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Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 07:26 PM
It's been days and it refuses to start. :surrend:

P.

Howlett
07-08-2005, 07:27 PM
*humps Pats leg*

That help? :(

Bervda
07-08-2005, 07:27 PM
It'll fix itself soon. If it lasts longer than a couple weeks, I'd see a doctor.

amy
07-08-2005, 07:27 PM
It's been days and it refuses to start. :surrend:

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that was a mighty kick, huh?

The Human Target
07-08-2005, 07:28 PM
http://www.canorous.com/triciahelfer/helfer1.jpg

BriRedfern
07-08-2005, 07:28 PM
Good God. A mighty kick indeed....

Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 07:28 PM
No women pics, please, the only woman I want is asleep right next to me.

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The Human Target
07-08-2005, 07:30 PM
No women pics, please, the only woman I want is asleep right next to me.

P.

No wonder you can't get it up.

You turned into a woman.

Ryan Elliott
07-08-2005, 07:32 PM
I'm...I'm so sorry man. :sad:

Rado
07-08-2005, 07:36 PM
...the only woman I want is asleep right next to me.

Well, your wang doesn't seem to agree.

Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 07:37 PM
Well, your wang disagrees.

:no:

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XSaraXPoeX
07-08-2005, 07:38 PM
Try hollering at it REALLY LOUD! If that doesn't work say, "BITCH! WORK!!"

Jacob Lyon Goddard
07-08-2005, 07:39 PM
*flashes a nip*

St.-
07-08-2005, 07:39 PM
Talk to Beland? He talks about it in his books alittle. I think...

Rado
07-08-2005, 07:41 PM
:no:

P.

Okay. But you know I'm one of the good guys, right?

Sorry.

I actually had the same problem for a few months when I was younger. It was mental, probably had to do with my sexual confusion.

Then I met the right girl and turned into a rabbit. And it never changed, even AFTER she dumped me ;)

But seriously, you're probably overworked. Try to smoke less (if you smoke at all, that is) and cut on coffee.

But most of all, get some sleep. Do some exercise.

Hope it'll get better.

icemanx62
07-08-2005, 07:41 PM
Was she wearing boots when she kicked you?

Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 07:42 PM
Was she wearing boots when she kicked you?

HIGH HEELS. This isn't over...

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BriRedfern
07-08-2005, 07:43 PM
Okay. But you know I'm one of the good guys, right?

Sorry.

I actually had the same problem for a few months when I was younger. It was mental, probably had to do with my sexual confusion.

Then I met the right girl and turned into a rabbit. And it never changed, even AFTER she dumped me ;)

But seriously, you're probably overworked. Try to smoke less (if you smoke at all, that is) and cut on coffee.

But most of all, get some sleep. Do some exercise.

Hope it'll get better.

Some chic at his work kicked him in the balls hard yesterday....

But I enjoyed your post regardless.

Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 07:50 PM
Okay. But you know I'm one of the good guys, right?

Sorry.

I actually had the same problem for a few months when I was younger. It was mental, probably had to do with my sexual confusion.

Then I met the right girl and turned into a rabbit. And it never changed, even AFTER she dumped me ;)

But seriously, you're probably overworked. Try to smoke less (if you smoke at all, that is) and cut on coffee.

But most of all, get some sleep. Do some exercise.

Hope it'll get better.

Ha ha ha...I don't think its confusion or anything mental, it's just physically, unable right now. Though I would say sleep could help...

:)

P.

Rado
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Some chic at his work kicked him in the balls hard yesterday....

But I enjoyed your post regardless.

:Oops:

Angel of Distraction
07-08-2005, 08:15 PM
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l12.jpg

Amos Moses
07-08-2005, 08:18 PM
http://www.msnhill.com/sounds/gus_condoms_gaysex8bit.wav (http://www.msnhill.com/sounds/gus_condoms_gaysex8bit.wav)

Angel of Distraction
07-08-2005, 08:19 PM
http://www.msnhill.com/sounds/gus_condoms_gaysex8bit.wav (http://www.msnhill.com/sounds/gus_condoms_gaysex8bit.wav)

That sounds like Stan Lee.

Yano
07-08-2005, 08:20 PM
Hmmm...does this help?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/pimpin.jpg

Pat Loika
07-08-2005, 08:25 PM
Hmmm...does this help?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/pimpin.jpg

It's failing. :surrend:

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Humphrey_Lee
07-08-2005, 09:48 PM
Try hollering at it REALLY LOUD! If that doesn't work say, "BITCH! WORK!!"

And then punch it! That always does the trick for me!

........ I'm odd aren't I?

Hil
07-08-2005, 10:22 PM
Tell it if it gets up you'll buy it a balloon. You know it loves balloons.

TomBelandTSSTG
07-09-2005, 01:54 PM
Hmmmm... okay, yeah... I've been dealing with this problem, so here's what I know.

Believe it or not, if you eat a lot of chicken, that could be a part of your problem. Chicken has estrogen, which, in some cases can effect testosterone. And chicken today is injected with hormones so they grow quicker. Switch to free range, or cut back on the amount you eat.

Stress is also a major issue with a decreased sex drive. If you smoke, or drink a lot of caffine, that can add to the problem.

If you wear briefs, go to boxers... could be a circulation problem, especially if you have weight issues.

You can try Vigra, but, just to warn you... it's not an inexpensive pill. They cost around $13 a pill. But you can purchase the 100ml and cut them in half. For the record, Cialis is a much better product.

Hope that helps.

Persevering Guy
07-09-2005, 01:58 PM
this is a long shut but:
http://www.ciderviewproject.com/michaeltits.jpg

Pat Loika
07-09-2005, 02:04 PM
Hmmmm... okay, yeah... I've been dealing with this problem, so here's what I know.

Believe it or not, if you eat a lot of chicken, that could be a part of your problem. Chicken has estrogen, which, in some cases can effect testosterone. And chicken today is injected with hormones so they grow quicker. Switch to free range, or cut back on the amount you eat.

Stress is also a major issue with a decreased sex drive. If you smoke, or drink a lot of caffine, that can add to the problem.

If you wear briefs, go to boxers... could be a circulation problem, especially if you have weight issues.

You can try Vigra, but, just to warn you... it's not an inexpensive pill. They cost around $13 a pill. But you can purchase the 100ml and cut them in half. For the record, Cialis is a much better product.

Hope that helps.

Well, it happened after I got kicked, REALLY, REALLY hard. I've never had any problems before that, and I'm certainly hoping I won't have that problem for much longer. In any case, I'm seeing a doctor on Monday.

P.

alexlannin
07-09-2005, 02:06 PM
Well, it happened after I got kicked, REALLY, REALLY hard. I've never had any problems before that, and I'm certainly hoping I won't have that problem for much longer. In any case, I'm seeing a doctor on Monday.

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I seriously think you should sue that girl. This is mental anguish!

AAlgar
07-09-2005, 02:22 PM
Five minutes on the phone with me and you'll be making "I... I can't keep it down" threads. :heybaby:

Thomas Mauer
07-09-2005, 02:35 PM
Dude, you gotta give it time to recover before waking up your woman again. I mean, she's all exhausted and sleeping and you want to romp over her AGAIN? Right now?

You're a machine. No, wait. You're a gunsel.

JABSEN
07-09-2005, 02:37 PM
Hmmm...does this help?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/pimpin.jpgYes!!!!


what?

sleep
07-09-2005, 02:52 PM
Ha ha ha...I don't think its confusion or anything mental, it's just physically, unable right now. Though I would say sleep could help...

:)

P.
:scared:

JABSEN
07-09-2005, 02:54 PM
:scared:HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Brian Defferding
07-09-2005, 04:22 PM
:scared:

:lol:

DrMachine
07-09-2005, 04:23 PM
It's been days and it refuses to start. :surrend:

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this will help

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/jrchapoy/mikegoddard1.jpg

matthew spatola
07-09-2005, 04:27 PM
Yes!!!!


what?


Who's the dude in the picture..the one smiling?

Smokinblues
07-09-2005, 04:32 PM
never

never

never

listen to adam sandler's "at a medium pace"

while trying to take care of business.

random play can be an evil evil thing.

Rado
07-09-2005, 04:33 PM
this will help

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/jrchapoy/mikegoddard1.jpg

Goddard is SO pretty.