Glenn Beck For President!

[DAVE]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/13/glenn-beck-for-president_n_644760.html

Just watch the video. I'm sold!

[WillieLee]

Isn't the Glenn Beck train running out of steam? I heard that his ratings are slipping since he started his history lessons instead of just being rat-ass crazy.

[DAVE]

Isn't the Glenn Beck train running out of steam? I heard that his ratings are slipping since he started his history lessons instead of just being rat-ass crazy.

I've got faith he can pick it back up. But this isn't really about how crazy Glenn Beck is, it's about this scary eye brow make up lady.

[Shane W]

I'm hoping Bucket Of Limes runs without the hinderance of the other guy.

[Dark Sasha]

I'm reading his novel right now!! It's changing my life!

[Ben Weldon]

I've got faith he can pick it back up. But this isn't really about how crazy Glenn Beck is, it's about this scary eye brow make up lady.

You know who else looks like a Barbie that some kid burned with a magnifying glass? George Washington.

[DAVE]

I'm hoping Bucket Of Limes runs without the hinderance of the other guy.
I was a drag on the ticket.

[McAfee]

My dick just went into turtle mode. :scared:

[costello]

Is this the big 8.28.10 announcement?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Wow... she was pretty horrifying.

Like a scary, female Max Headroom.

[Magnum V.I.]

I was a drag on the ticket.

So can we expect Bowl of Weed to be your next running mate?

[Alexander Hamilton]

So can we expect Bowl of Weed to be your next running mate?

That might actually swing my vote.. :scared:

[DAVE]

So can we expect Bowl of Weed to be your next running mate?
Bowl of Weed has no interest in leaving its role as my campaign manager. Look guys, we need to all unite under our President! I've respectfully stepped aside!

[Magnum V.I.]

Bowl of Weed has no interest in leaving its role as my campaign manager. Look guys, we need to all unite under our President! I've respectfully stepped aside!

Yeah but the presidents recent support of Homeopathic remedies has me wanting to change!

Fuck that guy and his meanie face!!

[WillieLee]

I've got faith he can pick it back up. But this isn't really about how crazy Glenn Beck is, it's about this scary eye brow make up lady.

She looks like Reid Fleming. She also seems like one of those women that instead of realizing she has lost her looks, has decided to ignore it and try to cover with crazy.

[Dan-C]

Why is she staring at my stomach?

[Jason California]

I wonder what everybody else in the organization looks like.

[Brother Power the Gong]

I wonder what everybody else in the organization looks like.

I'm guessing a cross between Showgirls and CHUD.

[TIP]

I wonder what everybody else in the organization looks like.

Something comparable to C. Thomas Howell in SOUL MAN?

[Stupendous Man]

That woman looks absolutely terrifying.

[Dude Pal]

George Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid.

At a party.

[Dreg]

He wears his douchebaggery like a treasured sweater.

[russw]

That freak job of a woman is the scariest thing I have seen in a long time.

[ShortStack]

George Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid.

At a party.

I heard that guy had like thirty goddamn dicks.

[James H]

I heard that guy had like thirty goddamn dicks.

I heard he kills with a stare and fucks the shit out bears.

[Stark Raving]

*cough*

http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=6997407&postcount=977

:mrgreen:

[Ryan F]

Isn't the Glenn Beck train running out of steam? I heard that his ratings are slipping since he started his history lessons instead of just being rat-ass crazy.

But his history lessons are the rat-ass craziest thing he does!

[DAVE]

*cough*

http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=6997407&postcount=977

:mrgreen:

Clap it up for this guy!

[Stark Raving]

Clap it up for this guy!
Louder!! :-x

[Peter McLeod]

Why is she staring at my stomach?

"Scary plastic youtube lady is watching you masturbate."

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/182990/thumbs/s-GLENN-BECK-PRESIDENT-large.jpg

[CS Ambrose]

The title of this thread, and I'm not even American, made my testicles retract into my body.