Geico caveman sought as witness in Iowa City arson case

[bartleby]

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Sketch-of-Iowa-City-Fire-Witness-Released-115134404.html

[Marcdachamp]

In his defense, Geico's been pushing him towards this for a long time, now.

[Nelson]

An obvious frame job. That gecko is a clever little bastard.

[The Dean]

Fire. So easy a caveman can do it.

Fleeing the scene of a crime undetected, well, apparently a caveman can't do it.

[DaveCummings]

In his defense, Geico's been pushing him towards this for a long time, now.

It's a conspiracy!! The old man in the Geico commercials where he's talking to the gecko also is appears in commercials for the law firm, Keller & Keller, prompting people to sue insurance companies, to "let the insurance companies know that YOU mean business!"

[CapnChaos]

First they insult him, then they cancel his show and now THIS? Well, cue the Royksopp! Someone's about to get indignant all up in this bitch.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Sounds like he might need a good lawyer.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b386/cjgiannini/unfrozen_caveman_lawyer.jpg

[Kedd]

Poor guy. That damn gecko is ruining his like.

[Kedd]

Alternate: Arson, so easy even a cave man can do it.

[Stupendous Man]

Well he did invent fire. It's kind of his thing.

[chess]

That is an awesome find. Ha!

"I'm just a caveman..."