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Dave S.
12-23-2010, 01:53 PM
I post comments on Yahoo news articles. Probably 20-30 a day. Usually trying to put forth a reasoned argument presenting facts to counter the right-wind propaganda, sometimes I make stuff up though.

russw
12-23-2010, 02:01 PM
I post comments on a message board run by a bald comics guy

R0cketFr0g
12-23-2010, 02:02 PM
There's some umm...dead hookers in my cellar.

TIP
12-23-2010, 02:10 PM
I e-purchase all of my pickles from a small Brine Boy operation in Thrillwaukee, Wisconsin.

Ryan Elliott
12-23-2010, 02:13 PM
There's some umm...dead hookers in my cellar.


That's not a secret. :scared:

R0cketFr0g
12-23-2010, 02:14 PM
I e-purchase all of my pickles from a small Brine Boy operation in Thrillwaukee, Wisconsin.

MMMMMMmmmmurder shed pickles.

Michael-Deery
12-23-2010, 02:15 PM
That Guy With The Glasses!

justjeffery
12-23-2010, 02:35 PM
I e-purchase all of my pickles from a small Brine Boy operation in Thrillwaukee, Wisconsin.

Dude.. like pickles? Try Wickles!

http://www.simsfoods.com/

TIP
12-23-2010, 02:46 PM
Dude.. like pickles? Try Wickles!

http://www.simsfoods.com/

Oooo.

It'll be hard to top these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/HFLJ2-1.jpg

But I should check these Wickles out.

Matthew Brown
12-23-2010, 02:46 PM
... sprite comic.

Jacques Toochay
12-23-2010, 03:30 PM
There's some umm...dead hookers in my cellar.

Oh god, shut up about that already.

If I had known that you were going to be constantly crying about it, I would have never stored my honeys in your cellar in the first place.
:-x

Jason California
12-23-2010, 03:39 PM
I run a Squirl Girl fan site.

Matthew Brown
12-23-2010, 03:43 PM
I run a Squirl Girl fan site.

Wait, are you JSHeartsDoreen@aol.com!? Your site rejected my Squirrel Girl fanfic!

Jason California
12-23-2010, 03:46 PM
Wait, are you JSHeartsDoreen@aol.com!? Your site rejected my Squirrel Girl fanfic!

No that's not mine. I am not even a real fan of hers. I use it mostly to find people to star in my snuff films.

Matthew Brown
12-23-2010, 03:48 PM
No that's not mine. I am not even a real fan of hers. I use it mostly to funds people to star in my snuff films.

Oh, then I don't really write graphic and disturbing Squirrel Girl sex fanfiction and blame it on some art teacher.

R0cketFr0g
12-23-2010, 03:52 PM
I run a Squirl Girl fan site.

Culture of Hate!

Marc Lombardi
12-23-2010, 04:04 PM
I was a member of a site devoted to letting Rex Ryan smell my feet.

TIP
12-23-2010, 04:05 PM
And what was the name of the Kelly O foot splooger?

Teal_Lantern
12-23-2010, 04:18 PM
I post slash fics of Disney cartoons on my blog

stevapalooza
12-23-2010, 04:48 PM
I dont know if anything beats the porn in terms of dirtiness

Hate_Prime
12-23-2010, 05:04 PM
Remember goatse.cx? I was holding the camera.

The Zevad
12-23-2010, 05:58 PM
There's a sex tape of me dressed up as Bendis with a girl dressed up as a female Luke Cage somewhere out there on the interwebs. The best part of which is when I'm about to get her where she needs to go she calls me a crazy jive turkey when I scream out "SWEET CHRISTMAS! THANK YOU OEMING!"

Bervda
12-23-2010, 06:09 PM
I wish this thread was serious.

Patrick J
12-23-2010, 06:12 PM
I write Gilmore Girls incest slash fiction.

Bervda
12-23-2010, 06:13 PM
I write Gilmore Girls incest slash fiction.

Whew, somebody brought it back around.

The Zevad
12-23-2010, 06:16 PM
I wish this thread was serious.

Shit. You mean I could have made something up? SON OF A BITCH!

southsidejohnny
12-23-2010, 06:35 PM
hacking celebrities' twitter accounts and attack the palins.

Kevin T Brown
12-23-2010, 06:46 PM
I sign on to message boards to hack member accounts and then start threads like "Aside from porn, what's your dirty little internet secret?"....

HoneyDippinDan
12-23-2010, 09:10 PM
I jizz on photos of celebrities and then post pictures of my work on various adult message boards.

moonspider
12-23-2010, 10:34 PM
i am....BATMAN!!

Masculine Todd
12-24-2010, 12:56 AM
I have comprehensive online dossiers on all of you.

oconnellmd
12-24-2010, 01:17 AM
io9.

R0cketFr0g
12-24-2010, 03:16 AM
One more thing. That Aussie fuck stole Wikileaks out from under me.

Marcdachamp
12-24-2010, 04:50 AM
I post comments on Yahoo news articles. Probably 20-30 a day. Usually trying to put forth a reasoned argument presenting facts to counter the right-wind propaganda, sometimes I make stuff up though.

I go on there and give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to a ton of shit. :surrend:


I write Gilmore Girls incest slash fiction.

It's sad because we all know it exists.


I wish this thread was serious.

Me too. :lol:

bartleby
12-24-2010, 04:56 AM
I'm actually Tay Zonday.

Petey Parker
12-24-2010, 05:09 AM
I have 5 hobos chained up in my basement. They are used to power my internet connection. My internet speed has increased by 50%. I hope to get a few more hobos so that I can increase my speed even further but I've been a little busy lately, what with the holidays and all. On the downside though if anyone is looking for any last minute Christmas gifts for me, some air fresheners would really help.

R0cketFr0g
12-24-2010, 05:28 AM
I write Gilmore Girls incest slash fiction.

I um...read it.

GelfXIII
12-24-2010, 07:55 AM
The Rachel Madow Blog

Rod Nunley
12-24-2010, 09:05 AM
io9.

Are we supposed to be ashamed of that? I love that site.

Ryan Elliott
12-24-2010, 09:14 AM
io9.


io9 is great. I'm following them on twitter.

jamestolliver
12-24-2010, 10:13 AM
I obsessively follow and debate about weather forecast models.

dasNdanger
12-24-2010, 10:15 AM
My dirty little secret is that I do NOT look at porn. I do, however, look at albinos. :)

Of course, that's not much of a secret. :p


das

The Zevad
12-24-2010, 12:51 PM
FINE! I admit it! I WAS WINSTON WOLF! I got Bendis' permission to do it. And he made sure I didn't get permabanned for having two ids on the board. And the girl with the vag tat was not my boss but someone I knew in real life.

Slewo.O
12-24-2010, 12:52 PM
FINE! I admit it! I WAS WINSTON WOLF! I got Bendis' permission to do it. And he made sure I didn't get permabanned for having two ids on the board. And the girl with the vag tat was not my boss but someone I knew in real life.

This can't be! Don't ruin the legend of winstonwolf for a cheap whore joke!

The Zevad
12-24-2010, 12:56 PM
This can't be! Don't ruin the legend of winstonwolf for a cheap whore joke!

Aw come on you all knew it on some level! Just like you knew I was Technofear as well.

Slewo.O
12-24-2010, 01:08 PM
Aw come on you all knew it on some level! Just like you knew I was Technofear as well.

Damn it you just broke the time stream.

Slewo.O
12-24-2010, 01:11 PM
Technfear's posts are gone! Zevad what the hell have you done!?!?

The Zevad
12-24-2010, 01:18 PM
Technfear's posts are gone! Zevad what the hell have you done!?!?

Seriously? Finally! Denny thank you. I've been bugging him to have those erased for a while now when I decided being Winston Wolf was much more fun.

tonym
12-24-2010, 07:07 PM
I hang out on a streaming site that was first dedicated to streaming Pokemon (every single episode in order).

Now I spend most of my internet time there talking with a group of 15 or so people that hang out there every day. We stream movies, cartoons, videogames and other stuff....

Teal_Lantern
12-24-2010, 07:31 PM
I sign on to message boards to hack member accounts and then start threads like "Aside from porn, what's your dirty little internet secret?"....

Of course! I knew I didn't really make that thread on Animal Bondage.

The Zevad
12-28-2010, 09:08 AM
Of course! I knew I didn't really make that thread on Animal Bondage.


Or did you?? :mistrust:

afroloq
12-28-2010, 09:13 AM
This Board is my dirty little secret

adam_warlock_2099
12-28-2010, 12:12 PM
If I am not ashamed of my pornographic viewing habits, I wouldn't keep any other activity on the internet a secret.

Arion
12-28-2010, 06:39 PM
I look for personal information without using Facebook or any other social network.

Winter-Soldier
12-28-2010, 07:27 PM
Smodcast

Keith P.
12-28-2010, 08:25 PM
sometimes, when ive had too much to drink ill watch videos of soldiers surprising their families on youtube and cry because I miss my brother.

/huge downer, drunk, embarassed in the morning.

Ebonstone
12-28-2010, 11:17 PM
Facebook.

:scared:

Chacalo
12-29-2010, 11:47 AM
Having posted on silly message boards that I hope no one can link me to in 2 decades time. :)