We TIP RK for the New Plook Solution

[Sy-Klone]

Get ready for a Christmas Eve tradition, TIPsters... :)

[TIP]

Dreaming of a Heimdahl Christmas?

WillieLee: Takin' back Asgard!

[Sy-Klone]

'Twas the Run Before Christmas
As Told by Sy-Klone

'Twas the run before Christmas, when all down the road
The Bandit was stirring, transporting a load
Frog at his side, from a wedding she fled
Always hopping around, putting thoughts in his head

Behind them rode Snowman, his path made clear
With his trusty Hound, Fred, he was hauling the beer.
Somewhere nearby, sat Dom DeLuise
Just give him some meatballs, he's easy to please

Speeding behind them, a lawman and son
Chase after Frog, is that Jackie Gleason?
Frog was to marry the son, to her shame
That mustached lawman, Buford T. Justice by name

Bandit laughed as his 'stache danced in the wind
Falling in love with his new girlfriend
Meanwhile, Snowman hummed a song or two
While Buford T. Justice's obscenities flew.

Through traps and stunts, Bandit's Trans-Am sped
Junior wants to marry Frog, but she's giving Burt head
Waiting in Georgia for their refreshing Coors
Big Enos and Little Enos, from whom Bandit scores

Pontiac so rapid, the cameos came
Soon Cannonball Run would be their great shame
Now Dean, now Sammy, now Dom DeLuise
On Farrah, on Roger, on Klinger the Sheik

To the top of the credits, to the top of the charts
Needham's southern fried chase films are practically art!
This is no Evening Shade, no, not at all
Burt's got a dinner theater and he's soon going to fall

But for now, the stars came, and the audience, too
To watch Bandit and Snowman in Smokey and the Bandit II
This time, no beer, but an elephant they haul
This premise is thin, did Reynolds read the script at all?

Sally Field grew tiresome, Reynolds grew bored
The elephant grew weary, Dom's ass is getting sore
But sequels would follow these 70s stars
Cannonball Run II? Now Jerry Reed's in the car?

Spiraling downward they tumbled, Dom is not having fun
And Reynolds, poor Burt, paid Loni a handsome sum
Soon he'd be forced to produce something raw
He'd get Burt Convy to host Win, Lose, or Draw

Soon there'd be Evening Shade, no, not Marilu
From the producers of Designing Women, say it ain't true!
Those were lean years, even Burt would have to say
And the 'stache (not the 'stache!) was beginning to turn gray!

Hope came for Burt Reynolds after some slights
He got a big role in a new film, Boogie Nights
We saw him again, briefly, shades of Burt, older and thick
As he took on that role, almost as big as Wahlberg's fake dick

As we looked on that Burt, that Burt of old
We remembered how we laughed at the story he told
Bandit and Frog and Snowman and Buford T.
Smokey and the Bandit, a true classic indeed

As I watch Smokey now, I feel like a fool
For one brief moment, Burt was pretty cool
As he chuckled and laughed with that inimitable twang
I could only join him, I laughed and sang:

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[TIP]

In yesterday's local paper there was an article discussing a dead body found in an unheated mudroom.

Today the follow-up article refers to the room the body was found in as a Locked Vestibule.

Hoi Polloi Editor works the HoleDaze Shift apparently and looks down his schnozz at Mudrooms.

[TIP]

'Twas the Run Before Christmas
As Told by Sy-Klone

'Twas the run before Christmas, when all down the road
The Bandit was stirring, transporting a load
Frog at his side, from a wedding she fled
Always hopping around, putting thoughts in his head

Behind them rode Snowman, his path made clear
With his trusty Hound, Fred, he was hauling the beer.
Somewhere nearby, sat Dom DeLuise
Just give him some meatballs, he's easy to please

Speeding behind them, a lawman and son
Chase after Frog, is that Jackie Gleason?
Frog was to marry the son, to her shame
That mustached lawman, Buford T. Justice by name

Bandit laughed as his 'stache danced in the wind
Falling in love with his new girlfriend
Meanwhile, Snowman hummed a song or two
While Buford T. Justice's obscenities flew.

Through traps and stunts, Bandit's Trans-Am sped
Junior wants to marry Frog, but she's giving Burt head
Waiting in Georgia for their refreshing Coors
Big Enos and Little Enos, from whom Bandit scores

Pontiac so rapid, the cameos came
Soon Cannonball Run would be their great shame
Now Dean, now Sammy, now Dom DeLuise
On Farrah, on Roger, on Klinger the Sheik

To the top of the credits, to the top of the charts
Needham's southern fried chase films are practically art!
This is no Evening Shade, no, not at all
Burt's got a dinner theater and he's soon going to fall

But for now, the stars came, and the audience, too
To watch Bandit and Snowman in Smokey and the Bandit II
This time, no beer, but an elephant they haul
This premise is thin, did Reynolds read the script at all?

Sally Field grew tiresome, Reynolds grew bored
The elephant grew weary, Dom's ass is getting sore
But sequels would follow these 70s stars
Cannonball Run II? Now Jerry Reed's in the car?

Spiraling downward they tumbled, Dom is not having fun
And Reynolds, poor Burt, paid Loni a handsome sum
Soon he'd be forced to produce something raw
He'd get Burt Convy to host Win, Lose, or Draw

Soon there'd be Evening Shade, no, not Marilu
From the producers of Designing Women, say it ain't true!
Those were lean years, even Burt would have to say
And the 'stache (not the 'stache!) was beginning to turn gray!

Hope came for Burt Reynolds after some slights
He got a big role in a new film, Boogie Nights
We saw him again, briefly, shades of Burt, older and thick
As he took on that role, almost as big as Wahlberg's fake dick

As we looked on that Burt, that Burt of old
We remembered how we laughed at the story he told
Bandit and Frog and Snowman and Buford T.
Smokey and the Bandit, a true classic indeed

As I watch Smokey now, I feel like a fool
For one brief moment, Burt was pretty cool
As he chuckled and laughed with that inimitable twang
I could only join him, I laughed and sang:

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


:rock::lol:!!! :rock:

Sy! Do you mind if I share this elsewhere? It's so damn good.

[R0cketFr0g]

Nice Sy-K!

[R0cketFr0g]

I went to school with a girl named Locke Vestibule. She did not put out.

[TIP]

I went to school with a girl named Locke Vestibule. She did not put out.

RocketFrog Versus Chastity's Boner?

T
(take that Slalom Sonny)

[Sy-Klone]

:rock::lol:!!! :rock:

Sy! Do you mind if I share this elsewhere? It's so damn good.

Sure. :)

Print it out. Read it to your families this evening, slowly, deliberately, emphasizing the dirty parts. Make it a tradition in your own house, folks. This is how traditions are started.

[Foolish Mortal]

I'm convinced this 'Udiguhgudibuh' person is a previous board member who is using that odd posting style to disguise himself.

[TIP]

Sure. :)

Print it out. Read it to your families this evening, slowly, deliberately, emphasizing the dirty parts. Make it a tradition in your own house, folks. This is how traditions are started.

TYP's mother is coming (Get a washcloth!!!) over later today.

:shifty:

[TIP]

I'm convinced this 'Udiguhgudibuh' person is a previous board member who is using that odd posting style to disguise himself.

What is the sound of intestinal shifting for a Hutt for 400, Alex.

[R0cketFr0g]

I'm convinced this 'Udiguhgudibuh' person is a previous board member who is using that odd posting style to disguise himself.

I'm getting close to being able to mimic its style.

[Artie Pink]

Some dude built the MASH set in his backyard (http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2010/12/some-dude-built-mash-set-in-his.html)

[TIP]

Some dude built the MASH set in his backyard (http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2010/12/some-dude-built-mash-set-in-his.html)

My favorite comment:

Is that dude Wayne Rogers?


:lol:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Merry No-Pants-Mas!

[Gregory]

It wasn't until Christopher Lee was telling Edward Woodward about the futility of Christianity that I realized it might be uncouth to watch Wicker Man on Christmas eve.

[TIP]

Angel Shit Pylon is lit.

[R0cketFr0g]

It wasn't until Christopher Lee was telling Edward Woodward about the futility of Christianity that I realized it might be uncouth to watch Wicker Man on Christmas eve.

I'm watching Little Giants. I envy you.

[Buk Was Right]

I'ma go start a burn pile with my Pa.

Country!

[Arion]

I'm getting close to being able to mimic its style.

But... is that a good or a bad thing ?

[TIP]

buk!

Once that burn pile gets ablazing...shoot it with a gun!

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'm watching Little Giants. I envy you.

But now it's over. And Superman is on. :)

[R0cketFr0g]

But now it's over. And Superman is on. :)

It sure is!

[Your Pal, Carl]

It sure is!

Those Kryptonians really should have listened to Jor-el. :nonono2:

[TIP]

MIL brought over a six pack of Dundee's Festive Ale for me.

So I Roper Tinkerbell'd her.

T
(sips Festive Ale)

[TIP]

And

Before I forget

Happy Holidays to all you guys.

It's been another great year and each and every one of you bastards make every day a blast.

End Sap Drizzle

T

[Cth]

Happy Holidays to everybody!

[WillieLee]

I just saw the headline "Biden says gay marriage inevitable". So there's no point in fighting it. Start teaming up guys! I claim Carl because he's so lithe.

[Dusto]

Happy x-mas and all that.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I just saw the headline "Biden says gay marriage inevitable". So there's no point in fighting it. Start teaming up guys! I claim Carl because he's so lithe.

Finally your true feelings come out. :)

[R0cketFr0g]

I just saw the headline "Biden says gay marriage inevitable". So there's no point in fighting it. Start teaming up guys! I claim Carl because he's so lithe.

Can I have Jim? He's an earner. And we'll always have pickles. 13 1/2 barrels of pickles.

And he's cute and crotchety.

[TIP]

Klone is mine all mine!

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Merry Plookmas!

[TIP]

Plookmas Eve...and all through me hurm...the only creature that was stirring...was me ol' Plook Worm.

:shifty:

[Artie Pink]

Can I have Jim? He's an earner. And we'll always have pickles. 13 1/2 barrels of pickles.

And he's cute and crotchety.

How do you look in a Jeannie costume?

[Artie Pink]

LEONARD NIMOY 1931 - 2010

:sad:

[Artie Pink]

That's just one example of a Celebrity Christmas death we could be facing this year. Could happen any minute now.

I mean, are you gonna tell me Shelley Long isn't gonna hang herself this year?! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, LONG!?

[R0cketFr0g]

LEONARD NIMOY 1931 - 2010

:sad:

it was wrong to make me feel sad like that on plookmas Major Nelson.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

LEONARD NIMOY 1931 - 2010

:sad:

Well shit!

RIP.

:sad:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

GOD DAMN IT JIM. You had me all freaked out.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Yeah Jim! :lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

It's a good thing I read from the bottom up. :)

[R0cketFr0g]

If Nimoy dies this year I fucking blame Jim. :mad:

[bradical]

merry plookmas, tipsters.

hey, zoom, did that book ever make it to you?

[Artie Pink]

Well, I know one group of people who won't be taking Leonard Nimoy's existence for granted this Christmas Day!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Well, I know one group of people who won't be taking Leonard Nimoy's existance for granted this Christmas Day!

:lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

x
well, i know one group of people who won't be taking leonard nimoy's existence for granted this christmas day!

NEVER FORGET!

[TIP]

And my mother (Ruthie the German Wail) used to compare me to Spock.

I sure hope I don't croak (again) soon.

:scared:

[TIP]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080617130132/marvel_dc/images/thumb/e/e1/Ambush_Bug_Stocking_Stuffer.jpg/300px-Ambush_Bug_Stocking_Stuffer.jpg

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

merry plookmas, tipsters.

hey, zoom, did that book ever make it to you?

Yeah it did, I am reading it now. Thanks again!

[R0cketFr0g]

SANTA'S JOURNAL
DECEMBER 24, 2010. 10:30 P.M.:

Meeting with Elf Foreman left bad taste in mouth. He is pampered and decadent, betraying even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further. Buk as bad. Flabby failure who sits whimpering in his parents' basement. Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders? Only two names remaining on my list. Both share private quarters in Milwaukee. I shall go to them. I shall go and tell YPJ that someone plans to murder him.

DECEMBER 24, 2010. 11:30 P.M:

On Friday night, TIP died in Minneapolis. Someone threw him out a window and when he hit the sidewalk his head was driven up into his plooksack. Nobody cares. Nobody cares but me. Are they right? Is it futile? Soon there will be war. 298 will burn. 298 will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of coal...and there is so little time.

[TIP]

TIP R.I.P.

:sad:

[St.-]

Klone is mine all mine!

Dibs on the beard.

[St.-]

TIP R.I.P.

:sad:

Without easy pantaloons asada it's a beeline from last night's broccoli quiche to the zappa apandage.

[St.-]

Well, I know one group of people who won't be taking Leonard Nimoy's existence for granted this Christmas Day!

Don't you mean Bill Paxton?

Or maybe Gene Hackman ;-)

[TIP]

What's that?

Ah, sure...the MIL says she'll be over some time after Noon...and shows up at a quarter to 11.

Good thing I'm dead or I'd be pissed.

[TIP]

I join a fine list of other notable Christmas Deaths:

Vic Chesnutt
Earth Kitt
James Brown
Denver Pyle
Dean Martin
Billy Martin
Charlie Chaplin
W.C. Fields

[Jason California]

Merry Christmas TIPSters

[Your Pal, Carl]

Just got back from True Grit. Now for some Professional Basketball before the Family (non-Jim & Jess) comes over.

[Artie Pink]

Just got back from True Grit. Now for some Professional Basketball before the Family (non-Jim & Jess) comes over.

:sad:

[Artie Pink]

New James Kochalka Christmas song - Super Christmas Men (http://www.americanelf.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/super-christmas-men.mp3)

[Your Pal, Carl]

:sad:

You can come over too if you want. :)

Are you and Jess going to C2E2?!

[WillieLee]

New headline "Jimmy Carter wants to eradicate guinea worm". I thought TIP was a Democrat?

[Artie Pink]

The Smiths' "Unreleased Demos & Instrumentals"

A new bootleg 2 LP set recently surfaced which contains many tracks which Smiths fans have long known about, but never heard until now. Apparently, the audio is of a high enough quality that it is suspected this was leaked from within Warners.

So, without further ado, Merry Christmas to you Smiths fans:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/gregvaux/photo-1-18.jpg (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=112376)

[Artie Pink]

You can come over too if you want. :)

Are you and Jess going to C2E2?!

Yes we are; in fact I'm working on my wantlist in another window. Bam!

[Shane W]

The Smiths' "Unreleased Demos & Instrumentals"

A new bootleg 2 LP set recently surfaced which contains many tracks which Smiths fans have long known about, but never heard until now. Apparently, the audio is of a high enough quality that it is suspected this was leaked from within Warners.

So, without further ado, Merry Christmas to you Smiths fans:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/gregvaux/photo-1-18.jpg (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=112376)

Now that's pretty damned cool.

[Artie Pink]

Now that's pretty damned cool.

That board is a pretty good resource for stuff, and not just Smiths' stuff.

[TIP]

New headline "Jimmy Carter wants to eradicate guinea worm". I thought TIP was a Democrat?

Now I'm Double-Dead.

:sad:

[Shane W]

Now I'm Double-Dead.

:sad:

I'm going to have to invalidate your coupon to Rubby McWelker's

[TIP]

I'm going to have to invalidate your coupon to Rubby McWelker's

Kneading the Undead

[R0cketFr0g]

How can he even ruin that thread?

[Buk Was Right]

Merry Xmas pals!

I hope your nog is eggy and your logs are yule-y.

:low hugs:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/rdiddys/51JQ-qLJJdL_SS500_.jpg



My brother got me this for Christmas, anyone read any of the Vertigo Crime books yet?

[Artie Pink]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/rdiddys/51JQ-qLJJdL_SS500_.jpg



My brother got me this for Christmas, anyone read any of the Vertigo Crime books yet?

I've read some. Most of them I don't like.

This one is pretty alright, I actually own it, too.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I've read some. Most of them I don't like.

This one is pretty alright, I actually own it, too.

Cool, I will probably read this in the next day or to.

Also the Zoom store is open if you are looking for Deerhoof or Smith Westerns too...

[Artie Pink]

I have a scary feeling The Black Keys are going to go the Kings Of Leon route. :sad:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I have a scary feeling The Black Keys are going to go the Kings Of Leon route. :sad:

I don't think they have anything to do with that mash up album I sent you and I really hope they don't go that route. That would be depressing.

[TIP]

I have a scary feeling The Black Keys are going to go the Kings Of Leon route. :sad:

I've not heard much of the new KOL album...

Bad?

[bkiel]

Hope y'all had a good Christmas.

[Artie Pink]

I've not heard much of the new KOL album...

Bad?


I'm a fan of the first two, three albums. I think they've been bad since "Sex On Fire" and from when Pete saw them on the airplane.

[Artie Pink]

I'm a bit of a snob about it, but anytime I walk into a store or bar and the douchebags therein are suddenly listening to one of "my" bands, it's like they tore a little strip of my universe away, and I usually don't want that piece back.

[bkiel]

It's alright Jim....you can still like Justin Bieber, no matter how many women 8-40 years old also like him.

[TIP]

I'm a bit of a snob about it, but anytime I walk into a store or bar and the douchebags therein are suddenly listening to one of "my" bands, it's like they tore a little strip of my universe away, and I usually don't want that piece back.

Like way back in the day when Toni Tennille got her own variety show sans Daryl Dragon?

[TIP]

And before I forget:

I wanted to thank Cth for including my Canned Ham War Machine Post-It Note doodle in last Friday's Weird Images Thread.

:smile:

[Sy-Klone]

Doctor Who is so awesome. Case in point:

EXHIBIT A: Series 6 Teaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIYhl09Tv0E) from last night's Christmas special

AND

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/Sy-Klone/d0.jpg
THE DOCTOR WITH A BEARD :rock: :boogie: :wookie: :rock:

[TIP]

Damn, I really need to get caught the Plook up on DW.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I can't get into Doctor Who at all. I'm still stuck on the first "series" of the relaunch. And it's not Christopher Eccelston, because I LOOOOOOVE me some Chris Eccelston. It's just everything about the show is corny and hokey. And it's very British, which may be OK for you freaks that think the UK is the greatest thing ever, but truth is, it's not.

[R0cketFr0g]

And it's very British, which may be OK for you freaks that think the UK is the greatest thing ever, but truth is, it's not.

1776 bitchez. We won.

[R0cketFr0g]

Torchwood: Children of Earth was awesome though. And I liked Sherlock. Haven't seen the Dr Who or much more Torchwood though.

[Jason California]

I have a scary feeling The Black Keys are going to go the Kings Of Leon route. :sad:

What does that mean? Commercial success?

[Jason California]

I can't get into Doctor Who at all. I'm still stuck on the first "series" of the relaunch. And it's not Christopher Eccelston, because I LOOOOOOVE me some Chris Eccelston. It's just everything about the show is corny and hokey. And it's very British, which may be OK for you freaks that think the UK is the greatest thing ever, but truth is, it's not.


I hear you Adrian.

[Sy-Klone]

I can't get into Doctor Who at all. I'm still stuck on the first "series" of the relaunch. And it's not Christopher Eccelston, because I LOOOOOOVE me some Chris Eccelston. It's just everything about the show is corny and hokey. And it's very British, which may be OK for you freaks that think the UK is the greatest thing ever, but truth is, it's not.

I respect that.

I watched a few episodes of the Eccleston season when it debuted on Sci-Fi a few years ago, and I wasn't taken with it then. For a lot of the reasons you mention...it's very British, it's corny (Series 1 had farting aliens, for goodness sake), and it's rocky in spots. But I checked out some later episodes, found that I dug the newer stuff a lot more, then worked my way back into the earlier stuff. (Earlier as in Series 1-4...I still haven't braved the earlier stuff from 1962 - 1989.)

You (or anyone else so inclined) might want to consider jumping in with Series 5 (or even with Series 6). It's a new showrunner and head writer (Steven Moffat), new Doctor, new companion, and a great jumping on point. I loved Series 5. Moffat's stuff is especially fantastic.

[TIP]

And that new companion (as noted 'round these parts and by my lower parts previously) is :heybaby:

[St.-]

Doctor Who is so awesome. Case in point:

EXHIBIT A: Series 6 Teaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIYhl09Tv0E) from last night's Christmas special

AND

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/Sy-Klone/d0.jpg
THE DOCTOR WITH A BEARD :rock: :boogie: :wookie: :rock:

Christmas Carol was really good. They used the basic storyline really well. I just wish the dvds/blu rays weren't so expensive so I could catch up. Thanks for the heads up!

[Sy-Klone]

Tonight, I watched the two-hour pilot for Dark Skies.

I love it. I love that it makes references to UFO stuff from real-life that I've heard of. The abduction of Betty and Barney Hill! Roswell! Mac Brazell! The Grays! Majestic-12!

But the moment that really won me over?

When the monkey picked up the gun and started firing. I'm not kidding. :wookie:

[WillieLee]

I'm a bit of a snob about it, but anytime I walk into a store or bar and the douchebags therein are suddenly listening to one of "my" bands, it's like they tore a little strip of my universe away, and I usually don't want that piece back.

Oh man, that's sooooooooooo 1980s alternative of you.

[WillieLee]

And it's very British, which may be OK for you freaks that think the UK is the greatest thing ever, but truth is, it's not.

Too popular, eh?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

And that new companion (as noted 'round these parts and by my lower parts previously) is :heybaby:

Is she the RK? Yeah, I like me that.

[TIP]

Tonight, I watched the two-hour pilot for Dark Skies.

I love it. I love that it makes references to UFO stuff from real-life that I've heard of. The abduction of Betty and Barney Hill! Roswell! Mac Brazell! The Grays! Majestic-12!

But the moment that really won me over?

When the monkey picked up the gun and started firing. I'm not kidding. :wookie:

Monkey with a gun?
Count me in.

*makes note*

[Dusto]

Monkey with a gun?
Count me in.

*makes note*

http://bp3.blogger.com/_ONNOnP9IP8A/Rb3dBXJvWnI/AAAAAAAAADc/cUYfJmpBIac/s400/Weston_Dmitri.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b138/spikey22/gorcowboylogo.jpg from out of fucking nowhere!

[TIP]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_ONNOnP9IP8A/Rb3dBXJvWnI/AAAAAAAAADc/cUYfJmpBIac/s400/Weston_Dmitri.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b138/spikey22/gorcowboylogo.jpg from out of fucking nowhere!

:lol:

[Artie Pink]

I have a mildly amusing second-hand Liz Phair story to tell you guys next time I see you... :scared:

[TIP]

I have a mildly amusing second-hand Liz Phair story to tell you guys next time I see you... :scared:

Ooo. She was originally from Chicago, yes? El Train Humonica?

[Artie Pink]

Ooo. She was originally from Chicago, yes? El Train Humonica?

I know nothing about her other than her music sucks and she looks like a skag.

[TIP]

I know nothing about her other than her music sucks and she looks like a skag.

Apparently you have a mildly amusing second-hand tale about her...so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

[Joshzilla]

Sup, kids? Everybody get some lovely (pink) socks for X-Mas?

[TIP]

Sup, kids? Everybody get some lovely (pink) socks for X-Mas?

Hey there, Popzilla.

[Joshzilla]

Hey there, Popzilla.
:nodidnt:

[Artie Pink]

Is the baby thing true or not??!?!

[Joshzilla]

Is the baby thing true or not??!?!

The Red Tide rolls true.

So no...not true. The world is safe.

[Joshzilla]

So it seems like all of my friends are suddenly getting divorced. Guess who the first guy they call is....

[Adrian B AWESOME]

:( I was looking forward to a Lil Stoshy.

[Artie Pink]

Me too. :sad:

[TIP]

LP can also stand for Liquid Preparation. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=7283160&postcount=8330)

[TIP]

Is the baby thing true or not??!?!

Have we learned nothing from the GOP? If you repeat something loudly ad nauseum it becomes true.

[TIP]

The Red Tide rolls true.

So no...not true. The world is safe.

:mad:


So it seems like all of my friends are suddenly getting divorced. Guess who the first guy they call is....

:wave:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

So it seems like all of my friends are suddenly getting divorced. Guess who the first guy they call is....

I've had four separate sets of friends whose marriage didn't last a year. Kinda sad, really. The latest one I can't figure out at all.

A lot of it, I think, has to do with antiquated views on porking, as most of them felt you HAD to be married before you lived together, let alone fucked. It's silly to me. If you don't live with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with for at least a little while, how do you know if it'll work or not? Stupid ultra-conservative way of life up here in this part of Indiana.

More than likely it's due to one of the many, many sects of the Christian Church being founded and still run out of here: United Brethren, which I'm still not convinced is really a thing.

[Artie Pink]

Have we learned nothing from the GOP? If you repeat something loudly ad nauseum it becomes true.

That is so exactly true.

[Joshzilla]

Sorry to let you dudes down. I'll try to whip my lil' swimmers into shape.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Sorry to let you dudes down. I'll try to whip my lil' swimmers into shape.

Practice makes perfect! Let the wife know she's in for morning drills!

[TIP]

Polywogzuki!

[TIP]

Text Message I received from an unfamiliar number:


Glen found Bob Martinek died sitting in his chair at home in Utah. They think he was dead for a couple of days.

Hunh?!?

[Artie Pink]

Text Message I received from an unfamiliar number:



Hunh?!?


Text back: "They didn't find the money, did they???"

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Jason took care of the girl at the airport. She never got on the plane."

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Just sit tight and keep your mouth shut until the President is in the clear."

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "We have less than 48 hours to retrieve the microfilm before the acid in his bowels eats through the casing. Move! Move!"

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Good work, Udo. That son of a bitch thought he could blackmail the Chancellor? Ha! Another victory for the Fourth Reich!"

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Goddammit, I told them to whack Bob MARTINEZ, not MARTINEK! Fuck. Send some flowers to his widow."

[Cth]

Tonight, I watched the two-hour pilot for Dark Skies.

I love it. I love that it makes references to UFO stuff from real-life that I've heard of. The abduction of Betty and Barney Hill! Roswell! Mac Brazell! The Grays! Majestic-12!

But the moment that really won me over?

When the monkey picked up the gun and started firing. I'm not kidding. :wookie:

Glad you liked it! I forgot about that part! :D

[Cth]

So it seems like all of my friends are suddenly getting divorced. Guess who the first guy they call is....

"Hey Josh.. check your speed dial, what's the number for that lawyer guy?"

?

[TIP]

Text back: "They didn't find the money, did they???"


Text back: "Jason took care of the girl at the airport. She never got on the plane."


Text back: "Just sit tight and keep your mouth shut until the President is in the clear."


Text back: "We have less than 48 hours to retrieve the microfilm before the acid in his bowels eats through the casing. Move! Move!"


Text back: "Good work, Udo. That son of a bitch thought he could blackmail the Chancellor? Ha! Another victory for the Fourth Reich!"


Text back: "Goddammit, I told them to whack Bob MARTINEZ, not MARTINEK! Fuck. Send some flowers to his widow."

:lol:

[TIP]

He's probably been a fan since her turn in the film CAVEMAN.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Good work Udo! :lol:

[Artie Pink]

He's probably been a fan since her turn in the film CAVEMAN.

:lol:

[TIP]

Inspired by Jim I text replied:

"Were his EasyPants around his ankles and--if so-- was he clutching a ladle Stranger Danger-style?"

[TIP]

Text reply received:


"This is your Aunt Diana."

[TIP]

(I have no Aunt Diana :shifty: )

[Adrian B AWESOME]

(I have no Aunt Diana :shifty: )

Text:

Aunt Diana! I haven't seen you in a swallow's (heh) pass! Did you get my Landon Bearsuit card I sent you last Prairie's Eve?

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, there's something my Dad always wanted to tell you - no one likes your German Potato Salad. Just make regular Potato Salad, for Christ's sake."

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Roy Orbison?"

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Text back: DiANa...remember that steamy night at the Cobacabana? I do.

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, one time while we were at Grandma's house, we were playing in her room and found her vibrator and Jeff put it in his mouth. That's why he stopped eating fish filets and turned gay. I never knew how to tell you."

[TIP]

Text:

Aunt Diana! I haven't seen you in a swallow's (heh) pass! Did you get my Landon Bearsuit card I sent you last Prairie's Eve?


Text back: "Aunt Diana, there's something my Dad always wanted to tell you - no one likes your German Potato Salad. Just make regular Potato Salad, for Christ's sake."


Text back: "Aunt Diana, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Roy Orbison?"

:lol:

Text replied:

"Bob Martinek once plooked Roy Orbison up his Bear Chute while standing in your Potato Salad. Oh...and he invaded Poland with his Mouth. Backwards."

[Cth]

text back
"Thank God! power is out.. roof collapsed.. trapped under beam. freezing, starving. plz hurry"

[Artie Pink]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, is Shawna my REAL cousin or just a PLAY cousin?"

[Gregory]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, one time while we were at Grandma's house, we were playing in her room and found her vibrator and Jeff put it in his mouth. That's why he stopped eating fish filets and turned gay. I never knew how to tell you."

Speaking of vibrators, did anyone else see that ad for a Trojan vibrator during Spike's Star Wars marathon? "It'll blow your hair back!"

[TIP]

It may be time to start a Let's Talk about the movie CAVEMAN thread.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Text back: "Aunt Diana, is Shawna my REAL cousin or just a PLAY cousin?"

Text back: Because she says she's REAL but my Ed Asner says otherwise.

[TIP]

Texted to Aunt Diana (she still hasn't replied to the last one:

"I like to say Butte as Boo-Tay."

[Cth]

http://sketchcardsaloon.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/squirrel-girl-naughty.jpg


That, my friends, is a Saturnalia miracle. We commissioned Sonny Strait to create a Squirre| Gir| sketchcard. He got all inspired and did it as a pandemonium parody of Frank Frazetta, during the full lunar eclipse on the Winter Solstice. It exploded our minds and fulfilled our wishes beyond any sense of previous human comprehension.

[TIP]

:lol:

[Cth]

Now if someone would sketch Shelley Long over a horse that Leonard Nimoy was riding..

[Cth]

Your next text reply should contain the phrase "It exploded our minds and fulfilled our wishes beyond any sense of previous human comprehension." somehow.

[Cth]

http://visualnews.columnfivemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/12.jpg

http://visualnews.columnfivemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/R5Ejm.jpg

[Artie Pink]

Now if someone would sketch Shelley Long over a horse that Leonard Nimoy was riding..

Bam!


Your next text reply should contain the phrase "It exploded our minds and fulfilled our wishes beyond any sense of previous human comprehension." somehow.

BAM! :lol:

[TIP]

Now if someone would sketch Shelley Long over a horse that Leonard Nimoy was riding..

:lol:

Or P-shop Shelley over Shat in this one:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-VB6rMmsfgE/Sg3owC_f9ZI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/2I7001_VUkg/s400/spock-kirk-bath.jpg

[Buk Was Right]

The missus decided to work from home today instead of going to the office.

She's totally ruining my day of no pants and video games.

Now I'm watching Las Vegas... THAT'S HOW FAR I'VE FALLEN!

[TIP]

Poor buk. It's like he threw a party for himself and didn't show up.

[Cth]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1340724/Mad-Men-star-Christina-Hendricks-like-play-Wonder-Woman.html

'I'd like a shot at Wonder Woman,' says Christina Hendricks... but the costume may need some adjustment

She is usually flaunting her curves in tailored suits and smart office dresses as her Mad Men character.

But Christina Hendricks has revealed that she would love to try the skin tight lycra outfit of Wonder Woman on for size.

The 35-year-old actress revealed her aspirations to play the sexy superheroine during an interview with U.S. chat show host Rachel Ray.

Although actress quashed speculation that she has been offered the role she was quick to outline that she would be eager to take it on.

She said: ‘I heard that rumour too – I don’t know where it got started but I love it!,’

‘I've been wanting to wear that outfit my whole life! I'd love to [do it]. That would be such fun! Let's put it out there!’

But with the star's ample bosom the tight fitting outfit may need some adjustment to cater for her curvy figure.

Christina is proud of her womanly curves and showed the chat show just how she maintains them by whipping whipping up a Tuscan Kale Caesar salad, bacon soup and a whisky cocktail.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26B000005DC-613_468x344.jpg

Dressed in a demure animal print dress Christina wowed the chat show host with her creative flair in the kicthen.

And it seems the actress, who plays Joan Holloway on the hit show does not compromise on the flavour of her dishes.

She proudly stated that her salad dressing was loaded with cheese and eggs and she bragged that her soup was so good because it contains the tasty bacon meat.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26F000005DC-641_468x316.jpg

Although she is body confident and is proud of her curves the actress has revealed that she was put under pressure to conform to industry norms.

Speaking to Grazia earlier this year she said: 'People in the industry have been telling me to lose weight for years but I like the way I look.'

However the star, who is married to actor Geoffrey Arend, wasn't always quite so curvy.
'I started out as a model and when I went to Italy to build my modelling book, I gained 15 pounds from all the pastas and cappuccinos,' she told the magazine.

[TIP]

*swoon*

[R0cketFr0g]

:lol:ita our Pal is on fire with the texts back!

[TIP]

The silence must mean that my not-Aunt Diana has written me out of her will.

[Sy-Klone]

Ain't no hobo, TIPsters!

[Sy-Klone]

I have a mildly amusing second-hand Liz Phair story to tell you guys next time I see you... :scared:

I've never met her, but I always imagine she smells like fish and patchouli. I don't know why.

[TIP]

Klone!

Tells us how you feel about Shelley Long.

[Sy-Klone]

Text Message I received from an unfamiliar number:



Hunh?!?

Utah: Where Martineks Go to Die

[Artie Pink]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26F000005DC-641_468x316.jpg

She's kinda got a Peggy Bundy thing goin' on there.

[Sy-Klone]

And now I present the Reader's Digest version of my Tony Award-Winning One-Man Show, Why I Love TIPsters (And Don't Care Who Knows It)...


Text back: "They didn't find the money, did they???"


Text back: "Jason took care of the girl at the airport. She never got on the plane."


Text back: "We have less than 48 hours to retrieve the microfilm before the acid in his bowels eats through the casing. Move! Move!"


Text back: "Good work, Udo. That son of a bitch thought he could blackmail the Chancellor? Ha! Another victory for the Fourth Reich!"


Text back: "Goddammit, I told them to whack Bob MARTINEZ, not MARTINEK! Fuck. Send some flowers to his widow."


Inspired by Jim I text replied:

"Were his EasyPants around his ankles and--if so-- was he clutching a ladle Stranger Danger-style?"


Text:

Aunt Diana! I haven't seen you in a swallow's (heh) pass! Did you get my Landon Bearsuit card I sent you last Prairie's Eve?


Text back: "Aunt Diana, there's something my Dad always wanted to tell you - no one likes your German Potato Salad. Just make regular Potato Salad, for Christ's sake."


Text back: "Aunt Diana, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Roy Orbison?"


Text back: DiANa...remember that steamy night at the Cobacabana? I do.


Text back: "Aunt Diana, one time while we were at Grandma's house, we were playing in her room and found her vibrator and Jeff put it in his mouth. That's why he stopped eating fish filets and turned gay. I never knew how to tell you."


text back
"Thank God! power is out.. roof collapsed.. trapped under beam. freezing, starving. plz hurry"


Text back: "Aunt Diana, is Shawna my REAL cousin or just a PLAY cousin?"


Text back: Because she says she's REAL but my Ed Asner says otherwise.


Texted to Aunt Diana (she still hasn't replied to the last one:

"I like to say Butte as Boo-Tay."

[Sy-Klone]

http://visualnews.columnfivemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/12.jpg

http://visualnews.columnfivemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/R5Ejm.jpg

In the first image, Steve-One's head is obscuring the Question Mark. MEN?

(As for the middle picture, I can only say, "Good for you, Steve-Two.")

[Sy-Klone]

(not to be confused with Crisis on Steve-Two: A Digger Ramjob Space Adventure!)

[TIP]

(not to be confused with Crisis on Steve-Two: A Digger Ramjob Space Adventure!)

:lol:

[Sy-Klone]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26B000005DC-613_468x344.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26F000005DC-641_468x316.jpg

Screw Wonder Woman. She looks like Giganta. (That's not a bad thing. Giganta is cool. Swim in them bosoms, I say.)

[Foolish Mortal]

http://i.imgur.com/R5Ejm.jpg

Now we know where Fred shops.
http://i51.tinypic.com/23h4lqv.gif

[Sy-Klone]

Klone!

Tells us how you feel about Shelley Long.

I imagine she smells like yarn and moth balls. I don't know why.

[Sy-Klone]

Got a Christmas gift from my sister (in Utah...it all comes together!) in the mail today.

Two things:

PANTS (:mad:)

and

The Lone Gunmen: The Complete Series DVD set :D

(I've never seen the latter. I don't expect much, but hey, it's the Lone Gunmen. I do hate that they used infernal double-sided flipper discs for it, though...)

[TIP]

Male IT Cow-Orker is over thattaway discussing his current Weight Loss regimen with some other Cow-Orkers

TIP introduces himself to the proceedings:


TIP: Man, Josh, things are really working out for you in the Ditchin' Pounds Department. NIIIICE.

Cow-Orker (suprised): Oh...yeah...Thanks!

TIP: I can actually read the numbers off the Dimensions Tag on the back of your jeans.

Cow-Orker: OK.

TIP: And that top you're wearing...is it new?

Cow-Orker: Top? You mean my shirt?

TIP: Oh, yeah...sorry. I heard dudes on diets call their shirts Tops. Or is it
blouse? Is it blouse? You're wearing a blouse?

Cow-Orker (walks away)

TIP: NICE BLOUSE, Slim!!!

[Buk Was Right]

Airplane is on and I have a lights out ham sammich.

Life is good.

[TIP]

Got a Christmas gift from my sister (in Utah...it all comes together!) in the mail today.

Two things:

PANTS (:mad:)

and

The Lone Gunmen: The Complete Series DVD set :D

(I've never seen the latter. I don't expect much, but hey, it's the Lone Gunmen. I do hate that they used infernal double-sided flipper discs for it, though...)

Use the Gift Pants to protect the DVDs.

[Arion]

Screw Wonder Woman. She looks like Giganta. (That's not a bad thing. Giganta is cool. Swim in them bosoms, I say.)

But she's never been pretty in the comics .

[Ziolko]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26F000005DC-641_468x316.jpg

She's kinda got a Peggy Bundy thing goin' on there.

Call me crazy, but even as a kid I thought Peggy Bundy was kind of hot.

[TIP]

Z!

[Buk Was Right]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/Photoon2011-12-27at1327.jpg

[TIP]

Look at that Beard go!

[Artie Pink]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/Photoon2011-12-27at1327.jpg

Buk, I implore you to shave that thing down. Rejoin humanity!

[Buk Was Right]

Buk, I implore you to shave that thing down. Rejoin humanity!

I like it out here.

[Foolish Mortal]

But she's never been pretty in the comics .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQEcF_WHnKU

[TIP]

Carl :rock: S

[R0cketFr0g]

My day was kind of sucky. And then BAM Jew-skin mask thread out of fucking nowhere.

[Black Roman]

Call me crazy, but even as a kid I thought Peggy Bundy was kind of hot.

Oh yeah, I can totally see that.

[Magnum V.I.]

On my way back home from the cheese state. Got some sweet comics from an antique mall a shit ton for .50!

I will post some pics but off the top of my head I got a shit ton of Generation X, some Age of Apocalypse stuff, and some random fun time comics like a Frank Frazetta comic put out by DC celebrating great artists.


Good trip to in law country.

[Artie Pink]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/OutsideCats.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Papertowelattack.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/WindowCats.jpg

[Artie Pink]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Jeanniebottle.jpg

[Scotty]

I love the Jeanie bottle

[WillieLee]

I know nothing about her other than her music sucks and she looks like a skag.

Tell me more, tell me more.

[TIP]

I covet Jim's hammock.

T
(Non-Banana...Sorry, Shane)

[WillieLee]

In lieu of Boxing Day, I had today off from w--k. Tomorrow I switch to nights for a week. I'm tired of working and much prefer staying at home and watching television series off of Netflix. Fuck this whole work thing.

[TIP]

Conan rerun tonight. The one with Soundgarden.

[Your Pal, Carl]

In lieu of Boxing Day, I had today off from w--k. Tomorrow I switch to nights for a week. I'm tired of working and much prefer staying at home and watching television series off of Netflix. Fuck this whole work thing.

Seriously. But I need the money.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Carl :rock: S

Glad to see the beans arrived. :)

[TIP]

Glad to see the beans arrived. :)

:thumb:

Molto appreciato!

I'm drinking some of your soaked crushed bean essence now!

:shifty:

[Artie Pink]

I covet Jim's hammock.

T
(Non-Banana...Sorry, Shane)

Yeah, we should probably haul that in out of the snow.

[Artie Pink]

The REAL question is... can you tell which of Jim's cats is which???

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/WindowCats.jpg

[R0cketFr0g]

The REAL question is... can you tell which of Jim's cats is which???

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/WindowCats.jpg

I've already done this. Displaying my powers again would be gauche. :)

[Artie Pink]

Hint: Superstar is the one that's more alluring.

[Cth]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/Photoon2011-12-27at1327.jpg

Man, you were awesome on the Sarah Silverman show!

Really digging Sym-Bionic Titan as well!

[Cth]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Jeanniebottle.jpg

I have that DVD player.

[TIP]

I have that DVD player.

The one shaped like a cat?

:crazy:

[Cth]

The REAL question is... can you tell which of Jim's cats is which???

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/WindowCats.jpg

Tamox (left), Xamot (right). You can tell by the blotch on the lips.

[Cth]

The one shaped like a cat?

:crazy:

Yeah, it keeps scratching all my discs.

It's a real pain to eject discs too.

EDIT:
What is that trash can doing on the table?

[Artie Pink]

I have that DVD player.

The silver one on the bottom? That's my trusty region-free Phillips DVP-642!


Here's how to make it region-free:

-Plug in and turn on.

-Open tray.

-Point remote at the player and enter 7 8 9 OK 0 . "0" will briefly flash on your screen (you'll miss it if you're not watching). You are now region free.

[Artie Pink]

Yeah, it keeps scratching all my discs.

It's a real pain to eject discs too.

EDIT:
What is that trash can doing on the table?

Hmm. I hardly ever use ours anymore, but we never had trouble with it. It was a trusty little sucka that played everything we threw at it, no matter how half-ass or illegal it was.

[St.-]

The REAL question is... can you tell which of Jim's cats is which???

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/WindowCats.jpg

Superstar's in back!

[TIP]

Superstar's in back!

Superstar is like Bizarro Rosa Parks.

[Cth]

Hmm. I hardly ever use ours anymore, but we never had trouble with it. It was a trusty little sucka that played everything we threw at it, no matter how half-ass or illegal it was.

Twas a joke about TIP's reference (the cat)..

But yeah, I got it for the region free or divx or something.. maybe it was a gift?

[Buk Was Right]

Twin Peaks on the cheap from Amazon today: http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27

[Cth]

Twin Peaks on the cheap from Amazon today: http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27

I saw the box set for Season 2 at Big Lots for $10 the other day.. couldn't find Season 1 so I passed.

[bkiel]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/22/article-0-0C8EC26F000005DC-641_468x316.jpg

She's kinda got a Peggy Bundy thing goin' on there.

Minus flicking her ashes into the bowl.

[TIP]

Nice to see all the Lil' Bendi hard at work answering Santa's mail.

[Artie Pink]

Superstar's in back!


It's true!



Twas a joke about TIP's reference (the cat)..

But yeah, I got it for the region free or divx or something.. maybe it was a gift?


Good cheap little player. Last I saw it was under $40.

[WillieLee]

Seriously. But I need the money.

That's the worst part.

[Cth]

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/12/28/Court-rules-teens-sock-fire-not-arson/UPI-14111293523200/

Court rules teen's sock fire not arson

WELLINGTON, New Zealand, Dec. 28 (UPI) -- A New Zealand appellate court tossed out an arson conviction for a teenager who lit his socks on fire and wound up burning down a garage.

The High Court in Wellington overturned the earlier Youth Court ruling convicting the 14-year-old of arson for the April 14 incident in the garage of a friend's parents, The Dominion Post reported Monday.

The boy admitted he lit his socks on fire, which he said he had done several times before without incident, and when he stomped his foot to extinguish the flame it ignited a carpet soaked with gasoline from an earlier spill.

The boy and his friends attempted to extinguish the fire, but the garage burned down, police said.

"(He) was 14 years old, and although his intelligence appeared to the (Youth Court) judge to be average, average 14-year-old boys may do things without any thought of the risks involved, even when they have been told about the risks on other occasions," Justice Jill Mallon said in the High Court ruling.

[R0cketFr0g]

Were they pink?

[Cth]

I've heard this is really bad.. anyone wanna confirm?
https://comics.comixology.com/#/series/5516

[Cth]

For Sy --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc
The Beard Cage

[WillieLee]

At home, having to go to sleep in a couple hours to get ready for night shift, watching Kathy Lee and Hoda and Kathy Lee keeps making ball jokes based off them spotlighting lamb balls for holiday cooking. If she tried that hard with Frank's maybe he wouldn't have been stepping out.

[Buk Was Right]

Back at the office for the first day since middle of last week.

This is boooooooooooooring.

[TIP]

For Sy-K's X-mas next year (http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6314378)

[Dusto]

Tamox (left), Xamot (right). You can tell by the blotch on the lips.

:lol: I was just about to say almost the exact same thing!

[Artie Pink]

Mojo has a Frank Zappa special (http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2010/10/frank_zappa_weasels_ate_my_wee.html) out now, yo.

[Joshzilla]

Were they pink?

I'm here!

[TIP]

Mojo has a Frank Zappa special (http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2010/10/frank_zappa_weasels_ate_my_wee.html) out now, yo.

:thumb:

Bought it last week as a lil' (TIPster) present to myself.

[Artie Pink]

:thumb:

Bought it last week as a lil' (TIPster) present to myself.

Yah, it took a long time to get to my local stores. Or I missed it until now.

[TIP]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjk9gJsFe1qate3qo1_500.jpg

[Artie Pink]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjk9gJsFe1qate3qo1_500.jpg

I spy with my little eye a gaylord, a crossdresser and a lesbo.

[TIP]

I spy with my little eye a gaylord, a crossdresser and a lesbo.

All it needs is a Silver Age Fetishist.

[Artie Pink]

All it needs is a Silver Age Fetishist.

Or a movie expert/tattletale!

[TIP]

The Empire Strikes Back added to the National Film Registry (http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/112538984.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUi D3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)

Among some others.

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:thumb:

Bought it last week as a lil' (TIPster) present to myself.

Is it good? I skipped the Bob Dylan Mojo as it didn't come with the cd. :-x

[St.-]

I spy with my little eye a gaylord, a crossdresser and a lesbo.

I spy wide load birthing hips.

[TIP]

Is it good? I skipped the Bob Dylan Mojo as it didn't come with the cd. :-x

I've been digging it.

Sure I knew most of the stuff therein but there was plenty of Plookable Cy-Pigs to be had.

And had again.

And once more.

[St.-]

It's true!

I almost doubted myself. You should take mug shots of them and super impose them together.

[St.-]

Superstar is like Bizarro Rosa Parks.

What's a Bizarro bus?

[St.-]

I've been digging it.

Sure I knew most of the stuff therein but there was plenty of Plookable Cy-Pigs to be had.

And had again.

And once more.

Keep those pages creasy.

[St.-]

All it needs is a Silver Age Fetishist.

How about some aged silver fish?

[TIP]

How about some aged silver fish?

Abe Vigoda will outlive us all.

T
(unless YPJ puts him on The List)

[TIP]

What's a Bizarro bus?

Everyone is looking backwards.

Bizarro Bus.

[Artie Pink]

Abe Vigoda will outlive us all.

T
(unless YPJ puts him on The List)

Can't do it, Sally.

[R0cketFr0g]

All it needs is a Silver Age Fetishist.

That would bring in boffo box office!

[St.-]

Everyone is looking backwards.

Bizarro Bus.

Wait is this another one of those indy band songs I don't know about?
Is it the Illegal Allegric Reactionary Backgammon Band? Maybe Death Monkey Slide Lunchbox Coffin Tuesday? How about So You Want To Count To Five? What's with all the long band names?! :-x