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joshdahl
02-14-2011, 03:21 PM
Worst current Avenger?

Worst all-time Avenger?

.... in spelling.

capntightpants
02-14-2011, 03:22 PM
Whoever is on Bendis' team at the time.

Hate_Prime
02-14-2011, 03:38 PM
Hulk?

Patrick J
02-14-2011, 03:38 PM
Hank Pym.

Phantom Eagle
02-14-2011, 03:42 PM
Whoever is on Bendis' team at the time.


Hulk?


Hank Pym.

All good answers, but sorry, it's Sandman.

Kurt Russell Crowe
02-14-2011, 03:45 PM
anyone who isn't Dr.Strange?

Jason California
02-14-2011, 03:54 PM
D-Man is a bumb. he probably did not stay in school long enough to learn to read. His Avengers membership card has a X where the signature goes.

Phantom Eagle
02-14-2011, 03:56 PM
D-Man is a bumb. he probably did not stay in school long enough to learn to read. His Avengers membership card has a X where the signature goes.

i lol'd

ever_seeking
02-14-2011, 04:00 PM
Hulk fer sure.

Wouldn't think Sandman is the best speller, Gilgamesh would have been challenged I think. Hercules?

joshdahl
02-14-2011, 04:02 PM
Didn't Hawkeye graduate from Carnival High?

Is he even literate?

Plus, I think you have to average Hulk's score with Banner's.

dasNdanger
02-14-2011, 04:09 PM
Wolverine, 'cause he leaves half the friggin' letters off'a things.



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Roman Noodles
02-14-2011, 04:13 PM
Thor. All his words have weird extra vowels thrown in for no reason whatsoever.

batroc the leaper
02-14-2011, 04:15 PM
Can we make Jason California an honorary avenger, and subsequently award him this honor?

Jason California
02-14-2011, 04:26 PM
I would back this propostition.

GrandeMaestro F√ľnke
02-14-2011, 04:30 PM
Wolverine

ever_seeking
02-14-2011, 05:08 PM
Honorary Avenger with no powers...sounds like Star Trek TOS Red Shirter fer sure.

Who would you like to deliver the killing blow Jason?

dasNdanger
02-14-2011, 05:08 PM
Can we make Jason California an honorary avenger, and subsequently award him this honor?

Then we'd have to make Bendis an honorary Avenger, too...and make them arm wrestle for it.



das

Thudpucker
02-14-2011, 05:13 PM
Rage. He's a 13 year old kid.

Kefky
02-14-2011, 05:32 PM
Rage. He's a 13 year old black kid.

That's what you really wanted to say, isn't it? Go on, admit it! :no:

BriRedfern
02-14-2011, 05:35 PM
Oh my god, Thudpucker is so racist. I had no idea.

Thudpucker is so racist he makes Mitch look like an African History teacher at a state university.

Thudpucker
02-14-2011, 05:35 PM
That's what you really wanted to say, isn't it? Go on, admit it! :no:

:mistrust:

Roman Noodles
02-14-2011, 05:36 PM
Oh my god, Thudpucker is so racist. I had no idea.

Thudpucker is so racist he makes Mitch look like an African History teacher at a state university.

That's pretty freakin' racist.

Jason California
02-14-2011, 05:46 PM
If I get killed in an Avenger book I would like i to b from Ultron.

GelfXIII
02-14-2011, 05:49 PM
Iron Man, because he uses spielchuck for everything.

Spidey616
02-14-2011, 06:54 PM
Hercules 'natch :cool:

batroc the leaper
02-14-2011, 07:03 PM
Hercules 'natch :cool:

He can spell fine when he is sober. You've seen people post drunk here, that's kind of like Herc is usually.

Dreg
02-14-2011, 07:46 PM
Jarvis, with his "colours" and "theatres" and such.

MaxTraster
02-15-2011, 01:03 AM
Guys come on, its Wonder Man.

He's an actor and at one point a potential reality star.

He's the Snooki of the Avengers. No one really likes him, he turns a weird color, has bad cloths and is dumb as a rock.

Wonder Man, your worst speller Avenger.

Further any Avenger with a Doctorate/PHD is automatically eliminated on the basis that you can't read any type of Dr's writing. It isn't just MDs, its all of them.

ever_seeking
02-15-2011, 04:35 AM
Jason, do you die in an Avenger's arms or is your body just found by an Avenger?

Dave S.
02-15-2011, 06:20 AM
I would say Hawkeye.

Or Hercules. That guy can't even spell his name the right way.

Jason California
02-15-2011, 06:25 AM
I would die saving the universe on live TV. No body left after Ultron kills me for defeating his plan.

CapnChaos
02-15-2011, 07:00 AM
Wolverine. Bastard only learned to read so he could tell one kinda liquor from another.

Brother Power the Gong
02-15-2011, 07:08 AM
Wolverine. Bastard only learned to read so he could tell one kinda liquor from another.

Wolverine can distinguish liquor by smell, so spelling is even extra unnecessary for him. In other words: Hes teh best he is at wut he dos, butt wut he dos isnt verie nic.

SidekicksRevenge
02-15-2011, 07:10 AM
Thor. All his words have weird extra vowels thrown in for no reason whatsoever.


Jarvis, with his "colours" and "theatres" and such.

Yup.

The Dean
02-15-2011, 08:04 AM
Wolverine. He may get kicked out not only for being a bad speller, but he's rude in his poorly written notes he leaves Jarvis.

"Garves-

Get me more beer. The cold, wet kind.

Jimmy."

chazbot
02-15-2011, 04:13 PM
Captain Bucky. At what point exactly would he have learned to spell properly?

J. R. Scherer
02-15-2011, 04:50 PM
Wolverine

He's actually a pretty good speller, but he does put little hearts over all of his Is.

Raisor
02-15-2011, 05:02 PM
Captain Bucky. At what point exactly would he have learned to spell properly?

The soviets sent him to American college on the GI Bill.