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[Masculine Todd]

I'd rather rub our doughy, pasty, hairy bellies together and do some BJJ followed by a little backflippin.

I AM NOT DOUGHY!

#goingtocryandeaticecreaminthedarkandprobablymastu rbate

[Masculine Todd]

Though if fight we must I left you ample opening last night by saying I liked Impact last night.

I didn't watch it, so I can't comment. Oddly enough, I have a marginal interest in Destination X. AJ/Daniels sounds awesome.

[Masculine Todd]

But remember how you said Ken Anderson was entertaining/good? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAWLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fight me dawg

[Masculine Todd]

jk have a gud birfday brutha

[Daniel K.]

I don't know if this is coincidence or not but I now get Groupon ads on the phone version of this thread.

[Brad N.]

But remember how you said Ken Anderson was entertaining/good? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAWLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fight me dawg

I had been enjoying him...until Hogan killed him and any little credibility the company had left last night. The beauty of the DVR is I can just FF all that garbage and pretend TNA is only matches like that awesome Jack Evans match last night.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Happy Birthday, Brad

[Masculine Todd]

There should be a wrestler called Pyss Dawg.

[Foolish Mortal]

I like Anderson on the mic, but his ring work is suspect.

[ImYrWoodbury]

He feuded with Undertaker in the Fall of '09.

There's the potential for a quality angle, but I can't help feeling a bit weary about the prospect of Vince becoming a permanent fixture of television again, especially if it's to feud with John Cena (who just doesn't pull off that anti-authority role well).

Oh, that's right. Montreal Screwjob v. 3.2.11.

Cena doesn't necessarily have to be in the anti-hero role. It could be Punk.

[Brad N.]

I didn't watch it, so I can't comment. Oddly enough, I have a marginal interest in Destination X. AJ/Daniels sounds awesome.

That, the ultimate x, RVD and Lynn and that four way with Ion, Aries, Evans, and Low ki sound worth it alone. I might still watch via feed but at least I plan to watch a TNA PPV.

[Brad N.]

Happy Birthday, Brad

Thanks, mang.

[Foolish Mortal]

http://i.imgur.com/uV6jK.gif

[moonspider]

jk i'm training muay tai just like sagat

shoryuken!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonspider]

happy b-day brad....

[Gryphon]

Watching smackdown on youtube, Laughing that there is a "bring back hulk hogan" sign at ringside in plain view of the camera.

[Greenville 90210]

Agreed. Borash sucked too but she is a new level of horrible.

I don't mind Borash. He can at least fake an announcer-y voice. She can't. At all. Lillian Garcia was the only good female ring announcer in the past 15 years. She actually knew how to sell a guy's name.

[Greenville 90210]

If you just took Hogan off iMPACT as well as changing Sting out of this ridiculous character this would be a decent show. I enjoyed most of the show tonight.

Yeah, I watched most of iMPACT for the first time in many, many months. Great X-division matches. And I like the Bound for Glory series...although their leaders are my least favorites (Morgan, Gunner, and Crimson). It's cool that they count their house show matches and show high-lights.

[Greenville 90210]

Um, he would if they stopped paying him. Way more good than bad this week but Hogan and Joker Sting kills the whole thing.

Joker Sting is embarrassing to watch. I cringed every time he spoke.

[Greenville 90210]

I'd rather rub our doughy, pasty, hairy bellies together and do some BJJ followed by a little backflippin.

Frotting?

[Greenville 90210]

I like Anderson on the mic, but his ring work is suspect.

His mic work is suspect too- KENNEDY!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Todd's boarding slightly hard enough to reach the right side of weak boarding.

DOn'T TRY ULESS U GONNA SUCCED! U R GRANMA BOARDIN!

[Mark4myself]

I will always always love Christy Hemme after listening to her interview on Howard Stern a few years ago. She is my kind of freak.

[Mark4myself]

Joker Sting was annoying as fuck last night. From the vignette with Angle to him being beaten down in the most annoying manner possible by "I can barely walk yet will still put myself over" Hogan.

But the PPV does look solid. I may have to tune in to it.

[Brad N.]

I don't mind Borash. He can at least fake an announcer-y voice. She can't. At all. Lillian Garcia was the only good female ring announcer in the past 15 years. She actually knew how to sell a guy's name.

Mike McGirk FTW!!!

[Greenville 90210]

I will always always love Christy Hemme after listening to her interview on Howard Stern a few years ago. She is my kind of freak.

The kind that should get out of the wrestling business?

[ImYrWoodbury]

Yeah, I watched most of iMPACT for the first time in many, many months. Great X-division matches. And I like the Bound for Glory series...although their leaders are my least favorites (Morgan, Gunner, and Crimson). It's cool that they count their house show matches and show high-lights.

It drove me crazy when Devon won via pinfall. Submissions are worth more. He should have slapped a submission on. The guy was already out!

[Greenville 90210]

I think I gave up on the main event. I hate Morgan so much.

[joeAR]

Happy birthday Brad. Btw, do you think Bendis and Punk are sick of us saying that Punk should play Kutter?

[Greenville 90210]

Happy birthday Brad. Btw, do you think Bendis and Punk are sick of us saying that Punk should play Kutter?

Bendis probably is. Punk probably really wants the job so he won't have to wrestle for a while.

[Brad N.]

Happy birthday Brad. Btw, do you think Bendis and Punk are sick of us saying that Punk should play Kutter?

Lol, probably. Then again maybe its already a done deal.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Vince could offer him a role in the WWE film Supers, about cops who solve super-powered crimes!

[Brad N.]

I got a birthday shoutout from Lisa Marie Varon aka Victoria aka Tara on my Twitter today. Yay me.

[DAVE]

I had a booking idea that probably won't happen and probably doesn't make sense, but I just thought of it and now I'm gonna post it!
How about the mystery GM be CM Punk? It gives him some ammunition to fight back against Vince with and it actually sorta explains kinda the inconsistency of the Anon GM's actions (going back and forth between favoring heels and or faces and shit). How? Because Punk just wants there to be conflict- wrestling, in the 'E. He doesn't really care if that favors the good guys or the bad guys, he just wants maximum conflict and wrestling. That's why he makes returning legends guest refs and shit too, to get them back in the ring.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I had a booking idea that probably won't happen and probably doesn't make sense, but I just thought of it and now I'm gonna post it!
How about the mystery GM be CM Punk? It gives him some ammunition to fight back against Vince with and it actually sorta explains kinda the inconsistency of the Anon GM's actions (going back and forth between favoring heels and or faces and shit). How? Because Punk just wants there to be conflict- wrestling, in the 'E. He doesn't really care if that favors the good guys or the bad guys, he just wants maximum conflict and wrestling. That's why he makes returning legends guest refs and shit too, to get them back in the ring.

That's not bad. Plus CM Punk is well-versed in SOCIAL MEDIA!

[DAVE]

That's not bad. Plus CM Punk is well-versed in SOCIAL MEDIA!

#Raw!

[usagi20]

Joker Sting was annoying as fuck last night. From the vignette with Angle to him being beaten down in the most annoying manner possible by "I can barely walk yet will still put myself over" Hogan.

But the PPV does look solid. I may have to tune in to it.

Who else thinks that was a stuntman and not the real Hogan beating down Sting. I mean, you never saw Hogan's face in full view throughout the beatdown...

:mistrust:

[Drew]

I got a birthday shoutout from Lisa Marie Varon aka Victoria aka Tara on my Twitter today. Yay me.

Did you ask for it? Did you? You nerd?

[SteveFlack]

Who else thinks that was a stuntman and not the real Hogan beating down Sting. I mean, you never saw Hogan's face in full view throughout the beatdown...

:mistrust:

I thought the same thing until I saw the terrible back tattoo. That means there are two people with that abomination.

Also, I don't think there's enough spray tanner available to get someone else's skin that shade of orange.

[Brad N.]

Did you ask for it? Did you? You nerd?

Yes. Yes I did. But I am a nerd with a mention from one of the sexiest ladies in wrestling.

[Masculine Todd]

That, the ultimate x, RVD and Lynn and that four way with Ion, Aries, Evans, and Low ki sound worth it alone. I might still watch via feed but at least I plan to watch a TNA PPV.

I have absolutely no interest in RVD/Lynn 2011. Van Dam's not shown any of that fire he once had during his tenure with TNA. He's been even sloppier than usual. I haven't cared about Lynn since, uh, ECW (he bored the hell out of me in WWE as a soon-to-be-forgotten Light Heavyweight Champion). He's a really good (and broken) worker who happens to be boring as fuck.

Low-Ki and Aries leaves me (mildly) intrigued. Perhaps I'll care enough to pirate it.

[Damian696]

Everyone is missing the big story here. If Cena loses he will be FIRED!! As in no longer wrestling for WWE. This has never happened before....Cena being FIRED! It's not like he's been fired before, like oh say.....a few months ago in which he didn't miss a single episode of Raw in order to even sell the fact he was supposed to be fired, this is a brand new threat and one that carries serious repercussions. I mean if he's fired, it may be like an entire night before we see him on Raw again.

or it could be the long-awaited return of Juan Cena. :D

[SteveFlack]

Here's the final card for Destination X:


TNA X Division Title Match
Brian Kendrick vs. Abyss

Ultimate X for the #1 Contendership
Robbie E. vs. Alex Shelley vs. Shannon Moore vs. Amazing Red

Winner Gets X Division Contract
Austin Aries vs. Jack Evans vs. Zema Ion vs. Low Ki

Daniels vs. AJ Styles

Kazarian vs. Samoa Joe

Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn

Open Challenge from Douglas Williams

I wonder what the buyrate's going to be for this since it features none of TNA's "top talent". (Notice, I used quotes, because I'm not implying that none of these guys are talented, I'm just saying that aside from Rob Van Dam and Abyss, it feels like it could be a Ring of Honor show. No Sting, Anderson, Angle, Steiner, Hardys).

I think the #1 contender match could be the sleeper here, and it's the one I'm most interested in seeing. I might watch.

[The Human Target]

Oh god, that is totally an old RoH show.

[Gryphon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nvQO6Rmusc&feature=feedu

[Greenville 90210]

Here's the final card for Destination X:

I wonder what the buyrate's going to be for this since it features none of TNA's "top talent". (Notice, I used quotes, because I'm not implying that none of these guys are talented, I'm just saying that aside from Rob Van Dam and Abyss, it feels like it could be a Ring of Honor show. No Sting, Anderson, Angle, Steiner, Hardys).

I think the #1 contender match could be the sleeper here, and it's the one I'm most interested in seeing. I might watch.

It'd be great if it got the best buy rate of TNA's 2011 ppv's.

[DAVE]

I got a birthday shoutout from Lisa Marie Varon aka Victoria aka Tara on my Twitter today. Yay me.What's your Twittah, brah?

[Damian696]

fantasy booking, next round: :D

Punk wins and leaves, Cena's fired - rematch at Gathering of the Juggalos.

no ?

okay, then ...

Punk wins. Vince asks Punk what he wants to stay. Punk says he don't want Cena fired, he's not the problem. Vince is. Punk only stays if Vince steps down. Vince says he won't leave without a fight. hey, there's a idea. Punk says he's a wrestler, so let's wrestle. Punk vs. Vince, loser leaves WWE.

Vince gets backed up by Steph and HHH. Cena's in Punk's corner. at the end Steph/HHH turn on Vince. Punk wins, turns out he was in cohorts with Steph/Hunter all along, all just to get rid of Vince.

cena stands alone in the ring, looking confused.

edit:

oh, and Happy Birthday, Brad.

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[Brad N.]

What's your Twittah, brah?

@bradnelson76

[Drew]

Oh god, that is totally an old RoH show.

Bitter Friends, Stiffer Enemies II

[Masculine Todd]

Todd's boarding slightly hard enough to reach the right side of weak boarding.

DOn'T TRY ULESS U GONNA SUCCED! U R GRANMA BOARDIN!

Adrian,

[Masculine Todd]

Kaz should be a big deal. Joe was a big deal.

[Masculine Todd]

So has TNA abandoned the retarded Crimson push yet? I mean, they can't even replicate their own push formula. Instead of short, near-squashes, they place him in competitive matches that expose his limitations/weaknesses. I watched that singles match with Murphy a few months back that went 6 minutes. Painful.

[The Human Target]

Fantasy booking time.

TNA goes under.

And then RoH gets all the good wrestlers back again.

Okay I guess that not fantasy booking, just a fantasy.

[Gryphon]

Bitter Friends, Stiffer Enemies II

hmm.

[Gryphon]

So has TNA abandoned the retarded Crimson push yet? I mean, they can't even replicate their own push formula. Instead of short, near-squashes, they place him in competitive matches that expose his limitations/weaknesses. I watched that singles match with Murphy a few months back that went 6 minutes. Painful.

Redberg is no Goldberg.

[joeAR]

Oh god, that is totally an old RoH show.


Hahahahaha I thought the same thing.

[Blake Sims]

What if Gilberg comes out and spears Cena during the Punk match?


NOBODY WOULD SEE THAT COMING!

[Briomega]

What if Gilberg comes out and spears Cena during the Punk match?

NOBODY WOULD SEE THAT COMING!

Buys!

[Blake Sims]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWufnwYOm4I

[Blake Sims]

And the Blue Meanie was there too! HAW!

[ImYrWoodbury]

Adrian,

One of my favorite gimmicks from Lauded Bendis Message Board Frequenter Masculine Todd.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

One of my favorite gimmicks from Lauded Bendis Message Board Frequenter Masculine Todd.

Ditto. It makes me-a laugh-a.

[ImYrWoodbury]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nvQO6Rmusc&feature=feedu

I'm honestly surprised Vince hasn't brought The Big O in to be Zack's manager, only to have him immediately turn heel on him and squash him until the end of time.

[ImYrWoodbury]

So has TNA abandoned the retarded Crimson push yet? I mean, they can't even replicate their own push formula. Instead of short, near-squashes, they place him in competitive matches that expose his limitations/weaknesses. I watched that singles match with Murphy a few months back that went 6 minutes. Painful.

I don't think so. In fact, I think he's atop the Bound For Glory Series Leader Board.

[Greenville 90210]

I'm honestly surprised Vince hasn't brought The Big O in to be Zack's manager, only to have him immediately turn heel on him and squash him until the end of time.

He's green as fuck.

If Zack won't get a push because of internet love, his sidekick definitely won't get anything.

[ImYrWoodbury]

He's green as fuck.

If Zack won't get a push because of internet love, his sidekick definitely won't get anything.

He's huge. He can't be any worse than Mason Ryan or Jackson Andrews. And he can definitely cut a better promo than those 2.

[Mark4myself]

So has TNA abandoned the retarded Crimson push yet? I mean, they can't even replicate their own push formula. Instead of short, near-squashes, they place him in competitive matches that expose his limitations/weaknesses. I watched that singles match with Murphy a few months back that went 6 minutes. Painful.

You missed the greatness that was his match on Impact this week against Roode. In the initial exchange he met a charging Roode with a stiff shoulder which Roode sold for the remainder of the match, even after the loss. A simple move we see every week in a million matches and yet from Crimson it was so devastating that Roode had to sell it for the entire match. A FUCKING shoulder charge.

[Gryphon]

You missed the greatness that was his match on Impact this week against Roode. In the initial exchange he met a charging Roode with a stiff shoulder which Roode sold for the remainder of the match, even after the loss. A simple move we see every week in a million matches and yet from Crimson it was so devastating that Roode had to sell it for the entire match. A FUCKING shoulder charge.
Wasnt he just out with a shoulder injury though?

[Mark4myself]

Wasnt he just out with a shoulder injury though?

Hmmm not sure to be honest. I don't watch TNA enough to keep all the storylines straight in my head. But if that were the case they could have showed a better way for him to capitalize on the shoulder then a running charge from the first exchange. A missed charge into the corner maybe? A charge on the outside into the ringpost? A cheap move by Crimson? Its ring psychology 101.

[Gryphon]

hmm.

[Greenville 90210]

hurm

[Masculine Todd]

One of my favorite gimmicks from Lauded Bendis Message Board Frequenter Masculine Todd.


Ditto. It makes me-a laugh-a.

wrestle thread best dudes

[Masculine Todd]

Wasnt he just out with a shoulder injury though?

I can't imagine the road agent being so thorough/attention-oriented that he include a nuanced little reference to Bobby Roode's prior injury. Plus, if they did, it'd have to be played up on commentary. Apparently, that didn't happen. So it wasn't planned. And without Tenay and Tazz giving context/backstory for why he sold it the entire time, fans would likely have forgotten Roode's time off and the reason for it.

I can't believe I just typed out a paragraph about a shoulder block in a TNA match. Like, fuck, this isn't boarding hard. This is everything I wanted to avoid.

[Greenville 90210]

They mentioned the shoulder injury multiple times during the show.

[ImYrWoodbury]

They should've kept the Beer Money dude in a sling forever, and have him load it with a different foreign object each week. Like when Owen Hart wore that cast for like a year.

[Greenville 90210]

Nothing beats D-lo's chest protector. Nothing.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Nothing beats D-lo's chest protector. Nothing.

Ahmed Johnson's thigh pads are a close second.

[Brad N.]

Nothing beats D-lo's chest protector. Nothing.

I agree, but Owen and Bob Orton with the casts, Cody's faceshield, and Heenan's neckbrace were also great.

[Masculine Todd]

They mentioned the shoulder injury multiple times during the show.

But isn't it better to just speak from ignorance? FUCK TNA LAWL

But yeah, is this the business that'll invariably lead to the Beer Money split and the start of Roode's long-planned solo run?

I don't know. They're one of the few things over in that company. May as well keep them as a unit.

[ImYrWoodbury]

I agree, but Owen and Bob Orton with the casts, Cody's faceshield, and Heenan's neckbrace were also great.

Let's not forget Lex Luger's steel reinforced bionic forearm. Or maybe we should.

[Briomega]

Every time I see Cara I am waiting for someone to get seriously hurt.

[Brad N.]

Every time I see Cara I am waiting for someone to get seriously hurt.

I could see him getting hurt easily. Every time he does that trampoline jump into that massive WWE ring I wait for him to land on his head and break his neck.

[Foolish Mortal]

I could see him getting hurt easily. Every time he does that trampoline jump into that massive WWE ring I wait for him to land on his head and break his neck.
Nah, that's not going to happen.

I do think he might get hurt wrestling big guys who aren't used to his speed.

[Brad N.]

Nah, that's not going to happen.

I do think he might get hurt wrestling big guys who aren't used to his speed.

His second match I watched him get his feet caught on the top rope and just managed to roll awkwardly into the ring.

[ImYrWoodbury]

I could see him getting hurt easily. Every time he does that trampoline jump into that massive WWE ring I wait for him to land on his head and break his neck.

When Sin Cara debuted a friend of a friend was convinced that he made his entrance without the help of a trampoline. My friend had to break down the clip for him frame by frame like it was the Zapruder film.

[Bervda]

When Sin Cara debuted a friend of a friend was convinced that he made his entrance without the help of a trampoline. My friend had to break down the clip for him frame by frame like it was the Zapruder film.

:lol:

[Alex]

There should be a wrestler called Pyss Dawg.

Someone call Rodney Mack and let him know we've got a new gimmick for him!
Let's not forget Lex Luger's steel reinforced bionic forearm.

I would also vote for this one.

[Greenville 90210]

Every time I see Cara I am waiting for someone to get seriously hurt.

It will be because the guys are wrestling in dumb lighting.

[Greenville 90210]

When Sin Cara debuted a friend of a friend was convinced that he made his entrance without the help of a trampoline. My friend had to break down the clip for him frame by frame like it was the Zapruder film.

You should be tricking that guy into all kinds of shit.

[iGotKittyPryde]

wrestle thread best dudes

So, is this just a 'random things people say on Hipinion' gimmick?

[ImYrWoodbury]

So, is this just a 'random things people say on Hipinion' gimmick?

Yeah, Ryan. Cause there's no way that Adrian and I could possibly actually be the Wrestle Thread Best Dudes. How dare you.

I'm not privy to that board, but that's what I suspected

[ImYrWoodbury]

It will be because the guys are wrestling in dumb lighting.

Yeah. Plus, his mask doesn't have any eyeholes! Dangerous! But seriously, I think they're gonna do something about the lighting soon. It's run it's course.

[Masculine Todd]

So, is this just a 'random things people say on Hipinion' gimmick?

"Best Dude" originated on 4chan. We all know the best shit comes from 4chan.

This is zoned out, mane.

[Masculine Todd]

More wrestlers should have jean jackets.

[Masculine Todd]

Why aren't there more accents? Give Ted Jr. an accent.

[ImYrWoodbury]

More wrestlers should have jean jackets.

Also, leather vests.

[Masculine Todd]

Smackdown's on youtube, but I think I'll go jack off instead. Got alot of built up tension, you know?

[Masculine Todd]

Also, leather vests.

http://bestdudes.ytmnd.com/

[Masculine Todd]

dey shud fire bryan daniels y/n/m?

[Masculine Todd]

Husky Harris should be a surly restaurant reviewer/critic with a dark past.

[ImYrWoodbury]

dey shud fire bryan daniels y/n/m?

Is it OK if I steal "y/n/m?" y/n/m?

[Masculine Todd]

gotta answer the question first tho

[iGotKittyPryde]

"Best Dude" originated on 4chan. We all know the best shit comes from 4chan.


Welp... Fine. But 4Chan didn't have the honor of starting the whole 'Meg White sex tape' scandal.

Thus, clearly http://i.imgur.com/pbriL.gif > 4Chan

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/rothschildchimp/dealwith.gif

[Masculine Todd]

Admittedly, it took hipinion to teach me the name of the sex act I'd been performing for years (frotting).

[Masculine Todd]

WWE should have a stable of /b/tards.

DanielsBrian should be their leader 'cause he's such a lame-looking, little man.

[Masculine Todd]

Bet that dude posts on some nerd boards like you guys do.

[Brad N.]

Husky Harris should be a surly restaurant reviewer/critic with a dark past.

I like him better as a wrestling chef.

[Greenville 90210]

Also, leather vests.

Tassels and/or furry boots.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Why isn't there a M*A*S*H stable? Just sayin, yo.

[Greenville 90210]

I like him better as a wrestling chef.

I like the idea of a wresting chef. Early 90's day job gimmick! Don't know if it's right for Husky- he's more of a trucker gimmick. Johnny Curtis would be a good chef.

[iGotKittyPryde]

Why isn't there a M*A*S*H stable? Just sayin, yo.

It's too recent a reference for Vince.

[iGotKittyPryde]

I like the idea of a wresting chef. Early 90's day job gimmick! Don't know if it's right for Husky- he's more of a trucker gimmick. Johnny Curtis would be a good chef.

"You know King, that Johnny Steamer always seems to be cooking up trouble!"

I could see it.

[Greenville 90210]

"Johnny Steamer just 86ed his former partner and sous chef Derrick Bateman!"

[Masculine Todd]

But what about Husky Harris' dark past, you guys?!

[Masculine Todd]

Maybe he framed someone for murder, but it was noble, as it protected someone else! Now he rates restaurants. John Cena probably eats at restaurants. This could lead to a dramatic vignette where, as Husky asks the waitress for the bill, she brings him a glass of alcohol. "I didn't order this," he says, bewildered. She smiles warmly (that combination of downhome charm and "please tip well" faux-kindness) and points to a table adjacent to his. "A gentleman ordered it for you. Complements of Mr. Cena at the table near the exit." She points to a man shrouded in a long trench coat with nothing showing but brim of a protruding forehead and a sliver of jean short sticking out. The shadowy figure nods to our hero.

"He sent a greeting too, sir. 'Here's a drink to honesty.'" Husky shiver the kind of shiver that ripples throughout the entirety of his rubenesque body. Cena knows. Tense showdown at his job. Cena's taken the fight straight to Husky

[Masculine Todd]

That's some next level shit rite derr.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

NOW you're boarding hard.

[Masculine Todd]

RUSSO TWIST: turns out that the chef of that restaurant is sous chef Derrick Bateman...who happened to witness the murder cover-up from years past.

Plus, the waitress is, like, sleeping with Cena or something, but she'll turn on him to protect Husky (because she falls for him or something).

TWIST II: Husky gives the restaurant a poor review, citing subpar service. This prompts the waitress to do a double turn and align with Bateman.

[Masculine Todd]

Somewhere in all of this shit, DanielsonBrian does a flip and no one but Human Target cares.

[Masculine Todd]

Theodore DiBiase II should be a PI who tails/investigates his opponents' weaknesses in order to win his matches, but in doing so, he always finds some skeleton in their closets!

MYSTERY!

[Masculine Todd]

Shawn Michaels should return to wrestling as a born again Christian.

[iGotKittyPryde]

Wrestling Noir WTF?

[Masculine Todd]

CM Punk should beat John Cena for the WWE Championship so a bunch of internet fags will be happy.

[Greenville 90210]

Teddy Dibase should be a fighter pilot. Kinda like Sparky Plugg but with wings and Top Gun jokes.

[Masculine Todd]

Shawn Michaels should return and reveal his real family surname: LaVey!

Then, he can lead the Church of Satan stable. Undertaker gets all jealous. Who's the real lord of darkness? They wrestle until both of them die in the ring, 'cause they're old and shit. Danielson will be totally bummed that the guy who's training school he paid too much money to attend is dead, so he dedicates his life to the Church of Satan as a tribute. Then WWE releases him the next week. He goes back to doing dumb flips in front of twelve ROH fans.

[iGotKittyPryde]

Teddy Dibase should be a fighter pilot. Kinda like Sparky Plugg but with wings and Top Gun jokes.

For some reason, of all the suggestions this one works the best for me. It'd be best if he just showed up that way one day and everyone was like 'uh nice gimmick' and he just no sold them and didn't know what they were talking about.

Like a Wrestling Fighter Pilot Buzz Lightyear circa the first Toy Story.

[Masculine Todd]

Mark Henry should be a love-lorn man pining for Gail Kim, who see's him purely as a friend. This platonic relationship kills Mark inside, as she dates others and goes to him for solace after being scorned by the dregs of WWE's lockerroom. While providing a shoulder for her, he hopes someday, she'll realize he loves her and wants to bone her and maybe eat several large steaks in her presence.

One day, after she experiences rejection from another man, he rebound fucks her, and she too develops feelings, but they must cross the hurdle of her traditional Korean parents who harbor resentment over her choice of a beau. This becomes a multi-racial angle that explores certain deep-seeded prejudices and really opens wrestling fans eyes to both blossoming love and racial tensions.

[Greenville 90210]

Shawn Michaels should return and reveal his real family surname: LaVey!

Then, he can lead the Church of Satan stable. Undertaker gets all jealous. Who's the real lord of darkness? They wrestle until both of them die in the ring, 'cause they're old and shit. Danielson will be totally bummed that the guy who's training school he paid too much money to attend is dead, so he dedicates his life to the Church of Satan as a tribute. Then WWE releases him the next week. He goes back to doing dumb flips in front of twelve ROH fans.

Heel Todd is starting to get goofier than R-Truth.

[Masculine Todd]

WWE should license Marvel stuff so they can have a Cannonball wrestler who gets launched out of a rocket and says things like "ah ain't seen uh thang twang y'all kenny chesney steak-frahd steak."

[Bervda]

I hope you guys have nothing else going on today. I just want you to continue posting this shit for my amusement.

[Masculine Todd]

I don't know what people from the south say.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

OMG! The Top 50 Incidents in WWE History DVD (3 Discs)

OMG! The Top 50 Incidents in WWE History counts down the most outrageous moments in the history of WWE. What moments will make the cut, the top 10, and what is the greatest moment of all time? Is it the King of the Ring tournament where Austin 3:16 was born? Mick Foley’s devastating fall of the top of the Hell in a Cell cage? The Montreal Screwjob? The explosion that consumed Mr. McMahon’s limo? This three-disc set is the perfect release for fans that love to debate which moments where their favorites.

Disc 1

Introduction

# 50 - Seeing Double – 5th February, 1988

# 49 – Nexus is Here – 7th June, 2010

# 48 – Chokeslam to Hell - 7th June, 1999

# 47 – Backlot Brawl – 31st March, 1996

# 46 – Wedding Surprise – 7th September, 1991

# 45 – Cena’s Feat of Strength – 5th April, 2009

# 44 – Concrete Crypt - 27th June, 2004

# 43 – DX Invades WCW – 27th April, 1998

# 42 – Dumpster Stage Dive – 2nd February, 1998

# 41 – Grocery Store Attack – 13th December, 2001

# 40 – Triple H Meets Escalator – 8th February, 1997

# 39 – Tim White Tries to End it All

# 38 – Bischoff - New Raw GM – 15th July, 2002

# 37 – Orton Thumbtacks – 18th April, 2004

# 36 – Unholy Wedding – 26th April, 1999

# 35 – Mad Dog Vachon Loses Leg – 28th April, 1996

# 34 - Haiti Kid Gets Haircut - 7th March, 1986

# 33 – Hospital Visiting Hours – 5th October, 1998

# 32 – Jarrett Plays a Number with Moolah – 9th September, 1999

# 31 – Edge Cashes in Money in the Bank – 8th January, 2006

# 30 – Got Milk ? - 20th August, 2001

# 29 – Kiss My Ass Club

# 28 – Jeff Hardy Pyro Gone Bad – 16th January, 2009

# 27 – Austin Blows Up DX Bus – 27th April, 2000

# 26 – Wedding in Vegas – 29th November, 1999

# 25 – Snitsky Punts Baby - 8th November, 2004

# 24 – Concrete Corvette – 12th October, 1998

# 23 – Snake Bites Macho Man – 23rd November, 1991

# 22 – Shane McMahon, Daredevil - 27th August, 2000

# 21 – Barber Shop Window – 11th January, 1992

# 20 – Edge Spears Jeff – 1st April, 2001

# 19 – Kane sets JR on Fire – 14th July, 2003

# 18 – Stone Cold Stuns Mr. McMahon – 22nd September, 1997

# 17 – Kurt and Shane Battle – 24th June, 2001

# 16 – Jeff Swanton off Tron – 14th January, 2008

# 15 – Edge Spears Foley – 2nd April, 2006

# 14 – Stone Cold Zamboni – 28th September, 1998

# 13 – Piper hits Snuka with Coconut – 17th July, 1984

# 12 – WWE buys WCW – 26th March, 2001

# 11 – Unbreakable Mae Young

# 10 – Big Show’s Father’s Funeral – 11th November, 1999

# 9 – Montreal Screwjob – 9th November, 1997

# 8 – Big Show and Brock Lesnar Break Ring – 12th June, 2003

# 7 – Tyson and Austin – 19th January, 1998

# 6 – Mr. McMahon’s Limo Blows Up – 11th June, 2007

# 5 – Sable Handprints - 26th July, 1998

# 4 – Snuka Off the Steel Cage – 17th October, 1983

# 3 – Pillman’s Got a Gun – 4th November, 1996

# 2 – Beer Bath – 22nd March, 1999

# 1 – Mankind thrown off Cell – 28th June, 1998

Disc 2

Rowdy Roddy Piper Gives Haiti Kid a Haircut
Tuesday Night Titans – 7th March, 1986

Jake The Snake Roberts Attacks Macho Man Randy Savage
Superstars – 23rd November, 1991

The Rockers Split on the Barber Shop
Wrestling Challenge – 11th January, 1992

WWE Championship Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel
In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies - 28th April, 1996

Intercontinental Championship Match
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley vs. Undertaker
Shotgun Saturday Night – 8th February, 1997

Stone Cold Stunner to Mr. McMahon
Raw – 22nd September, 1997

Hell in a Cell Match
Mankind vs. Undertaker
King of the Ring – 28th June, 1998

Mr. McMahon’s Ceremony to Crown a New WWE Champion
Raw – 28th September, 1998

Stone Cold Gives the Corporation a Beer Bath
Raw – 22nd March, 1999

Dearly Departed
SmackDown – November 11, 1999

Hardcore Championship Match
Shane McMahon vs. Steve Blackman
SummerSlam – 27th August, 2000

Disc 3

Tables, Ladders & Chairs II for the WWE Tag Team Championship
The Hardy Boyz vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian
WrestleMania X-7 – 1st April, 2001

Street Fight
Kurt Angle vs. Shane McMahon
King of the Ring – 24th June, 2001

Kurt Angle’s Milk Delivery
Raw – 20th August, 2001

Stone Cold Steve Austin Brawls with Booker T in the Supermarket
SmackDown – 13th December, 2001

WWE Championship Match
Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show
SmackDown – 12th June, 2003

Concrete Crypt Match
Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boyz
Great American Bash – 27th June, 2004

The Highlight Reel with Trish Stratus & Lita
Raw – 8th November, 2004

WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Edge
New Year’s Revolution – 8th January, 2006

Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge
WrestleMania 22 – 2nd April, 2006

Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night
Raw – 11th June, 2007

Special Feature

Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler’s Outtakes

I've highlighted the parts that make me cringe.

I'm sure Steve Blackman is thrilled to death someone remembers him.

[Masculine Todd]

Ron Simmons should manage Trent Barreta. Eventually, it's revealed that Simmons is Barreta's biological father. There's a reoccurring gag in which everyone in the locker room always asks "how can you guys be father and son." They'll always answer with something to the effect of "yeah, I'm so much more handsome, it's crazy," or "right?! He's so much smaller than I am," while staying oblivious to the differing skin color thing.

Ron will push Trent to be a bigger star than him, and unknowingly lives vicariously through his son. It's implied through promos and such that Trent never wanted this life, and keeps up the facade to please his father. Finally, Baretta loses his first match in weeks and is severely admonished by his father in the middle of the ring. Trent gets on the mic and cuts a promo on him, shouting "this wasn't what I wanted! This is your life! When do I get to make mine?" The only thing Simmons can say in response is "damn!"

Nation music hits. D'lo and Kama come out and offer Trent some prostitutes to change his mind, as a favor to their ol' pal Farooq. Trent tells them all the worn out snatch in the world can't change his mind. Cliffhanger: is this the end of Trent Baretta in WWE?!

[Masculine Todd]

I've highlighted the parts that make me cringe.

I'm sure Steve Blackman is thrilled to death someone remembers him.

The concrete crypt match should have been bolded.

RIP FAT AZZ

[The Human Target]

This thread has plancha-ed Shark Boy.

[Masculine Todd]

They should shoot video packages reenacting Michael Cole's sensitivity training that WWE forced him to participate in after the Twitter fiasco.

Cole comes to realize that homos are people too, in a story reminiscent of Ed Norton's character in American History X.

[Bervda]

The concrete crypt match should have been bolded.

I was actually there for that one. Ending was a little different for live crowd, and left everyone very confused.

[Masculine Todd]

I was actually there for that one. Ending was a little different for live crowd, and left everyone very confused.

What was the purpose? Obviously, they wanted to write Paul Bearer out, but in doing so, it made Undertaker appear heelish, and they never followed up on it. Like, if he's exorcising his past or becoming more aggressive or whatever, I guess I could understand, but there was hardly an explanation.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

The concrete crypt match should have been bolded.

RIP FAT AZZ

I don't know it off the top of my head.

Oh, is that when they "killed" Bearer?

[Bervda]

What was the purpose? Obviously, they wanted to write Paul Bearer out, but in doing so, it made Undertaker appear heelish, and they never followed up on it. Like, if he's exorcising his past or becoming more aggressive or whatever, I guess I could understand, but there was hardly an explanation.

If Taker lost to the Dudleys, Bearer was to be buried alive in the concrete. He lost, but the live crowd didn't seem him actually get buried. He was in the crypt on the set, and they poured concrete on him, but never past his neck. As the show ended, they didn't even bother to roll him away before releasing him from the contraption. It was a very weird ending to a terrible PPV. I've never seen such a silent and perturbed audience.

[Masculine Todd]

If Taker lost to the Dudleys, Bearer was to be buried alive in the concrete. He lost, but the live crowd didn't seem him actually get buried. He was in the crypt on the set, and they poured concrete on him, but never past his neck. As the show ended, they didn't even bother to roll him away before releasing him from the contraption. It was a very weird ending to a terrible PPV. I've never seen such a silent and perturbed audience.

No, Undertaker won, but decided to bury Paul anyway, thus writing him out.

That's hilarious though.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

If Taker lost to the Dudleys, Bearer was to be buried alive in the concrete. He lost, but the live crowd didn't seem him actually get buried. He was in the crypt on the set, and they poured concrete on him, but never past his neck. As the show ended, they didn't even bother to roll him away before releasing him from the contraption. It was a very weird ending to a terrible PPV. I've never seen such a silent and perturbed audience.

Taker totally won that match and did it anyways. Hence the bizarreness of it all.

[Masculine Todd]

Start at 6:50


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDsRjyzlno

lawl bai bai fatty

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I seriously don't know why WWE decided to run with The Great American Bash. Historically, they were some of WCW's worst PPVs...and they became exactly that for the 'E.

[Masculine Todd]

It was a very weird ending to a terrible PPV.

This prompted me to wiki the card. Remember how awful the brand-exclusive PPVs were?




Sunday Night Heat
0 Spike Dudley defeated Jamie Noble Singles match 04:13
PPV
1 John Cena (c) defeated René Duprée, Booker T, and Rob Van Dam Fatal Four-Way Elimination match for the WWE United States Championship1 15:52
2 Luther Reigns (with Kurt Angle) defeated Charlie Haas (with Miss Jackie) Singles match 07:11
3 Rey Mysterio (c) defeated Chavo Guerrero Singles match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship 19:40
4 Kenzo Suzuki (with Hiroko) defeated Billy Gunn Singles match 08:06
5 Sable defeated Torrie Wilson Singles match 06:06
6 Mordecai defeated Hardcore Holly Singles match 06:31
7 John "Bradshaw" Layfield defeated Eddie Guerrero (c) Texas Bullrope match for the WWE Championship 21:06
8 The Undertaker defeated The Dudleys (Bubba Ray and D-Von) (with Paul Heyman) Concrete Crypt Handicap match 14:42

[Masculine Todd]

If you have singles matches comprised of Luther Reigns against Charlie Haas and Mordecai against Hardcore Holly, wouldn't you not lock up Booker T, John Cena and RVD (you know, the over upper midcarders) in one match?

[Greenville 90210]

I seriously don't know why WWE decided to run with The Great American Bash. Historically, they were some of WCW's worst PPVs...and they became exactly that for the 'E.

Decent name.

[Bervda]

You guys are right, Taker does win. Wow, my memory is either terrible or it just wants to forget that abortion.

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when they tried to push Renee Dupree as a singles star?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6XCE_G9rY

[Foolish Mortal]

Remember when they tried to push Renee Dupree as a singles star?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6XCE_G9rY
Heh. Cena wearing a Michael Vick jersey. :lol:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Holy shit, I had completely erased the memory of Mordecai/Kevin Thorn from my brain. That rivalry with Bob Holly must've been EPIC!

[Brad N.]

Remember when they tried to push Renee Dupree as a singles star?

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6XCE_G9rY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6XCE_G9rY)

Was it Dupree or Grenier that was Patterson's boytoy?

[Briomega]

They need a new Hillbilly tag team to rival against the Usos. Bring Husky back and make him wear false teeth and shit-stained overalls. Hell, they can repackage Hornswaggle as his inbred son.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

They need a new Hillbilly tag team to rival against the Usos. Bring Husky back and make him wear false teeth and shit-stained overalls. Hell, they can repackage Hornswaggle as his inbred son.

I've been saying that for a while now. What was once a loved and cherished tradition of having at least one hillybill tag team in a major wrestling promotion is gone.

Beer Money doesn't count as they're clearly shitkickers.

[Briomega]

I've been saying that for a while now. What was once a loved and cherished tradition of having at least one hillybill tag team in a major wrestling promotion is gone.

Beer Money doesn't count as they're clearly shitkickers.

Fuck yeah. Give Swaggle a banjo and have him sit on the ring stairs just smiling and licking his lips at whomever is their opponent.

[Briomega]

And then bring back Heydenreich. He can remind everyone how much fun he had with Cole and that they're next in line.

[Masculine Todd]

Okay, I'm watching SD now, and I'm pretty bored by Orton/Christian, in spite of their awesome matches. It's even starting to make me reevaluate my initial perception of the feud (I thought it was done well). Like, I was surprised by how simple and sensical it was, but that doesn't necessarily make it good. I was swayed simply because, you know, it had a semi-logical, linear story progression, as if they planned it. That's cool, but other than that first heel turn promo, Christian hasn't shined in the role, and Randy's been pretty insipid. I don't know. They're just cycling through the story beats.

A guy who barely knows how to be a face/has no interest in being one against a dude desperately trying to get people to jeer him in the most boring way possible

[Greenville 90210]

How many bad gay jokes were in John Cena's slow motion, beat-less rap? Jesus!

Also- Rene Dupree came out with a dog. More guys should come out with animals.

Next week Ted Dibase comes to the ring with two corgis and an iguana on his shoulder.

[Masculine Todd]

lawl randy u so borin like ted dibiase dont u no in-ee backflips?

[Masculine Todd]

Remember how Cena never had a flow?!

Rhyming couplets = rap?

[Bervda]

Okay, I'm watching SD now, and despite the quality matches, I'm pretty bored by Orton/Christian. It's even starting to make me reevaluate my initial perception of the program (I thought it was done well). Like, I was surprised by how simple and sensical it was, but that doesn't necessarily make it good. I was swayed simply because, you know, it had a semi-logical, linear story progression, as if they planned it. That's cool, but other than that first heel turn promo, Christian hasn't shined in the role, and Randy's been pretty insipid. I don't know. They're just cycling through the story beats.

One would think that they'd try to find a happy medium between the two shows.

[Greenville 90210]

Husky Harris and Trent Murdoch could have been a great southern team.

[Masculine Todd]

http://pooopnewz.com/thisisapicofshytclickitlol (http://allthemonsterwantedwasicecream.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/shit1.jpg)


Cena wasn't a rapper, but a misunderstood poet.

[Masculine Todd]

Husky Harris and Trent Murdoch could have been a great southern team.

This is your APA induction/'ZEKE push.

[Greenville 90210]

This is your APA induction/'ZEKE push.

I thought my Heath Slater/Tyler Reks surfer tag team was...

[Damian696]

I can't imagine the road agent being so thorough/attention-oriented that he include a nuanced little reference to Bobby Roode's prior injury. Plus, if they did, it'd have to be played up on commentary. Apparently, that didn't happen. So it wasn't planned. And without Tenay and Tazz giving context/backstory for why he sold it the entire time, fans would likely have forgotten Roode's time off and the reason for it.

I can't believe I just typed out a paragraph about a shoulder block in a TNA match. Like, fuck, this isn't boarding hard. This is everything I wanted to avoid.

it was a Shoulderblock from Hell, though.

[Brad N.]

I've been saying that for a while now. What was once a loved and cherished tradition of having at least one hillybill tag team in a major wrestling promotion is gone.

Beer Money doesn't count as they're clearly shitkickers.

Yup. Beer Money are just rednecks.

[Damian696]

Someone call Rodney Mack and let him know we've got a new gimmick for him!

I would also vote for this one.

P.O. Dawg could be the new name for that "I'm the real Krimson" guy. :twisted:

[Brad N.]

Remember how Cena never had a flow?!

Rhyming couplets = rap?

John Cena as Tartouffe?

[Daniel K.]

http://twitter.com/#!/DumbKellyKelly

[Daniel K.]

CM Punk should beat John Cena for the WWE Championship so a bunch of internet fags will be happy.

I didn't know Punk had such a large gay following. Must be the new 'stache.

[Briomega]

I didn't know Punk had such a large gay following. Must be the new 'stache.

If by large gay following you mean Todd, then yes he does.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Remember how Cena never had a flow?!

Rhyming couplets = rap?

Scott Stanford>John Cena
WWWYKI

[Masculine Todd]

If by large gay following you mean Todd, then yes he does.

I WILL NEVAH EaT AGAIN!!111111111

[The Human Target]

If by large gay following you mean Todd, then yes he does.

Ha!

[Masculine Todd]

Can't do flips with a fat belly amirite y'all?

[Briomega]

Todd's an Army Tank with a Vespa Engine.

[Masculine Todd]

I'm like a wide vehicle that has some machinery in it so that it runs, but it's not good machinery because I'm so sedimentary.

Do you guys get the joke?

I know nothing about vehicles. I drive one. It plays CDs, you know.

[Masculine Todd]

It's important for heavy people to have transportation because lugging themselves around is strenuous. I walked a mile to work today. Can you believe that? Is that good cardio? Can I do things DanielstonBriant does?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Loser gets flipped on by Fag Bryan.

[Masculine Todd]

Loser washes the space under my belly flap.

[Benel Germosen]

Loser gets flipped on by Fago Bryan.

Fixed to make it humorous to me and only me.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Loser washes the space under my belly flap.

Wait, you have a belly flap now? Fucking gross.

[Mark4myself]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLTT3CK4iE

Looking for something else and found this. Thought it was funny. Enjoy.

[Mark4myself]

Anyone else remember when Hawk drunkenly fell off the Titantron? Where is that on the 50 most shocking list?

And why can't I find it on youtube? Fuckers!

[Masculine Todd]

Wait, you have a belly flap now? Fucking gross.

JOKES!

I shot up to 190 in the last year and half, but dropped ten pounds. I want to get back to my 170 norm. I did start to get a little of that muffin top action, but it's starting to go away.

/thingsyouguyscareabout

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when Sunny reffed a match with the minis and tickled one like he was a baby?

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when Sable got big and kinda replaced Sunny and Marc Mero got another push out of it?

[Masculine Todd]

Dolph Ziggler should fuck a bunch of broads, but Vickie doesn't know about it and that makes the audience feel like they're in on something that the character isn't!

Dolph "do you know what the plural of pussy is" Ziggler and his ol' lady. He should fuck Vickey's daughter, leading to Vickee invariably blaming her child for seducing Dolf!

I AM SO BRILLIANT BOOKER

[ImYrWoodbury]

JOKES!

I shot up to 190 in the last year and half, but dropped ten pounds. I want to get back to my 170 norm. I did start to get a little of that muffin top action, but it's starting to go away.

/thingsyouguyscareabout

Do more back flips.

[Greenville 90210]

http://youtu.be/yRnLI-BiAsg

[Briomega]

Video Link: http://youtu.be/yRnLI-BiAsg (http://youtu.be/yRnLI-BiAsg)

Grrrr!

[Mark4myself]

Remember when Sunny reffed a match with the minis and tickled one like he was a baby?

Remember when Hornswaggle macked on an underage Ariel Winter and no one seemed to mind because he's a midget so that doesn't count as being creepy...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpuKyhwCG8Q&NR=1&feature=fvwp

[Greenville 90210]

Very bored. How bored? I started watching FCW.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yjWqkP-dAk

Interesting things I've noticed so far...

William Regal on commentary
Norman Smiley (!!!) is the FCW General Manger
GM Norman Smiley calls the fans the "FCW Universe"

I'm only 2 minutes in.

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when Sunny just inexplicably started managing LOD as LOD 2000, which was exactly like LOD 1999 and before, but with silver trim on their tights?

[Masculine Todd]

http://youtu.be/yRnLI-BiAsg

That was when they should have put the belt on Rob.

That was the start of Triple H's three year tyrannical run on Raw with the title.

[ImYrWoodbury]

That was when they should have put the belt on Rob.

That was the start of Triple H's three year tyrannical run on Raw with the title.

Which also coincided with me not watching for a good year or 2.

[Greenville 90210]

Gave up on FCW before the first match started. Jinder Mahal vs. Titus O'neal

NO THANKS.

[Masculine Todd]

Raw in late 2002 through mid 2004 was just the worst. Triple H ran through all the WCW PPV headliners from 2000. Triple H vs. Kevin Nash headlined a PPV in 2003.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Very bored. How bored? I started watching FCW.

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yjWqkP-dAk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yjWqkP-dAk)

Interesting things I've noticed so far...

William Regal on commentary
Norman Smiley (!!!) is the FCW General Manger
GM Norman Smiley calls the fans the "FCW Universe"

I'm only 2 minutes in.

Norman Smiley = Raw Anonymous GM

I hope they pull up Seth Rollins AKA Tyler Black soon. I miss him.

[Masculine Todd]

Which also coincided with me not watching for a good year or 2.

Ever wonder what Nitro circa 1999 would have been like had you replaced Hogan with Triple H? Of course you didn't.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Gave up on FCW before the first match started. Jinder Mahal vs. Titus O'neal

NO THANKS.

The FCW belt looks better than the WWE belt. And is Bo Rotondo Husky's brother?

[Masculine Todd]

Remember that title feud between Booker and Hunter where Trips buried him by being all "lawl black people dont get titles!"

[Brad N.]

Very bored. How bored? I started watching FCW.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yjWqkP-dAk

Interesting things I've noticed so far...

William Regal on commentary
Norman Smiley (!!!) is the FCW General Manger
GM Norman Smiley calls the fans the "FCW Universe"

I'm only 2 minutes in.

How are Husky and his brother so fucking opposite in body size? That's the first thing I noticed.

[Masculine Todd]

Triple H should be in more anti-bullying campaigns. "Hello, I'm WWE entertainer Triple H. Don't be a cocksucking faggot; cut out the bullying."

[Brad N.]

So Shaul (Raquel Diaz) Guerrero is a ring announcer and not even wrestling?!?

[ImYrWoodbury]

How are Husky and his brother so fucking opposite in body size? That's the first thing I noticed.

I had to ask to make sure they were brothers.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Remember when London & Kendrick ran out to help Triple H and then he just pedigreed them for funsies?

[Greyone]

How are Husky and his brother so fucking opposite in body size? That's the first thing I noticed.

One likes cake and one likes veggies. ?!? :)

[Greenville 90210]

Team the Rotondos up! Why the fuck not?!?

[joeAR]

Raw in late 2002 through mid 2004 was just the worst. Triple H ran through all the WCW PPV headliners from 2000. Triple H vs. Kevin Nash headlined a PPV in 2003.


I didn't watch RAW during that time. Too fucking awful too watch. Smackdown was fantastic though.

[joeAR]

Remember when London & Kendrick ran out to help Triple H and then he just pedigreed them for funsies?


Funsies. What a fun word. Not enough people use Funsies.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLTT3CK4iE

Looking for something else and found this. Thought it was funny. Enjoy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWI7MjTZ-Ic

2:19

[Adrian B AWESOME]

RAW 2002-2004>>>>>Todd.

[Brad N.]

SUPER DRAGON!! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP :lol:

[joeAR]

SUPER DRAGON!! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP :lol:


That guy was fucking dedicated.

[Briomega]

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWI7MjTZ-Ic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWI7MjTZ-Ic)

2:19

Was that Roger?

[Mark4myself]

Remember when Sunny just inexplicably started managing LOD as LOD 2000, which was exactly like LOD 1999 and before, but with silver trim on their tights?

Remember??? I had carpel tunnel due to the outfit Sunny wore out to the ring. Always hoping she'd stop defying gravity and I'd get a flash of nip.

[Mark4myself]

Remember that title feud between Booker and Hunter where Trips buried him by being all "lawl black people dont get titles!"

Does Truth know about this? Maybe this conspiracy runs deeper than he suspects!!!

[Gryphon]

WWE is releasing another fighting game. It's called WWE Brawl and this time it's an arena fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssF6scsfSE&feature=player_embedded

[Briomega]

WWE is releasing another fighting game. It's called WWE Brawl and this time it's an arena fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssF6scsfSE&feature=player_embedded

:lol: That looks horrid.

[Mark4myself]

WWE is releasing another fighting game. It's called WWE Brawl and this time it's an arena fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssF6scsfSE&feature=player_embedded

I agree with the top comment left on youtube

"This game is for Little Jimmies"

[SteveFlack]

WWE is releasing another fighting game. It's called WWE Brawl and this time it's an arena fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BssF6scsfSE&feature=player_embedded


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ovc6hw9Wc

That's just a rip off of WCW Backstage Assault.

[Brad N.]

:lol: That looks horrid.

As much as I hated All Stars this game looks even worse. What's more is this game doesn't even look like WWE characters. Was the guy with the hat supposed to be Cena? I mean, I paused it a lot and couldn't make out any of the other characters at all and to be honest I thought and still think it might be fake. Everything about that game looks like shit.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ovc6hw9Wc

That's just a rip off of WCW Backstage Assault.

This may, however, be the most accurate representations of Hogan and Flair I've ever seen.

[Roger]

Was that Roger?

hey, rude and rude

[Briomega]

hey, rude and rude

Is that a yes?

:)

[DAVE]

My friends and I have a blast playing WWE Allstars.

[Briomega]

My friends and I have a blast playing WWE Allstars.

All-stars looks alright. The demo was fun. This new one, if real, looks bad. Like someone said: let's mix all-stars with mortal kombat and clay fighter and see what kind of fighting game diarrhea we can create.

[xanderharris]

My friends and I have a blast playing WWE Allstars.

right there with you. It a fun ass game for just a smash and grab brawler. It got really good reviews as well.

[xanderharris]

Also I cant believe I'm going to raw on monday to possibly see the LAST appearance of CM Punk on RAW in a long while but I cant wait for him to show up. It should be awesome

[SteveFlack]

Also I cant believe I'm going to raw on monday to possibly see the LAST appearance of CM Punk on RAW in a long while but I cant wait for him to show up. It should be awesome

For the sake of all of us, let's hope it's not the last appearance of CM Punk.

[SteveFlack]

So Zack Ryder and Scott Stanford are totally gay for each other, right?

[moonspider]

damn, todd

you rock

[Brad N.]

right there with you. It a fun ass game for just a smash and grab brawler. It got really good reviews as well.

Just wasn't for me. I'm not a fighting game fan outside Street Fighter and for wrestling games I prefer a more realistic sim than beat-em-up game. I know the reviews were okay, but I hated everything about the demo.

Still I can see what people other than me liked about All-stars. This looks unplayable if it is real.

[Masculine Todd]

Cruiserweight Title Match: Rey Mysterio, Jr. (c) vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Psychosis vs. Blitzkrieg
WCW Monday Nitro
April 19th, 1999


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6yx14Sshi4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS_DtqhdOL4&feature=related

[Gryphon]

So what do you all think of michael hayes being replaced?

[Masculine Todd]

So what do you all think of michael hayes being replaced?

Ezekiel may actually become champ now!

[Gryphon]

Ezekiel may actually become champ now!

I think zeke should go back to fcw for a bit jsut to improve his skills. Not joking here either.

[Greenville 90210]

Gives Hayes more time to be a manager for a week.

[Gryphon]

Its not a slight but he could improve a bit.

[Gryphon]

Gives Hayes more time to be a manager for a week.

He will be doing something with the raod agents.

[Greenville 90210]

I think zeke should go back to fcw for a bit jsut to improve his skills. Not joking here either.

Too late for that. Dude has a belt.

[Gryphon]

Too late for that. Dude has a belt.

Big show was sent to OVW even after he held the world title.

[Masculine Todd]

I think zeke should go back to fcw for a bit jsut to improve his skills. Not joking here either.

u ruind the hayes racial reference worst post get out

[Masculine Todd]

Why was he demoted?

[Greenville 90210]

Its not a slight but he could improve a bit.

After a certain point, I'm not sure FCW really helps guys improve. So many dudes would be better off being fired and having to work their way back to the WWE. Working Puerto Rico, Japan, Mexico, or the indies would give a lot of these bland dudes more seasoning and it would weed out the shitty football player-types that have no love for pro wrestling.

[Greenville 90210]

Big show was sent to OVW even after he held the world title.

Because he was fat.

[Masculine Todd]

'ZEKE's been an active roster member/on television for nearly three years. FCW isn't going to help him improve.