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Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 04:33 PM
http://bit.ly/eqhw7V%E2%80%9D

Question: Would it be easier to go to the bathroom or harder?

Ryan Elliott
01-18-2011, 04:37 PM
Wolverine: "This rubble on the ground is toast!"

Spider-Woman: "Stand aside building! Superheroes coming through!"

I've Got the Monkeys
01-18-2011, 04:42 PM
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg—with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/838/838918/mr-mcgreg_002_1196470926.jpg

Adrian B AWESOME
01-18-2011, 04:46 PM
Wow, you butchered that quote. Go fig.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 04:47 PM
Wow, you butchered that quote. Go fig.

I wasn't planning on using that quote because it's not the same thing!

Dr. Chaos
01-18-2011, 05:35 PM
Did Hitch draw that?

Because if he did, it would explain alot. Spider-Man's limbs have long been his kryptonite.

MayorMitch100
01-18-2011, 05:38 PM
Why does Hawkeye have one glove on? Wouldn't his other hand get cold?

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 06:42 PM
Lots of jokes in this thread, and not a lot of dudes who can draw.

Kefky
01-18-2011, 07:00 PM
Lots of jokes in this thread, and not a lot of dudes who can draw.

Do you have to become a professional musician before you're allowed to mock my chemical romance?

SgtPepper
01-18-2011, 07:02 PM
Lots of jokes in this thread, and not a lot of dudes who can draw.

Well if that's your argument then nobody should criticize anything because they aren't capable of it.

woljed
01-18-2011, 07:04 PM
Slippery slope.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 07:07 PM
Lots of jokes in this thread, and not a lot of dudes who can draw.

A lot of jokes in your Happening thread and you can't direct a movie. Your point?

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 07:13 PM
A lot of jokes in your Happening thread and you can't direct a movie. Your point?

I could direct a way better movie than The Happening.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 07:16 PM
I could direct a way better movie than The Happening.

Ok. So do it. What's stopping you?

NickT
01-18-2011, 07:19 PM
Why does Hawkeye have one glove on? Wouldn't his other hand get cold?
Hawkeye is the one character he does that I'm not a fan of, but I'm pretty sure bulky gloves aren't good for archers.

capntightpants
01-18-2011, 07:20 PM
I'm fairly certain that's Reed Richards, not Wolverine.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 07:22 PM
Hawkeye apparently just shot his last arrow with his mind.



That why his hand is still in "I'm a badass archer" grappling mode.

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 07:23 PM
Ok. So do it. What's stopping you?

You're "Sasha" right? Shut the fuck up, Sasha.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 07:30 PM
You're "Sasha" right? Shut the fuck up, Sasha.

So when is the movie coming out?

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 07:30 PM
Sasha! Making friends and influencing people across the board!

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 07:46 PM
Really by that logic, we can't complain about anything! That's some nice logic.

AndrewG
01-18-2011, 07:56 PM
You're "Sasha" right? Shut the fuck up, Sasha.


So when is the movie coming out?

:)

Ray G.
01-18-2011, 07:57 PM
Really by that logic, we can't complain about anything! That's some nice logic.

I *gasp* *choke* agree with Sasha.

The "Can you do better?" argument just isn't a very good one. Roger Ebert can't direct, but he certainly knows film.

AndrewG
01-18-2011, 08:00 PM
Hawkeye apparently just shot his last arrow with his mind.



That why his hand is still in "I'm a badass archer" grappling mode.

:)

Mind Arrows!

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:00 PM
I was under the impression we can't creator bash. This thread seems like creator bashing to me. But what do I know. Carrying on with the funny, funny jokes.

And I HAVE directed many films. My real name is Uwe Boll.

Also, fuck Sasha.

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:01 PM
Sasha! Making friends and influencing people across the board!

I'm not sure how somebody has over 79,000 threads and has never once made an impression on me before.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:02 PM
:)

Mind Arrows!

From the people who brought you "Spider Legs!"

http://i52.tinypic.com/9tis90.jpg

AndrewG
01-18-2011, 08:04 PM
From the people who brought you "Spider Legs!"

http://i52.tinypic.com/9tis90.jpg

Who's the guy Spider-Man is fighting?

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:05 PM
Who's the guy Spider-Man is fighting?

It's the mighty Invisible Iron Man.

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:06 PM
Who's the guy Spider-Man is fighting?

What the fuck do you care, as long as he's wearing a costume and fighting someone?

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:07 PM
What the fuck do you care, as long as he's wearing a costume and fighting someone?

Always a Rhodey, never a Tony, eh Trav?

Chacalo
01-18-2011, 08:08 PM
From the people who brought you "Spider Legs!"

http://i52.tinypic.com/9tis90.jpg

Wow, they managed to make Civil War Iron Man look more evil than Iron Patriot Norman Osborn ever looked while metal scowling in his own suit. :D

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:10 PM
I was under the impression we can't creator bash. This thread seems like creator bashing to me. But what do I know. Carrying on with the funny, funny jokes.

And I HAVE directed many films. My real name is Uwe Boll.

Also, fuck Sasha.
Excuse me, but did anyone here say "Bryan Hitch! Holy crap is he crappy!" or anything insulting to Bryan Hitch as a person. No. We're making fun of a drawing that has Spider-man's leg and arm merging. And yeah, it is funny.

And wow, are you not funny. Like not even a little bit. You can call me not funny all day long, but at least I have some sort of energy to me. You got nothing.

If you don't like it, get out of the thread.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:12 PM
... that's the most coherent I think I've ever seen you for longer than 10 words, Sasha.

AndrewG
01-18-2011, 08:15 PM
It's the mighty Invisible Iron Man.


What the fuck do you care, as long as he's wearing a costume and fighting someone?

:rofl:

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:15 PM
... that's the most coherent I think I've ever seen you for longer than 10 words, Sasha.

I've said other things!

AndrewG
01-18-2011, 08:16 PM
Excuse me, but did anyone here say "Bryan Hitch! Holy crap is he crappy!" or anything insulting to Bryan Hitch as a person. No. We're making fun of a drawing that has Spider-man's leg and arm merging. And yeah, it is funny.

And wow, are you not funny. Like not even a little bit. You can call me not funny all day long, but at least I have some sort of energy to me. You got nothing.

If you don't like it, get out of the thread.

:shock:

Ray G.
01-18-2011, 08:17 PM
:shock:

It's like that moment in the Iron Giant where it stops picking daisies and gets pissed off and the lasers come out.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:18 PM
I've said other things!

No seriously, you're freaking me out now Sasha. That post was like someone else was typing with your fingers . . .





Are you gonna go all Dark Sasha on the Benbo one day?

dEnny!
01-18-2011, 08:19 PM
You're "Sasha" right? Shut the fuck up, Sasha.


Excuse me, but did anyone here say "Bryan Hitch! Holy crap is he crappy!" or anything insulting to Bryan Hitch as a person. No. We're making fun of a drawing that has Spider-man's leg and arm merging. And yeah, it is funny.

And wow, are you not funny. Like not even a little bit. You can call me not funny all day long, but at least I have some sort of energy to me. You got nothing.

If you don't like it, get out of the thread.

Ladies...settle down now.

1. No one is bashing Hitch (that cover isn't his finest hour though) ;)
2. Be respectful of one another, we have a rule about good fellowship.

dEnny!
01-18-2011, 08:20 PM
Who's the guy Spider-Man is fighting?

I actually get this in-joke.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:21 PM
Ladies...settle down now.

1. No one is bashing Hitch (that cover isn't his finest hour though) ;)
2. Be respectful of one another, we have a rule about good fellowship.

Ok Mr. Denny.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:21 PM
Nooooo! The man-child returns.






I liked Dark Sasha. :(

dEnny!
01-18-2011, 08:21 PM
Ok Mr. Denny.

Don't make me change your user name ginger!

chazbot
01-18-2011, 08:22 PM
Don't make me change your user name ginger!

Hah!!

Ray G.
01-18-2011, 08:24 PM
Nooooo! The man-child returns.






I liked Dark Sasha. :(

He'll be back when we least expect it.

Like Frosty.

If Frosty was a ginger.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:24 PM
OMG! Denny! :rofl:



Sasha's really gonna get me now. :lol:

TIP
01-18-2011, 08:25 PM
Look at you kids go.

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:26 PM
It's like that moment in the Iron Giant where it got its panties in a twist over nothing.

Fixed for accuracy.

Ray G.
01-18-2011, 08:27 PM
OMG! Denny! :rofl:



Sasha's really gonna get me now. :lol:

I love it. :lol:

Ryan Elliott
01-18-2011, 08:28 PM
That's the closest Sasha and Travis have ever come to making out.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:28 PM
I like it!

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:28 PM
That's the closest Sasha and Travis have ever come to making out.

So far.

He may not think I'm funny, but he's going to KNOW how good a kisser, I am.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:30 PM
So far.

He may not think I'm funny, but he's going to KNOW how good a kisser, I am.

Now that's some nerd-porn I both don't want and must have.

Ryan Elliott
01-18-2011, 08:30 PM
So far.

He may not think I'm funny, but he's going to KNOW how good a kisser, I am.


Boy are you. My knees are still wobbly.

dEnny!
01-18-2011, 08:31 PM
Fixed for accuracy.

I have to agree with this correction. :p

TheTravis!
01-18-2011, 08:32 PM
Now that's some nerd-porn I both don't want and must have.

And apprently if I direct it, I get the all-clear to make fun of shitty movies again. Win-win.

Ashwin Pande
01-18-2011, 08:33 PM
Wow. He starts off with stealing tang then yelling at people for silly reasons next he's going to be dealing meth and having a kid with cerebral palsy.

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:34 PM
And apprently if I direct it, I get the all-clear to make fun of shitty movies again. Win-win.

... well, sort of. You'd still have to make out with Sasha.


Which is roughly the equivalent of kissing a dog's backside.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:36 PM
Wow. He starts off with stealing tang then yelling at people for silly reasons next he's going to be dealing meth and having a kid with cerebral palsy.

*walks out the back of the thread. Walks around the thread. Enters the thread again and breaks Ashwin's legs*

Magnum V.I.
01-18-2011, 08:42 PM
Ladies...settle down now.

1. No one is bashing Hitch (that cover isn't his finest hour though) ;)
2. Be respectful of one another, we have a rule about good fellowship.

We don't have a rule for someone screwing me out of a Fantasy Football Championship!! :mad: I'm talking about you Brad!!

And you Denny!!! You could have beat him!!! :mad:

DaveCummings
01-18-2011, 08:50 PM
Wow. He starts off with stealing tang then yelling at people for silly reasons next he's going to be dealing meth and having a kid with cerebral palsy.

What? You mean he's going to become Glenn Beck, but without the accusing people of being Marxists and apocalypse conspiracys scrawled out on a chalkboard?

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:51 PM
What? You mean he's going to become Glenn Beck, but without the accusing people of being Marxists and apocalypse conspiracys scrawled out on a chalkboard?

Pretty sure Sasha already does this. :dunno:

DaveCummings
01-18-2011, 08:53 PM
Pretty sure Sasha already does this. :dunno:


Ah, so Sasha IS Glenn Beck?

Roman Noodles
01-18-2011, 08:56 PM
Ah, so Sasha IS Glenn Beck?

As much as a Ginger Canadian can be.

Dark Sasha
01-18-2011, 08:58 PM
I'm AGNEW!!!!!!

The Doctor
01-19-2011, 02:39 AM
It's like that moment in the Iron Giant where it stops picking daisies and gets pissed off and the lasers come out.
:rofl: So tempted to sig this

HeroBoy
01-19-2011, 03:57 AM
...


what the hell was this thread about again?

DaveCummings
01-19-2011, 05:03 AM
...


what the hell was this thread about again?


Chocolate microscopes?

HeroBoy
01-19-2011, 05:35 AM
Chocolate microscopes?

I'm for them, unless the kids are getting them, then I'm against them.

Chocolate microscopes for some, minature flags for the others?

TIP
01-19-2011, 05:41 AM
Speaking of...how do you feel about Chocolate Handguns? (http://tiptonepresents.blogspot.com/2006/11/late-william-conrad-on-delicious.html)

Greygor
01-19-2011, 05:44 AM
I *gasp* *choke* agree with Sasha.

The "Can you do better?" argument just isn't a very good one. Roger Ebert can't direct, but he certainly knows film.

Those that can, do

Those that can't, teach

Those that can't teach bitch on forums

Ryudo
01-19-2011, 06:06 AM
It's a pretty good cover.

Cth
01-19-2011, 06:55 AM
http://dalje.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2007/m06/x116142363320553092_14.jpg

Cth
01-19-2011, 07:48 AM
As weird as it sounds, flipping the image horizontally for some reason just "feels" right..

Maybe I'm subconsciously thinking about Ultimates #1?

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/1/ultav1.JPG

Roman Noodles
01-19-2011, 07:51 AM
...


what the hell was this thread about again?

... I forget.

Ben
01-19-2011, 08:05 AM
That's a nice cover.

Jef UK
01-19-2011, 12:51 PM
I don't understand the criticism/jokes. It looks like Spider-Man is in one of his usual Spider-Poses, and Hitch even bothered to get the foreshortening and anatomy of a foot right--to misguided criticism?

Roman Noodles
01-19-2011, 12:52 PM
I don't understand the criticism/jokes. It looks like Spider-Man is in one of his usual Spider-Poses, and Hitch even bothered to get the foreshortening and anatomy of a foot right--to misguided criticism?

It's Sasha. He doesn't see the world like the rest of us.

SteveFlack
01-19-2011, 12:55 PM
I don't understand the criticism/jokes. It looks like Spider-Man is in one of his usual Spider-Poses, and Hitch even bothered to get the foreshortening and anatomy of a foot right--to misguided criticism?

It's the uncanny valley of illustration. Just because it's right doesn't mean it looks right.

Ryan Elliott
01-19-2011, 12:57 PM
I don't understand the criticism/jokes. It looks like Spider-Man is in one of his usual Spider-Poses, and Hitch even bothered to get the foreshortening and anatomy of a foot right--to misguided criticism?


I thought Spidey looked fine, but Wolverine and Spider-Woman(kinda) looked funny.

Jef UK
01-19-2011, 01:04 PM
I thought Spidey looked fine, but Wolverine and Spider-Woman(kinda) looked funny.

Wolverine is long waisted so he can only shop at outlet stores. :sad: