Question for the religious people (christians)

[Natty P]

Do you think Jesus wears robes or modern clothes? And the angels?

Or, do you think they still dress like people from late antiquity?

[Jacques Toochay]

Have you ever really looked at your hand, dude? I mean really really looked at it? It's so weird.

[Natty P]

Have you ever really looked at your hand, dude? I mean really really looked at it? It's so weird.

It looks even weirder after I pull it out of your mother's cooch.


FACE!

[dasNdanger]

I believe in God and Christ and angels and the supernatural. They are spiritual beings without physical bodies, so they don't wear anything.


das

[Jacques Toochay]

It looks even weirder after I pull it out of your mother's cooch.


FACE!

Probably because your hand is now covered in Vagina Maggots.

Cause my mother has been dead for 6 months.
:sad:


You New Yorkers are so callous.

*cries softly*

[Natty P]

I believe in God and Christ and angels and the supernatural. They are spirits without physical bodies, so they don't wear anything.


das

What if they were to take physical form, on earth?

That said, would you find it weird to see pictures of Jesus in a business suit as opposed to a toga?


(Given that jesus lived, or likely did-there is a debate over this--I suppose it isn't peculiar that he is often depicted wearing the clothes commensurate with his time)

[Natty P]

Probably because your hand is now covered in Vagina Maggots.

Cause my mother has been dead for 6 months.
:sad:


You New Yorkers are so callous.

*cries softly*

Yuck, sorry, and yuck.

[dmh3000]

I believe in God and Christ and angels and the supernatural. They are spiritual beings without physical bodies, so they don't wear anything.


das

That's how I am as well.

Though if they came down to earth, they'd probably wear modern clothes so that they can blend in.

[dasNdanger]

What if they were to take physical form, on earth?

That said, would you find it weird to see pictures of Jesus in a business suit as opposed to a toga?


(Given that jesus lived, or likely did-there is a debate over this--I suppose it isn't peculiar that he is often depicted wearing the clothes commensurate with his time)

On the rare occasions that they materialized in Biblical accounts, they appeared in attire familiar to the people they were interacting with.


das

[Ryan Elliott]

Jesus wears beer can hats and Uggs.

That's all.

[The Hodag]

That said, would you find it weird to see pictures of Jesus in a business suit as opposed to a toga?

Ah, but Jesus isn't a businessman, he's a carpenter!

I was gonna go find a funny picture of a carpenter for my post, but when I Google imaged the word I got different kind of Carpenter. A better kind of Carpenter.

http://www.liveforfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/charisma-carpenter-single-01.jpg

[Jacques Toochay]

(Given that jesus lived, or likely did-there is a debate over this--I suppose it isn't peculiar that he is often depicted wearing the clothes commensurate with his time)

Just out of curiosity, do you think you used "commensurate" properly?

It doesn't sound right to me.

[Natty P]

Just out of curiosity, do you think you used "commensurate" properly?

It doesn't sound right to me.

I paused over it, thinking it usually applies to physical quantities like price or salary, but then said fuck it because I couldn't think of a better word to use. I shall look it up.

[Natty P]

I paused over it, thinking it usually applies to physical quantities like price or salary, but then said fuck it because I couldn't think of a better word to use. I shall look it up.

Looking it up, it is used correctly, just kind of poorly. The third definition on two different dictionaries said "proportionate, adequate." So you're right, whereas I'm "not entirely wrong, but still used it pretty poorly."

[19bernardo87]

Think Dr. Manhattan with a smaller junk.

[Jason California]

It would be cool if they were wearing the onsies that everyone wears in the future. I wish I could still believe in Jesus.

[CARSON]

Think Dr. Manhattan with a smaller junk.

he'd have to still have a beard. the beard is key.

[RebootedCorpse]

I believe in God and Christ and angels and the supernatural. They are spiritual beings without physical bodies, so they don't wear anything.


das

But to be a Christian you have to believe that Christ physically rose from the grave.

[shoelaceless]

If God exists, he must be perfect in every way. And to be perfect, he must have perfectly sized genitalia. And since he must be perfectly modest, he must cover himself perfectly with perfect clothes.

At least, that is my recollection of Descartes' ontological proof that God is a snappy dresser.

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

Do you think Jesus wears robes or modern clothes? And the angels?

Or, do you think they still dress like people from late antiquity?

Are there any witnesses? I'd love to hear from them.
God is probably dressed in Alexander McQueen and Versace.

[Jacques Toochay]

Yeah, it sounded clunky. Maybe "contemporary" would have worked better? As in "wearing contemporary clothes"?

Yes, I'm a nerd.
:lol:

[Ben Weldon]

On the rare occasions that they materialized in Biblical accounts, they appeared in attire familiar to the people they were interacting with.


das

Man i hope Jesus appears at the next Gathering of the Juggalos.

[OzMan]

What if they were to take physical form, on earth?

That said, would you find it weird to see pictures of Jesus in a business suit as opposed to a toga?


(Given that jesus lived, or likely did-there is a debate over this--I suppose it isn't peculiar that he is often depicted wearing the clothes commensurate with his time)

They are luminous and would probably choose to look like something you would recognize in your own mind.

[Stark Raving]

Does Jesus cosplay?

[Hate_Prime]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Jew.jpg

Duh.