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bert
02-12-2011, 07:03 PM
No really, I did:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51orLFoobmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

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I think my favorite parts are when the vagina starts whispering,

"FEED MEEEEEEEEE"



it's like "Little Vagina of Horrors!"


(and who'd of thought that Balent's idea of a haunted vagina from Tarot wasn't all that original???).

Benel Germosen
02-12-2011, 07:42 PM
It's been done.

http://www.the-isb.com/images/Tarot53e.jpg

DarkKnightJared
02-12-2011, 07:53 PM
I think my favorite parts are when the vagina starts whispering,

"FEED MEEEEEEEEE"



it's like "Little Vagina of Horrors!"

Eh. Tell me that the vagina starts singing "I'm a mean pink motha' from outer space," and THEN I'll be impressed.

bert
02-12-2011, 07:59 PM
(and who'd of thought that Balent's idea of a haunted vagina from Tarot wasn't all that original???).


It's been done.

http://www.the-isb.com/images/Tarot53e.jpg

Um. . yeah. . that's why I noted it in my original post!

(this film is from 2003).

cassierules
02-12-2011, 08:06 PM
isn't there an older, crappier version of virtually the same movie called "teeth?"

bert
02-12-2011, 08:51 PM
isn't there an older, crappier version of virtually the same movie called "teeth?"

no, "teeth" is more recent (2008 I believe).

this Vagina doesnt chew off penises tho. . this vagina talks (spooky sounding "feeeeed meeeeee") and then sucks people in whole (off camera, of course) -- only leaving thier clothes behind.

it truly is an astounding film :p

FanboyStranger
02-12-2011, 08:58 PM
Aren't all romantic comedies on some level about a haunted vagina?

Chris Jones
02-12-2011, 10:53 PM
It's funny, I just saw a movie myself that involved a lot of vagina insanity, called Gozu. It was pretty okay for the most part, but the last five minutes or so...sort of defy description.

Cam63
02-13-2011, 02:18 AM
I can't wait for the Bollywood version.

Hybrid2
02-13-2011, 05:57 AM
I saw a review of a movie where it was singing.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/10/chatterbox.aspx

KJ!
02-13-2011, 06:34 AM
Didn't Troma also do one back in the 80's?

KJ!
02-13-2011, 06:34 AM
It's been done.

http://www.the-isb.com/images/Tarot53e.jpg

That one never fails to make me smile.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ESCAPE FROM YOUR OWN VAGINA?

AndrewCrossett
02-13-2011, 07:05 AM
http://www.aeolia.net/samanthabrown.jpg

"Guys, can I have my vagina back as soon as you finish the exorcism? I really need to pee."

zemo
02-13-2011, 07:06 AM
I would have thought for a man as gay as you are ALL vaginas are haunted, bert >_>

cassierules
02-13-2011, 08:15 AM
no, "teeth" is more recent (2008 I believe).

this Vagina doesnt chew off penises tho. . this vagina talks (spooky sounding "feeeeed meeeeee") and then sucks people in whole (off camera, of course) -- only leaving thier clothes behind.

it truly is an astounding film :p

seriously? cool.

I can't wait for the "haunted penis" movie...

The Xenos
02-13-2011, 10:10 AM
I saw a review of a movie where it was singing.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/10/chatterbox.aspx

Heaven help me, I thought of that. I've seen his reviews. He also did another similar film after this, which might have been an out and out porno.

CutterMike
02-13-2011, 10:40 AM
It's been done.

http://www.the-isb.com/images/Tarot53e.jpg

You know, I'm not a writer -- but I have to say that the point where one decides that stealing the plot device of a haunted vagina sounds like a good idea... ? That should probably be the point where one declares artistic bankruptcy.

...Unless, of course, one has something new and insightful to say about haunted vaginas. Otherwise, I'm thinking "Give it up."

Corrina
02-13-2011, 11:04 AM
I think the idea/concept of a man-eating woman has been around a long time in some form or another.

Men seem all worried, subconsciously at least, about being consumed by the vagina.

Not all men, certainly, but there are enough stories and myths that it seems to be a fairly common thing in the history of our civilization.

I don't get it. To me, the vagina has some serious downsides, especially the whole monthly bloodletting thing. :)

KJ!
02-13-2011, 11:14 AM
I think the idea/concept of a man-eating woman has been around a long time in some form or another.

Men seem all worried, subconsciously at least, about being consumed by the vagina.

Not all men, certainly, but there are enough stories and myths that it seems to be a fairly common thing in the history of our civilization.

I don't get it. To me, the vagina has some serious downsides, especially the whole monthly bloodletting thing. :)

Well, it is our entry to the world, and to active life.

Patrick Gerard
02-13-2011, 11:39 AM
You know, I'm not a writer -- but I have to say that the point where one decides that stealing the plot device of a haunted vagina sounds like a good idea... ? That should probably be the point where one declares artistic bankruptcy.

...Unless, of course, one has something new and insightful to say about haunted vaginas. Otherwise, I'm thinking "Give it up."

I'm very amused that's what you think when the idea of a novel haunted vagina crosses your mind.

"Give it up", indeed. ;-)

Tobias M
02-13-2011, 02:16 PM
It's funny, I just saw a movie myself that involved a lot of vagina insanity, called Gozu. It was pretty okay for the most part, but the last five minutes or so...sort of defy description.

That was exactly what I thought of first.

I love the bit with the tall American girl speaking Japanese haltingly and then the camera spins around to show us the cue-card she's been reading.

bert
02-13-2011, 03:17 PM
seriously? cool.

I can't wait for the "haunted penis" movie...

while not "haunted" , penises do get some play in this film too -- the one guy who is a main character is getting a blowjob on the beach (not by haunted vagina woman, but by a criminal lady he hooks up with).

but he's been drinking and passes out,so in disgust, the woman just gets up and leaves -- leaving him on the beach all afternoon with his pee-pee out.

yep. . sunburned cock.

and they play it for some laughs, including her buying him yogurt to dip it into to help stop the burning :)