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19bernardo87
04-24-2011, 07:04 AM
Oh ah please don't feel like you can't participate if your not Christian
Cause this is a prayer for all faiths


Dear Jesus of Nazareth
First of all I'd like to thank you for calling yourself Jesus of Nazareth
It's sort of like the Lord of the Rings or something
"I am Jesus of Nazareth, Son of Orflec the butcher"

We know lord, from John 3:16, that you so loved the world
That you sent your only son to die for us
Your only son
But at the same time, we're all your children
So in your eyes we're a bunch of girls
So help us as we struggle with the temptations of lesbianism
Amen


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3beVwBnIbw

19bernardo87
04-24-2011, 07:48 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2011/04/happy_easter/zombieuprising.jpeg

ANd I wonder why I didn't get invited to any Easter feasts... Everyone LOVES zombie jokes, right?

Kelly Tindall
04-24-2011, 08:41 AM
Jesus wasn't a zombie, he could do magic. He was a lich.

frzamonkey
04-24-2011, 09:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmh-0E5BjU

19bernardo87
04-24-2011, 09:41 AM
Jesus wasn't a zombie, he could do magic. He was a lich.

I stand corrected.
Incidentally, did they use a Necromancer to resurrect Schrodinger's Messiah or just a standard Phoenix Down?

Mattman
04-24-2011, 10:57 AM
So, exactly what happened after Jesus came back to life? I mean, did he go get some lunch? Did he knit himself a blanket? Did he take a trip to Fiji? What happened?

19bernardo87
04-24-2011, 11:09 AM
I want to reply with a "That's what she said!" to all of those "He is risen" facebook status updates and tweets...

artimoff
04-24-2011, 11:29 AM
I thought he just regenerated.

19bernardo87
04-24-2011, 11:32 AM
She is risen!

http://api.ning.com/files/WDChPu3TL3lvKUxKVX9RKO7xRrDPRZvlcrzSqXEcWmVdongYX4 wUPJlpOq7VvJoNJSyllrX2qbvDaOeQFXcE4KUd-De79Ksl/JeanGrey6.jpg