How Do Stop Gail From Feuding With Others?

[Thequeerjock]

Should we disconnect her keyboard?

[Teal_Lantern]

All feuds should be stopped with either a dance off or cook off.

This applies to everyone.

[capntightpants]

Always get the top 5 answers on the board. And play, never pass.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/family-feud.jpg

[Treacle]

I kind of like that about her. :)

[Hybrid2]

what war did she start now?

[t.c.johnson]

I tried once and Gail got really angry....but whatever.

Just wait for a few hours and she calms down. Unless you are JBolt or Olney.

[dasNdanger]

Oh. I thought it was all an act. You mean she's really that feisty, for reals?

das

[Mordru]

It's kinda like a GiJoe cartoon...lots of shooting...but no one really dies...lots and lots of parachutes.

[Cassandra]

http://i56.tinypic.com/6itwli.jpg
I want Gail to Hulk-out on someone.

[NickT]

She should share an apartment with Erik Larsen.




I don't know if it will stop her, but if it doesn't the results will still be funny :)

[Mordru]

Maybe a twitter jar? Every time she starts something..put a quater in the jar.

[Teal_Lantern]

http://i56.tinypic.com/6itwli.jpg
I want Gail to Hulk-out on someone.

That is the sexiest Hulk I've ever seen.

[Flamebird]

Stop?!? :shock:

We usually say shit just to encourage the meltdowns, for our entertainment.

[Ravenwing263]

We could stop the real feuds by having everyone in the world stop being assholes. I've never seen her really go after anyone who didn't A.) go after her first or B.) be a real, real asshole in view of the entire world.

And I would have 0 interest in ending all the fake Twitter feuds. That's what gave us MUCKINGBORT and I wouldn't miss out on that for anything.

[The Huntress Diana]

I kind of like that about her. :)

Ditto!! :D

[Dreg]

Take away her dueling gloves.

[scout1279]

I hope she never stops feuding with people. She's so good at it, and funny.


Most of her feuds aren't real anyway.

[Gail Simone]

I hope she never stops feuding with people. She's so good at it, and funny.


Most of her feuds aren't real anyway.

Thank you!


I like a nice fake feud on an innocent person for no reason. ;)

[scout1279]

Thank you!


I like a nice fake feud on an innocent person for no reason. ;)

If you keep terrifying me with sharks in your comics, I will gladly start a real feud with you.

[Teal_Lantern]

Thank you!


I like a nice fake feud on an innocent person for no reason. ;)

Damn it!

We want blood, BLOOD!

[ever_seeking]

Pokes teal with a 48 inch needle.

Still want blood tealie?

lol

[Teal_Lantern]

Yes, I want a lot more, preferably not mine.

[Tom Stillwell]

True story: Gail once shot a man just for snoring.

[I've Got the Monkeys]

You can't stop her.

You can't hope to contain her.

You can only hope she's pointed in the right direction.

[Superior Kiai]

I wouldn't mess with Gail.

She shot the deputy.

[spidey_mon]

Give her a head band with a feather, and reach her how to say HAO
Or simply smile, everyone dig smiles :]
Never do this:surrend:, make sure she does it

[coveredinbees]

Stronger opponents

[Superior Kiai]

Stronger opponents

If you've watched shonen manga, you know that's just not gonna work.

[coveredinbees]

Unplug her

[ever_seeking]

Tealie, you just said you wanted more blood, you did not specify it not be yours.

8-p

[Major Comma]

Gail,
You need to be more Shaksperean in your feuds.
ARMIES !
ARROWS!
BLADES!
POISON!
and please put it all on YouTube;)

[Shurato2099]

Thank you!


I like a nice fake feud on an innocent person for no reason. ;)

*hrm* Did not.


... right, sorry, we were on about feuds, not arguments. *flipflipflip*

Right. "Yo momma is so ... " *flipflipflip* Blasted 1973 manual ...

Right. "Oh, no, you di'int!" *flipflipflip* 1984, who sorts these ... ah, Orwell.

Sorry, but we're all out of feuds today. Everything we've got's gone off.

Could I interest you in a nice flouncing video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22aMIOa35ko), instead?

[spidey_mon]

Give her a Hadoken, large one and long lasting

[Cam63]

All feuds should be stopped with either a dance off or cook off.

This applies to everyone.

That would've made interesting viewing re Bush and Saddam.

[Cam63]

Oh. I thought it was all an act. You mean she's really that feisty, for reals?

das

She's killed with a hard look before.

[Cam63]

If you keep terrifying me with sharks in your comics, I will gladly start a real feud with you.

Never reveal phobias on the internet.

http://consilience.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/great20white20shark202.jpg

...especially to Australians.

[c. page]

I find Gail's feuds to be delightful.

[Cam63]

Give her a Hadoken, large one and long lasting

That reads real dirty.

[ever_seeking]

I find Gail's feuds to be humourous.

;)

[OzBat!]

Are you INSANE? If you force her to bottle it up, the pressure will double up, eventually venting in one massive one-shot-wipe eradicating all life anywhere within range!

Better to do semi-controlled bursts at regular intervals, for everybody's sakes!

In fact, we're looking for more volunteers right about now. I haven't seen Beau Smith in a while, he should be just about recovered...

[spidey_mon]

That reads real dirty.What? I didn't say spill ink on her
You play Street Fighter?

[Gail Simone]

I have a couple things I no longer feel any need to be polite about.

I used to try to reason with bigots and bullies, for example. Then I just realized I don't give a fuck about educating bigots and bullies.

[spidey_mon]

Ignore them entirely, and they will disappear from existence
I just remembered Merlin TV movie starring that guy from Jurassic Park 1 & 3

[BnL]

Step one: Lock her in a sensory deprivation chamber.

Step two: Drop said chamber into a bottomless pit.

It's the only way! ;-)

[I've Got the Monkeys]

I thought taking off and nuking the site from orbit was the only way to be sure.

[Gail Simone]

Ignore them entirely, and they will disappear from existence
I just remembered Merlin TV movie starring that guy from Jurassic Park 1 & 3


I disagree with this sentiment. That's what most people do and it doesn't have any effect at all.

[Shurato2099]

I disagree with this sentiment. That's what most people do and it doesn't have any effect at all.

That's mostly because -they- keep thinking about themselves; if you can't get everybody to stop it doesn't help in the least. :)

Instead such people must be confronted, challenged, even educated on the rare occasions that such people can be. If you can get to them before their brains are cast in stone, that is.

My father, bless his heart, is an adherent of Fox News (particularly O'Reilly, but he also watched Beck) and for the sake of family harmony we've agreed never to talk about politics.