If You Could Stuff Mark Waid and Carry Him Around Like a Suitcase... [Archive]

bert

07-30-2010, 12:11 PM

...where would you take him for the holidays?

Nowhere!

they charge $25 to check baggage, and more if over 50lbs.

I've never theorized how much a stuffed human would weigh, but I'd guess more than I was willing to pay to have him shipped!

scout1279

07-30-2010, 12:16 PM

Pismo Beach

Cth

07-30-2010, 12:25 PM

Thequeerjock

07-30-2010, 12:27 PM

:wink: :wink:

I've got some high quality "Mark Waid"
http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/7/677649/1280174926795.JPEG

You've got the "Warren Ellis", right?
http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/7/677648/1280174328882.JPEG

I just heard about those on the news. Apparently some airports aren't happy about the premise.

That's it. We need to made a Mark Waid sticker for Gail to put on her case.

Slewo.O

07-30-2010, 01:38 PM

...where would you take him for the holidays?

I'd take him to Vermont.

pseudicide

07-30-2010, 03:31 PM

:wink: :wink:

I've got some high quality "Mark Waid"
http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/7/677649/1280174926795.JPEG

You've got the "Warren Ellis", right?
http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/7/677648/1280174328882.JPEG

Screw bolivian marching powder! It's Mark Waid all the way! He's my drug of choice.

Kevin T Brown

07-30-2010, 03:33 PM

Just to the north of me next door.... but I'd go the long way by heading south until I traverse the globe.

Gail Simone

07-30-2010, 11:27 PM

That would take a long time, especially if pseudicide is trying to snort or inject Mark!

Matthew Brown

07-30-2010, 11:47 PM

I don't know that I could get him past security... BECAUSE HE'S DA BOMB.

...

*cough* *slinks away*

pseudicide

07-31-2010, 03:02 AM

That would take a long time, especially if pseudicide is trying to snort or inject Mark!

Alright, fine, I'll hold off until it's Mark 2.0

Cam63

07-31-2010, 04:45 AM

I don't like heavy luggage. How much does Mark Waid ?

Paploo

07-31-2010, 04:56 AM

...where would you take him for the holidays?

I'm guessing whichever country is least likely to extradite me. Probably France.

Flamebird

07-31-2010, 05:54 AM

...where would you take him for the holidays?

He'd sit gathering dust in the back of my closet. Not like he's ever taken me anywhere. ;)

I AM GROOT!

07-31-2010, 06:14 AM

The airlines would probably lose him.

Tom Stillwell

07-31-2010, 02:32 PM

To the Boom Studios offices so he could give me a job writing kids comics.

colleendoran

07-31-2010, 04:24 PM

I would take him someplace cold so his dead body wouldn't smell.

But I'd keep his head in a hatbox in the closet.

Is that wrong?

Paploo

07-31-2010, 05:58 PM

I would take him someplace cold so his dead body wouldn't smell.

But I'd keep his head in a hatbox in the closet.

Is that wrong?

Only if you put a really bad hat in there with him.
Be sure to put in some potpourri to keep it smelling fresh!

Cam63

08-01-2010, 01:20 AM

I would take him someplace cold so his dead body wouldn't smell.

But I'd keep his head in a hatbox in the closet.

Is that wrong?

Perfectly reasonable if you ask me.

*Snuffs snuff*

Mark Waid

08-01-2010, 11:47 AM

I would take him someplace cold so his dead body wouldn't smell.

But I'd keep his head in a hatbox in the closet.

Is that wrong?

First off, SMARTASS, I take humbrage at the accusation that my dead body would smell any worse than it already does. Wait, I'm not sure that's exactly what I'm trying to say. Wait.

Secondly, I think you'd be much wiser to mount my head on a ventriloquist's dummy, practice throwing your voice, and notify the CBLDF that you've come up with a new routine to perform at their fundraisers. We could be the new Waylon Flowers and Madame.

Oh, my GOD, I have got to stop drinking in the morning.

Angel

08-01-2010, 12:06 PM

First off, SMARTASS, I take humbrage at the accusation that my dead body would smell any worse than it already does. Wait, I'm not sure that's exactly what I'm trying to say. Wait.

Secondly, I think you'd be much wiser to mount my head on a ventriloquist's dummy, practice throwing your voice, and notify the CBLDF that you've come up with a new routine to perform at their fundraisers. We could be the new Waylon Flowers and Madame.

Oh, my GOD, I have got to stop drinking in the morning.
you can easily solve that problem by never stopping drinking. :)

Thequeerjock

08-01-2010, 12:14 PM

you can easily solve that problem by never stopping drinking. :)

Great message for the kids.

And why are we assuming he's dead? Talk about morbid Colleen...
He could just be drugged up!

ReverendDodd

08-01-2010, 12:16 PM

I just want him to ride in the sidecar of my motorcycle while we solve mysteries...

FemGeek

08-01-2010, 12:34 PM

oooh, I'd take him on a tour of awesome metal bars and use him as my wingman. Or if he makes a sucky wingman I can mawk him up and have him make me look better by comparrison! Yay! And if he's foldable I can loan foldywingmanMark to anyone who needs him. Hurray, 1001 uses! Or like, 6, I dunno, what am I, maths?

Angel

08-01-2010, 12:53 PM

Great message for the kids.

And why are we assuming he's dead? Talk about morbid Colleen...
He could just be drugged up!
i've been told i make a great role model in that regard. :cool:

Foolish Mortal

08-01-2010, 01:46 PM

First off, SMARTASS, I take humbrage at the accusation that my dead body would smell any worse than it already does.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_vg5FQVbnSP8/TFXq3ufDVGI/AAAAAAAAAco/Q1puneFr6aQ/s720/c2e2_mark_waid_smells_evil.jpg

colleendoran

08-01-2010, 02:51 PM

First off, SMARTASS, I take humbrage at the accusation that my dead body would smell any worse than it already does. Wait, I'm not sure that's exactly what I'm trying to say. Wait.

Secondly, I think you'd be much wiser to mount my head on a ventriloquist's dummy, practice throwing your voice, and notify the CBLDF that you've come up with a new routine to perform at their fundraisers. We could be the new Waylon Flowers and Madame.

Oh, my GOD, I have got to stop drinking in the morning.

You made my day!

Let's eat fried chicken together sweetheart.

And then dance! :)