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[joeAR]

No likey. I hate when two of my hobbies mesh. Anyone recall BENDIS ranting on how stupid wrestling is and wrestling fans were just as stupid? I know Punk is a massive comic nerd though so maybe it's cool.


Bendis's manager is a huge WWE fan. I can see Punk as Kutter.

[Brad N.]

Bendis's manager is a huge WWE fan. I can see Punk as Kutter.

I didn't even know BENDIS had a manager. He's really big time now. :(

[joeAR]

Heyman reveals his plans for TNA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctpW7HhlRs0&feature=player_embedded

[Lab-Rat]

Heyman reveals his plans for TNA

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctpW7HhlRs0&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctpW7HhlRs0)

And I agree with him on everything he said there.

[Gryphon]

WWE missed the boat with Heyman years ago. HE could have made wwecw something but vince just had to shit on it.

[Brad N.]

WWE missed the boat with Heyman years ago. HE could have made wwecw something but Steph just had to shit on it.

Fixed.

[joeAR]

Fixed.


Vince was the one who actually fucked up the rebirth of ECW. Shane and Heyman were going to run it as a separate company then 2 weeks before One Night Stand 2 Vince walks into the production meeting, sits down at the head of the table, and says "Well what do we have here?"

[Gryphon]

Fixed.

Oh? Is that the case? I dont know the full details.

[Gryphon]

Vince was the one who actually fucked up the rebirth of ECW. Shane and Heyman were going to run it as a separate company then 2 weeks before One Night Stand 2 Vince walks into the production meeting, sits down at the head of the table, and says "Well what do we have here?"

Wait. Wait a second. You mean to say it was originally going to be completley seperate form the wwe brand and its own product???



FUCK YOU VINCE. No wonder Shane left.

[joeAR]

Wait. Wait a second. You mean to say it was originally going to be completley seperate form the wwe brand and its own product???



FUCK YOU VINCE. No wonder Shane left.


During an interview with Brian and Meltzer Heyman said that ECW was going to run on it's own and Himself and Shane were going to be in charge of it.

[Gryphon]

During an interview with Brian and Meltzer Heyman said that ECW was going to run on it's own and Himself and Shane were going to be in charge of it.

Why Vince WHY? Why did you have to ruin something that could have been awesome?

[Kirblar]

Why Vince WHY? Why did you have to ruin something that could have been awesome?
Because if you haven't notice, he's a control freak.

[Gryphon]

Because if you haven't notice, he's a control freak.

He needs to get gone and shane needs to come back and take over.

[Briomega]

He needs to get gone and shane needs to come back and take over.

That ain't happening. It's Steph and Paul's show when Vince is gone.

[Masculine Todd]

Why would you just assume Shane returning would be some cure-all anyway? "He needs Ritalin and apparently knows of pop-culture! Run WWE now!"

[Gryphon]

That ain't happening. It's Steph and Paul's show when Vince is gone.

I know. Which sucks. They will jsut keep daddy happy and no change will occur. If Shane took over we would get a good product again since he inderstands the product and the modern fans.

[Briomega]

Why would you just assume Shane returning would be some cure-all anyway? "He needs Ritalin and apparently knows of pop-culture! Run WWE now!"

Because Shane understands Social Media.

SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!

[Gryphon]

And doesnt discount the internet.

[Gryphon]

Because Shane understands Social Media.

SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!

Dont knock it.

[Gryphon]

In other news Ive written a short story about a retired wrestler.

[Briomega]

If Shane were in charge, do you think Zack Ryder would be Undisputed Champion?

[Gryphon]

If Shane were in charge, do you think Zack Ryder would be Undisputed Champion?

He would have screen time.

[Masculine Todd]

grefhon: how u no tht dawg?

[Masculine Todd]

If Shane were running WWE, renowned Bendis Board poster Gryphon's short story about a retired wrestler would be heralded as some next level shit.

If Shane were running WWE, the Divas would blow you at live shows.

If Shane were running WWE, you guys would look better in tight clothing.

If Shane were running WWE, there'd be no more poverty.

If Shane were running WWE, chug chug chug toot brap chug

I know this.

[Gryphon]

grefhon: how u no tht dawg?

Shane understands social media. He isnt an idiot about these things. Vince thinks he knows what the fans want. If he sees they want something else he will ignore them and stay the course and convince himself they are the minority.

[Gryphon]

If Shane were running WWE, renowned Bendis Board poster Gryphon's short story about a retired wrestler would be heralded as some next level shit.

If Shane were running WWE, the Divas would blow you at live shows.

If Shane were running WWE, you guys would look better in tight clothing.

If Shane were running WWE, there'd be no more poverty.

If Shane were running WWE, chug chug chug toot brap chug

I know this.

I think I wrote a good short story.

[Masculine Todd]

Gryphon, you're kinda the worst, but that's okay, because it makes me look acceptable by comparison.

[Gryphon]

Gryphon, you're kinda the worst, but that's okay, because it makes me look acceptable by comparison.

Go blow cody rhodes.

[Briomega]

Social Media!

Buys!

[Briomega]

Go blow cody rhodes.

Was that supposed to be an insult? Perhaps if you'd told him to blow Mike Knox or Drew.

[Masculine Todd]

One of Shane's first post-WWE business ventures: investing in a golf game app to play on the home screen of Blue Ray players.

He's got the credentials!

[Masculine Todd]

Go blow cody rhodes.

Do you...do you think he's DTF?

Like, I mean, you're tight with Shane (you know, 'cause you apparently know this dude's hypothetical gameplan for running WWE). He's probably boys with Cody (Shane used cool phrases like "that's my bro" around '99, you know). You think you can get me some frottage action, going?

[Gryphon]

Dos caras JR for WWE champion!!!!!

[Briomega]

One of Shane's first post-WWE business ventures: investing in a golf game app to play on the home screen of Blue Ray players.

He's got the credentials!

Yeah? And I bet you heard about that from Twitter or Facebook. Social Media'd!!!!!

[Masculine Todd]

Yeah? And I bet you heard about that from Twitter or Facebook. Social Media'd!!!!!

OH FUCK GRepon's BEN RITE THE WHOLE TYME!

[Gryphon]

Cody should be IC champ.

[Masculine Todd]

Do you guys think that the European Title's still in a trash can?

[Gryphon]

JOMO will win money in the bank.

[Gryphon]

Do you guys think that the European Title's still in a trash can?

Bring back the hardcore title!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masculine Todd]

Like, you're a gimmick account, and I was just too dense/dumb/oblivious/faggy to realize it. This is some next level boarding, gerefin.

[Gryphon]

Low Ki should come back to ROH!

[Briomega]

Like, you're a gimmick account, and I was just too dense/dumb/oblivious/faggy to realize it. This is some next level boarding, gerefin.

Wait? Griffon is Roger?

[Gryphon]

Like, you're a gimmick account, and I was just too dense/dumb/oblivious/faggy to realize it. This is some next level boarding, gerefin.

Nah im just bored and messing around. Pissed that I have to miss watching capitol punishment tommorow.

[Masculine Todd]

Grfan, you ever wake up in the middle of the night, take a piss and shake that shit, but when you fasten your dick back into the slot, a little clinger drop or two comes out in your boxers? Man, I hate that shit.

[Gryphon]

Wait? Griffon is Roger?

Not unless roger is canadian and an orthodox jew who happens to have aspergers syndrome.

[Gryphon]

Grfan, you ever wake up in the middle of the night, take a piss and shake that shit, but when you fasten your dick back into the slot, a little clinger drop or two comes out in your boxers? Man, I hate that shit.

Im going to pretend I didnt see this.

[Gryphon]

Anyone wanna read my short story?

[Masculine Todd]

Wait? Griffon is Roger?

Roger should get Gerifan on that podcast of his that no one listens to!

"U DON'T LIKE EVERYHTING UNLESS I SAY ITS BAD U A SMARK LOLOLOL"

"U WRONG I READ A WRESTLING CITE"

[Briomega]

Anyone wanna read my short story?

Is it about Macho Man?

Does it involve docking?

[Gryphon]

Is it about Macho Man?

Does it involve docking?

No and I dont know what that is.

[Gryphon]

You know who needs to go into the HOF? Jim Neidhart.

[Masculine Todd]

Gurfan, remember that issue of Uncanny X-Men where Cannonball was just trying to buy some Christmas presents, when Gladiator showed up and started beating his ass? And then Cannonball beat him because he had the heart to persevere or some shit. It's like, how could that happen, you know?

[Greenville 90210]

You know who needs to go into the HOF? Jim Neidhart.

They should have inducted him and Bret together. Like the APA.

[Brewtown Andy]

They should have inducted him and Bret together.:mistrust:

[Masculine Todd]

WWE should be ran by Scott Lobdell.

[Briomega]

:mistrust:

You've missed so much while you were gone.

Lucky bastard.

[Briomega]

WWE should be ran by Scott Lobdell.

I imagine Gephin being drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[Brewtown Andy]

You've missed so much while you were gone.

Lucky bastard.I originally read this as "I've missed you so much while you were gone," which made the 2nd line very confusing.

Also, :heybaby:

[Gryphon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeWP_NphjMg

[Greenville 90210]

:mistrust:

Dumb, inside joke.

[Gryphon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8scRGSyFIM

[Briomega]

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeWP_NphjMg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeWP_NphjMg)

Zack Ryder should form a YouTube tag team with Ray William Johnston

[Brewtown Andy]

Dumb, inside joke.I maintain my :mistrust: position.

[Briomega]

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8scRGSyFIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8scRGSyFIM)

I forgot Morrison once had a slight personality.

[Gryphon]

Im the new guy every hates.

[Brewtown Andy]

I forgot Morrison once had a slight personality.Remember when he was Bischoff's errand boy?

[SteveFlack]

Im the new guy every hates.

New?

[Briomega]

Remember when he was Bischoff's errand boy?

Johnny Nitro.

[Brewtown Andy]

Im the new guy every hates.


New?Guy?

[Gryphon]

I forgot Morrison once had a slight personality.

Heel morrison is awesome.

[Gryphon]

Johnny Nitro.

MNM forever.

[Briomega]

MNM forever.

The real slim shady?

[Gryphon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OebxxAofL0Q&feature=related

[usagi20]

I loved the part where they gave Hawkins and Ryder the award for Best Groupies. Now we know why Zack Ryder's dad loves John Morrison! ;)

[Brad N.]

Wait? Griffon is Roger?

No. Gryphon is Rodger. Boom Goes The Dynamite.

[Brad N.]

Vince was the one who actually fucked up the rebirth of ECW. Shane and Heyman were going to run it as a separate company then 2 weeks before One Night Stand 2 Vince walks into the production meeting, sits down at the head of the table, and says "Well what do we have here?"

I hadn't heard this. Or I did and forgot about it and just mixed up all the stories about how much Steph hated Heyman and chased him off being in charge of Smackdown. Huh. I loved ONS1 but couldn't be bothered to watch the second one. Too bad.

[joeAR]

I hadn't heard this. Or I did and forgot about it and just mixed up all the stories about how much Steph hated Heyman and chased him off being in charge of Smackdown. Huh. I loved ONS1 but couldn't be bothered to watch the second one. Too bad.


There was an hour long interview with Heyman, Brian, and Meltzer were Heyman went into great detail about the ECW relaunch

[Daniel K.]

No. Gryphon is Rodger. Boom Goes The Dynamite.

David Geffen is Roger? Wha?

[Brad N.]

Finally listened to the Heyman interview and it solidifies why if and when I make it huge and have a shitload of money providing we're not all elderly I would start a wrestling company and back up a Brinks truck to get Heyman to run my creative team.

[Drew]

Gryphon, you're kinda the worst, but that's okay, because it makes me look acceptable by comparison.

Self-Awareness.

[ImYrWoodbury]

:mistrust:

Good God! That-That's Brewtown Andy's music! We haven't seen for quite some time, King!

[Drew]

Is Gryphon doing Jimmy Korderas' referee camp?

[ImYrWoodbury]

I went to the TNA BaseBrawl in Buffalo on Saturday. Nothing really special match wise, but it was a good time. Went with my Brother (who goes to just about every Pro Wrestling show that I go to), my Dad (who got me into Pro Wrestling as a child and goes to about every other Pro Wrestling show that I go to these days), my Sister (who hasn't been to a Pro Wrestling show since WCW ran the Buffalo Memorial Auditorium circa 1995 despite my best efforts) and my niece (who is 21 months old and this was her very first Pro Wrestling show). Here are my thoughts:

There was still TNA signage all over the place, but the ref shirts looked like they said Impact Wrestling and they were selling some Impact Wrestling Merchandise. It still was very much a TNA show, though.

Weather was beautiful for an outdoor show. Temperature in the 70's with a gentle breeze.

TV Champ Eric Young w/ Orlando Jordan vs. Kazarian (Non-Title)
Mostly a comedy match for the opener. I haven't watched TNA outside of the Aries/Kash/Rave 3-way, Samoa Joe/RVD match & Angle/Jarret parking lot brawl last week. I'm not sure what Eric Young's gimmick is, but he started the match by locking up with the ref. They tried to do the CHIKARA baseball comedy spot. Another comedy spot saw Jordan get in the ring all 3 guys run the ropes criss crossing with each other for like forever (really wasn't even 3 minutes. This is TNA, not Tough Enough.) Finish was Kazarian pinning Young after Young missed a moonsault.

Winter vs. Tara
Earl Hebner was the referee. They introduced him as the "most notorious referee in wrestling history." When Earl Hebner came out my Dad said, "I thought it was gonna be Tommy Young." Hebner had a shirt that said, "Damn Right I Did!" and mocked Bret Hart's entrance poses. Tara win with her Widow's Peak finish, or as the guy next to me said, "A reverse Stunner!"

Matt Morgan vs. Pope D'Angelo Dinero
Morgan won with Big Boot. (Don't think it was The Carbon Footprint boot, this was a standard Hulk Hogan Big Boot.) Not a whole lot to this match. Crowd was going crazy for Morgan.

Possible Spoiler for Impact next Thursday:
This match will air on Impact as part of the Bound For Glory Series. If I were judging I'd award Matt Morgan a gentlemen's 3. Why not?

Gun Money (James Storm & Alex Shelley) w/ Robert Roode vs. The British Invasion (Doug Williams & another guy)
I went with my sister & niece to the concession stand and didn't get back until past the halfway point. Storm and Shelley tried to do a signature Motor City Machine Guns spot, but instead of a drop kick Storm did an eye poke. Roode came in and interfered even though he was wearing a sling. Shelley Storm won after Storm did a move and then Shelley did a top rope move. Or something. I can't remember. Niece was distracting me. Crowd sure loved Beer Money.

20 Minute Intermission. Good thing we went to the concession stands while we did. There was a pretty good crowd (I'm horrible at estimating crowd sizes, but let's just say 1,000 for a BALLPARK figure. See what I did there?)

AJ Styles vs. Gunner
Dueling "Let's Go AJ/Let's Go Gunner" chants. Seriously. Match was pretty good, probably the best match on the show, largely because of AJ Styles. Finish was AJ Styles going for his springboard forearm, but Gunner pulled the ref in front of him so AJ had to reset. When AJ went for it the second time Gunner caught him in a fireman's carry and hit him with the F5 for the pinfall victory.

Potential Spoiler for Impact:
This match will air on Impact as part of the Bound For Glory Series. If I were judging I would award Gunner 5 points. Just 'cause.

MAIN EVENT
Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner w/ Ringside Enforcer: The Immortal Hulk Hogan
Hogan came out first to a solid pop. I gotta admit, it was really cool seeing the Hulkster in person, but also kinda sad seeing him hobbling around. My dad got his Father's Day gift as he got to see one of his favorites, Scott Steiner. His other favorites are La Parka and Austin Aries. (Largely based on the fact that A-Double got dumped over the barricade and landed on my Dad at an ROH show in Mississauga 2 years ago. For this show, Dad was wearing an Austin Aries shirt, I was wearing a Chris Hero shirt, and my sister had a pink Kings of Wrestling shirt. We all got compliments at some point in the night.) I gotta tell you, there's nothing more exciting than watching Scott Steiner grab a live mic (Josh Barnett is a close second). Steiner cut a promo about stealing all the guys in the crowd's girlfriends and keeping them on leashes and things of that nature. Kind of a nothing match built around Steiner tossing Angle outside and then distracting the ref while Hogan through some weak punches and threw him into barricades and tables. They botched a spot early in the match when Angle was supposed to duck a clothesline, ahem- STEINERLINE and Steiner still tagged him. Beer Money came out and chased Hogan away and for the first time in roughly 7 years Kurt Angle won a match via pinfall after the Olympic/Angle Slam.

Show ended with Fireworks (Pro Tip: Niece does NOT like loud noises) and for $20 you could get your whole group's picture taken with Kurt Angle and Beer Money in the ring. It looked like a lot of people took advantage of that deal, while we just headed for the gate. Matt Morgan was signing on the way out, so my sister got her picture taken with him.

All in all, not a great Pro Wrestling show, but it was a fun time. The crowd was pretty hot all night and my niece made it all the way to fireworks without having a meltdown. Live Pro Wrestling with his 3 kids and Granddaughter was a pretty good Father's Day gift if I do say so myself.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Not even Austin Aries could get me to watch this week's Impact. Sorry Austin

A-Double was good enough for me. Now that TV Season is over there's an open tuner on Thursday night's so I DVR'd Impact. I fast forwarded through most of it. Basically, I just watched the Aries/Rave/Kash 3-way, Samoa Joe/RVD and Angle/Jarrett. It ranged from Pretty Good to Not Bad.

[ImYrWoodbury]

No likey. I hate when two of my hobbies mesh. Anyone recall BENDIS ranting on how stupid wrestling is and wrestling fans were just as stupid? I know Punk is a massive comic nerd though so maybe it's cool.

Vividly remember that. First thing that popped into my head when I saw them Tweeting. Maybe Punk will get Bendis to see the light. There seems to be quite a few Comic Book/Pro Wrestling connections these days, like Jill Thompson designing Daniel Bryan's new ring gear, for example.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Shad wrote a comic. Shad! Todd, can we get a joke about Shad?

[Masculine Todd]

Self-Awareness.

Grumpy grandpa's here!

[Masculine Todd]

If Shane McMahon ran WWE, Shad would be managed by popular Bendis Board mod Brian Bendis!

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when warmly-regarded cripple Kurt Angle and the man who main-evented WCW in 2000 Jeff Jarrett feuded for six months consecutively, had several stip matches (including a ladder match to decide who is granted custody of Kurt's kids), wrestled a straight-match for the blow-off where the winner receives a shot at the World Title, and then the program resumed the next night when Jeff Jarrett came out and shouted some stuff at Kurt through his half-southern/half-muppett accent?

What I'm saying is, if TNA only knew about Social Media, they could've remedied that!

Shane should run all the wrestling everywhere. Kurt Angle should have custody of all homeless children. Living life.

[Foolish Mortal]

Kurt Angle should have custody of all homeless children. Living life.
Well we all know Kurt Angle loves to play with little boys.

[Brewtown Andy]

good god! That-that's brewtown andy's music! We haven't seen for quite some time, king!KickWhamSTUNNER

[Gryphon]

Apparently TNA has been paying people to give good reviews to their house shows and PPVs.

[Kirblar]

Wow.

[Gryphon]

Apparently TNA has been paying people to give good reviews to their house shows and PPVs.

My friends went to a house show in Toronto and were writing notes to send to a wrestling site and some officials saw that and made an offer if they said positive things about the house show and didnt say anything bad.


They told me the crowd was dead for quite a bit of the show, yet other reports from it said that the crowd was constantly shouting "TNA Rules" and stuff like that.

[Drew]

Grumpy grandpa's here!

Appreciate the alliteration, but I am neither Batista nor Briomega.

[Prime]

My friends went to a house show in Toronto and were writing notes to send to a wrestling site and some officials saw that and made an offer if they said positive things about the house show and didnt say anything bad.


They told me the crowd was dead for quite a bit of the show, yet other reports from it said that the crowd was constantly shouting "TNA Rules" and stuff like that.

Thankfully you're friends have the integrity required for these reports.

I think you maybe stop reading those news sites, who knows what other stories "you hear" are not true.

[Masculine Todd]

"You damn fools and your memes!"

[Masculine Todd]

TNA should focus more on trying to deceive the 1 million people who watch them and know their product sucks, yet they watch it anyway!

[UltimateFactor]

Screw that, if I can get paid to watch sub-par wrestling shows just to say good things about them? Hell yeah! :lol:

[Gryphon]

Thankfully you're friends have the integrity required for these reports.

I think you maybe stop reading those news sites, who knows what other stories "you hear" are not true.

Perhaps.

They tell me funny stories about house shows but said that this was pathetic of TNA. These are the guys Im going with to the Royal Rumble in January.

[Greenville 90210]

Apparently TNA has been paying people to give good reviews to their house shows and PPVs.

I'd do it.

[Briomega]

Appreciate the alliteration, but I am neither Batista nor Briomega.

You bastard! I tried to get you blown by Todd last night and this is your repayment?

[Brad N.]

Perhaps.

They tell me funny stories about house shows but said that this was pathetic of TNA. These are the guys Im going with to the Royal Rumble in January.

Yeah, I call bullshit on your "friends". First of all, WWE and WCW both used to do shit kind of like this for years. Piping in chants and cheers and boos, taking away signs they didn't like and even passing out planted signs, giving out tons of free merchandise to fans who would be on camera, but even TNA as dismal as they have been lately wouldn't just offer money to a couple of no-name nobodies at a house show. Your "friends" are about as reliable as their website.

[Briomega]

Are these friends real or posts on a random message board like the other rumors come from?

[Masculine Todd]

You bastard! I tried to get you blown by Todd last night and this is your repayment?

I do give a great bj.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Man, this weekend's stuff was pretty good, guys. It would've been better if it was meaner and also aimed at Todd.

[Masculine Todd]

But I'm so great, Adrian. It's like, duh.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

But I'm so great, Adrian. It's like, duh.

Compelling argument.

[Masculine Todd]

It's like, duh. [2]

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Chikara had a match on one of their most recent DVDs where Chuck Taylor and UltraMantis Black battle outside the building onto a playground, where Chucky T proceeds to go down a slide right into a chop from Mantis. This moment is now the new pinnacle of wrestling, step aside Andre being slammed by Hogan.

[Brad N.]

Chikara had a match on one of their most recent DVDs where Chuck Taylor and UltraMantis Black battle outside the building onto a playground, where Chucky T proceeds to go down a slide right into a chop from Mantis. This moment is now the new pinnacle of wrestling, step aside Andre being slammed by Hogan.

That's cool. One of the finishes to a backyard match I was in had my opponant end our match by hip tossing me into a swimming pool, diving on top of me and giving me a Camel Clutch underwater. I submitted in about one second because I was so winded from our match and the water took my breath away so the second he pushed me under I started sucking in water. We really didn't think that ending out.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

at least Van Hammer didn't try to steal that spot from you earlier in the show

[Bervda]

I've been to several TNA house shows, and they've always been a ton of fun. Way better wrestling than what they televise, and the crowds are always red hot.

[Greenville 90210]

I was going to watch the PPV but I got hooked up with tickets to Rob Riggle tonight. Guess I'll try and catch the replay. I'm actually interested in a lot of the matches.

[Bervda]

PPV thread, or are we commenting on it in this one?

[Greenville 90210]

PPV thread, or are we commenting on it in this one?

Thread.

[Greenville 90210]

Having trouble finding a replay feed. Anyone want to help me out?

[moonspider]

Jeff Jarrett wins Mexico's Heavyweight Championship at TripleMania, THE FOOK?!?!?!?

[Roger]

can't wait to watch triplemania....

i just got night 1 of the njpw super jr's,....yay

[Roger]

he just uploaded night 2...yay!!!

[arthurloewenkamp]

jeff jarrett wins mexico's heavyweight championship at triplemania, the fook?!?!?!?

usa! Usa! Usa!

[arthurloewenkamp]

Man, autofixing of all caps is teh lame.

[ImYrWoodbury]

I was gonna watch Capitol Punishment at Buffalo Wild Wings, but they were having trouble ordering the PPV so I went to the nearby Walmart and bought the WCW Nitro DVD. Just watched the first disc and so far I'm loving it, although I thought it was odd to throw in the Rey/Malenko 10 min draw on at the end. I'm sure they've had better matches on Nitro. Maybe they just put it on to fill out the first disc.

[Brad N.]

I was gonna watch Capitol Punishment at Buffalo Wild Wings, but they were having trouble ordering the PPV so I went to the nearby Walmart and bought the WCW Nitro DVD. Just watched the first disc and so far I'm loving it, although I thought it was odd to throw in the Rey/Malenko 10 min draw on at the end. I'm sure they've had better matches on Nitro. Maybe they just put it on to fill out the first disc.

I wish they would make an all Malenko DVD.

[Briomega]

I wish they would make an all Malenko DVD.

The Iceman Cometh.

[ImYrWoodbury]

I wish they would make an all Malenko DVD.

I know I would buy that.

[moonspider]

Man, autofixing of all caps is teh lame.

and that is why im a heel

[Lab-Rat]

I know I would buy that.

Ditto.

[Drew]

You bastard! I tried to get you blown by Todd last night and this is your repayment?

I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER B NAMED GRANDPA'S! I WAS GOING FOR ALLITERATION!

/sorry

[Alex]

Why would you just assume Shane returning would be some cure-all anyway? "He needs Ritalin and apparently knows of pop-culture! Run WWE now!"

He also jumps off really, really high things!


Grfan, you ever wake up in the middle of the night, take a piss and shake that shit, but when you fasten your dick back into the slot, a little clinger drop or two comes out in your boxers? Man, I hate that shit.

No matter how much you wiggle or dance
The last two drops ends up in your pants

And this is the real reason one should not go commando.

Johnny Nitro.
I think he was Johnny Blaze before he was Johnny Nitro. And Johnny Spade. And probably another couple of Johnnies.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I can say, without a doubt, that this was one of the 13 PPVs the WWE will air this year.

[SteveFlack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrGXMOUU2jk

[joeAR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrGXMOUU2jk


The Savior!

[Masculine Todd]

What do you think Shane McMahon's favorite Witch House artist from last year was?

What do you think Shane McMahon's favorite music blog is?

Do you think Shane McMahon has strong opinions regarding music piracy?

If Shane McMahon was a Waka Flocka track, which one would it be?

[Masculine Todd]

I bet Shane's a "cool dad."

[SteveFlack]

The look on Shane's face in that video just says "Man, I am so glad I don't have to spend any time around power-mad steroid freaks anymore."

[Gregory]

The look on Shane's face in that video just says "Man, I am so glad I don't have to spend any time around power-mad steroid freaks anymore."

Did Tiger Woods retire?

[Masculine Todd]

WWE fines $2,500 for smoking weed/synthetic weed.

I bet Vince would be more fun if he got sticky.

[SteveFlack]

I bet Shane's a "cool dad."

He probably lets you drink in the basement, as long as you keep it in the house.

[joeAR]

I bet Vince would be more fun if he got sticky.


No he wouldn't cause then it would be a constant competition. "I can smoke weed better then you can." Shit like that.

[Masculine Todd]

He probably lets you drink in the basement, as long as you keep it in the house.

I bet he walks around singing the only part of Rolling in the Deep he knows (5 second refrain) while his kid and friends are gathering around a t.v. or some shit hoping they'll be all "you like that song?" And he'll be like "whaddya mean?! Of course I like that shit." But when he does it, they always just ignore him and his son hopes he dies.

[Masculine Todd]

No he wouldn't cause then it would be a constant competition. "I can smoke weed better then you can." Shit like that.

But then Zack Ryder would be on the show because that dude...funny fucccccc it whutchu eating mane wait dat dude still on tv? tell him, i don't know, i need a steak wrap, u know?

[joeAR]

But then Zack Ryder would be on the show because that dude...funny fucccccc it whutchu eating mane wait dat dude still on tv? tell him, i don't know, i need a steak wrap, u know?


Somebody get Vince stoned and tape it.

[Masculine Todd]

I'd just like to hang out with Vince for a day. I think he'd like me.

[joeAR]

I'd just like to hang out with Vince for a day. I think he'd like me.


You would make him feel like an old man talking about the internets. He would get confused and angry very fast. I seem to think of Vince as the Hulk.

[Greenville 90210]

I bet Vince would be more fun if he got sticky.

He'd probably be like Joe Rogan is now.

[Greenville 90210]

Seriously, it's sad that anyone would smoke fake weed. That stuff is awful.

[Masculine Todd]

I drink a lot of diet mountain dew. I think that's an important thing to post.

[Greenville 90210]

I drink a lot of diet mountain dew. I think that's an important thing to post.

I worry about you, Todd. Not enough to do anything about it but enough for a grey hair or two.

[Gryphon]

Seriously, it's sad that anyone would smoke fake weed. That stuff is awful.

Isnt that stuff more unhealthy than ciggarettes?

[Masculine Todd]

I worry about you, Todd. Not enough to do anything about it but enough for a grey hair or two.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?208541-I-just-got-poop-on-my-hand.

I mean, your concern isn't all that unfounded, you know?

[Greenville 90210]

Isnt that stuff more unhealthy than ciggarettes?

It's weird, untested chemicals sprayed on potpourri. Smoke real weed or just don't smoke while you have a good job with the WWE.

Do they test writers?

[SteveFlack]

It's weird, untested chemicals sprayed on potpourri. Smoke real weed or just don't smoke while you have a good job with the WWE.

Do they test writers?

Judging from the quality of the shows, they should start.

[Greenville 90210]

Judging from the quality of the shows, they should start.

Ally-oop!

[Gryphon]

Judging from the quality of the shows, they should start.

Agreed. Or as stated earlier, give Vince some.

[Gryphon]

Okay, lets say Christian should start a stable.Pick 3 guys that should join his stable.

[Masculine Todd]

They should've allowed RVD to play up his stoner stuff. WWE needs an entertaining pothead gimmick. I don't care about seeing LonDrick as a team wrestle again, but if they could just hire those two and allocate 10 minutes on each show for them to ramble, that'd be so rad.

[Masculine Todd]

Okay, lets say Christian should start a stable.Pick 3 guys that should join his stable.

I can't wait to see this proposed JOB Squad '11.

Let's give this jobber other jobbers to job with him!

[Masculine Todd]

*I love Christian, but Vince and junk. Jobber. Sad.

[Greenville 90210]

Okay, lets say Christian should start a stable.Pick 3 guys that should join his stable.

Koslov, Curt Hawkins, and Snoop's fat bodyguard.

[Masculine Todd]

I think they should consolidate the entire SD (sans Orton) lockeroom in to one stable for Randy to RKO in groups.

[Gryphon]

Koslov, Curt Hawkins, and Snoop's fat bodyguard.

Well Kozlov and Hawkins are on raw. (Isnt hawkins back with Ryder now?)


But yes to Brodus, but how about Johnny Curtis as well? A Guy who feels he was mistreated after winning NXT? And for some reason I like the idea of throwing Trent Baretta in as well, just becasue he hasnt had much to do.

[Gryphon]

I think they should consolidate the entire SD (sans Orton) lockeroom in to one stable for Randy to RKO in groups.

Isnt that what they have now?

[SteveFlack]

Okay, lets say Christian should start a stable.Pick 3 guys that should join his stable.

Oh, Todd. Todd should definitely be in this group.

[Greenville 90210]

Christian tries to hire the former Edge-heads, Hawkins is in but Zack Ryder is not.

Ryder/Christian feud makes the Internet happy. Vince fires them both soon after.

[SteveFlack]

Christian tries to hire the former Edge-heads, Hawkins is in but Zack Ryder is not.

Ryder/Christian feud makes the Internet happy. Vince fires them both soon after.

He can call them the "Born-Again Christians". And their first promo could be all about killing abortion doctors.

[Greenville 90210]

New gimmick for Percy Watson: abortion doctor

OH YEAH!!!

[Masculine Todd]

Oh, Todd. Todd should definitely be in this group.

Along with that kid Cena brought in the ring last night who turns on him and goes heel. So me (flamboyant manager), indignant kid (muscle), and some other jobber (anyone on Smackdown).

RKO's abound!

[Greenville 90210]

Johnny Curtis cuts a promo with a bird in his hand.

[Masculine Todd]

new gimmick for percy watson: Abortion doctor

oh yeah!!!

You know how WWE loves the bolster feuds by having a guy call out his opponent, only for a midget dressed as said opponent to come down the ramp? They could get a midget dressed like an unborn fetus riding a stroller whose pulled down the ramp by an umbilical cord.

[Greenville 90210]

You know how WWE loves the bolster feuds by having a guy call out his opponent, only for a midget dressed as said opponent to come down the ramp? They could get a midget dressed like an unborn fetus riding a stroller to be carried down the ring by an umbilical cord.

Hornswoggle finally used correctly.

[Masculine Todd]

This leads to a potential Hornswagger/Fetus match and a ton of kid-friendly merch.

[SteveFlack]

Johnny Curtis cuts a promo with a bird in his hand.

As the promo ends, the camera pulls out tho reveal his other hand is in Tamina's crotch.

[Greenville 90210]

Johnny Curtis counts chickens before they hatch.

[Greenville 90210]

As the promo ends, the camera pulls out tho reveal his other hand is in Tamina's crotch.

:heart:

[Greenville 90210]

Tamina having a big 70's bush would be a great attitude-era angle. Kelly Kelly and AJ are waxed and they make fun of Tamina in the lockerroom. It'd be like when they made fun of Molly Holly's underwear choices but worse!

[Gryphon]

*I love Christian, but Vince and junk. Jobber. Sad.

I hate vince.

[Greenville 90210]

WWE needs more occupational gimmicks. That's what the kids want!

[SteveFlack]

WWE needs more occupational gimmicks. That's what the kids want!

I miss wrestlers with day jobs. Plus, they should be really racist.

[SteveFlack]

I hate vince.

Vince Vaughn? Why do you hate Vince Vaughn?

[Greenville 90210]

Ron Simmons should manage a tag team called The Damned.

[SteveFlack]

Ron Simmons should manage a tag team called The Damned.

You think Ron Simmons would fly in the new TVPG WWE? His new catchphrase would be "DARN."

[Gryphon]

Vince Vaughn? Why do you hate Vince Vaughn?

He's a crappy actor. I saw the movie "The Dilema" On the flight back from Israel. It made me wish the plane would crash.

[Greenville 90210]

Zeke and Mason Ryan are...The Darned.

[Gryphon]

From Twitter

@ZackRyder
Driving from LI to Baltimore for Raw. Power to the People tonight. Vote for your broski! WWWYKI

[Prime]

South park already did the abortion storyline a few seasons ago. Vince thought it was some might fine wresslin'.

[Greenville 90210]

Re: occupational gimmicks

Someone should be the Senator of the WWE Universe.

[SidekicksRevenge]

New gimmick for Percy Watson: abortion doctor

OH YEAH!!!


You know how WWE loves the bolster feuds by having a guy call out his opponent, only for a midget dressed as said opponent to come down the ramp? They could get a midget dressed like an unborn fetus riding a stroller whose pulled down the ramp by an umbilical cord.

Gene Snitsky wept.

[Greenville 90210]

Also a diva should be a librarian and shush the crowd.

[SteveFlack]

Also a diva should be a librarian and shush the crowd.

But not a sexy librarian.

[SidekicksRevenge]

But not a sexy librarian.

Save that for the face turn.

[Greenville 90210]

Save that for the face turn.

Exactly.

Man, the dudes from this thread should book superstars.

[SteveFlack]

WWEFilms movie idea I just came up with while on the crapper: R Truth plays an escaped convict hiding out from the law by pretending to be his recently deceased Grandmother. Hilarity ensues.

[usagi20]

Also a diva should be a librarian and shush the crowd.

Wasn't that Stacy Kiebler's original gimmick?

[Greenville 90210]

Wasn't that Stacy Kiebler's original gimmick?

Was she a heel that shushed the crowd?

I thought she was just a super sexy chick that wore glasses.

[SidekicksRevenge]

If the NFL can't get its season going, what are the chances that we find out Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz is also a member of the NFLPA?

[Greenville 90210]

If the NFL can't get its season going, what are the chances that we find out Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz is also a member of the NFLPA?

Maybe Vince will paint Titus O'Neil's face to look like a football.

[SidekicksRevenge]

Maybe Vince will paint Titus O'Neil's face to look like a football.

So many buys....

[SteveFlack]

If the NFL can't get its season going, what are the chances that we find out Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz is also a member of the NFLPA?

I think this is the proper time for an XFL relaunch.

[Greenville 90210]

He Hate Me

[Gryphon]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Jim_Ross_To_Receive_Pro_Wrestling_Hall_Of_Fame_s_L ous_Thesz_Award.html

Jim Ross To Receive Pro Wrestling Hall Of Fame's Lous Thesz Award.

[Briomega]

Okay, lets say Christian should start a stable.Pick 3 guys that should join his stable.

Zack Ryder and the APA.

[Gryphon]

Zack Ryder and the APA.

Enough with the jokes. I said my comment about the APA months ago. Let.It.Die.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Enough with the jokes. I said my comment about the APA months ago. Let.It.Die.

So now you're anti-APA huh?

[Greenville 90210]

So now you're anti-APA huh?

Do you think they should go to hell separately or together?

[Briomega]

Enough with the jokes. I said my comment about the APA months ago. Let.It.Die.

You asked a serious question and I responded seriously. You never specified that this had to be only current wrestlers. You never said it couldn't include retired wrestlers. You just asked for 3 members.

I'm sad that you don't agree that those three with Christian wouldn't be the greatest stable in history. :(

[SteveFlack]

You asked a serious question and I responded seriously. You never specified that this had to be only current wrestlers. You never said it couldn't include retired wrestlers. You just asked for 3 members.

I'm sad that you don't agree that those three with Christian wouldn't be the greatest stable in history. :(

They would make a great Anti-Nexus Kill Crew.

[Greenville 90210]

They would make a great Anti-New Nexus Kill Corrrre.

Fixed!

[Gryphon]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/CM_Punk_Has_Monumental_Event_On_RAW_John_Cena_Addr esses_His_Haters.html

CM Punk is something "monumental" on tonight's 3-hour "Power To The People" edition of WWE RAW. CM Punk wrote on his Facebook page today:

"Last night at Capitol Punishment, I not only defeated Rey Mysterio, I also vowed to perform the most honest act in WWE history. Join me on tonight's Power to the People episode of Monday Night Raw, and witness the genesis of something monumental."

[Greenville 90210]

Hmmmm...I think Punk's fb page is run by the WWE.

[Gregory]

Punk is gonna GTS a little Jimmy.

[Damian696]

Along with that kid Cena brought in the ring last night who turns on him and goes heel. So me (flamboyant manager), indignant kid (muscle), and some other jobber (anyone on Smackdown).

RKO's abound!

plus MizGirl as your Kong/Kharma.

[Masculine Todd]

He's a crappy actor. I saw the movie "The Dilema" On the flight back from Israel. It made me wish the plane would crash.

I agree with gurpefin. I can't tell you how many times I've seen inoffensively mediocre movies that made me wish my life - and the lives of everyone in my immediate vicinity - would come to an end in a horrific, painful manner.

[Gregory]

What if the honest thing is to verbally destroy Andy as being thoroughly unworthy of a WWE contract? That brings out Austin to defend Andy (because Andy can't defend himself, proving Punk right), and we got us an angle.

[Greenville 90210]

What if the honest thing is to verbally destroy Andy as being thoroughly unworthy of a WWE contract? That brings out Austin to defend Andy (because Andy can't defend himself, proving Punk right), and we got us an angle.

You're a good egg. That would be awesome.

I think it's probably going to be something lame- maybe furthering the non-feud with Rey...

[Masculine Todd]

I just hope we see Dolph Ziggler trading a win with Kofi, Swagger get beaten up somehow, Truth dressing funny, John Cena saying "poo," "doodoo" or "narf," Miz make the same facial expressions as every sorority girl ever, Alex Riley marching to the ring, thus confusing everyone as to which one's Miz, a Diva segment that features the talents of Kelly Kelly, a tease of Zack Ryder, which ultimately leads to another Cena segment, and maybe an 8 minute, multi-segment Santino match (non-comedy). If I'm really lucky, there may be several horrible comedy skits interspersed throughout the show; all of them involving Hornswaggle.

That's what I hope for.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

You forgot SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[Masculine Todd]

Do you guys think Big Show will do a sprint tonight?

[Drew]

I'm just glad that forum member Gryphon hotshotted into my feud with Todd.

[SteveFlack]

I just hope we see Dolph Ziggler trading a win with Kofi, Swagger get beaten up somehow, Truth dressing funny, John Cena saying "poo," "doodoo" or "narf," Miz make the same facial expressions as every sorority girl ever, Alex Riley marching to the ring, thus confusing everyone as to which one's Miz, a Diva segment that features the talents of Kelly Kelly, a tease of Zack Ryder, which ultimately leads to another Cena segment, and maybe an 8 minute, multi-segment Santino match (non-comedy). If I'm really lucky, there may be several horrible comedy skits interspersed throughout the show; all of them involving Hornswaggle.

That's what I hope for.

I hope we learn that "Lawler's dream" wasn't just a month long promo segment for Capitol Punishment, but rather a new recurring segment. I can't wait to see what he's imagining this month!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Remember when Lawler ran into the ring to congratulate 'ZEKE for some reason? That was weird.

[Greenville 90210]

Will Lawler have a Summerslam-inspired dream tonight? Or is that next month's dream?

[Gryphon]

MITB is next.

[Gryphon]

I'm just glad that forum member Gryphon hotshotted into my feud with Todd.

BTW Im watching live tonight via a feed.

[Gryphon]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Latest_on_Plans_for_Tyson_Kidd_New_WWE_Diva_Debuti ng_as_His_Manager.html


The current storyline with Tyson Kidd having different managers on WWE Superstars is being done to eventually get him back to the SmackDown roster as a top mid-carder with the idea that he needs a mouthpiece to talk for him.

Kidd's manager will likely end up being a new WWE Diva. FCW Diva Maxine was scheduled to come to SmackDown weeks back but they held her debut off because they felt it wasn't the right time. This isn't confirmed but it's possible Maxine will be Kidd's new manager.

[Gryphon]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/WWE_Diva_Out_Until_Mania_Interesting_CM_Punk_Pay-Per-View_Stat_and_More.html


WWE Diva Layla will reportedly be out of action for another eight and a half months. WWE officials are hopeful that she will be back in time for WrestleMania 28.

[Masculine Todd]

Remember when Lawler ran into the ring to congratulate 'ZEKE for some reason? That was weird.

Uh, probably because that marked the beginning of the turn-around for the company, duh.

[SteveFlack]

WWE Diva Layla will reportedly be out of action for another eight and a half months. WWE officials are hopeful that she will be back in time for WrestleMania 28.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just makes me sad.

[Gryphon]

From Twitter
@Zack Ryder
Raw is Power to the People tonight...so I guess it's a guarantee that I'll be on the show! WWWYKI

[Masculine Todd]

BTW Im watching live tonight via a feed.

orly?

[Greenville 90210]

I doubt Ryder will be on RAW.

[Gryphon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just makes me sad.
Indeed.

[Gryphon]

I doubt Ryder will be on RAW.

Sadly so do I.

[Masculine Todd]

I can't wait for this alleged Tyson Kidd midcard heel push. He can stay in a perpetual stasis with other midcard prospects like Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett!

Here's what the "push" will entail:

Tyson beats Trent Barrett on week one.

For week two, he'll get DQ'd in a rematch for refusing to release a choke hold (or something equally uninspired/boring/lame/sad/adjective) and beat him after the bell (this makes him look vicious).

He'll trade wins with Bryan Danielson for two weeks, which acts as the set-up for a Sin Cara (AmDrag's best bud as of, uh, last week or something)/Tyson Kidd match on PPV. Kidd will lose.

Kidd will quickly become relegated to the position of prelim jobber. The girl tasked with acting as his mouthpiece will just inexplicably stop escorting him to/cutting promos for him. She'll be placed in Diva's matches without explanation. No one will care.

Throughout the duration of this push, Vince will be unaware that this guy exists; when he approves each of the scripts and arrives at the Tyson segment, he'll scoff because this mother fucker's a skinny midget with cum-stick hair.

[Damian696]

Do you guys think Big Show will do a sprint tonight?

you think he can run with crutches ? :D

[Gryphon]

I can't wait for this alleged Tyson Kidd midcard heel push. He can stay in a perpetual stasis with other midcard prospects like Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett!

Here's what the "push" will entail:

Tyson beats Trent Barrett on week one.

For week two, he'll get DQ'd in a rematch for refusing to release a choke hold (or something equally uninspired/boring/lame/sad/adjective) and beat him after the bell (this makes him look vicious).

He'll trade wins with Bryan Danielson for two weeks, which acts as the set-up for a Sin Cara (AmDrag's best bud as of, uh, last week or something)/Tyson Kidd match on PPV. Kidd will lose.

Kidd will quickly become relegated to the position of prelim jobber. The girl tasked with acting as his mouthpiece will just inexplicably stop escorting him to/cutting promos for him. She'll be placed in Diva's matches without explanation. No one will care.

Throughout the duration of this push, Vince will be unaware that this guy exists; when he approves each of the scripts and arrives at the Tyson segment, he'll scoff because this mother fucker's a skinny midget with cum-stick hair.

Sadly I think the only thing he has going for him right now is that he is dating Natalya and was trained by Bret Hart.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

remember like a year ago when Kane was world champion?

[Gryphon]

you think he can run with crutches ? :D

I thought thats over with.

[Damian696]

remember like a year ago when Kane was world champion?

good times ! :twisted:

[Masculine Todd]

I like Kidd. He has charisma, though it doesn't necessarily manifest in mic skills, but that can be overcome. When I think of him, I get misty-eyed for the last time I was truly excited (beyond tinges/glimmers of hope) about WWE's product (sans the beginning of NEXUS, because that was pretty cool).

It was just after the draft in '09. Smackdown was so good in its simplicity and streamlined scripting, and there was such a consortium of talent there. Punk had just turned heel, and he was in the midst of that killer headlining feud with Jeff Hardy for the World Heavyweight Championship. Immediately underneath them was the Jericho/Rey feud for the Intercontinental Championship. Batista returned and started his 'Douche-Tista' turn.

In the undercard were an eclectic mix of promising, newer workers. Like, Morrison, Dolph, Tyson and Drew were mixing it up. Both Morrison and Rey had 4 star plus matches with Tyson Kidd on Superstars that summer. That was the same summer where Morrison and Hardy had a televised WWE Title match that actually moved ratings, and Rey/Morrison killed it with an IC Title bout.

That was the best SD had been since the '02-'04 period. A brand with 'new gen' guys like Cody, Tyson, Wade, Sin Cara, Sheamus and Danielson, hell, even 'ZEKE could really be cool if they booked the mid/undercard with the same level of interest as the Christian/Orton program.

[Damian696]

I thought thats over with.

I guess you didn't see the ppv, then ?

[Masculine Todd]

It's still unreal to think that, just two years ago, Smackdown was headlined for a whole summer by Jeff Hardy and CM Punk. Moreover, that feud actually generating higher-than-average ratings for the show during the time.

[Kirblar]

Losing every PPV match for over a year?

No wonder he's leaving.

[Gryphon]

remember like a year ago when Kane was world champion?

Only to lose it in a terrible feud.

[Masculine Todd]

remember like a year ago when Kane was world champion?

Remember that awful Edge/Kane feud that lasted three months, and was built up by Edge (the face) abducting Kane's helpless, comically obese father, tying him to a chair and torturing him? Then, we're supposed to jeer Kane (the heel) for caring about his dad because he cuts promos with ominous music blaring from the PA system!

They should do that, but with Christian/Orton!

[Damian696]

I can't wait for this alleged Tyson Kidd midcard heel push. He can stay in a perpetual stasis with other midcard prospects like Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett!

Here's what the "push" will entail:

Tyson beats Trent Barrett on week one.

For week two, he'll get DQ'd in a rematch for refusing to release a choke hold (or something equally uninspired/boring/lame/sad/adjective) and beat him after the bell (this makes him look vicious).

He'll trade wins with Bryan Danielson for two weeks, which acts as the set-up for a Sin Cara (AmDrag's best bud as of, uh, last week or something)/Tyson Kidd match on PPV. Kidd will lose.

Kidd will quickly become relegated to the position of prelim jobber. The girl tasked with acting as his mouthpiece will just inexplicably stop escorting him to/cutting promos for him. She'll be placed in Diva's matches without explanation. No one will care.

Throughout the duration of this push, Vince will be unaware that this guy exists; when he approves each of the scripts and arrives at the Tyson segment, he'll scoff because this mother fucker's a skinny midget with cum-stick hair.

Kidd/Sin Cara will be a hair vs. mask match.

[Gryphon]

I guess you didn't see the ppv, then ?

I was at a relative's wedding.

[Gryphon]

Remember that awful Edge/Kane feud that lasted three months, and was built up by Edge (the face) abducting Kane's helpless, comically obese father, tying him to a chair and torturing him? Then, we're supposed to jeer Kane (the heel) for caring about his dad because he cuts promos with ominous music blaring from the PA system!

They should do that, but with Christian/Orton!

I dont understand the wwe's idea of a face and heel.

[Masculine Todd]

"Christian, remember how I screwed you out of the title and assaulted you after the match? Yeah? Well, I'mma waterboard your dad with frosting lololololololol! People luv meh 'cause I growl but i hav a sensative side u see my movie? u see my fake wife?"

*Cut to Christian crying next to the Orton Express

[Masculine Todd]

Kidd/Sin Cara will be a hair vs. mask match.

All of Tyson's charisma is concentrated in that little wif of hair!