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Ashwin Pande
03-14-2011, 09:15 AM
Superman is gay?

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 09:22 AM
Superman is gay?


Well, he and Lex DO have a child together . . . and a bond that can never be equaled by anyone else... LOIS.

The Zevad
03-14-2011, 09:28 AM
Superman is gay?

Bizzaros aren't really oppisite when you look at them. He's a defective clone. Mentally brain damaged individual who speaks in opposites. He doesn't walk backwards does he? Does he dress backwards? No. So the whole Bizzaro thing is an opposite version of Superman is bullshit.

So no Superman is not gay. Nor is Bizzaro. Bizzaro to use an old term is retarded.

Magnum V.I.
03-14-2011, 09:33 AM
Bizzaros aren't really oppisite when you look at them. He's a defective clone. Mentally brain damaged individual who speaks in opposites. He doesn't walk backwards does he? Does he dress backwards? No. So the whole Bizzaro thing is an opposite version of Superman is bullshit.

So no Superman is not gay. Nor is Bizzaro. Bizzaro to use an old term is retarded.

But am it art?

Marcdachamp
03-14-2011, 09:34 AM
:lol:

I needed this today.

Brother Power the Gong
03-14-2011, 09:35 AM
Little-known fact: Bizarro Lois is am tranny with a three-foot crank.

The Zevad
03-14-2011, 09:36 AM
But am it art?


Sure why not?

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 09:36 AM
Bizzaro must be going, hello, good-Bi?

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 09:42 AM
Honestly, if anyone's gay, it's gotta be Hulk.

He obviously spends a lot of time at the gym, doesn't really wear many clothes, and he's way too uncomfortable around the Bi-Beast for there not to be some sort of history there.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 09:43 AM
http://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hulkrape1-1.jpg

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 09:49 AM
http://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hulkrape1-1.jpg

Non-domesticated Gays.

They'll rape ya.

First in the showers.

Then in the butt.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 09:58 AM
I just realized at no point is it clear that that is a page from an issue of Hulk...hm.

Howlett
03-14-2011, 09:59 AM
Superman is gay?

:neutral:

Oh you mother fucker... :scared:

Kedd
03-14-2011, 10:04 AM
http://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hulkrape1-1.jpg
Say what now?

TIP
03-14-2011, 10:05 AM
I just realized at no point is it clear that that is a page from an issue of Hulk...hm.

http://retrocrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/04.jpg

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 10:07 AM
Gays'll rape ya. You should probably beat the crap out of them in advance, just in case. It's okay, they'll understand.

Brother Power the Gong
03-14-2011, 10:08 AM
Ultimate Hulk rapes you back.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 10:12 AM
Thanks for the second page there TIP.

Marvel was weird under Shooter. But also kinda cool. As long as no gays are in there...

Doug
03-14-2011, 10:15 AM
Superman and Batman are The World's Finest!

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 10:17 AM
Thanks for the second page there TIP.

Marvel was weird under Shooter. But also kinda cool. As long as no gays are in there...

All the gays got their own planet, just like the black people.

Of course, there was that bloody war over who got the gay black people.


"You take them."

"No, YOU take them."

"NO, YOU TAKE THEM."

"We said, TAKE THEM, damn it."

*punch*

*kick*

*bang*

*explosion*

*Tyroc-ian screech*

"Fine, we'll take them, but only because we need people to sing in the choir."

capntightpants
03-14-2011, 10:31 AM
OH HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING IN THIS THR--

http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1824195/gorilla-walking-o.gif

Never mind.

Matt Jay
03-14-2011, 11:01 AM
http://www.wallandpiece.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/superman_batman_kiss.jpg

Canon.

Spidey616
03-14-2011, 12:12 PM
Jerry Seinfeld said it best-

Jerry: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is down, down is up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Good bye" when he arrives.
Elaine: Shouldn't he say "bad bye"?
Jerry: No, it's still goodbye.
Elaine: Does he live underwater?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Is he black?
Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing, all right.

Unicornucopia
03-14-2011, 12:18 PM
So, when did Prince Adam go to prison? Because I'm pretty sure Bruce Banner was about to be raped by He-Man.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 12:27 PM
So, when did Prince Adam go to prison? Because I'm pretty sure Bruce Banner was about to be raped by He-Man.

wasnt prison, it was the local Y. you know, where all the gays hang out...

Spidey616
03-14-2011, 12:28 PM
Robin weeps...;)


http://www.wallandpiece.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/superman_batman_kiss.jpg

Canon.

majorjoe23
03-14-2011, 12:43 PM
Speaking of cannons

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lefdfqC1gj1qfejh0o1_400.jpg

Also:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/superman2.jpg

GelfXIII
03-14-2011, 12:44 PM
IS gay really the Opposite of straight? Let's ponder that for a second.























... hmmmmmm....


















huh....











errrr.....








wellllllll.....






































... and what have we decided then? Need more time? me too.

capntightpants
03-14-2011, 12:45 PM
IS gay really the Opposite of straight? Let's ponder that for a second.

... and what have we decided then?

They are cousins.

Asexualilty is the enemy! Fuck mitosis!

mario
03-14-2011, 12:45 PM
Jerry Seinfeld said it best-

Jerry: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is down, down is up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Good bye" when he arrives.
Elaine: Shouldn't he say "bad bye"?
Jerry: No, it's still goodbye.
Elaine: Does he live underwater?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Is he black?
Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing, all right.

Elaine is annoying!

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 12:47 PM
wasnt prison, it was the local Y. you know, where all the gays hang out...

The stray gays.




The domesticated House Gay has had the rape bred out of 'em.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 12:51 PM
The stray gays.




The domesticated House Gay has had the rape bred out of 'em.

i like Brian Setzer's 90's swing stuff better...

GelfXIII
03-14-2011, 12:51 PM
The stray gays.




The domesticated House Gay has had the rape bred out of 'em.

I've heard that the domesticated ones have weaker immune systems though, and may develop kidney problems in old age. I think you're supposed to feed them a special diet or something. :mistrust:

majorjoe23
03-14-2011, 12:52 PM
The domesticated House Gay has had the rape bred out of 'em.

I'm sure they're very nice people, I just wouldn't want my sister dating one.

majorjoe23
03-14-2011, 12:53 PM
I'm sure they're very nice people, I just wouldn't want my sister dating one.

I should clarify that I mean gay men. My sister actually does date gay women. They're less rapey.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 12:56 PM
I should clarify that I mean gay men. My sister actually does date gay women. They're less rapey.

Which is Rosie O'Donnel?

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 12:59 PM
I've heard that the domesticated ones have weaker immune systems though, and may develop kidney problems in old age. I think you're supposed to feed them a special diet or something. :mistrust:




Well, the Designer Gays, certainly. But your average middle class Domestic Gay is generally long lived, so long as they are well-trained and don't rape any of the neighbors.

majorjoe23
03-14-2011, 01:10 PM
Which is Rosie O'Donnel?

We're just lucky that scene didn't take place in a She-Hulk comic.

Mwstattel
03-14-2011, 03:59 PM
Superm -- You know what? I'm not touching this one.

HeroBoy
03-14-2011, 04:48 PM
Superm -- You know what? I'm not touching this one.

Minus the "U" and I think we all know what you're going for...

Tyr
03-14-2011, 05:18 PM
Superman is gay?

You sir, are my new hero. :grin:

Jonathan Callan
03-14-2011, 05:56 PM
Gays'll rape ya. You should probably beat the crap out of them in advance, just in case. It's okay, they'll understand.

:) You are hilarious today.

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 07:47 PM
:) You are hilarious today.

Hey, it's a bizarro thread. Nothing am is possible.

ZombieSpeedball
03-14-2011, 09:35 PM
If Bizarro can see then doesn't that mean...

Superman is blind?

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 09:40 PM
Gays. They rapin' everybody up in here.

http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/KiddKobra/Gay_conversion.gif

Roman Noodles
03-14-2011, 09:43 PM
EVERYBODY.

http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/KiddKobra/Rugby_finger_nohomo.gif

Ryan Elliott
03-14-2011, 10:11 PM
http://retrocrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/04.jpg


"rraaaarrrhhh!!! Hulk no want butt sex!!!!"

Jonathan Callan
03-15-2011, 02:58 AM
Gays. They rapin' everybody up in here.

http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/KiddKobra/Gay_conversion.gif

:) What is that from?!

TIP
03-15-2011, 03:05 AM
"rraaaarrrhhh!!! Hulk no want butt sex!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/hulk.gif

afroloq
03-15-2011, 03:40 AM
Honestly, if anyone's gay, it's gotta be Hulk.

He obviously spends a lot of time at the gym, doesn't really wear many clothes, and he's way too uncomfortable around the Bi-Beast for there not to be some sort of history there.

did you hit on the Purple pants aspect?

Roman Noodles
03-15-2011, 09:38 AM
did you hit on the Purple pants aspect?

Well, the fact that his clothes stick so closely to his body, no matter how large certain parts of his anatomy expand says more than the color of the fabric.