Artists have the best sex dreams

[Patch]

Enchanted by beautiful women painted like something between aztec goddesses, the mardi gras, and peacocks. Eyes painted on their eyelids, elaborate patterns across their breasts and buttocks. Amazing. Whatever I ate before bed last night was good.

Come to think of it though, this thread title would be less sad if the last word were left off...

[Ashwin Pande]

I dreamt of space dinosaurs eating me again.

[dasNdanger]

I once had a dream about this guy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/steve25.jpg
...he was completely naked, alone, and, erm...ya know...doing what the guys here like to do a lot... :roll: :p

I told my husband, and he took away all my late night snacks for a whole week! :(


das

[Urgur the Gurgur]

...ya know...doing what the guys here like to do a lot...

He was reading comic books?

[dasNdanger]

He was reading comic books?

Not exactly... :p


das

[Urgur the Gurgur]

Not exactly... :p


das

Oh das. Always with the masturbation. :nonono2:

[dasNdanger]

Oh das. Always with the masturbation. :nonono2:

It wasn't me! It was HIM! In my dream!



das

[ShortStack]

I had a dream that me and chris rock were making out inside and active volcano and he started crying and I was like "it's okay!...it's okay chris rock!". I don't know why but the weirdest part of that for me was that I said his full name. I mean you'd think that if I got in that situation with him then we would have been on a first name basis by then.

[A.Huerta]

I usually dream about Graffiti or fantasy/things that don't even exist. I think about that stuff way too much.

[Ashwin Pande]

The other day I had a 3 level dream inside a dream. It was weird. The only way I knew that I was actually awake was because I didn't, in reality, buy an iPad for $10.

I still think Apple was trying to incept me into buying an iPad.

[GelfXIII]

The other day I had a 3 level dream inside a dream. It was weird. The only way I knew that I was actually awake was because I didn't, in reality, buy an iPad for $10.

I still think Apple was trying to incept me into buying an iPad.

The other night I had a dream about having sex with a woman who was inside my iPad, but it was more like we were trying to have sex through the ipad, like it was a window, and we couldn't find a good position. In the end it wasn't a very satisfactory dream fuck.


And I dont even own an iPad yet, I'm waiting for the next version which I presume will include a matter-translocation protocol, hopefully not using AT&T technology. Getting a dropped call while sticking your dick through the digital glory hole would really suck.

[Black Roman]

I rarely ever have dreams of a sexual nature. And whenever I do, they are almost always about women ... go figure.

[Phantom Eagle]

@Patch: Yer gonna hafta draw us a pitchur.

Now tell us more of these painted sirens and the strange gastronomic arabesques required to invoke them. Cold pizza? Mayonnaise on pears? Celery and peanut butter? Didja hafta wrestle Shatner for the life and favor of the green-skinned one?

bombombomBOMbombomBOMbombomBOMbombomBOM

[Len Snark]

How do you know that your dreams are sexier than my dreams? Are you incepting me?

[Dr. Chaos]

You're lucky.

Most of the time in my dreams I'm doing weird shit like fighting off a hideously disfigured mutant mermaid with a white shoe.

(that actually happened)

[Heroic Age Moe]

I don't know, gimmie a little bit of porn before bed and no one is safe. :)

[Patch]

@Patch: Yer gonna hafta draw us a pitchur.

Now tell us more of these painted sirens and the strange gastronomic arabesques required to invoke them. Cold pizza? Mayonnaise on pears? Celery and peanut butter? Didja hafta wrestle Shatner for the life and favor of the green-skinned one?

bombombomBOMbombomBOMbombomBOMbombomBOM
It's faded away. --sigh-- But I don't know if anyone could have done it justice.


How do you know that your dreams are sexier than my dreams? Are you incepting me?
You're dreaming. Right now, you're dreaming.

[Spidey616]

Couldn't resist ;)

http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx160/emadhatter/Gifs/tumblr_l5ufp2C9rQ1qcj4bco1_400.gif

[Peter McLeod]

You're lucky.

Most of the time in my dreams I'm doing weird shit like fighting off a hideously disfigured mutant mermaid with a white shoe.

(that actually happened)

It actually happened or the dream actually happened?

If it's the former.... do you still have the body? I'd love to see pics! :D

[Foolish Mortal]

I had a dream that me and chris rock were making out inside and active volcano and he started crying and I was like "it's okay!...it's okay chris rock!". I don't know why but the weirdest part of that for me was that I said his full name. I mean you'd think that if I got in that situation with him then we would have been on a first name basis by then.
You should post that in your Surreal thread. :lol:

[Dr. Chaos]

It actually happened or the dream actually happened?

If it's the former.... do you still have the body? I'd love to see pics! :D
The dream actually happened. :lol: