Nutcracker the Movie: BLOW SHIT UP!

[Evan the Shaggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKSJc6vm8U

I can't believe this is real.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

:crazy:

[Generic Poster]

I would've gone for repeated kicks in the crotch, myself.

[Supreme Convoy]

Needs more explosions.

Really makes me wish that Jerry Bruckheimer or Michael Bay had a hand in this.

[Ryan Elliott]

FUCK YES! :rock:

[BENDIS!]

fucking hell, that is hilarious. rifftrax, you're up :)

[Matthew Brown]

Doesn't look bad. But I can't look at Dakota Fanning's little sister without thinking of her role from Law & Order: SVU as a girl who liked to set fires.

[Joe Henderson]

Wow, my old company developed this 8 years ago. I can't believe it actually got made. It looks unfortunately similar to what Andrei was pitching back then...

[HomerGator]

Doesn't look bad. But I can't look at Dakota Fanning's little sister without thinking of her role from Law & Order: SVU as a girl who liked to set fires.

I KNOW! Me neither! lol

[BENDIS!]

RiffTrax can't come fast enough

[Mattman]

Now that we have this great 3D technology we can revisit these time-honored classics and adapt them the way they were truly meant to be seen.

[SAVETHEB]

I dont get it.

[Mattman]

I dont get it.
Don't worry. You're not in the target demographic. You're not supposed to get it.

[Greygor]

I'm disappointed, I kept expecting Bruce Willis in a white vest somewhere in that trailer

[chess]

Maybe we can have a remake of Scrooge, too. I haven't seen that story in a while.:sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3lr3urgDU

[ShortStack]

I always thought of the nutcracker as a musical version of a Christmas diabetic coma.

[Lyfeforce]

This... I... It...

...I got nothing. Someone please parody this.

[Foolish Mortal]

That rattling sound you hear is Tchaikovsky's bones spinning in his tomb.

[Greygor]

This... I... It...

...I got nothing. Someone please parody this.

judging from the trailer i'm pretty sure they've already done that themselves

[Stupendous Man]

You know, if there was one thing the Nutcracker was always missing, it was jetpacks.

[Benel Germosen]

You know what would be great? If after the whole " only you can save the world spiel " that the little girl or boy always falls for, they get eaten by like a monster or something.

Like "Oh, shouldn't have went with the weird stranger that says only you can save the world. "

[Ray G.]

Well, that's a way to get little boys exposed to classic ballet, I guess.

With giant robots.

[Fourthman]

I hope this is better than Rob Zombie's Peter and the Wolf.

[Ashwin Pande]

Ebert's given it a 1-star review! (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101123/REVIEWS/101129987)


From what dark night of the soul emerged the wretched idea for “The Nutcracker in 3D”? Who considered it even remotely a plausible idea for a movie? It begins with an awkward approximation of the story behind the Tchaikovsky ballet, and then turns it into a war by the Nutcracker Prince against the Holocaust.

[Spidey616]

Bendis is right. Rifftrax cant come out soon enough for this movie :)


Ebert's given it a 1-star review! (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101123/REVIEWS/101129987)