So, this one time, while playing Lord of the Rings Online...

[Tom Stillwell]

...Gail got me killed by flies.

The End.

[Shurato2099]

Flies? Having never played LotRO ... are the flies dangerous?

[SallySensational]

Flies? Having never played LotRO ... are the flies dangerous?

EVERYTHING is dangerous when you're playing an online game with Gail.

[Shurato2099]

EVERYTHING is dangerous when you're playing an online game with Gail.

Never had the pleasure/pain/etc. Closest I got was chit-chatting over on STO when she tried that one.

[sk716]

EVERYTHING is dangerous when you're playing an online game with Gail.

Quoted for truth!!!

[Shurato2099]

Quoted for truth!!!

It keeps sounding like she uses what I've come to call 'scream and leap' tactics. Works fine solo, gets parties killed by mobs of critters on a team.

[sk716]

It keeps sounding like she uses what I've come to call 'scream and leap' tactics. Works fine solo, gets parties killed by mobs of critters on a team.

Are you familiar with Leeroy Jenkins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU)?

Gail taught him all she knows about strategy.

[Shurato2099]

Are you familiar with Leeroy Jenkins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU)?

Gail taught him all she knows about strategy.

Yeah, that's about what I thought. I've known a lot of Scrappers on CoH like that.

"There's three spawn up there all clustered together, at least ten mobs a piece. We're going to need to pick those apart or we'll get ... "

"Tora, tora, tora!!!"

"Ah, crud."

[Teal_Lantern]

There's a Lord of the Rings online?

[Slewo.O]

There's a Lord of the Rings online?

People play it?

[shrike]

Yeah, I recall her uhm... 'leading' us way back when in CoH.

Leading us to death, maybe. :scared:

[Shurato2099]

Yeah, I recall her uhm... 'leading' us way back when in CoH.

Leading us to death, maybe. :scared:

A lot of the Scrappers I know in that game (and a select few Controllers, actually) should still be wearing harnesses with leashes attached to them.

[Dark Galaxy]

So, this one time, while playing CoH with Gail...she told me I sucked and that I smelled like crotch rot. And then she got me killed.

Yay for fun?

[Shurato2099]

So, this one time, while playing CoH with Gail...she told me I sucked and that I smelled like crotch rot. And then she got me killed.

Yay for fun?

So far the best I've gotten out of her has been 'Okay, thanks, but you're weird.' to which I responded 'Only semi-professionally.' :)

[Tom Stillwell]

So, this one time, I was playing City of Heroes with Gail and she left us to go eat soup.

Baby noodle soup.

[SallySensational]

So, this one time, I was playing City of Heroes with Gail and she left us to go eat soup.

Baby noodle soup.

I remember that!

[sk716]

So, this one time, I was playing City of Heroes with Gail and she left us to go eat soup.

Baby noodle soup.

I remember that, too. Kept us waiting like half an hour before she told us, too.

Homemade baby noodle soup, wasn't it?

[Tom Stillwell]

Yes, made from fresh baby. Tasty tasty baby.

[Shurato2099]

I remember that, too. Kept us waiting like half an hour before she told us, too.

Homemade baby noodle soup, wasn't it?

Well, as long as it was homemade ...

[Gail Simone]

I don't remember any of these things. I was always super nice and supportive and friendly and used BRILLIANT strategy.

[Thequeerjock]

Gail once killed herself while I was playing her in Tekken. There isn't even a suicide option in that game!

[Shurato2099]

When I first saw this thread I was thinking that maybe the LotRO flies were like the sheep in FFXI ... they sounded innocent enough but when you poked them they turned out to be these juggernauts of pain and destruction. A friend of mine showed me some of these flies the other night. Getting a group killed by these things takes -work-.

Once DCUO starts up we'll have to find the equivalent of, like, the Skulls or the Hellions and see if we can manage a party wipe ...