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Brandon191
07-05-2005, 02:15 PM
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam.


The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

``People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ``I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest - and fans' hearts - for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

``So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following,'' she said. ``I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has.''

Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he'll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed's boyfriend, where the World's Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.

07/01/05 11:32 EDT


That is the ugliest dog I have ever seen in my life. :lol:

David
07-05-2005, 02:16 PM
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That is the ugliest dog I have ever seen in my life. :lol:

oh come on man...i was trying to eat!!

Brandon191
07-05-2005, 02:18 PM
I think it kind of looks like Splinter from T.M.N.T.

David
07-05-2005, 02:20 PM
and whats with the pure white eyes....is he seeing into your soul or something?

Boris the Blade
07-05-2005, 02:21 PM
Are you sure Rick Baker and Stan Winston didn't whip that up? Christ.

Brian Defferding
07-05-2005, 02:23 PM
That dog looks like Satan

Ray G.
07-05-2005, 02:24 PM
Well.

That's a deserving winner.

You sure the owners didn't cheat and throw it in a meat grinder prior to judging?

David
07-05-2005, 02:27 PM
Well.

That's a deserving winner.

You sure the owners didn't cheat and throw it in a meat grinder prior to judging?

and severely beat it with an ugly stick

Boris the Blade
07-05-2005, 02:31 PM
and severely beat it with an ugly stick
It fell down the ugly tree and hit every ugly stick on the way down. Then, it fell onto Ugly Street, and was hit by an ugly truck that was carrying a cargo of ugly. When the truck reached it's destination, it scraped the dog off, and tossed it in an ugly can. On Friday, after spending two days in a can of ugly, another truck came and brought it to the ugly dump. Where it was fished out by someone.

NickT
07-05-2005, 02:33 PM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/07/05/image706250x.jpg

Boris the Blade
07-05-2005, 02:34 PM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/07/05/image706250x.jpg
I seriously get the creeps looking at that.

Brandon191
07-05-2005, 02:36 PM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/07/05/image706250x.jpg

I thought Satan'a dog's were supposed to be rottweilers?

David
07-05-2005, 02:39 PM
just kill the bloody thing, hes suffered enough! i mean, he has to know hes that goddamn ugly, he probably wants it

Jerome Gibbons
07-05-2005, 02:42 PM
Dayum...

The Human Target
07-05-2005, 02:50 PM
........fuck you guys. Thats messed up.

The Roman Candle
07-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Chinese cresteds are teh win.

http://img296.echo.cx/img296/9137/gradpartyformolly00919ix.jpg

Jerome Gibbons
07-05-2005, 02:59 PM
KILL IT! KILL IT!

Mister Mets
07-05-2005, 03:42 PM
That is an ugly dog.

Is it wrong to hope it's never been studded?

kaptain
07-05-2005, 03:48 PM
For any fans of Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive" don't you think it looks kinda like the Sumatran Rat Monkey?

Cruzman
07-05-2005, 03:55 PM
I just blew chunks. :dazed:

Mister Mets
07-05-2005, 04:05 PM
I just blew chunks. :dazed:

Bob: I was so drunk last night that I blew chunks

Joe: That's not too bad. I've gotten drunk, and puked many times.

Bob: You don't understand: Chunks was my dog!

Jerome Gibbons
07-05-2005, 04:08 PM
Bob: I was so drunk last night that I blew chunks

Joe: That's not too bad. I've gotten drunk, and puked many times.

Bob: You don't understand: Chunks was my dog!
Nice. Woulda worked better if you'd typed it out in Wayno-speak though. ;-)

NickT
07-05-2005, 04:32 PM
For any fans of Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive" don't you think it looks kinda like the Sumatran Rat Monkey?
THAT is what it reminded me of! Seriously, that was bugging me so much. Thank you! :D

SaintMike
07-05-2005, 06:47 PM
These posts have me cracking up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .


I admit the mutt is hurting...

BudBaxter11
07-05-2005, 07:10 PM
THAT is what it reminded me of! Seriously, that was bugging me so much. Thank you! :D
it reminds me of that and more!

(akaRyanHoffman)
07-05-2005, 07:13 PM
oh my!


That's a ghastly dog!



And yes, it does look like that rat from Dead Alive...

BudBaxter11
07-05-2005, 07:21 PM
I think it is the antichrist

Dannñ B
07-05-2005, 07:21 PM
Was it in a fire?

TheGibson
07-05-2005, 07:25 PM
I'm hyperventilating.... no fuck... I"m losing it here... fuck fuck fuck... good christ....


If Darkman were a dog.

Nick_Ardill
07-05-2005, 07:27 PM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/07/05/image706250x.jpg
For the love of all that is good and holy. That can't be real?!?!

Jerome Gibbons
07-05-2005, 07:29 PM
Was it in a fire?
THAT'S IT! That's what it reminded me of! Anakin Skywalker at the end of Episode III!

Ah, I feel such peace now.

Bandit Chimera
07-05-2005, 07:29 PM
dude that dog looks like somthing out of evil dead ....that shits gross i kinda feel bad for that dog living with messed up eyes and a messed up body. it can't be that healthy fer it :(