza all the way. Shes from watertown and she comes to pick up her nicex sometimes at watrtertown high after school program

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:48 PM
I missed this shit. Don't go on any "all women are bitches" rants or anything. That tends to make you regret the day...

women arent bitches. the friends party it was is a woman. I love women. Nothing but love aghere ton ighrt

Jason California
06-10-2011, 09:48 PM
Why are evil women so sexy? Not the ugly ones, just the good looking ones. I guess my real question is, what makes good looking evil women so much more sexy than your standard, run of the mill good looking woman?

Question 2.

Do I over use the comma? Sometimes when I look at what I have posted I think I use the comma very liberally, and in some cases where it is not needed.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:48 PM
I just realized you live in Westford. Lots of my family near there. Gonna be up there in the next couple weeks.

Anyway, have fun being drunk!

Wstford kinda rules but kinda seucks. Our hightschool was named WESTFORFS ACADEDMY...so evetryone thinks i went to a snooty privaste schoo.l

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:49 PM
Why are evil women so sexy? Not the ugly ones, just the good looking ones. I guess my real question is, what makes good looking evil women so much more sexy than your standard, run of the mill good looking woman?

Question 2.

Do I over use the comma? Sometimes when I look at what I have posted I think I use the comma very liberally, and in some cases where it is not needed.


evil is hot. itas the tempatrrion and awsomesnes of evil I think. plus evil is just hot.

Commas are gine and cool efven

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2011, 09:53 PM
evil is hot. itas the tempatrrion and awsomesnes of evil I think. plus evil is just hot.

Commas are gine and cool efven

Given the typos but relative cohesiveness, and given that I know you're an averagely built fellow (if I remember correctly) I'm going to put you at roughly 12 drinks (cocktails or beers or both). How close am I?

MagicGamer
06-10-2011, 09:54 PM
Wstford kinda rules but kinda seucks. Our hightschool was named WESTFORFS ACADEDMY...so evetryone thinks i went to a snooty privaste schoo.l

From what I've seen it's cool. Usually we just go to my uncles' (they're brothers, not gay) house and have cookouts over there. They live right next to the Nabnasset Lake Country Club.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:55 PM
Given the typos but relative cohesiveness, and given that I know you're an averagely built fellow (if I remember correctly) I'm going to put you at roughly 12 drinks (cocktails or beers or both). How close am I?

damn your good. 14 (2 shots of jager and restr beers90) but im home now and done,. buit im not going ot pass out ro anything.

Jason California
06-10-2011, 09:55 PM
If you were a wrestler, what would your name be?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:56 PM
From what I've seen it's cool. Usually we just go to my uncles' (they're brothers, not gay) house and have cookouts over there. They live right next to the Nabnasset Lake Country Club.

Thats a cool area . Thats pretty cool..i live on tnhe opether side of town.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:57 PM
If you were a wrestler, what would your name be?

Holyoke Joe

Jason California
06-10-2011, 09:57 PM
Do you like almond milk?

Follow up if you answer no, why not?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 09:58 PM
Do you like almond milk?

Follow up if you answer no, why not?

FUCK nowa

I am deathly allergic to nuts so thast would be a bad.

Im goinbna take as tand against almslond milke and say its bad

JJ Fresh
06-10-2011, 09:58 PM
Xander:

If a train is travelling at 22mph, and a car is travelling at 89mph, how long will it be until the car catches up with the train if the train left 4 hrs before the car did?

Or

Jason California's gif, would you hit it?

Jason California
06-10-2011, 09:58 PM
Do you think the WWE respects its fans?

Jason California
06-10-2011, 09:59 PM
FUCK nowa

I am deathly allergic to nuts so thast would be a bad.

Im goinbna take as tand against almslond milke and say its bad

I can appreciate your answer. I am sorry for what you are missing out on though. I drink Silk.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:00 PM
Xander:

If a train is travelling at 22mph, and a car is travelling at 89mph, how long will it be until the car catches up with the train if the train left 4 hrs before the car did?

Or

Jason California's gif, would you hit it?\

NO MATH QUEATRIOPNS


and prob not ..depends on the situatsitaon and how durnk o am

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:00 PM
I can appreciate your answer. I am sorry for what you are missing out on though. I drink Silk.

never had soly milke ..is ist still milkish tastikng?

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:01 PM
Which bear is best?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:01 PM
Do you think the WWE respects its fans?

To a certain extent. buit lately th shows are fuckin horrible. buit still better than TNA. basically wrestling sucks rigjht now. Vince is senile and doesnt have a clue. Im dicsk as fuck of John fUCKnbs CENA

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:01 PM
never had soly milke ..is ist still milkish tastikng?

Yes.

What is your most favorite use of deus ex machina?

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2011, 10:02 PM
damn your good. 14 (2 shots of jager and restr beers90) but im home now and done,. buit im not going ot pass out ro anything.

The joys of being a retired almost-alcoholic and part time bartender. Almost envy you as I get that drunk maybe once a year now. As is, I relegate myself to just a beer here and there or a nightcap like the Bombay Sapphire and Sierra Mist I've got here. Drunken Internet surfing always has its merits.

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:02 PM
To a certain extent. buit lately th shows are fuckin horrible. buit still better than TNA. basically wrestling sucks rigjht now. Vince is senile and doesnt have a clue. Im dicsk as fuck of John fUCKnbs CENA

Up to this point in this thread I have been able to get the gist of what you were trying to say. But the bolded section has completely stumped me.

MagicGamer
06-10-2011, 10:02 PM
Thats a cool area . Thats pretty cool..i live on tnhe opether side of town.

Cool. Yeah, it's nice there when we hang out.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:03 PM
Which bear is best?

PBR

no

i kid

Im not a domestic beer kinda gy. its a mutilple annswer...bud light tastes like water. I like alot of different microbrws

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:03 PM
Which bear is best?

This said BEER a second atgo. TRICKY MCGEE

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:04 PM
PBR

no

i kid

Im not a domestic beer kinda gy. its a mutilple annswer...bud light tastes like water. I like alot of different microbrws

:lol:

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:04 PM
This said BEER a second atgo. TRICKY MCGEE

:lol: x2


It has always said bear.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:05 PM
The joys of being a retired almost-alcoholic and part time bartender. Almost envy you as I get that drunk maybe once a year now. As is, I relegate myself to just a beer here and there or a nightcap like the Bombay Sapphire and Sierra Mist I've got here. Drunken Internet surfing always has its merits.

i havent hit the drunken internet surfing parkt yet. That will be soon and oh it wakll be GLORIOUS

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:05 PM
:lol: X2


it has always said bear.

bear is driving how can trhat be

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:05 PM
This said BEER a second atgo. TRICKY MCGEE

nope.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:06 PM
Up to this point in this thread I have been able to get the gist of what you were trying to say. But the bolded section has completely stumped me.

Im suick as FUCK of JOHN fuckin cena

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:06 PM
I keep thinging i skippped someones questijn. i apologize if i did

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:07 PM
If you whole town got flooded, and you knew it could realistically happen again in your lifetime, would you tell the news man you were going to stay and rebuild?

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:07 PM
What is the new stupid move that wrestlers are having to sell right now?

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:08 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:08 PM
If a genie gave you one wish, with no strings attached, what would you wish for?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:08 PM
If you whole town got flooded, and you knew it could realistically happen again in your lifetime, would you tell the news man you were going to stay and rebuild?

fuck no

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:09 PM
What is the new stupid move that wrestlers are having to sell right now?

still the stupidest is the fuckin COBRA by Santino

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:09 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

id rather hurt a man than love a woman?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:10 PM
If a genie gave you one wish, with no strings attached, what would you wish for?

Be Dan Didio for one aday and stop asll the stuipid shit hes ever done and retcon it. Oh wait thats a fnaboy answert ummm......power of flight...shit i need a serious real world one. I DON TSWH

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2011, 10:12 PM
PBR

no

i kid

Im not a domestic beer kinda gy. its a mutilple annswer...bud light tastes like water. I like alot of different microbrws

This reminds me, there always used to be a beer thread around here didn't there? Given my experiment this year with new beers, maybe I should hunt one down...

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:13 PM
Let's say your wish was approved, but it turns out there was one string. You have to rub Dan Didio's bald head like a genie's lamp. But he cannot know that you are rubbing his head to get your wish granted. How would you track down Dan Didio and rub his bald head without him knowing your true motives?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:13 PM
This reminds me, there always used to be a beer thread around here didn't there? Given my experiment this year with new beers, maybe I should hunt one down...

you ever brew your own?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:14 PM
Let's say your wish was approved, but it turns out there was one string. You have to rub Dan Didio's bald head like a genie's lamp. But he cannot know that you are rubbing his head to get your wish granted. How would you track down Dan Didio and rub his bald head without him knowing your true motives?

You just mamde me spit the water out that i was drinking adamn YTOU loklol I would hire Ambubvsh Bug and Mr Mxyzpltk

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:15 PM
At their best, which of the 2 men was the better comedian?

Richard Pryor

Bill Cosby

Follow up question: Do you know what a Cosby Sweater is?

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:16 PM
If you got to out drinking with one Superhero, who would it be? (Wolverine is already there, because when there's beer, there's Wolverine)

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:16 PM
At their best, which of the 2 men was the better comedian?

Richard Pryor

Bill Cosby

Follow up question: Do you know what a Cosby Sweater is?

I think it depends on your sens aof humor Cosby wasnt a as controversial and crazy as pryor...I prefer Pryora but tha s jusdts me

I assume a the cosby swaetater is one of the ones he always owar on the cosby shw?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:18 PM
If you got to out drinking with one Superhero, who would it be? (Wolverine is already there, because when there's beer, there's Wolverine)

John Costintine or fuckin um JSSICA jones ...onl with bendis giving hr dialogue

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:18 PM
I assume a the cosby swaetater is one of the ones he always owar on the cosby shw?

Urban Dictionary: cosby sweater (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cosby+sweater)

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2011, 10:18 PM
you ever brew your own?

Not yet. Eventually maybe. Right now I'm just trying as many new brews as I can and new breweries as well. Set a goal of a hundred new beers on the year. Right now I'm well on my way with 51 new ones tried, from about 30 different brewers so far.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:19 PM
Urban Dictionary: cosby sweater (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cosby+sweater)

JESUS. ashashhashashas

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:20 PM
If you got to take anyone (past, present, fictional, your own creation) out to a fancy dinner, who would it be? (Wolverine is already there, because I'm assuming this place has beer)

Jason California
06-10-2011, 10:21 PM
JESUS. ashashhashashas


it takes all kinds.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:21 PM
Not yet. Eventually maybe. Right now I'm just trying as many new brews as I can and new breweries as well. Set a goal of a hundred new beers on the year. Right now I'm well on my way with 51 new ones tried, from about 30 different brewers so far.

Wow thats really good for being it right around mid year. Yea brewing is fun but it can be tiring and a bitch. Its trial and error. But in the end its rreally cool to have your own stuff on tap. Plus its cheaper in the long run.

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:22 PM
Wow thats really good for being it right around mid year. Yea brewing is fun but it can be tiring and a bitch. Its trial and error. But in the end its rreally cool to have your own stuff on tap. Plus its cheaper in the long run.

You can't be drunk with a post like that.

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:22 PM
If you got to take anyone (past, present, fictional, your own creation) out to a fancy dinner, who would it be? (Wolverine is already there, because I'm assuming this place has beer)

So wolverine iasd like fuckin ewverywhere jsutr like in the comis. What a dick he is. I would take Kristen Bell and woo her with my manly chafms and punch out Dax Sheperd...(this is my dream scenario..im running itwith it)

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:23 PM
You can't be drunk with a post like that.

ooh i am. Im sobering u;p. but i have a pretty good toelerance. Notice as the thread goes on im getting more an more cogniscent


Im no the thype to make a IM DRUNK thread afor atttention. 1) i dont get like this that often 2) im not like some people whwo fdo it for attrenton

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:23 PM
What would you do if you were Anthony Wiener?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:29 PM
What would you do if you were Anthony Wiener?

prob not post pics of my fuckian pasckage online

MayorMitch100
06-10-2011, 10:31 PM
prob not post pics of my fuckian pasckage online

Would you use said package for good or evil?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:32 PM
Would you use said package for good or evil?

only for the forcws of good muich like HE-MAN master of the universe.

but if i could be the bad ass frank langenlla Skeletor form the live action movie maybe for evil..and id have a cossmic key

Slewo.O
06-10-2011, 10:36 PM
Xander do you play the piano when you're drunk?

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:38 PM
Xander do you play the piano when you're drunk?

I dont even play the painao sobder so no

Slewo.O
06-10-2011, 10:42 PM
I dont even play the painao sobder so no

Tsk then you're worthless to me. I shall purify your evil mind with my phonetics frame!

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:44 PM
Tsk then you're worthless to me. I shall purify your evil mind with my phonetics frame!

If i even knew what that meant igd have a wittty retort ready ;P
haha

Slewo.O
06-10-2011, 10:45 PM
If i even knew what that meant igd have a wittty retort ready ;P
haha

Hmph, one day we shall face in combat for this insult upon my honour!

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:45 PM
Hmph, one day we shall face in combat for this insult upon my honour!

:draws sword:

xanderharris
06-10-2011, 10:51 PM
ok I successfully manaaged to not embarass myself i dont think..

so now it is the time for the jedi to sleep as well


GOOD NITHE MOON

JJ Fresh
06-10-2011, 11:26 PM
ok I successfully manaaged to not embarass myself i dont think..

so now it is the time for the jedi to sleep as well


GOOD NITHE MOON

http://ziffenheimer.tripod.com/ani-clapping.gif

Well done Xander.

Too bad it ended though, I was going to ask if you can teach me how to dougie.

Garth
06-11-2011, 03:53 AM
This was amazing!!!

Mwstattel
06-11-2011, 06:57 AM
Is thatsa the musuical Live show? I wish. No.. O w is that the TV series on FoX i forget

The whole thing is on you tube now.

Forrest
06-11-2011, 09:36 AM
I got tripped up right at the beginning:


Who's hotter Faith or Buffy.

Yeah, the correct answer is Willow.

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 09:39 AM
I. wow. Ok. HAHAHA i vaguely remember doing this. This is fantastic. I seriously managed not to say anything to embarrass myself. I remain impressed.

Jason California
06-11-2011, 10:06 AM
Good work last night.

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 10:14 AM
Good work last night.

Thank you sir. I try.

CapnChaos
06-11-2011, 02:00 PM
I got tripped up right at the beginning:



Yeah, the correct answer is Willow.

Psh. The answer is Fred.

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 08:39 PM
Psh. The answer is Fred.

You are right.

Humphrey_Lee
06-11-2011, 09:29 PM
Go again!!!

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 09:30 PM
Go again!!!

hahahah dammit! I dont have that much to drink at home. but it is only 130am and I am kind of pissed off ..hmmm

Slewo.O
06-11-2011, 09:41 PM
Just rant like other people do. :)

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 09:43 PM
Just rant like other people do. :)

no im not going down the road of making this my blog or facebook. That way leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to the darkside. First you get the money ..then you get the woman. Nevermind.

Humphrey_Lee
06-11-2011, 09:47 PM
no im not going down the road of making this my blog or facebook. That way leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to the darkside. First you get the money ..then you get the woman. Nevermind.

And then you call some troll a fuck and get banned for a year... and then you kiss your sister... I think that's how those movies went...

xanderharris
06-11-2011, 09:48 PM
And then you call some troll a fuck and get banned for a year... and then you kiss your sister... I think that's how those movies went...

Haha

Garth
06-11-2011, 11:23 PM
It was no ambien induced thread, that's for sure.

Kingsmythe
06-11-2011, 11:45 PM
Well that was entertaining. Getting drunk at a friend's party sounds a lot more fun than these 12 hour over night shifts. 2.5 more hours to go. *sighs*

CapnChaos
06-12-2011, 05:25 AM
no im not going down the road of making this my blog or facebook. That way leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to the darkside. First you get the money ..then you get the woman. Nevermind.

First you get the job, then you get the money, then you get the kakhis, then you get the chicks. That's Baseketball rules, right?

Foolish Mortal
06-12-2011, 07:13 AM
Do you think Phylicia Rashād should have played Storm in the X-Men movies? I think she should have.