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Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:12 PM
and introduced to a world so teaming with life, that going to another solar system was the equivalent of another country. Where adventure was all around you. Where science that might as well be magic is common place.

Would you still try to find a way home, or would you never look back?


EDIT: it can be any kind of adventure your want. Epic, heroic, whatever floats your boat.
You and you alone. No one you know now, or ever have known is there.

WinterRose
03-09-2011, 01:16 PM
If my sweetheart and friends could come with me... Is there a place we can sign up for this? Please? Like now?

Urgur the Gurgur
03-09-2011, 01:16 PM
I'm not a fan of whacky adventures.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:17 PM
If my sweetheart and friends could come with me... Is there a place we can sign up for this? Please? Like now?


No. It is just you.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:18 PM
I'm not a fan of whacky adventures.


Insert epic, or any other adjective that suits your purpose.

Urgur the Gurgur
03-09-2011, 01:19 PM
Insert epic, or any other adjective that suits your purpose.

Can I also not meet new people along the way?

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:20 PM
Can I also not meet new people along the way?


You can be a loner, and land on the equivalent of Daghobah if you are so inclined.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:21 PM
I think you will be missing out on the magic this situation provides Zach.

Urgur the Gurgur
03-09-2011, 01:22 PM
You can be a loner, and land on the equivalent of Daghobah if you are so inclined.

Sweet. I'm in.

chazbot
03-09-2011, 01:23 PM
I'll try to get back home, but whatever zaniness ensues during that process will be a blast.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:23 PM
That is just because you are going to be a day Chaz.Imagine this happened to you a year ago.

modungo
03-09-2011, 01:25 PM
Will there be blowjobs in this place? If their are space blowjobs, then I'm in.

Keith P.
03-09-2011, 01:25 PM
Will there be sex?

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:26 PM
there's always sex.

Urgur the Gurgur
03-09-2011, 01:26 PM
I think you will be missing out on the magic this situation provides Zach.

Wait, magic like "level 5 fireball" magic? Or magic like "everyday's a miracle" magic?

MabusRex
03-09-2011, 01:26 PM
Are there other humanoid life forms? If so, I imagine something like Farscape happening where my original intention is to get back to Earth but I realize along the way that my place might be with this new home.

Of course, I say that as a single man with no kids. If that wasn't the case, I'd try with every fiber of my being to get back home.

Foolish Mortal
03-09-2011, 01:27 PM
Will there be sex?

Sex with aliens could be filed under 'wacky adventures'.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:28 PM
Wait, magic like "level 5 fireball" magic? Or magic like "everyday's a miracle" magic?

real fists of fire shit. i promise.

Bemo
03-09-2011, 01:28 PM
Sign me up for the crazy alien sex. But only if they're cute. And sexy.

WinterRose
03-09-2011, 01:28 PM
Then I'd tell my sweetie I loved her very much, go, and find a way to bring both her and my friends with me. If I can go, then the process can be repeated. And I'll find a way to bring them there after the fact if they can't come now. Technology like magic you said. Anything that can be done can be done again. I'm going.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:30 PM
Are there other humanoid life forms? If so, I imagine something like Farscape happening where my original intention is to get back to Earth but I realize along the way that my place might be with this new home.

Of course, I say that as a single man with no kids. If that wasn't the case, I'd try with every fiber of my being to get back home.


spoilers! i am only on season 1!

no, i am just joshing you. i kind of figured that already.

Kedd
03-09-2011, 01:30 PM
Hero version-I'd start out trying to find my way home, but eventually I would sacrifice my way home in an attempt to save my new friends.

Real version-I would find whatever they have that mimcs the desirable effects of alcohol and weed and spend my life loaded and working as an exotic prostitute.

mario
03-09-2011, 01:31 PM
Sure, I'll go back: I'll be the most famous person in the history of our world!

Urgur the Gurgur
03-09-2011, 01:31 PM
real fists of fire shit. i promise.

I would consider leaving my life as a hermit on Dagobah, If I could join the Jedi Council.

chazbot
03-09-2011, 01:32 PM
Hero version-I'd start out trying to find my way home, but eventually I would sacrifice my way home in an attempt to save my new friends.

Real version-I would find whatever they have that mimcs the desirable effects of alcohol and weed and spend my life loaded and working as an exotic prostitute.

And then you die of TB.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:33 PM
Hero version-I'd start out trying to find my way home, but eventually I would sacrifice my way home in an attempt to save my new friends.

Real version-I would find whatever they have that mimcs the desirable effects of alcohol and weed and spend my life loaded and working as an exotic prostitute.


With the level of Tek (that is what they call it there), you are really thinking small time with pot and booze equivalents Kedd. They are going to have stuff that will put you in your own world.

Jacques Toochay
03-09-2011, 01:33 PM
Well somebody has got to spread some Jesus to those fucking heathens over there.

I'm in.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:40 PM
Well somebody has got to spread some Jesus to those fucking heathens over there.

I'm in.

You will be a fisher of men!

Kedd
03-09-2011, 01:44 PM
And then you die of TB.
More likely I'll catch Space Syphilis.


With the level of Tek (that is what they call it there), you are really thinking small time with pot and booze equivalents Kedd. They are going to have stuff that will put you in your own world.
I'll work my way up to it. I might be able to work as a high class hooker for a while and use the good stuff.

Kedd
03-09-2011, 01:45 PM
Well somebody has got to spread some Jesus to those fucking heathens over there.

I'm in.

I might convert and become one of your followers after I contract Space HIV. But not until after dammit.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:50 PM
More likely I'll catch Space Syphilis.


I'll work my way up to it. I might be able to work as a high class hooker for a while and use the good stuff.


They have this service called ecstacy too, and yeah, you guessed it. The females of one planets species give off pheromones that do a number on men's (and some females) senses. The are the most sought ought hookers in the tri-galactic region, known for their ability satiate any man. But don't fall in love with one. All that take them as mates die within 6 cycles. We were just not made to survive the experience long term.

WinterRose
03-09-2011, 01:57 PM
Again, I need to ask if this is one of those lovely Last Starfighter kinds of situations where someone is testing the waters hypothetically for something real. I can be packed and ready in an hour. The sooner I can get to work on finding a way to get my fiancee there with me, the sooner we can be sharing girl-creatures like these.

Jason California
03-09-2011, 01:58 PM
Again, I need to ask if this is one of those lovely Last Starfighter kinds of situations where someone is testing the waters hypothetically for something real. I can be packed and ready in an hour. The sooner I can get to work on finding a way to get my fiancee there with me, the sooner we can be sharing girl-creatures like these.


I will pm you when the time has come. Tell no one.

Jacques Toochay
03-09-2011, 02:02 PM
I might convert and become one of your followers after I contract Space HIV. But not until after dammit.

Better that than a space herpe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw).

*shudders*

chazbot
03-09-2011, 02:19 PM
What are the odds on getting eaten during this adventure?

The Zevad
03-09-2011, 02:22 PM
I'd Farscape myself to a new state of living.

Kedd
03-09-2011, 02:23 PM
What are the odds on getting eaten during this adventure?
Pretty high. Humans are chocolate to some beings on that end of the galaxy.

chazbot
03-09-2011, 02:24 PM
Pretty high. Humans are chocolate to some beings on that end of the galaxy.

Weak.
I probably taste delicious too.

Heroic Age Moe
03-09-2011, 02:25 PM
total adventure, wouldn't go home but would try to advertise the place to earth.

russw
03-09-2011, 02:26 PM
I'm game but only if this new world is free of Farscape Muppets

Heroic Age Moe
03-09-2011, 02:27 PM
this thread made me wanna read old mans war again :(

Foolish Mortal
03-09-2011, 02:28 PM
Pretty high. Humans are chocolate to some beings on that end of the galaxy.

So you'd be like those anthropomorphized M&M's? :D

R0cketFr0g
03-09-2011, 02:28 PM
Humans are chocolate to some beings on that end of the galaxy.

That's pretty racist dude.

R0cketFr0g
03-09-2011, 02:29 PM
Would I be provided with an intelligent talking space-horse to be my sidekick?

Ryudo
03-09-2011, 02:29 PM
I would try like hell to get back home to my family.

The Zevad
03-09-2011, 02:32 PM
I'm game but only if this new world is free of Farscape Muppets

So you're a self hating muppet? Oh my talking dog bendis boarder you confuse me so.

Kedd
03-09-2011, 02:35 PM
That's pretty racist dude.

would it be better if I said humans are nougat?

R0cketFr0g
03-09-2011, 02:38 PM
would it be better if I said humans are nougat?

Fluffy, velvety nougat.

jamestolliver
03-09-2011, 02:55 PM
I'd be fine getting into wacky, fun adventures, meeting new people while working my way back to girl friend and family would be enough for me. I don't need a full life of wacky adventures on another planet.

greg donovan
03-09-2011, 05:47 PM
No. It is just you.
That changes things. I voted stay but this twist would make me want to go home.

ZombieSpeedball
03-09-2011, 05:55 PM
I'll do it if it's a sexventure.

WinterRose
03-10-2011, 08:00 AM
Well if it's a farscape thing, me an my sweetie are totally gonna get us a gray chick.

BriRedfern
03-10-2011, 08:09 AM
I'm setting up shop as the only human gigilo in the quadrant.

chazbot
03-10-2011, 08:11 AM
I'd be fine getting into wacky, fun adventures, meeting new people while working my way back to girl friend and family would be enough for me. I don't need a full life of wacky adventures on another planet.

We can meet up in the Andromeda Galaxy and work our way back to Earth from there!

Chacalo
03-10-2011, 08:28 AM
Like with anything new, I'd try to have sex with it.

Then see if the RPG laws of communal property apply, by getting into someone's abode and looking for a wooden chest.

Then see if the anime laws of attraction for exotic babes (maybe with elf ears) apply for average looking guys like me. Ties with first action.

Benel Germosen
03-10-2011, 09:37 AM
I'd get their hyper-advance technology, return to Earth, and conquer the world.


Enjoy oppression.

capntightpants
03-10-2011, 09:51 AM
It seems to me that this thread has just brought out how desperate this board is for alien tail.

Bemo
03-10-2011, 10:11 AM
It seems to me that this thread has just brought out how desperate this board is for alien tail.

Well, yeah. That's the problem you get with talking to a bunch of comic nerds hanging out on a message board. We've all had so much experience with regular old human vaginas that we need something new to excite us. It's a common problem, really.

ever_seeking
03-10-2011, 10:13 AM
It would be my initial aim to get home but can't rule out that aim changing over time.

In any event, I would document the hell out of my adventures, taking full advantage of the advanced technology available.

Jason California
03-10-2011, 10:13 AM
Well, yeah. That's the problem you get with talking to a bunch of comic nerds hanging out on a message board. We've all had so much experience with regular old human vaginas that we need something new to excite us. It's a common problem, really.


Best post of the day so far.

capntightpants
03-10-2011, 10:17 AM
My alien vagina fleshlights are going to be a hit!

WinterRose
03-10-2011, 10:27 AM
My alien vagina fleshlights are going to be a hit!

Okay... my weirdness is tame compared to that. ^_^

Stranger still... while looking around for images... I saw something like that. They were marketing it as some kind of Na'vi fleshlight. Who knew they had two clits?

From a design sense, it was pretty interesting though. It did not however bring me to yellow alert.

Chunky Ink
03-10-2011, 10:46 AM
My alien vagina fleshlights are going to be a hit!
Too late! (NSFW) (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/avatar-porn-parody-packaged-with-navi-fleshlight) :lol:

capntightpants
03-10-2011, 10:52 AM
Too late! (NSFW) (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/avatar-porn-parody-packaged-with-navi-fleshlight) :lol:

But I have something special for you comic alien lovers!

*holds up fleshlights*

THIS is what Starfire's vajayjay feels like!
THIS is the vagina of a Lilandra!
THIS is what it feels to fuck a Brood Queen!
THIS is crater of MOGO!