Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters

[Dark Sasha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0&feature=player_embedded#at=453

I disagree.

[The Dean]

I haven't been 9-years old in a very, very long time.

[Jason California]

I am just glad this is not your list Sasha.

[Jim Schnobrich]

I'm having Weezernation flashbacks !

[Mister Mets]

I'm hoping this was a parody of something.

[capntightpants]

I am just glad this is not your list Sasha.

Are you glad he has different choices in hottest female Sonic characters though? Because he implies this.

[19bernardo87]

Gadget from Rescue Rangers is hotter and smarter than all of those. =P

[The Robot Lord of Tokyo]

Huh. Well......Huh.

That is a list. A very awkward and disturbing list.

[EmarAndZeb]

I didn't watch the entire video, but I'm assuming there wasn't a highlight to top the part about that one character being "the size of a human mother", right? Surely, nothing could beat that.

[CapnChaos]

No... NO... NOOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fake Pat]

fuck u innernet

[Fake Pat]

Holy shit. I just found this guy's youtube page.

I think I know his family.

[cmoney]

If I click on that link, am I going to see what I think I'm going to see?

[Stupendous Man]

I was just about to post this. the perfect combo of horrifyingly disturbing and absolutely hilarious.

This dude has a really weird fetish for long hair on cartoon characters

[Jason California]

Are you glad he has different choices in hottest female Sonic characters though? Because he implies this.


I am just glad he did not create this list in order to share it. I have not thought further than that, and I won't. My initial concern when I entered this thread was unfounded, and I will be happy with that.

[jamestolliver]

Amy Rose is the clear number 1. Number 10? Bah.

[jamestolliver]

That sounded a lot like Mo Rocca.

[shoelaceless]

As an erstwhile Sonic megafan I really want to click on this, but not in a crowded coffee shop.

[Magnum V.I.]

I...What...I don't understand?


is this a Sasha obsession? It ranks there with his Furry love.

[EmarAndZeb]

If I click on that link, am I going to see what I think I'm going to see?

You're going to see a Youtube video where some guy is counting down his "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic The Hedgehog Characters." Near as I can tell, the images in the video are just screen-grabs from the actual sonic cartoon, so I don't THINK there's any of the full horror of Rule 34 unleashed visually. The voiceover where this guy is giving his reasoning for picking/ranking these characters is just batshit, though. Technically SFW (I think), but would probably get you weird looks.

[Stupendous Man]

Yeah, watch it. It's really really funny. There's no furry porn or anything in there. It's just some wierdo

[Slewo.O]

This is terrible. :nonono2:

[ernster]

i wasn't aware that there were 10 female characters in the sonicverse. i must have blinked.

[Dark Sasha]

It sounds like Ray when he did the Comics Countdown.

[Spidey616]

A green plant girl makes the list :crazy:

[EmarAndZeb]

Having watched the entire video now... the shape of cartoon hair is a way, way bigger criteria for this dude than it should be for anyone.

[Dark Sasha]

Where the hell is Bunnie Rabbot?

[Ashwin Pande]

I don't understand why these guys just don't go and jerk off to hentai.

It's made for that. Hell, at least it has humans!

Sometimes.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

There's 10 female Sonic characters?

[Matthew Brown]

This was hilarious. Thank you, Sasha.

[shoelaceless]

Pretty funny, but mostly all I could think of was how awful the character designs got after the first Sonic Adventure.

[shoelaceless]

Where the hell is Bunnie Rabbot?

You have to give him credit for Julie Su.

[oconnellmd]

If you really want to tell the world that you've never touched a girl, you really don't need a full eight minutes to do it.

[Dark Sasha]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5474/146831-22180-bunnie-rabbot_large.jpg

[Ashwin Pande]

Again, hentai. Humans fucking humans. And sometimes demons. And sometimes giant lizard monsters with tentacle feelers.

[Dark Sasha]

Again, hentai. Humans fucking humans. And sometimes demons. And sometimes giant lizard monsters with tentacle feelers.
You turned out ok!

[Ashwin Pande]

You turned out ok!

Exactly! Sometimes though when I close my eyes I see images of tentacles and the nightmares of demons hunting me, pinning me down on the wet forest ground and growing giant penises out of their foreheads like unicorns as designed by Larry Flint aren't... fun... but at least I ain't jerking it to pictures of cartoon animals like some kind of freakshow!

[Ryudo]

Crucking Feepy.