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GrandeMaestro Fünke
01-28-2011, 11:19 AM
Your nominees for the poster of 2010 are:

Raydawggie!

HOOKS!

Ben!

TIP!

Jason California!

Cth!

Taxman!

Magnum V.I.!

TheTravis!

Kedd!

Ray G.
01-28-2011, 11:20 AM
Damn, some tough competition this year. :D

Roman Noodles
01-28-2011, 11:21 AM
... hmmmmm. This will take some thought.

Ben
01-28-2011, 11:26 AM
How the hell did I get nominated for this?

Jason California
01-28-2011, 11:27 AM
I love them all, but I think I am going with HOOKS.

GrandeMaestro Fünke
01-28-2011, 11:27 AM
How the hell did I get nominated for this?

You got the third most votes to be nominated after Jason and Ray.

Roman Noodles
01-28-2011, 11:28 AM
How the hell did I get nominated for this?

I imagine it was because all the blowjobs.

Jason California
01-28-2011, 11:28 AM
How the hell did I get nominated for this?


You so Kray-zee Ben!

Kedd
01-28-2011, 11:28 AM
How the hell did I get nominated for this?
Cuz' you so Cray-Zay!

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 11:28 AM
I love them all, but I think I am going with HOOKS.

Which means all votes for you cancel out and go to me. Awesome! :D

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 11:29 AM
You so Kray-zee Ben!


Cuz' you so Cray-Zay!

That was some Kray-Zay shit right there.

Jason California
01-28-2011, 11:29 AM
Cuz' you so Cray-Zay!


We were vibing there!

Ryudo
01-28-2011, 11:35 AM
I voted for Hooks because he is awesomely awesome.

Magnum V.I.
01-28-2011, 11:35 AM
How the fuck am I on this list? :lol: I'm not even funny!

Ben
01-28-2011, 11:39 AM
I hate everyone who votes for me for this award.
I hate everyone who votes for me for this award.
I hate everyone who votes for me for this award.That seems like a strange thing for you three to say, but hey, it's a free country!

Personally, I'd be very grateful to anyone who voted for me.

Ben
01-28-2011, 11:42 AM
I hate everyone who votes for me for this award.You too? Man, what is going on?!

Kedd
01-28-2011, 11:43 AM
How the fuck am I on this list? :lol: I'm not even funny!
They weren't sure which name I wanted be known by so they put them both down.

Kedd
01-28-2011, 11:44 AM
It seems like Ben is the only person who would appreciate a vote. the rest of these guys seem to hate adoration.

Jason California
01-28-2011, 11:45 AM
It seems like Ben is the only person who would appreciate a vote. the rest of these guys seem to hate adoration.


Does that go doubly so for you, since you are on the ballot twice?

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 11:48 AM
I've been on the ballot every year I've been here and haven't won, so I don't expect to win this year.

That said...

FREE COMICS FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD WHO VOTES FOR ME.

Vote HOOKS. Your cuntry depends on it.

Ryudo
01-28-2011, 11:51 AM
I read your posts, and all I see is


Cyclops Optimus Prime Cyclops Optimus Prime

Cyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus Prime. Cyclops Optimus Prime.

Cyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus PrimeCyclops Optimus Prime!

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 11:51 AM
I read your posts, and all I see is

That's pretty much how my brain works.

chazbot
01-28-2011, 11:52 AM
Damn, that's a tough one.

Ryudo
01-28-2011, 11:55 AM
That's pretty much how my brain works.

The Secret of Business Success!

Kedd
01-28-2011, 12:20 PM
Vote HOOKS. Your cuntry depends on it.
Does it now?

Roman Noodles
01-28-2011, 12:26 PM
I read your posts, and all I see is

Hahahaha.

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 12:46 PM
Does it now?

I said it how I meant it.

John Drake
01-28-2011, 01:16 PM
Ray

HOOKS
01-28-2011, 01:23 PM
How the fuck am I on this list? :lol: I'm not even funny!

You're the Mike Gravel of the Bendis Board.

Magnum V.I.
01-28-2011, 01:38 PM
You're the Mike Gravel of the Bendis Board.

I wish I knew who that was. I know who Mike Detective is!

Jason California
01-28-2011, 01:45 PM
I wish I knew who that was. I know who Mike Detective is!


http://www.mikegravel.us/

The Doctor
01-28-2011, 05:00 PM
Ray

TheTravis!
01-28-2011, 06:08 PM
If I win, I'll replace my Lady BendGa sig with the award.

So, depending on how you feel about my sig...

Pat Loika
01-28-2011, 06:09 PM
I voted!

TheTravis!
01-28-2011, 06:09 PM
For reals, I'm pretty flattered to even be up on this list. All these fellas are top shelf.

Except for Ben. Fuck that guy. :)

Magnum V.I.
01-28-2011, 06:22 PM
I already cast my vote. Therefore, let me say my piece.


Fuck mattguy in his butt.

Jason California
01-28-2011, 06:24 PM
Looks like this is going to be a real nail biter. I expect Magnum to make a last min come from behind, and win this.

Magnum V.I.
01-28-2011, 06:38 PM
Looks like this is going to be a real nail biter. I expect Magnum to make a last min come from behind, and win this.

I deserve 0 votes and I hope I get 0 votes.


:lol: I couldn't even tell you who even nominated me for this. I won best new poster like 3 years ago, that was good enough for me.


Suck on that Hock!!!

TheTravis!
01-28-2011, 06:39 PM
Looks like this is going to be a real nail biter. I expect Magnum to make a last min come from behind, and win this.

"Making a last minute come from behind" really sounds like the conclusion to a suspensful gay porn.

Jason California
01-28-2011, 06:42 PM
I deserve 0 votes and I hope I get 0 votes.


:lol: I couldn't even tell you who even nominated me for this. I won best new poster like 3 years ago, that was good enough for me.


Suck on that Hock!!!

I helped you out y not voting for you


"Making a last minute come from behind" really sounds like the conclusion to a suspensful gay porn.


And we have an all star cast here for it.

Magnum V.I.
01-28-2011, 06:56 PM
"Making a last minute come from behind" really sounds like the conclusion to a suspensful gay porn.

That's what me and mattguy called our home "movie" we made together.

GrandeMaestro Fünke
01-28-2011, 08:30 PM
I went with Taxy. He deserves some recognition. I love all these guys though.

TheTravis!
01-29-2011, 12:02 PM
If it comes down to a tie between Ray and Jason, I vote they settle it through kickboxing.

Jason California
01-29-2011, 12:09 PM
If it comes down to a tie between Ray and Jason, I vote they settle it through kickboxing.


you get to ref.

Jason California
01-29-2011, 12:37 PM
I want to wrestle Travis if we have a tie.

Roman Noodles
01-29-2011, 12:47 PM
Ugh. Tough call. I went with Ray.

TheTravis!
01-29-2011, 01:04 PM
I want to wrestle Travis if we have a tie.

I want to wrestle you even if we DON'T tie.

(And by "wrestle", I mean "hug". A sexy, sexy hug.)

Jason California
01-29-2011, 01:10 PM
I want to wrestle you even if we DON'T tie.

(And by "wrestle", I mean "hug". A sexy, sexy hug.)

Can you feel the love in here people?

Caley Tibbittz
01-29-2011, 01:33 PM
I voted for Ben, in spite of Poop Office.

HOOKS
01-29-2011, 04:11 PM
Can you feel the love in here people?

I know I'M wet.

RoloTomassi
01-29-2011, 04:30 PM
I hereby demand, on behalf of HOOKS and myself, a Cycloptimus Prime ongoing series.

That being said, I vote for TheTravis. Only because I kinda wanna rub my face and/or genitals in his beard. Same reason I wrote in for Jim James in the last November election.

Jason California
01-30-2011, 11:39 AM
I am trying to think up some controversy I can create to drum up interest.

Cth
01-31-2011, 06:19 AM
I hereby demand, on behalf of HOOKS and myself, a Cycloptimus Prime ongoing series.

That being said, I vote for TheTravis. Only because I kinda wanna rub my face and/or genitals in his beard. Same reason I wrote in for Jim James in the last November election.

http://newcomicreviews.com/bendisboard/shavetravis.jpg

thatguyfromsyracuse
01-31-2011, 06:22 AM
I voted for Travis. Because he took my virginity.

Jason California
01-31-2011, 06:52 AM
I voted for Travis. Because he took my virginity.

Cherish that memory. He is a real special guy.

Mylazycat
01-31-2011, 06:54 AM
Poor Magnum V.I. :cry:

Jason California
01-31-2011, 08:27 AM
Poor Magnum V.I. :cry:


Turn that frown upside down! This is exactly what he wants!:)

HOOKS
01-31-2011, 09:10 AM
I'm assuming that I really have 21 votes because Jason said he was voting for me, therefore all of his 17 votes get folded into my own.

Sort of like John Edwards endorsing Barack Obama.

BriRedfern
01-31-2011, 09:49 AM
Jason. Because I like to back a winner.

Jason California
01-31-2011, 09:55 AM
Jason. Because I like to back a winner.


I am hoping I would get your vote even if I was in last place.

BriRedfern
01-31-2011, 11:40 AM
I am hoping I would get your vote even if I was in last place.

Hope is such an important thing to have.

That and sex. Because without hope or sex a man is really and truly lost.


If you were in last place, that would mean that you were tied with Magnum, and I would not want to ruin your chances of shooting for the moon. I would hate to think I ruined an otherwise excellent plan.

Jason California
01-31-2011, 12:27 PM
Hope is such an important thing to have.

That and sex. Because without hope or sex a man is really and truly lost.


If you were in last place, that would mean that you were tied with Magnum, and I would not want to ruin your chances of shooting for the moon. I would hate to think I ruined an otherwise excellent plan.


You are a smart man Redfern.

Jason California
02-01-2011, 09:13 AM
Puff Daddy's Vote or Die campaign sure was silly, wasn't it?

http://blogs.cornell.edu/alexcain/files/2009/03/vote_or_die2.jpg

Ben
02-01-2011, 09:20 AM
Did I win yet?

Jason California
02-01-2011, 11:03 AM
You are almost there Ben. Just a little further to go.

Matthew Brown
02-01-2011, 11:12 AM
Wait, the winner isn't going to be white!

I'm going to get a bunch of my moron friends together and protest JayCal because of taxes or something.

Jason California
02-01-2011, 11:19 AM
Wait, the winner isn't going to be white!

I'm going to get a bunch of my moron friends together and protest JayCal because of taxes or something.


I am part white. I am just also part brown too.

HOOKS
02-01-2011, 01:33 PM
I am part white. I am just also part brown too.

Let's see the birth certificate, Hassan Columbia.

Matthew Brown
02-01-2011, 01:36 PM
Let's see the birth certificate, Hassan Columbia.

And not some link to a scan online. Bring a physical copy to me and I'll run it by my crack document appraiser:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2895019/redneck_toilet.jpg

(pictured in his office)

Jason California
02-01-2011, 01:48 PM
OK, ok, I am really an Asian.

TheTravis!
02-01-2011, 07:42 PM
You're already winning, Jason. You can stop bumping it any time. :)

Jason California
02-01-2011, 07:44 PM
You're already winning, Jason. You can stop bumping it any time. :)


I want everybody to get more votes, and am trying to keep it so that people get chance to see it at least once a day that might not be here every day. If I was worried about winning I would let it fall back further and further into the page count at this point. I also would not have publicly backed a competitor.

Matthew Brown
02-01-2011, 07:44 PM
Yeah, show a little humility. Some of us were robbed of our one shot at Bendis Board immortality. It's all downhill for me now!

Magnum V.I.
02-01-2011, 07:48 PM
Mother Fucker Jason! Your bumping kept my perfect 0 from winning!!

Now I'll have one vote which is worse than being the shortest guy on the basketball team!!

TheTravis!
02-01-2011, 07:48 PM
I want everybody to get more votes, and am trying to keep it so that people get chance to see it at least once a day that might not be here every day. If I was worried about winning I would let it fall back further and further into the page count at this point. I also would not have publicly backed a competitor.

If all that is true, why do I keep getting your campaign posters in my PM box? :)

TheTravis!
02-01-2011, 07:49 PM
Mother Fucker Jason! Your bumping kept my perfect 0 from winning!!

Now I'll have one vote which is worse than being the shortest guy on the basketball team!!

But you'll always be the LEAST popular guy in the poll. That's something they can't take away from you! :)

Jason California
02-01-2011, 07:50 PM
If all that is true, why do I keep getting your campaign posters in my PM box? :)


Because I want you ready for the wrastlin!