We TIP RK for the New Plook Solution

[Dusto]

God damn it! After half an hour on the phone with a representative, they finally tell me that the package was never actually scanned as "out for delivery," but it was supposed to be, so there's still a chance that it will come before nine o'clock. If not, it will come tomorrow when I'm at work.

[TIP]

Bed Delivery Fuckers!

:mad:

[Buk Was Right]

TEXT FROM MY COW-ORKER!!!!

"Kim looked like she was going to cry, it was lovely."

:rofl:

Legend!

[Dusto]

I think I might have to find out who was in charge of my delivery and send them some surprise flowers.

[Sy-Klone]

For Sy --

http://www.artproof.org/host/BBC/blogfiles/MODOK_moustache.gif
Moustached Organism Designed Only for Killing.

:rock:

[Sy-Klone]

Gregory, any other Tipsters - have you seen the BBC's Sherlock? I finally watched it last week and liked it.

I've seen it and I loooooooooooooooooooved it! Really fun, solid and snappy writing, good performances (especially Tim from the Office as Dr. John Watson). I'm very much looking forward to the next series of three telemovies (which should be coming later this year).

(Now watch Doctor Who! Start with Series 5. :))

[Sy-Klone]

Yeah, I enjoyed the ranting last night but why would hip, interesting people like ourselves care about or even know who Bieber, "Lady Antebellum" and so on are?

It really felt like a Thou Doest Protest Too Much! moment. I think SOMEONE secretly loves all that pop music. Poor WillieLee. He wanna dance with somebody, he wanna feel the heat with somebody.

:lol:

Strange But True Fact: There are a handful of songs that stir very negative feelings for me, songs that I heard as a kid and for some reason associate them with some negative (indefinite) memory of my childhood. The song you reference is one of those songs that stirs negative feelings from my childhood. Another example is "Let's Hear It for the Boy."

[Sy-Klone]

What's Lady Antebellum? Sounds stupid.

Lady Antebellum is the reason we don't have real country music anymore.* Instead, country music has become "twang pop." My kingdom for a George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, or Loretta Lynn in country music these days.

*see also Rascal Flatts

[Buk Was Right]

Lady Antebellum is the reason we don't have real country music anymore.* Instead, country music has become "twang pop." My kingdom for a George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, or Loretta Lynn in country music these days.

*see also Rascal Flatts

Real country is still out there. It just doesn't play on country radio stations. You gotta DIG!

[Sy-Klone]

I am annoyed. I ordered a bedframe. UPS screwed up and only delivered two out of three boxes last Wednesday. They came back on Thursday while I was at work. I was home until 3:30, but they came after that. I had plans to see a movie on Friday, but I canceled so I could rush home after work (which ended at noon) to make sure I was around for UPS, but they came at like ten in the morning on Friday. So today I've been sitting around my house all day waiting for the third and final attempt. They still haven't come, but they've stopped me from doing any of the things I need to do, like shopping or even showering. :mad:

I've made many a post about my contempt for UPS. My mailman will leave packages for me in a secure location so I don't have to re-arrange my schedule to be home because some people work for a living. But UPS? UPS needs my signature, and it needs to be in red ink (or blood) and sometimes they show up at 10:30am and the next time they show up at 6:30pm and screw me for trying to figure out when I might possibly expect them. What can brown do for me? Bite me.

[Sy-Klone]

Real country is still out there. It just doesn't play on country radio stations. You gotta DIG!

Are they hiding it on the modern jazz station? Maybe the urban R&B station? Because I live in Kentucky. There are no less than 13 country radio stations up and down my dial. And I can't find a good classic country station for the life of me. It's all Keith Urban and Rascal Flatts and Lady Antebellum and Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood.

[TIP]

I think I might have to find out who was in charge of my delivery and send them some surprise flowers.

:lol:

Surprise Flowers from Doctor Donger with the slightest hint of Liquid Smoke.

[Sy-Klone]

I'm four episodes away from finishing Dark Skies.

You know, it's actually quite good. I didn't expect much, certainly nothing more than an X-Files clone. But for someone like me (who has a strong interest and knowledge about UFO history), there's a lot to like. It's like Mad Men but instead of being set in the world of advertising, it's set in the world of government UFO investigations. It weaves real world history into its mythology, from Roswell to the JFK assassination to the Beatles on Ed Sullivan to the civil rights movement to the Warren Commission investigation into JFK's assassination to the Watts race riots and more. It also weaves real world figures into its plots, people like J. Edgar Hoover, Jack Ruby, the Beatles, Ed Sullivan, Jim Morrison, President Truman, Robert Kennedy, CIA Director Allen Dulles, Gerald Ford, and others.

I don't expect it to finish in a satisfying way, but for what it is, I dig it. Again, people who aren't serious UFO nerds need not apply, but it's a competently done genre take on UFO history and that's all right by me. :thumb:

[Black Roman]

I got Full Dark, No Stars but have yet to crack it open, but I've heard good things.

[Sy-Klone]

I was going to do some big build up, but if I do a big build up, it means I'll have to deliver. So I'll merely say this:


Monday, February 21 is Day 1000 of the Beard Journal.
Join me on that date for a celebration of 1000 Days of Beard. I'll try to plan something special. Hey, it's President's Day...what else you gonna do? Also, I have a three-day weekend this weekend, so that'll give me time to maybe hopefully whip something out. I don't know what it'll be yet. I have no firm plans. I'll probably just make some crap up. Maybe I'll shave. I don't know. But we'll do something, okay? See you there! :)

[Artie Pink]

I've seen it and I loooooooooooooooooooved it! Really fun, solid and snappy writing, good performances (especially Tim from the Office as Dr. John Watson). I'm very much looking forward to the next series of three telemovies (which should be coming later this year).

(Now watch Doctor Who! Start with Series 5. :))

Yay, us!

I liked the first return of Doctor Who season (with Billie Piper) but eventually I got bored with it. If the actor can't bother to return, why should I?

[Black Roman]

Yay, us!

I liked the first return of Doctor Who season (with Billie Piper) but eventually I got bored with it. If the actor can't bother to return, why should I?

They have to switch them out every season or two, otherwise they start to smell.

[Sy-Klone]

Yay, us!

I liked the first return of Doctor Who season (with Billie Piper) but eventually I got bored with it. If the actor can't bother to return, why should I?

I wasn't entirely on board with it, either. I had trouble investing in the show when I knew that the actor playing the lead was only going to be around one season. I gave it another shot and it won me over.

The reason I recommend Series 5 (the season that just aired) is two-fold: First, it has a new head writer and showrunner in Steven Moffat (the guy who's also overseeing Sherlock) - his stuff has been the best stuff since the show returned, IMO. Second, a new Doctor and new companion = completely fresh start. That said, it's not for everyone. At the end of the day, there is a formula and it can be cheesy. But I love it. :)

[Shane W]

This whole Lady Antebellum thing reminds me that my music collection has a severe lack of Alan Parsons... All I know is Eye In The Sky and Don't Answer Me. I'm a sucker for '80s prog-rock.


Help me Tipsters... Where to start?

[Black Roman]

I only have a passing "like" of old country and new country makes me want to physically harm people.

[Your Pal, Carl]

This whole Lady Antebellum thing reminds me that my music collection has a severe lack of Alan Parsons... All I know is Eye In The Sky and Don't Answer Me. I'm a sucker for '80s prog-rock.


Help me Tipsters... Where to start?

I really love "I Robot" and "Turn of a Friendly Card"

[TIP]

This whole Lady Antebellum thing reminds me that my music collection has a severe lack of Alan Parsons... All I know is Eye In The Sky and Don't Answer Me. I'm a sucker for '80s prog-rock.


Help me Tipsters... Where to start?

It begins and ends with the three early 80s King Crimson recordings

Discipline
Beat
Three of a Perfect Pair

If necessary, I can certainly get these to you (and more...look at what I did to poor Le Tep? So much Belew he's overdosed).

[TIP]

I was going to do some big build up, but if I do a big build up, it means I'll have to deliver. So I'll merely say this:


Monday, February 21 is Day 1000 of the Beard Journal.
Join me on that date for a celebration of 1000 Days of Beard. I'll try to plan something special. Hey, it's President's Day...what else you gonna do? Also, I have a three-day weekend this weekend, so that'll give me time to maybe hopefully whip something out. I don't know what it'll be yet. I have no firm plans. I'll probably just make some crap up. Maybe I'll shave. I don't know. But we'll do something, okay? See you there! :)

:rock:

T
(and when you mention that you may Whip Something Out I can't help but think about the appearance of the Sy-Dong in YPJ's Lil' TIPSTERS)

[WillieLee]

I enjoyed the jokes, but you knew more about the artists on the red carpet than Joan Rivers does.

I'm not sure why the thread needed to be told there's no good music in the last ten years by a guy who knows more about Lady Antebellum than he does about LCD Soundsystem. Maybe I should preach at you about a healthy diet?

But Jim, I said nothing about Lady Antebellum, now you're just changing the facts! And I know more about LCD Soundsystem than all of you hepcats. My tendrils run deep Jim, deep.

[WillieLee]

New jorb offer... Guaranteed full time (30 hrs) and a $5k raise.. BUT, it's a 22 mile drive each way.

Oooh, secret rub room.

[Magnum V.I.]

http://www.teefury.com/products_large_images/1294752401_BOTTOM__011105h23m17.jpg

I thought Sy might appreciate this fun looking shirt. That just disappeared. :(

[TIP]

He's been kneading in a
Secret Run Room.
He's been moaning.
He won't leave loins alone...oh no no...

[Hock]

http://www.teefury.com/products_large_images/1294752401_BOTTOM__011105h23m17.jpg

I thought Sy might appreciate this fun looking shirt. That just disappeared. :(

That shirt, with the whole face missing aspect, creeps me out.

[TIP]

Portions of the Ding Dongs and Stroking are popular today.

T
(or is it tomorrow?)

[Black Roman]

Why can't we have nice things?

[Buk Was Right]

Why can't we have nice things?

Like foreskin?

[Black Roman]

Like foreskin?

If I want my penis to look like it's about to rob a liquor store, that's my goddamned right!!!

[WillieLee]

Like foreskin?

For a country with a 9% unemployment rate, you guys sure pick some dumb things to worry about.

[TIP]

Like foreskin?

How else will the Red Skull replenish his mask material?


If I want my penis to look like it's about to rob a liquor store, that's my goddamned right!!!

:lol:


For a country with a 9% unemployment rate, you guys sure pick some dumb things to worry about.

:lol:

[WillieLee]

And why does everyone assume ...And Justice For All should have gotten best album? Nothing's Shocking was more consistent. Even Louder than Love could be more deserving. Outside of One, that album wasn't much.

[R0cketFr0g]

:lol:

Strange But True Fact: There are a handful of songs that stir very negative feelings for me, songs that I heard as a kid and for some reason associate them with some negative (indefinite) memory of my childhood. The song you reference is one of those songs that stirs negative feelings from my childhood. Another example is "Let's Hear It for the Boy."

Poor Sy!

Show us on the Battle Cat Action Figure where Kevin Bacon touched you.

[TIP]

http://www.crankleft.com/images/bukeey_promo.png

buk's got some 'splaining to do.

[R0cketFr0g]

I only have a passing "like" of old country and new country makes me want to rape/murder Buk.

Fixed

[Dusto]

And why does everyone assume ...And Justice For All should have gotten best album? Nothing's Shocking was more consistent. Even Louder than Love could be more deserving. Outside of One, that album wasn't much.

I agree with this.

[R0cketFr0g]

I agree with this.

I agree about the quality of Nothing's Shocking and Louder than Love. But Justice was a pretty good album. And the point was that Jethro Tull shouldn't have won.

[Dusto]

Justice was sorely lacking in Cliff Burtons.

[R0cketFr0g]

Justice was sorely lacking in Cliff Burtons.

Dr. Donger throws Justice under the bus.

[TIP]

Justice was sorely lacking in Cliff Burtons.


Dr. Donger throws Justice under the bus.

:lol:!

[Magnum V.I.]

True story: In my home town there is a small cliff on a major road that my brother has named Cliff Burton. He threatens to drive off of it a lot.

[Artie Pink]

Justice was sorely lacking in Cliff Burtons.


Yeah, Metallica really threw that guy under the bus.

EDIT: FUCK! Beaten to it!

[TIP]

Can we make this Bus Joke about D. Boon?

[Gregory]

TIP Thread Confession:

Not only did I laugh at last night's House quote of "So I got a cat. Release the kraken." but I rewound the episode to hear the line repeatedly. A year later, that line still works for me.

[TIP]

:lol:

[Artie Pink]

Is it bad karma to run over the Dali Lama's nephew (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110215/ap_on_re_us/us_dalai_lama_nephew_killed)?

[TIP]

I'm pretty well sure that I could never get that...what?...impassioned about the condition of the weiners of other dudes.

Unless it's Doctor Donger's Weapon of Choice.

[jason hissong]

TIP Thread Confession:

Not only did I laugh at last night's House quote of "So I got a cat. Release the kraken." but I rewound the episode to hear the line repeatedly. A year later, that line still works for me.

It gets me, as well.

[Artie Pink]

Three hours after schedule = tantric panda suit removal.

[Artie Pink]

I'm pretty well sure that I could never get that...what?...impassioned about the condition of the weiners of other dudes.

Unless it's Doctor Donger's Weapon of Choice.


This'll never pass. No one wants one of them uncut thangs.


Banning cat declawing will pass in California before this.

[Cth]

Fear TIPself - Do You Fear Plooking Amethyst RK?

[Black Roman]

I'm pretty well sure that I could never get that...what?...impassioned about the condition of the weiners of other dudes.

Unless it's Doctor Donger's Weapon of Choice.

I'm not even that impassioned about other dudes' schlongs. And I have Lady Gaga in my sig.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Plook it in (Just the TIP)

[Cth]

CapTIP Palermo - The First Plooker

[Adrian B AWESOME]

The Adventures of TIParoo Banzai Across the Plook Dimension!

or

The Adventures of Plookaroo Banzai Across the TIP Dimension!

[TIP]

CapTIP Palermo - The First Plooker

Ooooo.

Palermica maybe?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Dr. StrangePlook or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TIP.

[Gregory]

The Adventures of TIParoo Banzai Across the Plook Dimension!

or

The Adventures of Plookaroo Banzai Across the TIP Dimension!

(Uncut) Peter Weller reference!

[TIP]

Niiiiice.

We're going to have to save some of these for future use.

T
(not the foreskins)

[Adrian B AWESOME]

TIPboy and the Legion of Super Plookers

[jason hissong]

Niiiiice.

We're going to have to save some of these for future use.

T
(not the foreskins)

Foreskin Face Mask?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

The Plook is Right: A TIP Goodson Television Production

[TIP]

Hulk 'Stache and Orson Welles go good together.

[Artie Pink]

Tip Thread: A XXX Parody

[Black Roman]

I can't wait to hear the "40 million mutilated penises" rallying cry. :D



That's a protest I'd be interested to see.



Better yet, a protest I'd like to hear newscasters try to talk about without getting specific.

[Artie Pink]

Tip Thread 3-D

[Artie Pink]

The Dark Tip Rises

[Gregory]

I can't wait to hear the "40 million mutilated penises" rallying cry. :D


Westboro Baptist Church will protest the elimination of God's covenant with Abraham.

[TIP]

So that's what that dust was in the Ark? Old foreskins.

:crazy:

[TIP]

You call him Doctor Donger, Doll!

[Artie Pink]

TIPs or GTFO

[TIP]

Stroking and Weiners shore eex pop'lar wif' the Kids today.

[Black Roman]

So that's what that dust was in the Ark? Old foreskins.

:crazy:

... makes sense.

[TIP]

And you can take your modified ding dong, slap on a pair of throusers and swing it around like a Great Dane in the Park.

[Artie Pink]

Tip It Then Hold It

[Black Roman]

And you can take your modified ding dong, slap on a pair of throusers and swing it around like a Great Dane in the Park.

Well THAT created a strange image.

[Artie Pink]

That Green Lantern Movie Looks Like A Steaming Pile Of Tip

[Magnum V.I.]

Totally going full on crazy mode now.

[Artie Pink]

The Rich Johnston Vanity Search Destroying Tip Thread

[Black Roman]

Totally going full on crazy mode now.

Have at, mustachioed stranger!

[TIP]

M-Six is on a damn (Weiner)Roll(er). :lol:

http://www.techdigest.tv/Prima%20Hot%20Dog%20Roller.JPG

The Weiner Roller is staring at me!!! :scared:

[Black Roman]

M-Six is on a damn (Weiner)Roll(er). :lol:

http://www.techdigest.tv/Prima%20Hot%20Dog%20Roller.JPG

The Weiner Roller is staring at me!!! :scared:

It sees you put that ketchup on that hot dog. And it no like.

[Magnum V.I.]

Beware the rape bulls eyes!

[Cth]

RANDOMNESS

Sucker Punch -
Donkey Punch

Battle Los Angeles -
Battle Baristas Los Angeles

Rango -
Dusto

Scream 4 -
Sy-Cream 4

Thor -
Thor! I Justh Love Musicalsth!

Kung Fu Panda 2 -
Do Not Insult My Sensei!

X-Men First Class -
Tip Thread First Plook

Super 8 -
St.-8ed

Green Lantern -
Soylent Green Lantern

Transformers Dark of the Moon -
TIPformers Plook of the Moon

Harry Potter Deathly Hallows II -
Gregory Plooker Deathly Swallows II

Captain America The First Avenger -
CapTIP Palermica The First Plooker

[TIP]

:lol:

[Gregory]

Plookacracy Spreads in the Middle East: Golden Showers and Surprise Flowers

[TIP]

The Hiss Man could start a Cable Access show called:

The Surprise Flower Power Hour (with Shazam).

[Gregory]

The Hiss Man could start a Cable Access show called:

The Surprise Flower Power Hour (with Shazam).

Knock Knock. SEX BOUQUET!

[jason hissong]

The Hiss Man could start a Cable Access show called:

The Surprise Flower Power Hour (with Shazam).

Already in the works.

[Your Pal, Carl]

The Plook is Right: A TIP Goodson Television Production


TIPs or GTFO

These two right here.

[jason hissong]

This SHIELD series by Hickman? Can I still purchase all of the issues?

[BriRedfern]

This SHIELD series by Hickman? Can I still purchase all of the issues?

Probably tough. I am sure you can buy trades/singles to get everythikng though.

[TIP]

Ah...that said Label and not Labial.

Got it.

[R0cketFr0g]

Ah...that said Label and not Labial.

Got it.

You peel and stick either way.

[Gregory]

A water main broke on this Cursed Road of Commerce, and restaurants and coffee bars alike have no water.

[R0cketFr0g]

I had been avoiding that thread because I really couldn't give a shit, but you guys made me curious how people could get so worked up over dick skin.

I still don't really understand. I just know I don't want Bri to cut my penis off.

[Sy-Klone]

Once a year, the Bendis Board debates circumcision. :lol:

(I got sucked into one of those threads a few years ago.)
(I was persuaded to make a little sombrero for my penis.)
(Now my penis has gotten lazy.)

[Black Roman]

I had been avoiding that thread because I really couldn't give a shit, but you guys made me curious how people could get so worked up over dick skin.

I still don't really understand. I just know I don't want Bri to cut my penis off.

I didn't care either way, and yet I ended up getting sucked into, as I have stated in the past, "The Swirling Vortex of Infinite Butthurt."

[R0cketFr0g]

I didn't care either way, and yet I ended up getting sucked into, as I have stated in the past, "The Swirling Vortex of Infinite Butthurt."

I hear you. I have been doing pretty well at skirting that shit the last few weeks I think!

[Magnum V.I.]

Once a year, the Bendis Board debates circumcision. :lol:

(I got sucked into one of those threads a few years ago.)
(I was persuaded to make a little sombrero for my penis.)
(Now my penis has gotten lazy.)

I think you just made a Williest joke about your penis being a lazy Mexican. Well done.

[Magnum V.I.]

I hear you. I have been doing pretty well at skirting that shit the last few weeks I think!

I think I had people convinced that I believed I was Jenny McCarthy and that earrings were like rape-bulls-eyes on children.

[R0cketFr0g]

I think I had people convinced that I believed I was Jenny McCarthy and that earrings were like rape-bulls-eyes on children.

They're not?

[Magnum V.I.]

They're not?

Obviously they are.

[WillieLee]

The Chicago Code would be better if it turned down the melodrama.

[Gregory]

the chicago code would be better if it turned down the melodrama.

2her father is the district attorney!

[WillieLee]

2her father is the district attorney!

The man is a living, breathing fast pass to the top!

[WillieLee]

It's just a reminder of how good The Wire writing staff was.

[TIP]

Dammit.

My age is starting to get the best of me. I can't remember what they called those boards of wood with a hole in 'em that Sailors used to plook.

Dutch Uncles?

:mad:

[Gregory]

Dammit.

My age is starting to get the best of me. I can't remember what they called those boards of wood with a hole in 'em that Sailors used to plook.

Dutch Uncles?

:mad:

Keira Knightleys.

[TIP]

:mad:

:lol:

:mad:

[Artie Pink]

Dammit.

My age is starting to get the best of me. I can't remember what they called those boards of wood with a hole in 'em that Sailors used to plook.

Dutch Uncles?

:mad:

I believe it's a "Laura Dern".

[Artie Pink]

Goddamn Gregory. MINE WAS AN OBLIQUE AND SUBTLE REFERENCE TO LYNCH'S WILD AT HEART!

[TIP]

I believe it's a "Laura Dern".

:mad:

:rofl:

:mad:

[TIP]

Sailor!

Peanut!!!

[WillieLee]

I think the Chicago Code would be cooler if every episode ended with them saying, "That's the Chicago Code!".

[Artie Pink]

I like Delroy Lindo a lot, but not enough to watch that show.

[WillieLee]

That's the Chicago Code!

[Artie Pink]

That's the Chicago Code!

:lol:

[Artie Pink]

That shit really works!

[WillieLee]

I hear a foreskins' life begins at conception.

[Gregory]

Goddamn Gregory. MINE WAS AN OBLIQUE AND SUBTLE REFERENCE TO LYNCH'S WILD AT HEART!

I stole it from Top Gear. I'm a plebian!

[Buk Was Right]

I had been avoiding that thread because I really couldn't give a shit, but you guys made me curious how people could get so worked up over dick skin.

I still don't really understand. I just know I don't want Bri to cut my penis off.

It's not about circumcision. It's about using logical and rhetorical gymnastics to prove that other people wrong. Not even that YOU are right, just that other people are wrong.

[Magnum V.I.]

It's not about circumcision. It's about using logical and rhetorical gymnastics to prove that other people wrong. Not even that YOU are right, just that other people are wrong.

This is all your fault. God dammit Buk!! Don't you know what those threads turn into!!! :mad:


Next time you post a revealing article, change all explosive words to Brian Wilson and Bushman.

[Artie Pink]

Man, I have been like 30 seconds too late on jokes all day! I've had to edit five posts!

[TIP]

It's all the weiners parts and stroking and post-Mullet-Wearing regrets and Sombrero Wearing Ding Dongs and...

[Adrian B AWESOME]

The Chicago Code would be better if it turned down the melodrama.

I agree. I like the cast and some of camera work and such, but man, the fact that the pilot ends with some generic rock song to pump you up? That's retarded.

I mean, I get that Shawn Ryan is trying to do something different than The Shield and I think he's got a great opportunity with this show...but there are already things holding it back from being truly great.

[Artie Pink]

Happy 93rd birthday to the guy who played Sidney Freeman on M*A*S*H. 93? That fucker is old enough to have been a psychiatrist during the Korean War!

[TIP]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lafyrtjRMv1qbkabzo1_400.jpg

[TIP]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Greasers_Palace_poster.jpg

[Artie Pink]

He also played Larry David's non-molesting uncle in an early Curb.

[Artie Pink]

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hasn't spoken out loud while hearing a case in FIVE YEARS. (http://www.allgov.com/Unusual_News/ViewNews/Clarence_Thomas_Goes_5_Years_without_Speaking_at_S upreme_Court_110215)


What the fuck is with this guy. What a dumb monkey's ass.

[Shane W]

TIP-toe through the Plook-ups

[Buk Was Right]

Officially approved for our new place!

There's no murder shed, but there are chain link lockable storage units in the basement that I could TOTALLY trap a victim in.

BOOM!

[Your Pal, Carl]

Officially approved for our new place!

There's no murder shed, but there are chain link lockable storage units in the basement that I could TOTALLY trap a victim in.

BOOM!

Where is it?

[Dusto]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Greasers_Palace_poster.jpg

That movie is amazing.

[Buk Was Right]

Where is it?

Hayes Valley. On Fell.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Hayes Valley. On Fell.

Oh Snap, you're right next to The Isotope then?

[Dusto]

Seriously, I recommend Greaser's Palace and Putney Swope to all Tipsters.

[Buk Was Right]

Oh Snap, you're right next to The Isotope then?

That's what I hear. Not sure if I'm going to make that my local or use this as an excuse to go mail order (like my hero YPJ).

[Magnum V.I.]

That's what I hear. Not sure if I'm going to make that my local or use this as an excuse to go mail order (like my hero YPJ).

Support your local LCS!!! :mad:


That James guy looks like a real good cat!!


Also....Hotel rooms will be rented soon and everything will be ironed out. Evverryythhiinnng. Including a Drink up I will post about and totally expect you to bail on.

[Dusto]

I went to Isotope once. Once.

[Dusto]

Which says nothing about Isotope. Just that I lived closer to Comic Relief. And that I like to obliquely reference Johnny Dangerously.

[Artie Pink]

Officially approved for our new place!

There's no murder shed, but there are chain link lockable storage units in the basement that I could TOTALLY trap a victim in.

BOOM!


Hooray! That's great, man.

[R0cketFr0g]

It's not about circumcision. It's about using logical and rhetorical gymnastics to prove that other people wrong. Not even that YOU are right, just that other people are wrong.

I'm more of a mocker than a gymnast.

[R0cketFr0g]

Man, I have been like 30 seconds too late on jokes all day! I've had to edit five posts!

Something something getting old, something something :lol:ita.

[Buk Was Right]

Which says nothing about Isotope. Just that I lived closer to Comic Relief. And that I like to obliquely reference Johnny Dangerously.

You shouldn't hang me on a door Johnny!

Joe Piscipo's finest hour! As far as I know.

[Sy-Klone]

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hasn't spoken out loud while hearing a case in FIVE YEARS. (http://www.allgov.com/Unusual_News/ViewNews/Clarence_Thomas_Goes_5_Years_without_Speaking_at_S upreme_Court_110215)


What the fuck is with this guy. What a dumb monkey's ass.

When oral arguments are going on, he's sitting up there working in his pubic hair decoupage. Sometimes, he shakes things up with pubic hair cross-stitching. He's been working on a pubic hair afghan for Ruth Bader Ginsburg these last five years.

[Sy-Klone]

Officially approved for our new place!

There's no murder shed, but there are chain link lockable storage units in the basement that I could TOTALLY trap a victim in.

BOOM!

Huzzah! :lol:

(But be careful with those lockable storage units in the basement. Those things trapped many an 80s sitcom star. Mallory Keaton and Skippy, Arnold Jackson, Archie Bunker and Meathead, George and Weezie Jefferson, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, these are just some of the people who have accidentally found themselves trapped in lockable storage areas. Also, beware old refrigerators. Ask Punky Brewster's friend, Cherie. She'll set you straight.)

[Sy-Klone]

Last week, I dropped a Whitman Mayo reference up in here. And tonight, not only did I recite all those TV plots from memory, but I also referenced Punky Brewster AND her obscure friend Cherie and the refrigerator episode without looking anything up.

I don't care what any of you guys say, I'm pretty damned awesome.

[bradical]

I went to Isotope once. Once.

you shouldn't hang me on a hook, johnny. my father hung me on a hook once. once.

[bradical]

You shouldn't hang me on a door Johnny!

Joe Piscipo's finest hour! As far as I know.

beat me to it. :)

congrats on the new digs.

[Dusto]

beat me to it. :)

congrats on the new digs.

At least YPJ beat you to being beat to jokes today.

[bradical]

At least YPJ beat you to being beat to jokes today.

maybe i should edit my post.

[Sy-Klone]

This actually sounds promising... (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2011/02/15/jamie-bamber-to-star-in-ron-moores-magical-crime-drama-17th-precinct/)


Jamie Bamber will reunite with Battlestar Executive producer Ronald D. Moore for his new NBC pilot 17th Precinct, TVLine reports.

The British actor joins Stockard Channing in the police procedural set in Excelsior, a town where science takes a backseat to magic and the supernatural. The 37-year-old Bamber will play Caolan, an extremely focused crime-scene detective. Channing will portray Mira, a former homicide detective now working in the 17th Precinct’s robbery division.

Teased in September as “an adult Harry Potter“ — the producers don’t care for that description — 17th Precinct received a pilot commitment from NBC last month. Battlestar Galactica alum Michael Rymer will direct the pilot, which will be shot in Vancouver.

Bamber, who played Lee Adama in Moore’s Battlestar Galactica update, also starred in Law & Order: UK and Outcasts.

[Foolish Mortal]

This actually sounds promising... (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2011/02/15/jamie-bamber-to-star-in-ron-moores-magical-crime-drama-17th-precinct/)
Promising, but pretty high-concept. I can't imagine NBC sticking with it too long. I have a feeling it will get the same treatment as 'Kings'.

[Dusto]

My roommate went to France. She brought me back a gift: duck meat, wrapped in duck fat, cooked in duck fat, then blended with duck fat. Or something. Sounds good.

[Sy-Klone]

Promising, but pretty high-concept. I can't imagine NBC sticking with it too long. I have a feeling it will get the same treatment as 'Kings'.

Oh, I agree. Broadcast networks have very little tolerance or patience for stuff like this (science fiction/fantasy). They keep trying, but none of it seems to work. From what I gather, Fringe is hanging on by a thread as far as ratings/outlook is concerned, V's ratings aren't great, and there isn't much else with a sci-fi/fantasy bent on network television at the moment except The Cape (which I'm pretty sure everybody on the planet dislikes).

This one is promising, but that's why it'll never work. :)

[TIP]

Fargin' Iceholes.

[TIP]

Seriously, I recommend Greaser's Palace and Putney Swope to all Tipsters.

Noted.

Greaser's Palace sounds like a walk down memory lane for me.

In other words...a visit to Jim the Sicilian's.

[TIP]

Officially approved for our new place!

There's no murder shed, but there are chain link lockable storage units in the basement that I could TOTALLY trap a victim in.

BOOM!

Woo!

Chain Link Lockable Storage Units!

Kinda like those bamboo pens in The Deer Hunter only...well...chain linky and less submergey.

[Magnum V.I.]

Mirror Tobey Maguire just served me my pizza a couple of hours ago.

I'm still in shock about it.

[Black Roman]

Mirror Tobey Maguire just served me my pizza a couple of hours ago.

I'm still in shock about it.

I can't shop at a Gamestop without running into Seth Rogens




No matter which Gamestop I go too, there's always one guy who kinda looks and sounds like him. I'm starting to think I'm trapped in some freaky Inception-style shit.

[TIP]

Mirror Tobey Maguire just served me my pizza a couple of hours ago.

I'm still in shock about it.

The Subway I fetched fo' dinnah was prepared by Lil' Coming to America Eriq La Salle! Authentic replication right down to the Soul Glow.

T
(which may or may not have been part of the flavoring on my Buffalo Chicken Sub)

[Magnum V.I.]

I can't shop at a Gamestop without running into Seth Rogens




No matter which Gamestop I go too, there's always one guy who kinda looks and sounds like him. I'm starting to think I'm trapped in some freaky Inception-style shit.

Nah, All fat guys look like Seth Rogen nowadays. Jewfro's are in apparently.



The Subway I fetched fo' dinnah was prepared by Lil' Coming to America Eriq La Salle! Authentic replication right down to the Soul Glow.

T
(which may or may not have been part of the flavoring on my Buffalo Chicken Sub)

SOOOUUULLLL GLLLOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

I think a mirror-verse has cracked open somewhere and these guys have crawled out of it The Gate style.

[Dusto]

Bastages!

[Black Roman]

Nah, All fat guys look like Seth Rogen nowadays. Jewfro's are in apparently.





Hey! Leave the Jewfros alone!








(wait, I'm not jewish. :dunno:)

[WillieLee]

Seriously, I recommend Greaser's Palace and Putney Swope to all Tipsters.

You're not going to make us smoke the pot are you?

[TIP]

SOOOUUULLLL GLLLOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

I think a mirror-verse has cracked open somewhere and these guys have crawled out of it The Gate style.

We all have clones galumphing aboot out there.

Many moons ago a pal of mine was residing in California and ran across this guy.



He called him Not Tony.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/CA-TONY-21.jpg



I sent the photo around to some friends and asked them to point out why this wasn't me.

The answers included:

"Tony doesn't eat fruit."

"Tony would never wear a stripe-ed shirt."

Ding Ding Ding!

[TIP]

Jewfro lurved swimming in the Concrete Pond.

[Magnum V.I.]

We all have clones galumphing aboot out there.

Many moons ago a pal of mine was residing in California and ran across this guy.



He called him Not Tony.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/CA-TONY-21.jpg



I sent the photo around to some friends and asked them to point out why this wasn't me.

The answers included:

"Tony doesn't eat fruit."

"Tony would never wear a stripe-ed shirt."

Ding Ding Ding!

:lol:!

I have a similar story. In college I went to go play minigolf with a buddy of mine. I had a friend back home who was in a band called The Promise(d) Drive. It had 4 members. I ran into the Bizzaro versions of them that night. It was eerie. They looked like them, they acted like them. Had the same mannerisms and everything.


It was the night I decided everyone has a doppleganger out there. And we better be careful.














Also, I'm watching this Sons of Guns program and I suddenly want to buy a lot of guns.

[Dusto]

I liked a girl in high school who was into the Cure. Then I went to a Cure concert, and I saw this girl's profile doppelganger. From the front, it looked as if her head had been squeezed slightly together, but from the side she was identical to the girl I liked. I made out with the girl at the concert, never with the girl I liked.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

HAHAHAHAHA! That's amazing.

[Dusto]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/dujlong/jabsenwock.jpg

[Your Pal, Carl]

We all have clones galumphing aboot out there.

Many moons ago a pal of mine was residing in California and ran across this guy.



He called him Not Tony.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/CA-TONY-21.jpg



I sent the photo around to some friends and asked them to point out why this wasn't me.

The answers included:

"Tony doesn't eat fruit."

"Tony would never wear a stripe-ed shirt."

Ding Ding Ding!

Pretty sure the fruit thing is about Jim and I know I've seen you wearing a stripe-ed something before (probably a sweater or sweat shirt).

[Magnum V.I.]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/dujlong/jabsenwock.jpg

I just drove past Jabberwock Road somewhere out here in BFE Colorado.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Onion Sportsdome has been cracking me up tonight.

Eli Manning Film Festival. :lol:

[TIP]

Pretty sure the fruit thing is about Jim and I know I've seen you wearing a stripe-ed something before (probably a sweater or sweat shirt).

Nope.

The last time I was in the proximity of a stripe-ed shirt would be in my Yoot when Ruthie the German Wail was in charge of Procurement of Clothing for her Hirsute Broodling.

Also: I own no Sweat Shirts.

Now, there's the Bizarro Charlie Brown sweater (The Brown Charlie) which has a Yellow Zig Zag on Black.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Nope.

The last time I was in the proximity of a stripe-ed shirt would be in my Yoot when Ruthie the German Wail was in charge of Procurement of Clothing for her Hirsute Broodling.

Also: I own no Sweat Shirts.

Now, there's the Bizarro Charlie Brown sweater (The Brown Charlie) which has a Yellow Zig Zag on Black.

THAT's what I'm thinking about. :lol:

[Magnum V.I.]

I have concluded that it is awesome to pee in the sink. I've been doing it for years, but to hear my past-time praised by Adam Carolla, my personal hero, is awesome.

[WillieLee]

I have concluded that it is awesome to pee in the sink. I've been doing it for years, but to hear my past-time praised by Adam Carolla, my personal hero, is awesome.

That's fucked up.

[TIP]

I have concluded that it is awesome to pee in the sink. I've been doing it for years, but to hear my past-time praised by Adam Carolla, my personal hero, is awesome.

This ties in nicely with the Regency Elf's claims that Cerebus wee-wee's in the sink after he inadvertantly got her mad.

[TIP]

THAT's what I'm thinking about. :lol:

Brown Charlie!

Never forget!

T
(I think I know where it's located)

[Magnum V.I.]

I find it amusing Gabe from The Office is the zombie on the bus in the newest Skittles ads.


I also find it sad I immediately recognized him when I saw the commercial the first time.

[St.-]

Last week, I dropped a Whitman Mayo reference up in here. And tonight, not only did I recite all those TV plots from memory, but I also referenced Punky Brewster AND her obscure friend Cherie and the refrigerator episode without looking anything up.

I don't care what any of you guys say, I'm pretty damned awesome.

I sometimes call girls younger then my Punky Brewster but I'm not sure what they think I'm implying.

"Cheers" on the TV refs Cliff Klonen

[WillieLee]

Night shifts suck.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Night shifts suck.

Night Court never complained about it!

[TIP]

Night shifts suck.

Don't want to keep it in a lower gear?

[WillieLee]

Watching Jay Leno interview people is painful.

[WillieLee]

Night Court never complained about it!

That's because they had Markie Post's tits to look at.

[TIP]

That's because they had Markie Post's tits to look at.

Vega$!

Hmm.

Say, Sy-TV!

Did Dan Tanna ever throw a poke at Markie Post?

[WillieLee]

Oddly enough, I'm going to Vegas next week.

[BriRedfern]

Oddly enough, I'm going to Vegas next week.

Looking for real estate?

[WillieLee]

Looking for real estate?

I'm buying MGM.

[Taxman]

This actually sounds promising... (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2011/02/15/jamie-bamber-to-star-in-ron-moores-magical-crime-drama-17th-precinct/)



Stockard Channing?

[TIP]

Hunh...I missed that link about the 17th Precinct. Colo(u)r me intrigued.

[TIP]

Oddly enough, I'm going to Vegas next week.

Logistics on the impending YPJ nuptials?

[Taxman]

I'm buying MGM.

Make sure you don't get trucked into buying the old one.

[Foolish Mortal]

Stockard Channing?

Great under-appreciated character actress.

[TIP]

For Sy-Kimo

Castle Greyskull Igloo (http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/15/castle-grayskull-igl.html)

[Taxman]

I always thought of Lord of the Rings as a sort of nexus of film trilogies since it had a an X-Men guy, a Star Wars guy and on and on.

Only now did I realize that it had a Back to the Future guy.

[WillieLee]

Kanye has a song called H.A.M. So he's exempt from any criticism.

[TIP]

Well, Hello, Almost Four Hours of Rest.

[R0cketFr0g]

Oddly enough, I'm going to Vegas next week.

Willie always bets on black.

[TIP]

Willie always bets on black.

I would have said beds down with...

[TIP]

The HelpDesk will be re-imaging my 'puter today (new Windows Whatever).

Like all the times before...what could possibly go wrong?

:mad:

*rubs laptop*
*rubs Other laptop*

T
(coos)

[Artie Pink]

Watching Jay Leno interview people is painful.

Again, I don't understand why you'd even watch this.

[TIP]

Meat IS (and can be) MURDER!

:mad:

T
(hear the above in Max's voice from HART TO HART)

[TIP]

Again, I don't understand why you'd even watch this.

WillieLee: Pain Sponge

[Gregory]

Stockard Channing?

First Lady Rizzo on the case.

[Artie Pink]

WillieLee: Pain Sponge

Yeah, I guess. Does he ever watch/listen/read anything good these days?

[TIP]

Yeah, I guess. Does he ever watch/listen/read anything good these days?

Whatever's playing on them Loonie-operated Tee-Vees at the Truck Stop?

[Gregory]

Colbert featured what was billed as LCD Soundsystem's last TV appearance on Monday, and he played "I Can Change (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8FKkVnqng)." This was the first time I heard it, and I f'ing love it.

Of course, I'm discovering a band as they dissolve.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Whatever's playing on them Loonie-operated Tee-Vees at the Truck Stop?

I can only assume it's Night Court. Richard Moll wept!

[Artie Pink]

Whatever's playing on them Loonie-operated Tee-Vees at the Truck Stop?

And if he'd get a mobile device that's not a Blackberry, he could watch something good on it.

[Gregory]

I can only assume it's Night Court. Richard Moll wept!

Mac, Kwan Lee, and their daughter Flicka are waiting for yoooooouuu.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Or maybe it's just that episode of 30 Rock with half the cast of Night Court on it...I'm not sure.

[WillieLee]

Again, I don't understand why you'd even watch this.

Because it was on when the DVR kicked out.

[Artie Pink]

Selma? Or Roz? :heybaby:

[Gregory]

I actually have autographed pictures from Harry, Dan, and Bull. I wrote to them via the network and got responses within a few months. I was maybe 11.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Because it was on when the DVR kicked out.

Show me...rewind live TV!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Selma? Or Roz? :heybaby:

I like Selma. Not enough to plook her but I always thought she was the funniest baliff.

Though Roz was a great straight (wo)man.

God I love Night Court. Maybe a lot of it is nostalgia (insisted on watching it as a child, though I didn't get most of what was going on) and it's a big reason why I give anything with John Laroquette's name on it a chance, regardless of how shitty it looks.

[Artie Pink]

I like Selma. Not enough to plook her but I always thought she was the funniest baliff.

Though Roz was a great straight (wo)man.

God I love Night Court. Maybe a lot of it is nostalgia (insisted on watching it as a child, though I didn't get most of what was going on) and it's a big reason why I give anything with John Laroquette's name on it a chance, regardless of how shitty it looks.


Kick ass theme song, too!


**plays intro on makeshift office bass - empty tissue box with rubber bands strung across the opening**

[Gregory]

it's a big reason why I give anything with John Laroquette's name on it a chance, regardless of how shitty it looks.

There about three consecutive seasons when he was the funniest actor on TV, including HBO comedy specials. The episode where he can't touch the DA's daughter? Gold.

[WillieLee]

I could never be a guidance counselor because my solution to every problem is to "throw some D's on that bitch".

[Artie Pink]

Kick ass theme song, too!


**plays intro on makeshift office bass - empty tissue box with rubber bands strung across the opening**


I assume you guys are all working on this now. It's really great. Use rubber bands of varying thickness. I've got the bottom inside packed with cotton for some deep end.

I also poked some holes in the top of a second box guitar for that spanish guitar sound.

[Gregory]

"Rheinhold?!"

[Gregory]

ESPN.com headline: Scottish deerhound is top dog at Westminster.

Breeding dogs is a sport?

[Cth]

Mirror Tobey Maguire just served me my pizza a couple of hours ago.

I'm still in shock about it.

Your reaction?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/227839420.gif

[Cth]

I always thought of Lord of the Rings as a sort of nexus of film trilogies since it had a an X-Men guy, a Star Wars guy and on and on.

Only now did I realize that it had a Back to the Future guy.

Speaking of which, I only realized this weekend that Billy Zane was in Back to the Future II.

[Artie Pink]

Speaking of which, I only realized this weekend that Billy Zane was in Back to the Future II.


I, too!

[Dusto]

I'm somehow always under the false impression that John Larroquette died.

[TIP]

Workin' on muh Previews.

Thanks again for the linky, YPJ!

[Dusto]

His show was good for the first few seasons, before the network sucked the life out of it. I liked all the Pynchon references.

[Artie Pink]

Workin' on muh Previews.

Thanks again for the linky, YPJ!


Sweet! Finding anything?

[Gregory]

I'm somehow always under the false impression that John Larroquette died.

Now he's on Broadway! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLMrIW-X6U)

http://www.howtosucceedbroadway.com/email/images/header.jpg

[TIP]

Sweet! Finding anything?

Bloom County Volume Four!

And my usual pulls.

[Artie Pink]

Bloom County Volume Four!

And my usual pulls.

I remember thinking there were a few good things in there.

[TIP]

I remember thinking there were a few good things in there.

There's stuff I'm taking note of to get down the line:

The new WE3 Hardcover for sure.

[Dusto]

I listened to some Telekinesis! Thanks for the recommendation, Jim. Good stuff.

[Artie Pink]

That's what I hear. Not sure if I'm going to make that my local or use this as an excuse to go mail order (like my hero YPJ).


I'm a very picky comic buyer. I get a lot of stuff, and I want it to be perfect. I get a lot of oddball stuff, and I don't want to miss any of it. I get variant covers, low print indie stuff, HCs, figures, and statues. And I usually throw back issues into the mix, and comics from a couple weeks or months ago.

And in four years, Midtown has never let me down. An occasional mistake, but very easily corrected without any hassle.

I don't even bother to pre-order (though I could save more if I did). I just place my order weekly, and actually usually bi-weekly or even monthly.

I just want that to sink in - I order once a month and everything is in stock. Sometimes a "hot" item will sell out but be back in stock by the time I get around to ordering. Four years - never missed nothin'. Don't even bother pre-ordering or even ordering weekly.

[TIP]

There's the strong possibility I'll abandon my shorp when my subscription runs out in June.

[WillieLee]

ESPN.com headline: Scottish deerhound is top dog at Westminster.

Breeding dogs is a sport?

After they made the X-games, there was no point closing the door.

[Gregory]

After they made the X-games, there was no point closing the door.

I remember a time when ESPN2 showed roller derby and wrestling. Those were good days, my droogs.

[WillieLee]

Wow, Wisconsin is a dick state. Trying to scrap the CBA?

[Gregory]

Wow, Wisconsin is a dick state. Trying to scrap the CBA?

And threatening to call in the national guard.

[Artie Pink]

Wow, Wisconsin is a dick state. Trying to scrap the CBA?


And threatening to call in the national guard.

35% of our population are criminals. 35% are Republican loons who listen to talk radio all day. And 30% of us are reasonable.

Because of these numbers, we've now elected one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen to be Governor. There's real problems coming.

[WillieLee]

Get teaching or we'll waterboard you!