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Tom Stillwell
08-05-2010, 07:35 AM
"My power ring needs a recharge."

"I'm out of web fluid."

"I just touched The Source Wall."

Howlett
08-05-2010, 07:39 AM
"Up, up and AWAAAAAAY!"

Thequeerjock
08-05-2010, 07:44 AM
"Lemme put my arrow in your quiver"?

DarkKnightJared
08-05-2010, 07:48 AM
"Shazam!"

zemo
08-05-2010, 07:52 AM
"Feel my shaft!"?

Howlett
08-05-2010, 07:58 AM
"I'm Batman."

Infra-Man
08-05-2010, 08:37 AM
"My Spidey sense is tingling."

/obvious

Kevin T Brown
08-05-2010, 08:51 AM
"I'm the best there is at what I do."

Teal_Lantern
08-05-2010, 08:53 AM
I'm the best at who I do

JKCarrier
08-05-2010, 10:15 AM
In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! :twisted:

Shisho
08-05-2010, 10:17 AM
"Suffering Sappho!"

SidekicksRevenge
08-05-2010, 10:18 AM
"I know, I'll distract him with these delicious hostess fruit pies!"

Dream
08-05-2010, 10:27 AM
"Darkseid IS!....horny."

"KCUF EM"


"Talk about being faster than a speeding bullet."

"Ugh, the fastest man alive".

"Call me the Hulk because I'll be incredible."

Kevin T Brown
08-05-2010, 10:59 AM
It's funnier when using actual comic book quotes. ;) Just sayin'.....


"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"

Howlett
08-05-2010, 11:00 AM
It's funnier when using actual comic book quotes. ;) Just sayin'.....


"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"

This one could potentially lead to someone getting smacked in the face though. If you think about it.

Imagine, the woman mis-hears "Hoary" and thinks you've just called her a whore... WHAM! You're picking your teeth out of the bedsheets :scared:

Kevin T Brown
08-05-2010, 11:04 AM
"Quiet or papa spank!"

Shisho
08-05-2010, 11:05 AM
This one could potentially lead to someone getting smacked in the face though. If you think about it.

Imagine, the woman mis-hears "Hoary" and thinks you've just called her a whore... WHAM! You're picking your teeth out of the bedsheets :scared:

Unless that woman is Lester. I think he likes the abuse. Sad, really.

:twisted:

Tom Stillwell
08-05-2010, 11:26 AM
"Titans Together!"

The Hunter
08-05-2010, 11:45 AM
In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! :twisted:

...Great now I have an image of Sailor Moon as a BDSM queen in my head Thanks alot -_-

Tom Stillwell
08-05-2010, 12:02 PM
"Turbines to speed!"

Teal_Lantern
08-05-2010, 12:04 PM
"Great Cesar's Ghost!"

"Please call me chief"

Howlett
08-05-2010, 12:27 PM
"Oh my stars and garters!"

Slewo.O
08-05-2010, 12:30 PM
Great Krypton!

Hybrid2
08-05-2010, 12:35 PM
Eat your Grundy.

Brother Power the Gong
08-05-2010, 12:45 PM
"I'm Batman."

I'm the God Damn Batman!

Ryan Elliott
08-05-2010, 12:53 PM
I'm going to double bag this Giant Sized Man-Thing and put it in your drop box.

Gregory
08-05-2010, 12:56 PM
"You'll all be sorry."

Flamebird
08-05-2010, 01:12 PM
"For the honor of Greyskull!". :boogie:

Doug
08-05-2010, 01:21 PM
Spoon!

(inspired by Flamebird's avatar)

Ryan Elliott
08-05-2010, 01:22 PM
It's not really comic book, but I like it anyway.

"Give me your face."

TomBelandTSSTG
08-05-2010, 01:26 PM
"what a boner i pulled!"

Slewo.O
08-05-2010, 01:28 PM
Wanna look at this giant-sized Man-Thing?

Brother Power the Gong
08-05-2010, 01:32 PM
I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do I sooooo very nice.

Flamebird
08-05-2010, 01:44 PM
"Feel my Big effin' Mace!".

JKCarrier
08-05-2010, 01:56 PM
"Cut off a limb and two more shall take its place!" :shock:

LadyDeadpool
08-05-2010, 02:30 PM
"Snikt me!"
"Wanna play in my batcave?"
"Call me Mr. Fantastic." stop. Now think about it.

Ryan Elliott
08-05-2010, 02:45 PM
"Snikt me!"
"Wanna play in my batcave?"
"Call me Mr. Fantastic." stop. Now think about it.


Guh...

*cartoonishly turns into goo*

capntightpants
08-05-2010, 03:01 PM
Bamf bamf bamf bamf bamf bamf

ScandalSavage
08-05-2010, 03:04 PM
To the Bat pole.

Howlett
08-05-2010, 03:11 PM
"HAVE AT THEE!"

"Winky! I found a winky! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!"

Tom Stillwell
08-05-2010, 03:47 PM
"This man, this monster."

capntightpants
08-05-2010, 03:57 PM
Not from the comics, but from the first episode of the 90's X-Men:

"How did you do that?"
"With style, Petit. With style."

Flamebird
08-06-2010, 12:27 AM
*Wonders if the Visions "density" power, makes him diamond-hard everywhere?*

TomBelandTSSTG
08-06-2010, 06:32 AM
"This man, this monster."

I am STILL laughing over this one.

valentine
08-06-2010, 06:36 AM
Sweet Christmas!

Shisho
08-06-2010, 06:37 AM
Oh my stars and garters.

TomBelandTSSTG
08-06-2010, 06:37 AM
"AND THEN CAME ELECTRO"

-Spider-Man #82

valentine
08-06-2010, 06:42 AM
It's clobberin' time!

trypr
08-06-2010, 05:24 PM
"Sappho's Hands!"

Teal_Lantern
08-06-2010, 08:34 PM
"Bind me as tight as you can girls!"

Tobias M
08-06-2010, 09:31 PM
Oh my stars and garters.

Damnation I was going to say that. Although I would have inserted an exclamation mark after 'Oh'.

'Bite me fanboy.'

'SPOOOOON' (I imagine from an easily excitable lover)

'No Man escapes the Manhunters'

Tom Stillwell
08-07-2010, 10:43 AM
Watchmen sexy words...

"I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

"Everything is preordained. Even my responses."

"Do you know how hard it is being your friend?"

adam_warlock_2099
08-07-2010, 12:28 PM
...Great now I have an image of Sailor Moon as a BDSM queen in my head Thanks alot -_-

And now I do too.

But that is certainly not a bad thing.

jhota
08-07-2010, 01:06 PM
"Costume or no costume?"

Slewo.O
08-07-2010, 01:07 PM
"Costume or no costume?"

Costume.