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Basque
03-13-2011, 10:52 AM
Just curious.

I don't.
The Hodag
03-13-2011, 11:05 AM
I almost made this thread last night, but decided to keep my self respect.

:lol:
Patrick Gerard
03-13-2011, 11:44 AM
I was tempted to make "Do you keep a weapon in the horse?"
Basque
03-13-2011, 12:31 PM
Sorry. :Oops:

I actually misread the other thread title as this, so I couldn't resist.
Tyr
03-13-2011, 12:42 PM
You do realize your stealing Bert's job, right?
Spiffy
03-13-2011, 12:43 PM
I wonder. Is the logical third spinoff parody thread "Do You Keep A Weapon Pointed At The Woman In The House?"
CS Ambrose
03-13-2011, 12:46 PM
I do, she is gorgeous.
Kate Fatale
03-13-2011, 12:57 PM
Sorry. :Oops:

I actually misread the other thread title as this, so I couldn't resist.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who did this. Whew.
ZimMan2
03-13-2011, 01:26 PM
I have two. One is called my mother, the other is called my sister.

Take a guess which one plays the voice of reason most often.
ever_seeking
03-13-2011, 01:45 PM
Would I be the only one who thinks a broken telephone thread would be fun(Each thread title leads to another title that was misread as that one and so on)?
bert
03-13-2011, 01:55 PM
You do realize your stealing Bert's job, right?

not exactly. . . this one was too easy a target for me :p


so more power to him for giving it a shot. . .
Lunar Archivist
03-13-2011, 02:07 PM
Would I be the only one who thinks a broken telephone thread would be fun(Each thread title leads to another title that was misread as that one and so on)?

We'll probably end up with a thread entitled "Do you sleep with tampons and a mouse?" at this rate. 8-)
Stamenflicker
03-13-2011, 02:46 PM
I keep many weapons in the house... the toughest one is the woman I married. She'd lay waste to anyone that got near her kids.
dmh3000
03-13-2011, 03:10 PM
Yep, under the sink.
Cam63
03-13-2011, 03:40 PM
No.
Tyr
03-13-2011, 04:52 PM
I do, she is gorgeous.

You keep a weapon pointed on her? :-?


No.

Who needs a woman when you have lawn chairs and beer, right Cam? :wink:
Patrick Gerard
03-13-2011, 08:20 PM
Yep, under the sink.

At least you didn't say, "Under my pillow." I was waiting for that.
ThiefKiller
03-15-2011, 05:53 AM
I thought kept women were a thing of the past.
Kevin T Brown
03-15-2011, 05:55 AM
This will not end well......... :scared:
dasNdanger
03-15-2011, 06:08 AM
Yes, in a refrigerator. :twisted:



das
oconnellmd
03-15-2011, 06:15 AM
Two. And I call them my goddesses.

#hackjoking!!!
Hate_Prime
03-15-2011, 06:20 AM
Nothing. You already told her twice!



Wait, what was the question?
CS Ambrose
03-15-2011, 02:54 PM
You keep a weapon pointed on her? :-?



Not as often as I'd like :•\
Udiguhgudibuh
03-15-2011, 03:01 PM
My last woman friend said she found our relationship "smothering" and that she needed more space. I locked her outside. The end.
Udiguhgudibuh
03-15-2011, 03:08 PM
Yes, in a refrigerator. :twisted:
das

I feel a joke coming on:

Q: Why is a cucumber better than a boyfriend?










A: When your mother drops in, you can hide it in the refrigerator.


:razz:
Corrina
03-15-2011, 03:13 PM
Not as often as I'd like :•\

Yeah, I know we're all joking around here but jokes about pointing guns in anyone's face is a little bit too much.
dasNdanger
03-15-2011, 03:49 PM
I feel a joke coming on:

Q: Why is a cucumber better than a boyfriend?










A: When your mother drops in, you can hide it in the refrigerator.


:razz:

Whatever you do, don't eat the salad!

;)


das
Gail Simone
03-15-2011, 05:39 PM
Guys, I'm getting complaints about this thread from the Benbo mods, and I don't think it has any intrinsic value to stay open.

So, close it up, please.
Basque
03-15-2011, 09:01 PM
Jesus Christ. It was only meant to be quick joke based on my misreading of the other thread, not an invitation to make jokes about keeping women at gunpoint inside the house. I'm sorry this turned into some kind of trainwreck that caused moderators from another board to come all the way here to complain.

Lock it up. Whatever.

I'm curious, though. Is it the misogynist jokes that caused the complaints, or the fact that I started the thread itself? Just for future reference. I hate when stuff gets moderated without explanation. How are we supposed to learn from that?
Hugin
03-15-2011, 09:14 PM
Yeah, I know we're all joking around here but jokes about pointing guns in anyone's face is a little bit too much....I read that with a completely different definition for "weapon".
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f275/Humble_Budoka/CaptainHammer.jpg
(The weapon is his penis)
Joshua Pantalleresco
03-15-2011, 11:23 PM
In a word: yes.

Several women who proceed to earn their livings sewing silk garmets and making kimonos that I sell on ebay under the banner AMAZING Kimonos: They're Amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiinnng!

*disclaimer:

we do use peanuts in the making of our kimonos. Wearing our kimonos do NOT make you look thin. One in five kimonos contain PCP. Ask us for the discount special.

JP
Joshua Pantalleresco
03-16-2011, 12:55 AM
Okay, two things. I never read the rest of the thread. I knew it was a joke and just threw something out at the top of my head. After I posted I read this and realized that it was closing. I apologize to all involved.

The second is if what I wrote is too offensive, to go ahead and delete it. Sorry about that.

JP
Corrina
03-16-2011, 02:27 AM
...I read that with a completely different definition for "weapon".
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f275/Humble_Budoka/CaptainHammer.jpg
(The weapon is his penis)

Feel free to point him in my direction....

Anyway, closing the thread, as Gail asked.

ETA: I suspect it was the gun comment that drew the attention from the Benbo mods.