Comic book stuff that could replace sexy talk

[Tom Stillwell]

"My power ring needs a recharge."

"I'm out of web fluid."

"I just touched The Source Wall."

[Howlett]

"Up, up and AWAAAAAAY!"

[Thequeerjock]

"Lemme put my arrow in your quiver"?

[DarkKnightJared]

"Shazam!"

[zemo]

"Feel my shaft!"?

[Howlett]

"I'm Batman."

[Infra-Man]

"My Spidey sense is tingling."

/obvious

[Kevin T Brown]

"I'm the best there is at what I do."

[Teal_Lantern]

I'm the best at who I do

[JKCarrier]

In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! :twisted:

[Shisho]

"Suffering Sappho!"

[SidekicksRevenge]

"I know, I'll distract him with these delicious hostess fruit pies!"

[Dream]

"Darkseid IS!....horny."

"KCUF EM"


"Talk about being faster than a speeding bullet."

"Ugh, the fastest man alive".

"Call me the Hulk because I'll be incredible."

[Kevin T Brown]

It's funnier when using actual comic book quotes. ;) Just sayin'.....


"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"

[Howlett]

It's funnier when using actual comic book quotes. ;) Just sayin'.....


"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"

This one could potentially lead to someone getting smacked in the face though. If you think about it.

Imagine, the woman mis-hears "Hoary" and thinks you've just called her a whore... WHAM! You're picking your teeth out of the bedsheets :scared:

[Kevin T Brown]

"Quiet or papa spank!"

[Shisho]

This one could potentially lead to someone getting smacked in the face though. If you think about it.

Imagine, the woman mis-hears "Hoary" and thinks you've just called her a whore... WHAM! You're picking your teeth out of the bedsheets :scared:

Unless that woman is Lester. I think he likes the abuse. Sad, really.

:twisted:

[Tom Stillwell]

"Titans Together!"

[The Hunter]

In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! :twisted:

...Great now I have an image of Sailor Moon as a BDSM queen in my head Thanks alot -_-

[Tom Stillwell]

"Turbines to speed!"

[Teal_Lantern]

"Great Cesar's Ghost!"

"Please call me chief"

[Howlett]

"Oh my stars and garters!"

[Slewo.O]

Great Krypton!

[Hybrid2]

Eat your Grundy.

[Brother Power the Gong]

"I'm Batman."

I'm the God Damn Batman!

[Ryan Elliott]

I'm going to double bag this Giant Sized Man-Thing and put it in your drop box.

[Gregory]

"You'll all be sorry."

[Flamebird]

"For the honor of Greyskull!". :boogie:

[Doug]

Spoon!

(inspired by Flamebird's avatar)

[Ryan Elliott]

It's not really comic book, but I like it anyway.

"Give me your face."

[TomBelandTSSTG]

"what a boner i pulled!"

[Slewo.O]

Wanna look at this giant-sized Man-Thing?

[Brother Power the Gong]

I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do I sooooo very nice.

[Flamebird]

"Feel my Big effin' Mace!".

[JKCarrier]

"Cut off a limb and two more shall take its place!" :shock:

[LadyDeadpool]

"Snikt me!"
"Wanna play in my batcave?"
"Call me Mr. Fantastic." stop. Now think about it.

[Ryan Elliott]

"Snikt me!"
"Wanna play in my batcave?"
"Call me Mr. Fantastic." stop. Now think about it.


Guh...

*cartoonishly turns into goo*

[capntightpants]

Bamf bamf bamf bamf bamf bamf

[ScandalSavage]

To the Bat pole.

[Howlett]

"HAVE AT THEE!"

"Winky! I found a winky! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!"

[Tom Stillwell]

"This man, this monster."

[capntightpants]

Not from the comics, but from the first episode of the 90's X-Men:

"How did you do that?"
"With style, Petit. With style."

[Flamebird]

*Wonders if the Visions "density" power, makes him diamond-hard everywhere?*

[TomBelandTSSTG]

"This man, this monster."

I am STILL laughing over this one.

[valentine]

Sweet Christmas!

[Shisho]

Oh my stars and garters.

[TomBelandTSSTG]

"AND THEN CAME ELECTRO"

-Spider-Man #82

[valentine]

It's clobberin' time!

[trypr]

"Sappho's Hands!"

[Teal_Lantern]

"Bind me as tight as you can girls!"

[Tobias M]

Oh my stars and garters.

Damnation I was going to say that. Although I would have inserted an exclamation mark after 'Oh'.

'Bite me fanboy.'

'SPOOOOON' (I imagine from an easily excitable lover)

'No Man escapes the Manhunters'

[Tom Stillwell]

Watchmen sexy words...

"I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

"Everything is preordained. Even my responses."

"Do you know how hard it is being your friend?"

[adam_warlock_2099]

...Great now I have an image of Sailor Moon as a BDSM queen in my head Thanks alot -_-

And now I do too.

But that is certainly not a bad thing.

[jhota]

"Costume or no costume?"

[Slewo.O]

"Costume or no costume?"

Costume.