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Keith P.
02-11-2011, 11:38 AM
I don't know who the guy on the left is, what this picture is about, or what is going on, but I just KNOW he's a smarmy douchebag.

He has douchebag hair, I can spot it a mile away.

Does this make me a bad person.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2631/39643344.jpg

dasNdanger
02-11-2011, 11:41 AM
Maybe if he smiled more...

;)



das

FanboyStranger
02-11-2011, 11:45 AM
That does look like a text book example of douchebag hair. You can almost see him at the prep school he must have attended.

Treacle
02-11-2011, 11:48 AM
What in the world is he demonstrating with his hand like that?

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 11:50 AM
What in the world is he demonstrating with his hand like that?

"What if I just kind of graze her with my forearm, is that still 'domestic violence' or whatever?"

Cam63
02-11-2011, 12:04 PM
What in the world is he demonstrating with his hand like that?

If he'd succeeded with his Karate Kid audition, this is the move he'd lead with during the climatic spar fight.

Hugin
02-11-2011, 12:06 PM
What in the world is he demonstrating with his hand like that?That's not a cop in front of him, it's one of his...employees in costume. And he's not been getting his cut of the profits.

RobStaeger
02-11-2011, 12:08 PM
"This is how a ninja burps a baby. One hand always on alert!"

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 12:08 PM
I think it's the quirked eyebrows and the pout that's trying to hide a smirk, his lower lids are pushed up like someone who's fighting a smile.

FanboyStranger
02-11-2011, 12:17 PM
What in the world is he demonstrating with his hand like that?

I think he was trying to call a time out, but then got lost in the police officer's eyes.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 12:18 PM
He's not looking up at the cop's eyes. He's looking at his nose.

Cam63
02-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Or maybe a second later, he unzipped his disguise and belted out a kickarse live performance of " Telephone. "

Lester C.
02-11-2011, 12:25 PM
I don't know who the guy on the left is, what this picture is about, or what is going on, but I just KNOW he's a smarmy douchebag.

He has douchebag hair, I can spot it a mile away.

Does this make me a bad person.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2631/39643344.jpg

Making a judgment call about someone because of their hair is like making a judgment call based on their skin color, it based on generalizations and inductive reasoning rather than deductive logic.

shrike
02-11-2011, 12:26 PM
Not a bad person, everyone does it.

Someone, somewhere, thinks you are an utter douche too.


(Not saying that as an insult, merely pointing out that someone in this world has made an unkind judgment about you. It happens all the time.)

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 12:27 PM
Making a judgment call about someone because of their hair is like making a judgment call based on their skin color, it based on generalizations and inductive reasoning rather than deductive logic.

No.

Hair style is a choice.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 12:28 PM
Not a bad person, everyone does it.

Someone, somewhere, thinks you are an utter douche too.


(Not saying that as an insult, merely pointing out that someone in this world has made an unkind judgment about you. It happens all the time.)

No. Much like a Saint, I radiate an aura of pure holiness.

/turns undead.

Lester C.
02-11-2011, 12:28 PM
Or maybe a second later, he unzipped his disguise and belted out a kickarse live performance of " Telephone. "

I hate we live in a world where I know what that song references too despite never having taken an interest in the performer. It's amazing how much pop culture is forced down our throats.

Lester C.
02-11-2011, 12:32 PM
No.

Hair style is a choice.

A person is very limited to what he or she can do with his hair, much of it predetermined by genetics like skin color. For example unless I wear a wig I can never affect the style displayed in the picture but am perfectly capable of being a douche bag. In other words I don't think hair can be reliably used to determine one's personality traits. Economic background maybe but not one's personality.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 12:36 PM
A person is very limited to what he or she can do with his hair, much of it predetermined by genetics like skin color. For example unless I wear a wig I can never affect the style displayed in the picture but am perfectly capable of being a douche bag. In other words I don't think hair can be reliably used to determine one's personality traits. Economic background maybe but not one's personality.




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t5bL8WNsq1c/S8uE7publyI/AAAAAAAAABY/UHV24RFwGGg/s1600/Douchebag.png

Lester C.
02-11-2011, 12:38 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t5bL8WNsq1c/S8uE7publyI/AAAAAAAAABY/UHV24RFwGGg/s1600/Douchebag.png

I see a good looking young kid smiling with his girlfriend. And it looks like its a kind smile at that. Ofcouse I'm being judgmental too but in the opposite direction but still at least I'm not demonetizing him based on his appearance.

dasNdanger
02-11-2011, 12:39 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t5bL8WNsq1c/S8uE7publyI/AAAAAAAAABY/UHV24RFwGGg/s1600/Douchebag.png

That's a plastic lifesize model of GI Joe, right? Because lately I've been thinking things are true when they're not...so I just wanna make sure that isn't a real guy before I say how damn creepy he looks.



das

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 12:44 PM
No.

Hair style is a choice.

:rofl:


I :heart: you.

DungeonMasterJim
02-11-2011, 12:48 PM
Um,... the guy on the left in the picture I see is just sitting there in a suit and tie. Have his black eyebrows and gray hair set you off?

DM Jim :razz:

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 12:59 PM
I see a good looking young kid smiling with his girlfriend. And it looks like its a kind smile at that. Ofcouse I'm being judgmental too but in the opposite direction but still at least I'm not demonetizing him based on his appearance.

*sigh*

Treacle, save me.

Treacle
02-11-2011, 01:01 PM
So I'm the only person who thought it looked like a fisting demonstration, huh?

FanboyStranger
02-11-2011, 01:02 PM
I see a good looking young kid smiling with his girlfriend. And it looks like its a kind smile at that. Ofcouse I'm being judgmental too but in the opposite direction but still at least I'm not demonetizing him based on his appearance.

Really? Because I can almost smell the Wildwood, NJ boardwalk when I look at that picture.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:03 PM
That's a plastic lifesize model of GI Joe, right? Because lately I've been thinking things are true when they're not...so I just wanna make sure that isn't a real guy before I say how damn creepy he looks.



das

It's because he's a douchebag.

You can feel it, his last name is probably Massengill.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:03 PM
Yeah, his hair is stupid and he shouldn't tan so much, maybe.

But he looks like a nice guy who likes the girl he's hugging.

I dunno if that makes him a douchebag.


Really? Because I can almost smell the Wildwood, NJ boardwalk when I look at that picture.

Now, this is just fucking racist.

"Those Italian guys from that part of the country, they're all gross."

Disgusting.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:05 PM
Now I know why I associate that haircut with douchebagginess.


http://blogs.westword.com/demver/tucker.jpg

Jason California
02-11-2011, 01:05 PM
That cop should smack him.

FanboyStranger
02-11-2011, 01:10 PM
Now, this is just fucking racist.

"Those Italian guys from that part of the country, they're all gross."

Disgusting.

Having had to grow up around them, I can confirm they're all gross.

Good food, though.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:12 PM
Woooooow

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 01:18 PM
Man, now this is going to turn into a thread on whether or not it's okay to hate on trashy Italians.

I hate you guys.

BriRedfern
02-11-2011, 01:18 PM
:lol:

Corrina
02-11-2011, 01:20 PM
Man, now this is going to turn into a thread on whether or not it's okay to hate on trashy Italians.

I hate you guys.

What he said.

Why don't you all go mellow out or go to a movie or party or watch videos or have sex or whatever people do when they have a weekend.

Go do that. :)

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:26 PM
Man, now this is going to turn into a thread on whether or not it's okay to hate on trashy Italians.

I hate you guys.


What he said.

Why don't you all go mellow out or go to a movie or party or watch videos or have sex or whatever people do when they have a weekend.

Go do that. :)

(Emphases mine)

Is this really okay?

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:28 PM
Racial Discrimination is wrong.


Douchebagism crosses all racial barriers. It can be found amongst every class, race, creed and religion.

The scourge of douchebagism has no bounds.

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 01:30 PM
Racial Discrimination is wrong.


Douchebagism crosses all racial barriers. It can be found amongst every class, race, creed and religion.

The scourge of douchebagism has no bounds.

I was about to say, I shouldn't have to explain that all people of the earth have the equal potential for trashiness.

I'm going to stop now before the joke gets explained into rubble.

c. page
02-11-2011, 01:30 PM
So I'm the only person who thought it looked like a fisting demonstration, huh?

Well, if I didn't see it before, I certainly do now.

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 01:32 PM
Well, if I didn't see it before, I certainly do now.

COP: "The whole thing?!"

GUY: "Well, let me explain..."

c. page
02-11-2011, 01:34 PM
COP: "The whole thing?!"

GUY: "Well, let me explain..."

That cop turned someone into his own personal muppet later that night.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:34 PM
I was about to say, I shouldn't have to explain that all people of the earth have the equal potential for trashiness.

I'm going to stop now before the joke gets explained into rubble.

Just some groups have more of a tendency than others.

:shifty:


What, what did I say?

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 01:35 PM
I'll never look at the Muppets the same way again. :lol:

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 01:37 PM
That cop turned someone into his own personal muppet later that night.

"Honey, I pulled this guy over for a parking ticket today, but I let him off because he told me about...I mean, look, just let me try something, okay?"

UP NEXT: Tragedy Strikes!

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:40 PM
Racial Discrimination is wrong.

Douchebagism crosses all racial barriers. It can be found amongst every class, race, creed and religion.

The scourge of douchebagism has no bounds.

You're absolutely right.

But when we start bringing Wildwood up, going "sorry they're all trash but, hey, great food", etc., a line has been crossed.

FanboyStranger
02-11-2011, 01:51 PM
You're absolutely right.

But when we start bringing Wildwood up, going "sorry they're all trash but, hey, great food", etc., a line has been crossed.

You're right. I was out of line with that.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:52 PM
Thank you.

I really appreciate that.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:54 PM
What is Wildwood?

It conjures images of elves, dancing feyly through a luminescent and pristine forest, gaily frolicking in arboreal beauty.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:55 PM
It's a shore town in New Jersey with a strong Italian-American population.

dasNdanger
02-11-2011, 01:56 PM
What is Wildwood?

It conjures images of elves, dancing feyly through a luminescent and pristine forest, gaily frolicking in arboreal beauty.

YOu would hate Wildwood. It's neighbor, Cape Gay...however... :heybaby:


das

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 01:57 PM
I liked Wildwood. I mean, not much you can do with dancing eunuchs, but they were very helpful.

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 01:58 PM
Okay yes never discriminate all men are equal here's a hankie yadda yadda yadda can we PLEASE get back to fisting?

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:58 PM
It's a shore town in New Jersey with a strong Italian-American population.

Oh I get it now.

http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/animal_finder/GuineaFowls.jpg

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 01:59 PM
Bwah?

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 01:59 PM
Bwah?

Someone will eventually figure it out.


And you are gonna be sooooo mad!

:twisted:

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 02:00 PM
Why, is it racist?

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Oh, and as a gay man who grew up in rural Indiana, whose mother's family are Polish Jews, and whose father's are Irish Catholics.

Fuck y'all, I reserve the right to mock everybody.

:)

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Okay yes never discriminate all men are equal here's a hankie yadda yadda yadda can we PLEASE get back to fisting?

This is what I am always telling people, but they don't listen to me.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Bwah?


Not overtly.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Oh, and as a gay man who grew up in rural Indiana, whose mother's family are Polish Jews, and whose father's are Irish Catholics.

Fuck y'all, I reserve the right to mock everybody.

:)

Dunno if that's accurate.

Treacle
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Someone will eventually figure it out.


And you are gonna be sooooo mad!

:twisted:

That's like a vintage slur isn't it?

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:02 PM
Oh, and as a gay man who grew up in rural Indiana, whose mother's family are Polish Jews, and whose father's are Irish Catholics.

Fuck y'all, I reserve the right to mock everybody.

:)

Wow. This explains so much.


Also, I'm pretty sure you can kick my ass so I'll shut up now.

dasNdanger
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Why, is it racist?

Guinea hens.



das

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
What the hell is a "guinea hen"?

And everybody please stop being racist.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Okay yes never discriminate all men are equal here's a hankie yadda yadda yadda can we PLEASE get back to fisting?
It's always time for fisting.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:04 PM
Heh. I got it, but I won't stir the pot.



I'll just say that I love Italians. Jersey Shore nonewithstanding.

dasNdanger
02-11-2011, 02:05 PM
What the hell is a "guinea hen"?

And everybody please stop being racist.

Those birds. They're called Guinea hens or Guinea fowl. They like to eat deer ticks.



das

Jason California
02-11-2011, 02:05 PM
What the hell is a "guinea hen"?

And everybody please stop being racist.


I assume it is a female eyetalion.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 02:06 PM
Jersey ShoreTruly an amazing example of American diversity.

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 02:07 PM
Please don't.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:08 PM
I no more compare Italians to Jersey Shore than I compare dogs to kangaroos.

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 02:08 PM
This is what I am always telling people, but they don't listen to me.

I got the weirdest image of you and somebody else having sex from that sentence.

"Have you heard about the plight in Ghana?"

"Man, you took your hand out of my ass for THAT?!"

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:09 PM
I got the weirdest image of you and somebody else having sex from that sentence.

"Have you heard about the plight in Ghana?"

"Man, you took your hand out of my ass for THAT?!"

:rofl:




Also, I'm a FISTER, not a FISTEE ... just for the record. ;)

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:10 PM
Wow. This explains so much.


Also, I'm pretty sure you can kick my ass so I'll shut up now.


Are you making fun of my nose?

Anti-semite!

Or the fact that I'm both a alcoholic slut and cheap?

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:11 PM
I assume it is a female eyetalion.

I :heart: you.

Your my favorite Mexican that I have not had sex with.

Jason California
02-11-2011, 02:12 PM
Are you making fun of my nose?

Anti-semite!

Or the fact that I'm both a alcoholic slut and cheap?


If I go to the Houston area I want to hang out with you Keith. It would be loads of fun.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:12 PM
Are you making fun of my nose?

Anti-semite!

Or the fact that I'm both a alcoholic slut and cheap?

Hey, Jewish people are more than okay in my book. (MORE than okay. :heybaby:)






Also, you're not cheap ... you're just ... frugal. :shifty:

Kedd
02-11-2011, 02:13 PM
Hey guys, I know there's a photo thread but I just wanted share this picture of me. I'm the guy on the left. what do you think?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2631/39643344.jpg

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:13 PM
If I go to the Houston area I want to hang out with you Keith. It would be loads of fun.

I don't live in Houston, I'm in Dallas.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:13 PM
I'll probably be moving to Houston by year's end ... but that's neither here nor there.

Treacle
02-11-2011, 02:15 PM
Hey guys, I know there's a photo thread but I just wanted share this picture of me. I'm the guy on the left. what do you think?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2631/39643344.jpg

I call shenanigans.

Everyone knows you're a ginger.

Jason California
02-11-2011, 02:16 PM
I don't live in Houston, I'm in Dallas.


Then when I am in the Dallas area.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:17 PM
I don't live in Houston, I'm in Dallas.

You're so much fun, you need to be several cities away just to contain oneself.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:17 PM
Omfg shit just got real yo!

Kedd
02-11-2011, 02:20 PM
I call shenanigans.

Everyone knows you're a ginger.
:shifty:

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:21 PM
It's still okay to discriminate against Gingers, right?




Oh, and Canadians. Always Canadians.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:22 PM
So anyway....lets have a betting pool about how likely it is If Johnny C and I hang out, there will be drunkeness, followed by a very hung over next day where we don't make eye contact, and both claim we don't remember anything from the night before.

Jason California
02-11-2011, 02:22 PM
Hey Keith, I am thinking about getting a new tattoo this summer.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:23 PM
So anyway....lets have a betting pool about how likely it is If Johnny C and I hang out, there will be drunkeness, followed by a very hung over next day where we don't make eye contact, and both claim we don't remember anything from the night before.

So YOU'RE his gay sushi date.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:23 PM
It's still okay to discriminate against Gingers, right?




Oh, and Canadians. Always Canadians.

And Eskimos. Or as I like to refer to them as "Snow Negros".

Fuck them and their scrimshaw and their 200 words for snow.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 02:25 PM
It's still okay to discriminate against Gingers, right?




Oh, and Canadians. Always Canadians.You're just sore because that lumberjack bent you over his log.

Kedd
02-11-2011, 02:26 PM
So anyway....lets have a betting pool about how likely it is If Johnny C and I hang out, there will be drunkeness, followed by a very hung over next day where we don't make eye contact, and both claim we don't remember anything from the night before.
Johnny C: Hey...that sure was a wild night...never had a night like that before...
*Keith sips his coffee and blinks*
johnny C: yeah...um...listen...I..uhhh
*keith presses his giner to johnny's lips*
Keith Shush now...just let me...enjoy you...
*Johnny C starts to cry*
Fade out.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:26 PM
And Eskimos. Or as I like to refer to them as "Snow Negros".

Fuck them and their scrimshaw and their 200 words for snow.

Oh shit.

http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/35/patf03_MamaOdie.jpg

"Dis gon' be GOOOOOOD!"

Jason California
02-11-2011, 02:26 PM
Do you mean Jason C Keith?

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:27 PM
You're just sore because that lumberjack bent you over his log.


I should have known he was Canadian from the maple smell!

Chris Jones
02-11-2011, 02:28 PM
And Eskimos. Or as I like to refer to them as "Snow Negros".

Fuck them and their scrimshaw and their 200 words for snow.

How insensitive!

"Snow African-Arctics" is the proper term, you cad.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 02:28 PM
I should have known he was Canadian from the maple smell!Sometimes Amish smell like that, too, so you never know.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:29 PM
Sometimes Amish smell like that, too, so you never know.

He did have a beard, and we did raise a barn afterwards.

Reverend Smooth
02-11-2011, 02:30 PM
He did have a beard, and we did raise a barn afterwards.

I am not surprised that you are good at handling that much wood. :3

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:32 PM
I am not surprised that you are good at handling that much wood. :3

I used to beat people with bats for a living.

Keith P.
02-11-2011, 02:34 PM
Johnny C: Hey...that sure was a wild night...never had a night like that before...
*Keith sips his coffee and blinks*
johnny C: yeah...um...listen...I..uhhh
*keith presses his giner to johnny's lips*
Keith Shush now...just let me...enjoy you...
*Johnny C starts to cry*
Fade out.



I don't have a 'giner.

Greg S
02-11-2011, 02:36 PM
So I'm the only person who thought it looked like a fisting demonstration, huh?

Nope. Me too.

Roman Noodles
02-11-2011, 02:36 PM
:lol:

Greg S
02-11-2011, 02:40 PM
Oh, and as a gay man who grew up in rural Indiana, whose mother's family are Polish Jews, and whose father's are Irish Catholics.

Fuck y'all, I reserve the right to mock everybody.

:)

Yeah, and some of my best friends are...

Ravenwing263
02-11-2011, 02:59 PM
I can't hate Italian people, I eat Pizza!

:)

Flamebird
02-11-2011, 03:13 PM
So anyway....lets have a betting pool about how likely it is If Johnny C and I hang out, there will be drunkeness, followed by a very hung over next day where we don't make eye contact, and both claim we don't remember anything from the night before.

That's okay, I'm sure one of you will post pictures before you sober up.

c. page
02-11-2011, 04:10 PM
If I go to the Houston area I want to hang out with you Keith. It would be loads of fun.

Operative word there?


Hey guys, I know there's a photo thread but I just wanted share this picture of me. I'm the guy on the left. what do you think?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2631/39643344.jpg

You're a ginger with a beard. And possibly a detective.

Jason California
02-11-2011, 04:21 PM
I was wondering who would play with my word usage. I set these up so that you guys can knock them out.

Endy52
02-11-2011, 04:41 PM
Speaking of douche and Canadians ...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/13/fragrant_wal_mart_offer/

"They breed 'em tough in Canada, and no messing ..." :o

Kedd
02-13-2011, 11:13 AM
I don't have a 'giner.

That was one hell of a typo. Should have said "Finger"

Patrick Gerard
02-13-2011, 11:31 AM
Now I know why I associate that haircut with douchebagginess.


http://blogs.westword.com/demver/tucker.jpg

You know how Jimmy Olsen used to have a fanclub that dressed like him?

There was the skinny one with glasses, the fat one, all funhouse mirror reflections of Jimmy Olsen?

I always figured Carlson was the token Republican one who somehow escaped to Earth-Prime.