Countries that make you nervous

[Tyr]

For some it would be the Canadians with their super niceness.

But for my money...the Belgians. You rarely hear about these guys. They're to quiet. And they make almost as many firearms as they do waffles.

So who makes your nervous?

[Jim Ritchey]

Canadians are TOO nice.

Nobody is that nice, who isn't secretly evil.

And they're perched up there, on top of us, just hanging there--like some friggin' angel of doom!

:D

[Ziggy Stardust]

More like Pigeons of Doom and youse yanks all got targets on yer heads.

Heh heh heh

[Hugin]

New Zealand. If Canada is dangerous, and Australia is the US with worse weather and more dangerous wildlife, then what does that say for Australia's Canada?

[Basque]

I always laugh when people talk about Canadians being nice. 'Cause I'm Canadian and I'm obviously an asshole.

[AndrewCrossett]

Damn Canadians, with their beer and their hockey and their sketch comedy and their single payer health care... lookin' down their noses at us, all high an' mighty, thinkin' they're better'n us.

It's the North Koreans you really have to look out for, though. So friendly and bright and cuddly on the outside, you just know there's something going on just beneath the surface. I went to a North Korean restaurant once, and my fortune cookie said "You will die by my hand. Your lucky numbers are 12 35 67."

[Personamanx]

Lichtenstein... Gotta watch out for them so they don't sneak attack us.

[Jim Ritchey]

Damn Canadians, with their beer and their hockey and their sketch comedy and their single payer health care... lookin' down their noses at us, all high an' mighty, thinkin' they're better'n us.


Don't forget--stealin' lucrative Game Show Host jobs from REAL AMERICANS--with their easy, disarming smiles, and their superior elocution (learned at state-run schools for that very purpose!). Oh--and--and...stealin' our wimmin.

[Tyr]

I always laugh when people talk about Canadians being nice. 'Cause I'm Canadian and I'm obviously an asshole.

You're FRENCH Canadian, though, being an asshole comes with the first part.


Lichtenstein... Gotta watch out for them so they don't sneak attack us.

I heard a troop of their boy scouts and a priest became quite a nuisance for the German Army back in WW II.

[sk716]

No country makes me more nervous than my own right now. I am a woman and a lesbian.

But the one that gives me the heebie jeebies is Switzerland with their damned neutrality!
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/92594/neutral_planet.jpg

[Patrick Gerard]

Wisconsin. Oh. Wait. This is still early March 2010. Forget I said anything.

[Tyr]

No country makes me more nervous than my own right now. I am a woman and a lesbian.

Could be worse though, Shel, I hear stoning is not a particular pleasant way to go.



But the one that gives me the heebie jeebies is Switzerland with their damned neutrality!
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/92594/neutral_planet.jpg

I agree, no country should ever be that organized.

[CutterMike]

Sylvania. I don't trust them; they're sneaky...

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the brave and freeeeeeeeee...!

[Shurato2099]

These guys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYmcD2HLs8A) worry the heck out of me.

[Duxdoom]

Atlantis. Them Water Lubbers Are Hiding Something.

[Benel Germosen]

I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords.

[Endy52]

Italy. Everybody's cool and rides motor scooters saying "ciao"!
Wait a minute! Izzard already said that. Okay then, I'm with Izzard!

[stealthwise]

Atlantis. Them Water Lubbers Are Hiding Something.

Nah, Atlantis is cool. It's the OTHER, lesser-known underwater cities that are going to be trouble...

[zemo]

India. Been here for about one and a half months, and they are surprisingly nationalistic. You expect that from Americans or the Chinese, but not from the Indians, somehow >_>

[McIntyre]

Lichtenstein... Gotta watch out for them so they don't sneak attack us.

Oh shit, you gotta keep an eye on Liechtenstein. One day they're gonna team up with Andorra and conquer the world. Wait and see...

[jhota]

India. Been here for about one and a half months, and they are surprisingly nationalistic. You expect that from Americans or the Chinese, but not from the Indians, somehow >_>

really? i'd expect a certain amount of pride from a country and culture with 3000 years of history.

[zemo]

Isn't it Liechtenstein, btw?

[McIntyre]

You're right. Spellcheck has betrayed me.

[stealthwise]

Luxembourg is another one to be wary of!