but if you order now

[james michael]

ill throw in this perfectly good improvinggoddard ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

[amy]

brand new or used?

life sized or mini version.


we need details!

[james michael]

brand new or used?

life sized or mini version.


we need details!
used... used sooooo much...

hes dirty, but self cleaning...

[joeAR]

Are you punishing us for buying your product? :D

[james michael]

Are you punishing us for buying your product? :D
naw, i just need to unload...

[joeAR]

naw, i just need to unload...


And why is this?

[james michael]

And why is this?
...


hes not perfectly good...

i think i broke him :Oops:

[amy]

...


hes not perfectly good...

i think i broke him :Oops:



the truth is out.


what are we supposed to do with a broken goddard? Where is the fun in that? Are we supposed to think we can get pleasure by sticking him on a shelf and not using him?

I think not.

[SimiBoyz]

...


hes not perfectly good...

i think i broke him :Oops:

How's he broken?

Is he in bits?

I wouldn't mind his left foot.

[Keith P.]

How's he broken?

Is he in bits?

I wouldn't mind his left foot.

You know how when elastic gets stretched too much and it starts to lose its tension....

[james michael]

You know how when elastic gets stretched too much and it starts to lose its tension....
:Oops:

[james michael]

did you break his hymine
three times :Oops:

[Keith P.]

Poor goddard lost his maidenhead.

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Stop Trying To Get Up My Ass!

[moonspider]

plus if you call withing the next 10 minutes, we throw in the 7 knives collection, the meat injector, the non-stick serving trey, and the booket...for only 2 easy payments of 19.95

[joeAR]

plus if you call withing the next 10 minutes, we throw in the 7 knives collection, the meat injector, the non-stick serving trey, and the booket...for only 2 easy payments of 19.95


SOLD!

[james michael]

Stop Trying To Get Up My Ass!
:(