We TIP RK for the New Plook Solution

[Buk Was Right]

:lol: Totally true, dude. Our Kaitlyn (http://www.todaystmj4.com/about/people/anchors/82948142.html) is a former Miss Wisconsin. I don't think she could understand a cup holder.

Our "Kaitlin" is a little Italian dude named Sal who I think hit on my girlfriend once even though he was clearly already ON a date with some other woman.

Respect.

[Sy-Klone]

Have we ever cast the thread to BSG?

The only Gimme is Sy-K as Adama.

Fun Fact: I spent 45 minutes today trying to take a picture of myself in this pose...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/Sy-Klone/adama-1.jpg

...but I couldn't get the lighting right. My bits are getting too sophisticated.

[jason hissong]

Chicago is pooping their pants because of the snow.

[Dusto]

158 Years of Beautiful Sex

[TIP]

Where have you gone, Barry Zevan the Weatherman?

[Sy-Klone]

Yep, it's a Continuity Associates (http://nealadams.com/) ad. If you can navigate that gaudy site without getting a nosebleed, perhaps you should become a fighter pilot.

:lol:

[TIP]

Fun Fact: I spent 45 minutes today trying to take a picture of myself in this pose...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/Sy-Klone/adama-1.jpg

...but I couldn't get the lighting right. My bits are getting too sophisticated.

:lol:

Oh, man...that would have been great.

Perhaps SO great that the Saint would finally update his avatar.

[Dusto]

Where have you gone, Barry Zevan the Weatherman?

Warren Zevon the Barometer?

[Sy-Klone]

How can there be 20 or more albums that "define" you? Isn't that just getting silly?

The Styx catalog pretty well sums me up. From the rebellious highs of "Too Much Time on My Hands" and "Renegade" to the fabulous theatrics of "Mr. Roboto" and the tepid decline that was "Show Me the Way," I am Styx.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

EJO's teeth are still my favorite BSG character, right behind EJO's mustache and Fat Lee's gut.

[TIP]

Warren Zevon the Barometer?

Baron Meterbraten versus Doctor Donger.

One Ding-a-Ling to rule us all!

T
(take that, Vahg-ner)

[TIP]

EJO's teeth are still my favorite BSG character, right behind EJO's mustache and Fat Lee's gut.

Fat Lee's gut couple with those prosthetic neck/cheek pieces that affixed to Bamber.

[Sy-Klone]

I do wish they'd take the cunt out of country these days.

If your face doesn't look like six miles of bad road, you don't belong in country music. Country music is not for pretty people or sheltered people. It's for people who've lived and have the scars to prove it.

I posted that because I think that, in this world of Rascal Flatts and Carrie Underwood, we should pause every now and again to collectively nod with approval in the direction of folks like Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon Jennings.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Fat Lee's gut couple with those prosthetic neck/cheek pieces that affixed to Bamber.

Bamber-me+a=Babar.

[Sy-Klone]

Where have you gone, Barry Zevan the Weatherman?

I miss Al Sleet, our hippie-dippie weatherman.

[TIP]

If your face doesn't look like six miles of bad road, you don't belong in country music. Country music is not for pretty people or sheltered people. It's for people who've lived and have the scars to prove it.

I posted that because I think that, in this world of Rascal Flatts and Carrie Underwood, we should pause every now and again to collectively nod with approval in the direction of folks like Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon Jennings.

And make snarky remarks about KK's filthy jeans. :shifty:

[TIP]

Bamber-me+a=Babar.

No children?

No elephant buks.

:crazy:

[Black Roman]

I do wish they'd take the cunt out of country these days.

Wouldn't it just be Otry then?

[Sy-Klone]

:lol:

Oh, man...that would have been great.

Perhaps SO great that the Saint would finally update his avatar.

Maybe I'll try again one of these days. Don't be expecting it, though. If it happens, it'll be a surprise. Like I said, I think my bits are getting too ambitious. Also, the fact that I'm developing bits suggests I'm perilously close to becoming Michael Scott. Also, love me.

[Magnum V.I.]

Coolest thing that I discovered today: My name is listed on Lostepedia because my name is in the credits of the Lost Video game from several years ago.

So you guys can totally use me next time you're playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon when you need to make an obscure link. I'M BASICALLY AS FAMOUS AS THE SMOKE MONSTER!

Well that makes sense. Just when you thought the smoke monster would show up to a drink up, he bails.


Maybe I'll try again one of these days. Don't be expecting it, though. If it happens, it'll be a surprise. Like I said, I think my bits are getting too ambitious. Also, the fact that I'm developing bits suggests I'm perilously close to becoming Michael Scott. Also, love me.


I love Michael Scott and even the current version of the Office even up to this point. (Suck it YPJ!) I like whats I like and thats how I likes it!

[Artie Pink]

I love Michael Scott and even the current version of the Office even up to this point. (Suck it YPJ!) I like whats I like and thats how I likes it!

I'm fine with that!

I want to like it!

[Magnum V.I.]

I'm fine with that!

I want to like it!

I know why you don't.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/images/Christmas%20Grinch%20Heart.jpg

[Black Roman]

I used to like The Office, but then it seemed like everyone in the cast starting being "in on the joke" which makes the show seem kind of forced lately.



I'll takes Parks and Rec over The Office any day.

[Artie Pink]

I know why you don't.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/images/Christmas%20Grinch%20Heart.jpg

Dude, I spread cake frosting on my Chips Ahoy. My heart is enlarged and engorged!

[Artie Pink]

If I sit just right at work, the chick in the cubicle behind me can hear my heart beat against my shirt.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Dude, I spread cake frosting on my Chips Ahoy. My heart is enlarged and engorged!

Wait, like frosting in a can? On Chips Ahoy! cookies?

This is the single best idea I've ever heard.

[TIP]

Deep fry it and you'll have a Monte Chipo.

[WillieLee]

Is Kelly come name for guy who plays Woody Harrelson?



Hey fuck you! I love my thread I started!!

I keep adding albums only because of things that really helped shape my taste in music and certain times in my life when I discovered I had a period.

That explains a lot.

[WillieLee]

Coolest thing that I discovered today: My name is listed on Lostepedia because my name is in the credits of the Lost Video game from several years ago.

So you guys can totally use me next time you're playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon when you need to make an obscure link. I'M BASICALLY AS FAMOUS AS THE SMOKE MONSTER!

Well, in context of the show your connection makes as much sense.

[Artie Pink]

Wait, like frosting in a can? On Chips Ahoy! cookies?

This is the single best idea I've ever heard.


I call it "cookie spread".

[Magnum V.I.]

Dude, I spread cake frosting on my Chips Ahoy. My heart is enlarged and engorged!

....Go on...


That explains a lot.

I put that in there for you!!!


I call it "cookie spread".

How Wilford Brimley does not haunt your dreams with hands made of insulin I will never know.

[jason hissong]

Jason and I are watching Wonder Boys.

I am then going to tell him I had a slumber party with his ex girlfriend after the film is over.

[Magnum V.I.]

Jason and I are watching Wonder Boys.

I am then going to tell him I had a slumber party with his ex girlfriend after the film is over.

....Go on....

[Artie Pink]

How Wilford Brimley does not haunt your dreams with hands made of insulin I will never know.


It's possible he does. If I never go to the doctor, I'll never know!

[Artie Pink]

Jason and I are watching Wonder Boys.

I am then going to tell him I had a slumber party with his ex girlfriend after the film is over.


DON'T DO IT!!!!











Seriously, that movie sucks. :sick:

[Magnum V.I.]

Also...is this Tara, or Sara, or Mindy, or Susan, or Jerri, or Meredith?

Jason always tells us he keeps a lot of pokers in the fire for a cold night.

[jason hissong]

....Go on....

You didn't hear my weekend drama?

[Artie Pink]

(just kidding, I actually quite like Wonder Boys)

[Magnum V.I.]

You didn't hear my weekend drama?

Never.

[jason hissong]

(just kidding, I actually quite like Wonder Boys)

:lol:


Also...is this Tara, or Sara, or Mindy, or Susan, or Jerri, or Meredith?

Jason always tells us he keeps a lot of pokers in the fire for a cold night.


Never.


Saturday night I had a great first date with Sara. I also orchestrated a date with Tara.

I then went home with Natalie and stayed over. Natalie is my roommate and good friend, Jason's, ex girlfriend.

And then I lied to Jason about my Saturday night activities.

[TIP]

Pokers in the fire.
Porkers in the rucksack.

[Magnum V.I.]

Saturday night I had a great first date with Sara. I also orchestrated a date with Tara.

I then went home with Natalie and stayed over. Natalie is my roommate and good friend, Jason's, ex girlfriend.

And then I lied to Jason about my Saturday night activities.

Were any fires stoked? Were any passions ignited? Did any of these women Cross the Rubicon is you catch my drift. :heybaby:

[jason hissong]

Were any fires stoked? Were any passions ignited? Did any of these women Cross the Rubicon is you catch my drift. :heybaby:

Well. Sara and I were making out in our split cab home. Natalie and I were definitely. . . active. Not plooking, but . . .

[TIP]

Someone's in the bedroom with Hissong.
Someone's in the bedroom I know-oh-oh.

[Magnum V.I.]

Well. Sara and I were making out in our split cab home. Natalie and I were definitely. . . active. Not plooking, but . . .

Awesome.


Hopefully your buddy Jason is cool beans. I know a guy who is now engaged to his buddies ex-girlfriend.

But they sort of started dating right when she broke up with his buddy.


He's still sort of bitter.


So maybe a different situation.

[TIP]

What could possibly go wrong?

:ecstatic:

[jason hissong]

Awesome.


Hopefully your buddy Jason is cool beans. I know a guy who is now engaged to his buddies ex-girlfriend.

But they sort of started dating right when she broke up with his buddy.


He's still sort of bitter.


So maybe a different situation.

I think it'll be okay if I just tell him and not make a big deal of it. And Jason broke up with her. If it was the other way, there's no way this would have happened.

[jason hissong]

What could possibly go wrong?

:ecstatic:

:lol:

This is all going to collapse around me.

[Magnum V.I.]

I think it'll be okay if I just tell him and not make a big deal of it. And Jason broke up with her. If it was the other way, there's no way this would have happened.

True.


I do hope for this threads amusement shit gets flipped.

RIP moviemaker :(

[jason hissong]

True.


I do hope for this threads amusement shit gets flipped.

RIP moviemaker :(

I like how you are wishing for chaos for me. :lol:

[Magnum V.I.]

I like how you are wishing for chaos for me. :lol:

On a personal level I hope all is well.


On an entertainment level I hope the coffee table is flipped and he says he had sex with your mother!

[jason hissong]

On a personal level I hope all is well.


On an entertainment level I hope the coffee table is flipped and he says he had sex with your mother!

:lol:

[TIP]

:lol:

This is all going to collapse around me.

I'll take the Collapse over a Prolapse.

[WillieLee]

Awesome.


Hopefully your buddy Jason is cool beans. I know a guy who is now engaged to his buddies ex-girlfriend.

But they sort of started dating right when she broke up with his buddy.


He's still sort of bitter.


So maybe a different situation.

Yeah, guys are legendary for their ability to view things rationally.

[Black Roman]

Is Jason a pimp?

[Artie Pink]

I like how you are wishing for chaos for me. :lol:


Every dude has to have such "chaos" a couple times in their lives. It's what makes you feel truly alive. It's what makes air taste so sweet. It's what you look back on when those days are long over and you need something to think about when you're jerking off rather than waking up your sleeping wife.

[Artie Pink]

:lol:

This is all going to collapse around me.


It only matters if you care about feelings - yours or others. And that is not necessary. Think of it more as a chess game.

[TIP]

Castle her, Jason!!!

[TIP]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/500x_picture_112.jpg

[Black Roman]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/500x_picture_112.jpg

*steals*

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/500x_picture_112.jpg

Jealous.

[TIP]

And

In light of this:

I should finally get around to filling in the gaps in my Morrison material.

[Black Roman]

One Unimorphic Dream Totem coming up . . .

[Adrian B AWESOME]

And

In light of this:

I should finally get around to filling in the gaps in my Morrison material.

Examples?

[TIP]

And damn that Rage Boy for making me answer all real and shit. :wink:

[TIP]

Examples?

I read a lot of the early Morrison DOOM PATROL from my pal, The Donk, but I didn't own them. I've the first trade now.

I had (key word: HAD) the entire run previously but most/all went missing ages ago.

So that.

I'm missing an issue or two of the first SEA GUY mini.

[TIP]

A day late but John Lydon turned 55 yesterday.

[Artie Pink]

NAME! THAT! CAT!!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture001.jpg

[Artie Pink]

Wow, where the fuck ARE you guys? A little snow and you puss out?

[Artie Pink]

I think the ghost of Dennis Hopper has rigged Ricky Gervais - if he should ever slightly close his mouth and/or open his eyes whilst laughing in a promo picture, he'll EXPLODE.

[jason hissong]

Well. I told Jason. At first, it went pretty well. We both had a good conversation about it.


And then, after I went to bed, he sent me an email. It was pretty scathing, and perhaps rightfully so.

I really hope I haven't done irreparable damage here, but I might have.

There you go, Magnum. Jason Hissong: Chaos Bringer.

[Gregory]

TIP, do you have Kill Your Boyfriend? It was released as a trade within the last few years.

[TIP]

Well. I told Jason. At first, it went pretty well. We both had a good conversation about it.


And then, after I went to bed, he sent me an email. It was pretty scathing, and perhaps rightfully so.

I really hope I haven't done irreparable damage here, but I might have.

There you go, Magnum. Jason Hissong: Chaos Bringer.


TIP, do you have Kill Your Boyfriend? It was released as a trade within the last few years.

I like the timing of G's post.

[TIP]

And

No offense, Hiss Man...but don't you find it interesting that he saved his Scathiness for an E-mail when he had a perfect opportunity to talk In Person?

[TIP]

To answer Gregethor,

I don't have that one.

[Gregory]

To answer Gregethor,

I don't have that one.

Phillip Bond art. A hooligan road romance. Fourth wall breaking.

It's good.

[Artie Pink]

Well. I told Jason. At first, it went pretty well. We both had a good conversation about it.


And then, after I went to bed, he sent me an email. It was pretty scathing, and perhaps rightfully so.

I really hope I haven't done irreparable damage here, but I might have.

There you go, Magnum. Jason Hissong: Chaos Bringer.

It is kind of an unwritten rule that dude's don't go after their buddies' exes. That said, it's a rule that's often broken. Though not by me.


And

No offense, Hiss Man...but don't you find it interesting that he saved his Scathiness for an E-mail when he had a perfect opportunity to talk In Person?


Yeah, it is kind of pussyish to send an e-mail after stewing about it and not saying anything in person. Then again, it takes a while to gather thoughts.

The thing to remember is it's only a girl. There'll be another one along any second now.

[Artie Pink]

Phillip Bond art. A hooligan road romance. Fourth wall breaking.

It's good.


It is good.

I also kinda liked Vimanarama by Morrison and Bond, though KYB is fairly essential and Vimanarama not so much.

[jason hissong]

And

No offense, Hiss Man...but don't you find it interesting that he saved his Scathiness for an E-mail when he had a perfect opportunity to talk In Person?


It is kind of an unwritten rule that dude's don't go after their buddies' exes. That said, it's a rule that's often broken. Though not by me.




Yeah, it is kind of pussyish to send an e-mail after stewing about it and not saying anything in person. Then again, it takes a while to gather thoughts.

The thing to remember is it's only a girl. There'll be another one along any second now.

He gets the benefit of the doubt for the email. No questions about it. It's better that he share those thoughts in email, as opposed to when we had our conversation.

I love him more than I liked going down on her, that's for sure. Despite my more recent actions betraying this idea.

[Gregory]

It is good.

I also kinda liked Vimanarama by Morrison and Bond, though KYB is fairly essential and Vimanarama not so much.

I would say very not so much. I would recommend it only for Bond fans.

[TIP]

Phillip Bond art. A hooligan road romance. Fourth wall breaking.

It's good.

Schweet! Never read that 'un.

Note has been....NOTED!!!

dun dun DUN!!!

[TIP]

I love him more than I liked going down on her, that's for sure. Despite my more recent actions betraying this idea.

Hiss Man: Subtle like a Sack of Flour in a Bar Fight.

T
(wait...what?!?)

[WillieLee]

He gets the benefit of the doubt for the email. No questions about it. It's better that he share those thoughts in email, as opposed to when we had our conversation.

I love him more than I liked going down on her, that's for sure. Despite my more recent actions betraying this idea.

Now you're just getting weird.

[Gregory]

I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer, but I don't see the stigma of dating a friend's ex. They're exes. The claim is null.

If the lass dumped my friend, I'd think twice about dating her, lest she treat me as badly.

[TIP]

A friend of mine has been married to my First Plook for...oh...17 years or so.

[jason hissong]

Hiss Man: Subtle like a Sack of Flour in a Bar Fight.

T
(wait...what?!?)

You heard me.


Now you're just getting weird.

Yes.


A friend of mine has been married to my First Plook for...oh...17 years or so.

Nice.

[Artie Pink]

I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer, but I don't see the stigma of dating a friend's ex. They're exes. The claim is null.

If the lass dumped my friend, I'd think twice about dating her, lest she treat me as badly.

I dunno man, it's kinda like the rule against messing with a guy's car. Just not done.

[TIP]

I dunno man, it's kinda like the rule against messing with a guy's car. Just not done.

Lil' Sugar in the Gas Tank, eh? :heybaby:

[Gregory]

I dunno man, it's kinda like the rule against messing with a guy's car. Just not done.

Our small high-school group swapped the same girl for virtually all four years. No one emerged from that scene looking good, so I see the need for the protocol.

Then again, when my wife walked away, one of her recent best friends swooped in to become Half-Pint very soon after. H-P even quoted Baby Got Back: "They toss it. And leave it. And I pull up quick to retrieve it."

[Dusto]

And

No offense, Hiss Man...but don't you find it interesting that he saved his Scathiness for an E-mail when he had a perfect opportunity to talk In Person?

It's like he's part chick or something.

[Dusto]

It is kind of an unwritten rule that dude's don't go after their buddies' exes. That said, it's a rule that's often broken. Though not by me.

One of my friends hooked up with my ex because he was mad that I started dating the girl he had a crush on but whom he had never asked out. I knew he liked, but I liked her too, so I thought it was fair.

[Dusto]

It is good.

I also kinda liked Vimanarama by Morrison and Bond, though KYB is fairly essential and Vimanarama not so much.

I LOVED Vimanarama. The final issue rushed things a bit, and it would have been better with a fourth issue to fill things in, but I think it's pretty great as is.

[Artie Pink]

One of my friends hooked up with my ex because he was mad that I started dating the girl he had a crush on but whom he had never asked out. I knew he liked, but I liked her too, so I thought it was fair.

Well, that's another thing to watch out for - retaliation.

Plus, man, I don't wanna be the guy some chick blows just to later tease some other dude over.

There's too many other chicks out there.

[Black Roman]

Oh look, more Morrison talk . . .

[Dusto]

I didn't really care that he hooked up with her though. I'd moved on.

[Artie Pink]

My best buddy Dave thought it would be a good idea to see my ex Amber (no really) back in 1991 or so.

I didn't care, but yet I did.

I dumped Amber pretty good and I've got some pretty hilarious stories about bumping into her whilst I was with my knockout new girlfriend. So I had no residual feelings.

But Dave knew Amber was a cunt - he told me so many times - and yet, there he was. And of course she did it to get back at me and then she dumped him and he was sad. And what am I supposed to do in that situation? There Dave is, all sad and shit.

Anyway, after some time had passed, I started offering Dave my pizza crusts and such - "hey, I don't want these anymore, do you want my discards and rejects, like you wanted Amber?" This tradition pops up still every once in a while when Dave's wife and Jessica are out of earshot.

[jason hissong]

My best buddy Dave thought it would be a good idea to see my ex Amber (no really) back in 1991 or so.

I didn't care, but yet I did.

I dumped Amber pretty good and I've got some pretty hilarious stories about bumping into her whilst I was with my knockout new girlfriend. So I had no residual feelings.

But Dave knew Amber was a cunt - he told me so many times - and yet, there he was. And of course she did it to get back at me and then she dumped him and he was sad. And what am I supposed to do in that situation? There Dave is, all sad and shit.

Anyway, after some time had passed, I started offering Dave my pizza crusts and such - "hey, I don't want these anymore, do you want my discards and rejects, like you wanted Amber?" This tradition pops up still every once in a while when Dave's wife and Jessica are out of earshot.

I predict that a very similar thing will happen with Jason and me.


Except I won't date Natalie. Therefore, I won't be sad.

[Artie Pink]

Like I said, from 1988 - 1991 I had many hilarious encounters of accidentally bumping into Amber while with Amy or Jenny. But her hooking up with my best friend Dave was probably a major trump, in her mind anyway.

Ten years later I was in a serious relationship with Amber's former best friend, Michelle. Michelle and I had a long history of near-misses, but in 2001 we were finally together. I had actually completely forgotten about the Amber/Michelle connection by then. And it came to pass that Michelle's brother was working with Amber and Michelle and I came to visit one day and Amber had a meltdown after we left and quit.

So for the record, I am still the champ!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

It is good.

I also kinda liked Vimanarama by Morrison and Bond, though KYB is fairly essential and Vimanarama not so much.

Agreed. KYB is total Brit Punk greatness. In that particular story Bond>Morrison by far.

Later Doom Patrol rules. It gets so strange and wonderful.

Also: Flex Mentallo. This year. At last. I've got #1 and #4 (paid cover price for both!!) so I've never actually read it. Super excited.

[TIP]

In other words Jason and Jason should become an item, yes?

[Artie Pink]

I guess what I want to say is blowjobs are not difficult to get, but good friends are.

[Black Roman]

I guess what I want to say is blowjobs are not difficult to get, but good friends are.

Is it so much to want both?

[jason hissong]

In other words Jason and Jason should become an item, yes?

We've been living together for five years! We're almost to Common Law!

[Artie Pink]

It's sad that all my adventures happened between 1985 and 1994. But I'm glad I straightened out. When I see people from back then still doing the same dumb shit it kinda freaks me out.

[Artie Pink]

Man, I bet the Egyptian cops would love to use a riot hose on those crowds. They should have probably started working on getting running water about 40 years ago.

[Gregory]

Man, I bet the Egyptian cops would love to use a riot hose on those crowds. They should have probably started working on getting running water about 40 years ago.

They bought all the Archimedes screws at the local Tomb Depot.

[TIP]

Thrillwaukee Jim expands into the Irrigation Market.

[Black Roman]

These dudes made the pyramids and invented a language of images, what the fuck happened to them?




Did they aliens take back their knowledge?

[Gregory]

These dudes made the pyramids and invented a language of images, what the fuck happened to them?

Did they aliens take back their knowledge?

God smote them for the Six Day war.

[Artie Pink]

Ironically, the Egyptians' food pyramid is comprised of scorpions, dead relatives, burnt flags and wishes.

[TIP]

and

sand wiches

:shifty:

[TIP]

Actually...this is all Shepshep's fault.

[Dusto]

I liked Egypt when I was there. Alexandria is a nice relatively Westernized city, and Cairo has a lot of charm. And there are lots of cute little beach towns on the Sinai. Down south, though, the poverty is pretty extreme.

[Artie Pink]

I wonder if the Egyptians have any idea the bottles for their Molotov Cocktails once held beverages for drinking.

[Dusto]

The alcohol was funny in Egypt. I had wine "from Egypt's best and only vineyard." And there is a beer called Stella (no relation to Artois) whose slogan was something like "Whatever doesn't kill you," because all of the other alcohol was cheap knockoff stuff like Jock Daniels or Jose Corvo.

[Artie Pink]

Citizens are being urged to stay indoors. But that's really a misnomer; they don't have doors, they just have those rugs hanging over every entranceway.

[Artie Pink]

I've never seen a desert have a watershed moment before.

[Artie Pink]

I do hope the protesters get whatever it is they want. I can't read their signs, but those squiggly "words" sure are pretty!

[Black Roman]

Citizens are being urged to stay indoors. But that's really a misnomer; they don't have doors, they just have those rugs hanging over every entranceway.

Do you think they rub lamb's blood on their doorways still?





You know, just in case?

[Artie Pink]

Man, are Egyptian babes into mummenschanz or what?

[Artie Pink]

Mubarak's army has a plan to distract 88% of the crowd by yelling "Ahmad! Look over there!"

[TIP]

Woo!

Jim!!!

:rofl:

[TIP]

Shows how much I pay attention.

Who the hell voted for ME for Poster of the year?!? :lol:

[WillieLee]

This day has been a fuck show and its not over yet.

[Artie Pink]

So alluring. Or would you guys say she's more captivating?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture002.jpg

[TIP]

This day has been a fuck show and its not over yet.

Inspired to finally start up your own Web Cam Show?

[Magnum V.I.]

Shows how much I pay attention.

Who the hell voted for ME for Poster of the year?!? :lol:

You're just jealous of my awesome zero votes!

[Artie Pink]

Hmmm. I get to work from home tomorrow what with the blizzard and all. I don't like to collide worlds like that, Jerry.

[Artie Pink]

Shows how much I pay attention.

Who the hell voted for ME for Poster of the year?!? :lol:


Meanwhile, I'm America's Bendis Board Sweetheart, and I get NOTHIN'!

[Cth]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/erniehudsonghosebusters.jpg

[Your Pal, Carl]

Wow, where the fuck ARE you guys? A little snow and you puss out?

When I'm off the grid for more than 36 hours I really miss this place.

Last night I saw Airplane for the first time... on the big screen. An amazing experience. Packed house, Zucker, Zucker, Abrahams and Robert Hays in the building. Everyone went crazy for the credits and roared with every joke, gag and pun. Lines were shouted by half the audience at times. When each character appeared for the first time everyone cheered, the loudest ones for the late Leslie Nielsen, Robert Hays and Stephen Stucker (There's a sale at Pennys!). I even discovered a few gags I'd missed (and I've watched the film several dozen times). Standing Ovation at the end of the movie and again after a one hour moderated Q&A followed by audience questions.

This is how the classics should be watched.

[Scotty]

That sounds awesome!

[Artie Pink]

When I'm off the grid for more than 36 hours I really miss this place.

Last night I saw Airplane for the first time... on the big screen. An amazing experience. Packed house, Zucker, Zucker, Abrahams and Robert Hays in the building. Everyone went crazy for the credits and roared with every joke, gag and pun. Lines were shouted by half the audience at times. When each character appeared for the first time everyone cheered, the loudest ones for the late Leslie Nielsen, Robert Hays and Stephen Stucker (There's a sale at Pennys!). I even discovered a few gags I'd missed (and I've watched the film several dozen times). Standing Ovation at the end of the movie and again after a one hour moderated Q&A followed by audience questions.

This is how the classics should be watched.


Fantastic! This has been here as well (no Hayes, though) and it was great (the Zuckers and Abrahams are from Milwaukee). Their Q&A thing was really cool.

[Black Roman]

Seriously, what do people in that part of the world have against shoes?


http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/02/01/crowd1.jpg

[Dusto]

Seriously, what do people in that part of the world have against shoes?


http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/02/01/crowd1.jpg

It's symbolic. Sabotage. Didn't you ever see Star Trek VI, the Undiscovered Country?

[TIP]

Seriously, what do people in that part of the world have against shoes?


http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/02/01/crowd1.jpg

They've all collectively have a thing for Krushchev?

[Buk Was Right]

Had a question about fucking Nabokov on my daily trivia iPhone game.

Got it wrong.

You guys are good for nuthin'!

[Black Roman]

It's symbolic. Sabotage. Didn't you ever see Star Trek VI, the Undiscovered Country?

No, but I don't even think the people who made it, saw it.

[Dusto]

Had a question about fucking Nabokov on my daily trivia iPhone game.

Got it wrong.

You guys are good for nuthin'!

What was the question?

Answer: John Shade.

[Artie Pink]

Seriously, what do people in that part of the world have against shoes?


http://l1.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2011/02/01/crowd1.jpg

Yeah, but that guy in the middle looks GREAT in Patty Smyth's scarf from 1984!

[Buk Was Right]

What was the question?

Answer: John Shade.

Something about what ELSE he was known for.

Basically the question was Nabokov and the answer WASN'T Lolita so I was fucked.

[Taxman]

Honestly, as long as it's well done I don't give a shit what they do. Unless editorial puts its own foot down on some retarded plot point, I trust Hickman.George Relish Pants was banned?

WTF?

[Black Roman]

Yeah, but that guy in the middle looks GREAT in Patty Smyth's scarf from 1984!

What's the point of raging against the machine if you can't look good doing it?

[Dusto]

Something about what ELSE he was known for.

Basically the question was Nabokov and the answer WASN'T Lolita so I was fucked.

ANSWER: Butterflies.

[TIP]

What's the point of raging against the machine if you can't look good doing it?

With that rag on it's more like his Ragging against the machine...

[Your Pal, Carl]

Fantastic! This has been here as well (no Hayes, though) and it was great (the Zuckers and Abrahams are from Milwaukee). Their Q&A thing was really cool.

They did this great bit where to introduce the film they all walked on stage and all started talking simultaneously for about thirty seconds, so you couldn't understanding anything, said thank you in unison, dropped their mics and walked off.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Something about what ELSE he was known for.

Basically the question was Nabokov and the answer WASN'T Lolita so I was fucked.

Unless the question was about the Goaltender, I wouldn't have known either.

[Black Roman]

With that rag on it's more like his Ragging against the machine...

... probably more effective that reggaeing against the machine.

[Your Pal, Carl]

George Relish Pants was banned?

WTF?

Banned? Yes. A tragic loss which caused enormous sadness among many TIPsters. :(

[Taxman]

Banned? Yes. A tragic loss which caused enormous sadness among many TIPsters. :(Bother that S|mp$on! :x

[Sy-Klone]

I bet the problem is that they're just now getting the Bangles.

Quick, somebody hide Toto before they find out about "Africa." :scared:

[Black Roman]

I bet the problem is that they're just now getting the Bangles.

Quick, somebody hide Toto before they find out about "Africa." :scared:

Just thought of Get Him to the Greek all of a sudden. :lol:

[Sy-Klone]

Oh, wait. We're talking about Toto. We don't have to hide them. I'm pretty sure we could set them on fire and no one would notice. Know what'd be helpful if we did that? The rains down in Africa. Also, Rosanna Arquette.

[Black Roman]

Ugh, whenever I hear the name Rosanna, I see that lead singer screeching face in my minds eye.






Boner Slayer.

[Magnum V.I.]

Had a question about fucking Nabokov on my daily trivia iPhone game.

Got it wrong.

You guys are good for nuthin'!

Daily Trivia Game!? What's the name of it? I need something else I can actively kick your ass in on a daily basis.

[Black Roman]

So Bendis mentions Elephant Room Medley, 5 hours later, I am now listening to the original motion picture soundtrack to Moulin Rouge . . .

[Your Pal, Carl]

So now I'm +2 for C2E2. :cool:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Shows how much I pay attention.

Who the hell voted for ME for Poster of the year?!? :lol:

The same people who possibly voted for me and WillieLee as comedic duo? :lol:

[Buk Was Right]

Daily Trivia Game!? What's the name of it? I need something else I can actively kick your ass in on a daily basis.

Qrank there's an iPhone app OR I think you can play it on Facebook.

You don't have any friends on Facebook that like you so you might as well do SOMETHING there.

[TIP]

The same people who possibly voted for me and WillieLee as comedic duo? :lol:

:lol:

Chrome Dome versus Pancake Nips!!!

[Magnum V.I.]

Qrank there's an iPhone app OR I think you can play it on Facebook.

You don't have any friends on Facebook that like you so you might as well do SOMETHING there.

:cry:

[TIP]

WilleLee Quiz:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/why_do_black.jpg

[Black Roman]

I love that "why do black people have white hands", the one question I don't think I've ever heard uttered out loud, has more results than all the others combined. :lol:

[WillieLee]

Inspired to finally start up your own Web Cam Show?

If only! $4000 a day to violate myself at home? I'm in!

[WillieLee]

WilleLee Quiz:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/why_do_black.jpg

:shifty:

[WillieLee]

Life in the Canadian prairies, it's currently -41 with the wind(-30 without) and it will be warming up 26 degrees Celsius by tomorrow.

[King of Mars]

WilleLee Quiz:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/why_do_black.jpg

I can't believe "why do black people have white hands" has that many results. I thought everyone knew it's because...

They all had their hands on police cars when God spray painted.

Forgive me. I still remember that one from my Truly Tasteless Jokes book I bought as a kid.

:no:

[Black Roman]

Okay, that made me spit, in laughter and outrage.


Bravo. :lol:

[Buk Was Right]

Life in the Canadian prairies, it's currently -41 with the wind(-30 without) and it will be warming up 26 degrees Celsius by tomorrow.

Stop saying "Celsius".

[King of Mars]

Okay, that made me spit, in laughter and outrage.


Bravo. :lol:

:)

[TIP]

I bet the problem is that they're just now getting the Bangles.


We're on to something. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=7517391&postcount=6766)

:scared:

[WillieLee]

I hope a hobo pisses on Buk.

[Artie Pink]

SNOMG!l

[TIP]

SNOMG!l

Spim!

How 'bad' is it? I saw on the news this morning that ALL Flights were canceled out/in to Chicago.

[Artie Pink]

Spim!

How 'bad' is it? I saw on the news this morning that ALL Flights were canceled out/in to Chicago.

I'd say we got about 14", and with drifts - two feet, average. I have 20" of snow in the front yard and four foot drifts in the back, by the shed.

We were way overdue; this is the first year in 20+ years that I've had a house to shovel instead of an apartment where other chumps have to do it. And we've only had dustings this year.

How about you?

[TIP]

I'd say we got about 14", and with drifts - two feet, average. I have 20" of snow in the front yard and four foot drifts in the back, by the shed.

We were way overdue; this is the first year in 20+ years that I've had a house to shovel instead of an apartment where other chumps have to do it. And we've only had dustings this year.

How about you?

Sub-Zero temps this morning but nothing as far as new snow.

[Artie Pink]

Yeah, we are a bit under 0, and winds of 50 MPH. We're under something called a Civil Danger Warning, which even our newscasters hadn't heard of.

Though I was supposed to work from home, we've now been told not to report in that way either. So basically the internet superhighway is snowed out and needs to be plowed, I guess.

[Your Pal, Carl]

65 and clear skies out here. :)

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE ALL CURIOUS TO KNOW.

[TIP]

Civil Donger Warning

[Dusto]

How had I not heard of zombocom (http://www.zombo.com/) before? You can do anything at zombocom (http://www.zombo.com/). The only limit is yourself.

[Dusto]

The infinite is possible at zombocom (http://www.zombo.com/). The unattainable is unknown at zombocom (http://www.zombo.com/).

[Artie Pink]

Well now I do have to work from home!

[Artie Pink]

zombocom (http://www.zombo.com/) helped my loose 25 lbs in two weeks, and showed my how to give my Wife her first orgasms in Three year!

[Gregory]

To the driver of a black truck who eschewed his headlights inside today's goopy fogbank while riding my bumper: Go eat a bug, hillbilly. The only reason I saw him was because he was wearing his orange hunting jacket.

Who goes hunting in the fog?

[TIP]

Don't pull on Superman's cape.
Don't hunt in the Fog.
Don't pull the pants off the Ol' Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim('s action figures).

[Gregory]

I hope he gets eaten by the dead rising from the sea.

[Artie Pink]

Don't pull on Superman's cape.
Don't hunt in the Fog.
Don't pull the pants off the Ol' Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim('s action figures).


4 have been broken since putting them out on Sunday.

[Artie Pink]

Holy fong! Van Halen vs. John Lennon (http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2010/Best%20of%20Bootie%202010%20%28Unmixed%29/Mighty%20Mike%20-%20Imagine%20A%20Jump.mp3) MP3, right-click to play

[Cth]

65 and clear skies out here. :)

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE ALL CURIOUS TO KNOW.

61 today :)

[Cth]

I hope a hobo pisses on Buk.

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/05/04/your-first-look-at-rutger-hauers-hobo-with-a-shotgun/

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/05/hobowithashotgun050410.jpg



Just last month, our Alison Nastasi shared word that Hobo with a Shotgun -- the fan film that won SXSW's Grindhouse trailer contest -- was getting the feature treatment. ...but not just with anyone, with Rutger Hauer. Talk about getmetothetheaterSTAT! casting. I'm not sure there would be a better man to deliver justice one shell at a time. The film has been in production for three weeks and the first still has hit, which you can see above.

In Alliance's press statement, Hauer says: "We're being very naughty and very dirty and very ugly. We're not trying to make anything pretty. We're not trying to charm anybody. We're saying this is an ugly movie." Ugly, maybe, but that shot of Hauer covered and blood and holding a shotgun is filling me with Ladyhawke glee.

The film focuses on "a vigilante homeless man who pulls into a new city and finds himself trapped in urban chaos, a city where crime rules and where the city's crime boss reigns. Seeing an urban landscape filled with armed robbers, corrupt cops, abused prostitutes and even a pedophile Santa, the Hobo goes about bringing justice to the city the best way he knows how -- with a 20-gauge shotgun. Mayhem ensues when he tries to make things better for the future generation. Street justice will indeed prevail." Of course it will. It's Rutger frickin' Hauer.


So, The Dank Knight..

http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/249778_S/Hot-Trailer-Hobo-With-A-Shotgun-Will-Demand-Your-Change.jpg

POSTER:

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/hobowithashotgunposter.jpg


TRAILER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbl78cj5vM

[TIP]

Hobo with a Shotgun would be a great b-side to Girlfriend in a Coma by the Smiths.

[Foolish Mortal]

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/05/04/your-first-look-at-rutger-hauers-hobo-with-a-shotgun/

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/05/hobowithashotgun050410.jpg
Looks like he's already taken out a street-walker. :lol:

[Gregory]

Looks like he's already taken out a street-walker. :lol:

Hobo with a Roofie

[Dusto]

Holy fong! Van Halen vs. John Lennon (http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2010/Best%20of%20Bootie%202010%20%28Unmixed%29/Mighty%20Mike%20-%20Imagine%20A%20Jump.mp3) MP3, right-click to play

:shock:

[Buk Was Right]

Legs hurt.

Fuck exercising. Fuck it.

Who wants to live forever?

[Your Pal, Carl]

Exchange at work after my second trip to the can.

Cow-orker: The hell is wrong with you today?

Me: I'm not sure what happened to me last night but I think my body is trying to give birth to a giant sea turtle.

Cow-orker: ...

[WillieLee]

Well now I do have to work from home!
Aint that some shit?

[Black Roman]

Man, Nutrias are one butt ugly animal.

[Dusto]

Legs hurt.

Fuck exercising. Fuck it.

Who wants to live forever?

My back hurts. I carried a desk for fifteen blocks on Sunday, and I'm still sore.

[TIP]

Me: I'm not sure what happened to me last night but I think my body is trying to give birth to a giant sea turtle.

Cow-orker: ...

:lol:


My back hurts. I carried a desk for fifteen blocks on Sunday, and I'm still sore.

Desk as Turtle Shell, eh?

[Artie Pink]

NAME! THAT CAT!!l

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture010.jpg

[Gregory]

My back hurts. I carried a desk for fifteen blocks on Sunday, and I'm still sore.

Can't just buy a laptop computer?

[Black Roman]

NAME! THAT CAT!!l

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture010.jpg


Let-Me-Back-In-The-Damn-House-y?

[Gregory]

NAME! THAT CAT!!

Hitlershit.
Col. Potter.
Dark Matter.
The Revered Demosthenes W. Megatron.
Baba Ganoush.
Window Licker.
Sgt. Slaughter.
Felix Lieter.
Hubbub.

[Buk Was Right]

NAME! THAT CAT!!l

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture010.jpg

Powercat The Cat!

[Artie Pink]

Powercat The Cat!
Damn, you ARE good!

[Artie Pink]

Let-Me-Back-In-The-Damn-House-y?


Hitlershit.
Col. Potter.
Dark Matter.
The Revered Demosthenes W. Megatron.
Baba Ganoush.
Window Licker.
Sgt. Slaughter.
Felix Lieter.
Hubbub.


:lol:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Took one step outside, fell on my face. Everything hurts. Fuck this shit.

[Buk Was Right]

Damn, you ARE good!

I got some game.

[Magnum V.I.]

Qrank there's an iPhone app OR I think you can play it on Facebook.

You don't have any friends on Facebook that like you so you might as well do SOMETHING there.
Mother fucker what is your user name!

Mine is Magnum 6.

[Buk Was Right]

Mother fucker what is your user name!

Mine is Magnum 6.

Invite sent.

Please consider it to be on like Donkey Kong.

[Magnum V.I.]

Invite sent.

Please consider it to be on like Donkey Kong.

Oh it will be.

[Artie Pink]

Name! That! Hepcat!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture018.jpg

[TIP]

Sno-Cat the Human Blower!!!

Wait...

[R0cketFr0g]

Keep your fingers away from his auger!!!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Name! That! Hepcat!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Picture018.jpg

I didn't even recognize you.

[Cth]

I didn't even recognize you.

Hah, me either..

I thought that Martin Whatshisface looked a little like PeteL.

[TIP]

Jim's turning into Le Tep!?!

[Artie Pink]

Not pictured: Superstar, lower shirt stains, self-esteem

[Dusto]

Jim Jones looks a little like Jimmy James in that picture.

[Dusto]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0aXB2HR3rudQq/340x.jpg

[TIP]

:shock:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I am getting internet service back next week and also a iPad too.

[Cth]

Paging YPJ..

http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=203409

Superman II thing opportunity..

[Artie Pink]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0aXB2HR3rudQq/340x.jpg


:lol: I get Donal Logue a lot, especially when my hair's long.

In my younger days, I used to get Dennis Miller.

Maybe Jimmy Conners, too, after I got a little weight on my face.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Jim1990-big.jpg

[Artie Pink]

Paging YPJ..

http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=203409

Superman II thing opportunity..


Thanks! Done!

[jason hissong]

Snow. Everywhere.

[TIP]

Licky Boom Boom Down.

[Buk Was Right]

Facebook is baiting me pretty hard today.

So far I have one "everyone should speak English" post and one "everyone should take a moment and remember how awesome Ronald Reagan was".

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

[jason hissong]

Licky Boom Boom Down.

You are terrible.

[TIP]

You are terrible.

Sing that line the next time you go Girl Gulch Diving.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'm still in labour over here.

[jason hissong]

Sing that line the next time you go Girl Gulch Diving.

:)

[Your Pal, Carl]

Hey Magnum! Giants tix on sale this Saturday.

FYI. Because I'm here to help. Not like some people.

[Buk Was Right]

Hey Magnum! Giants tix on sale this Saturday.

FYI. Because I'm here to help. Not like some people.

I'm the WORST!

[Gregory]

Facebook is baiting me pretty hard today.

So far I have one "everyone should speak English" post and one "everyone should take a moment and remember how awesome Ronald Reagan was".

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Maybe we forgot about Reagan to honor his Alzheimer's.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Not pictured: Superstar, lower shirt stains, self-esteem

That, and penis.

I too did not recognize you at first. And Dusto's Stephen Root pic is quite apt.

[Magnum V.I.]

Hey Magnum! Giants tix on sale this Saturday.

FYI. Because I'm here to help. Not like some people.

Fuck yes! I have so many baseball games I'm going to this year. It's ridiculous.


I'm the WORST!

Like a genital sore.

[Cth]

:lol: I get Donal Logue a lot, especially when my hair's long.

In my younger days, I used to get Dennis Miller.

Maybe Jimmy Conners, too, after I got a little weight on my face.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Jim1990-big.jpg

I used to get Donal Logue as well.

Before that, the Encyclopedia Britanica kid.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'm the WORST!

Goes without saying.

[Artie Pink]

Who's your +2, Carl? :heybaby:

[Artie Pink]

I used to get Donal Logue as well.

Before that, the Encyclopedia Britanica kid.


:lol: I think I can still quote that whole "I think I made myself abundantly clear" EB commercial, it was on Channel 18 so much back in 1990-1991.

[Buk Was Right]

I do it for you guys. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=7527721&postcount=40)

[TIP]

Maybe we forgot about Reagan to honor his Alzheimer's.

:lol:

Mommy?

[Artie Pink]

Man, I'd be eating healthier at work. The vending machine there has Wheat Thins. All I got here is M&Ms, Little Debbie Valentines Cakes, and shredded cheese right out of the bag.

[Artie Pink]

I do it for you guys. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=7527721&postcount=40)


Y'know, GFY.


(not Good For You)

[WillieLee]

Facebook is baiting me pretty hard today.

So far I have one "everyone should speak English" post and one "everyone should take a moment and remember how awesome Ronald Reagan was".

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Huh, I guess I'm not getting the notifications of your posts.

[R0cketFr0g]

Man, I'd be eating healthier at work. The vending machine there has Wheat Thins. All I got here is M&Ms, Little Debbie Valentines Cakes, and shredded cheese right out of the bag.

This guy hasn't eaten any candy or soda, or anything like that going on a month now.

[WillieLee]

That looks like a Stepford Jim. All placated and shit.The type of guy who posts about his cats.

[Cth]

that looks like a stepford jim. All placated and shit.the type of guy who posts about his cats.

mreow!