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Evan the Shaggy
07-14-2010, 06:58 AM
Kurt Wagner.

Priest.

Pirate.

Adventurer.

Xman.

Blue elf.

Teleporter.

Lover.

Awesome.

He will steal your dubloons and God will be on his side, not yours!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dNgNPwAJDI4/SrOmTAUrWHI/AAAAAAAAE-4/1l_d6AM-6kg/s400/Nightcrawler1cover.jpg

Greygor
07-14-2010, 07:02 AM
I think my "Dabloons" are safe

Evan the Shaggy
07-14-2010, 07:03 AM
I think my "Dabloons" are safe

He will come back from the grave and steal them anyway!

Nightcrawler. Priest/teleporter/dead guy of the Xmen.

Greygor
07-14-2010, 07:05 AM
He will come back from the grave and steal them anyway!

Nightcrawler. Priest/teleporter/dead guy of the Xmen.

I'll just distract him with a pile of dubloons instead

PeterSparker
07-14-2010, 07:06 AM
According to my watch we're still a couple of hours away from it being time to praise Nightcrawler. Way to jump the gun!

Alexander Hamilton
07-14-2010, 07:07 AM
Nobody could rock the pointy shoulder pads better.

Evan the Shaggy
07-14-2010, 07:07 AM
I'll just distract him with a pile of dubloons instead

I have no idea how to spell Dubloons.

NIGHTCRAWLER!

Ben
07-14-2010, 07:10 AM
He died like a little bitch.

Roman Noodles
07-14-2010, 07:11 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dNgNPwAJDI4/SrOmTAUrWHI/AAAAAAAAE-4/1l_d6AM-6kg/s400/Nightcrawler1cover.jpg

Why is Nightcrawler fighting gay alien pirates?








Oh wait, was this from the 80's? Nevermind then.

Ben Weldon
07-14-2010, 07:13 AM
I've not decided if the lack of outrage over Nightcrawler's death is a good thing or a bad thing.

Corey A.
07-14-2010, 07:13 AM
Nobody could rock the pointy shoulder pads better.

http://photoshopnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/epiphone_ace_frehley.jpg

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BriRedfern
07-14-2010, 07:13 AM
Kurt Wagner.

Priest.

Pirate.

Adventurer.

Xman.

Blue elf.

Teleporter.

Lover.

Awesome.

He will steal your dubloons and God will be on his side, not yours!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dNgNPwAJDI4/SrOmTAUrWHI/AAAAAAAAE-4/1l_d6AM-6kg/s400/Nightcrawler1cover.jpg

And apparently according to chuck austin he has a monster dong too. Jubilee wants some.

Alexander Hamilton
07-14-2010, 07:16 AM
http://photoshopnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/epiphone_ace_frehley.jpg

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Yeah... my opinion stands.

ShortStack
07-14-2010, 07:18 AM
I had a dream once where I was nightcrawler. I wasn't blue or anything but someone asked me who I was and I was like "I'm Hannah Sutin but in the Munich Circus I was called the incredible Nightcrawler."

DAVE
07-14-2010, 07:21 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this joke was being forced like 2 pages into the Cyclops thread?

TIP
07-14-2010, 07:36 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this joke was being forced like 2 pages into the Cyclops thread?

:lol:

Evan the Shaggy
07-14-2010, 07:37 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this joke was being forced like 2 pages into the Cyclops thread?

I'm a comedian. I beat things into the ground!

TIP
07-14-2010, 07:40 AM
I'm a comedian. I beat things into the ground!

Not this time.
Wagner clearly beat you into the ground.

HeroBoy
07-14-2010, 07:41 AM
And apparently according to chuck austin he has a monster dong too. Jubilee wants some.

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What?

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Roman Noodles
07-14-2010, 07:43 AM
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What?

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When Chuck Austen is involved, it's better to just nod and keep moving.



Just don't make eye contact, or else. :scared:

TIP
07-14-2010, 07:45 AM
And apparently according to chuck austin he has a monster dong too. Jubilee wants some.

Wasn't it also forked?

Heh.

Forked.

T

Marcdachamp
07-14-2010, 07:46 AM
He had one of the best X-deaths ever.

Magnum V.I.
07-14-2010, 08:07 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/50578-4052-66383-1-excalibur_super.jpg

Badass with the Shaved Head and Swords.


:( He was my favorite X-Man.


Also, Leader of Excalibur.

Roman Noodles
07-14-2010, 08:11 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/50578-4052-66383-1-excalibur_super.jpg

Badass with the Shaved Head and Swords.


:( He was my favorite X-Man.


Also, Leader of Excalibur.

Mine too. :(

BriRedfern
07-14-2010, 08:15 AM
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What?

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I actually know nothing about it, I saw it in the worst marvel character thread yesterday. Appearantly chuck did a story where jubilee saw Kurt naked and couldn't stop staring at his large penis. Wolverine had to pull her away. :dunno:

Roman Noodles
07-14-2010, 08:17 AM
I actually know nothing about it, I saw it in the worst marvel character thread yesterday. Appearantly chuck did a story where jubilee saw Kurt naked and couldn't stop staring at his large penis. Wolverine had to pull her away. :dunno:

:rofl:



It sounds so awesome, but it's so not.

Cth
07-14-2010, 08:19 AM
Kurt Wagner.

Priest.

Pirate.

Adventurer.

Xman.

Blue elf.

Teleporter.

Lover.

Awesome.



Dead.

HeroBoy
07-14-2010, 08:52 AM
:rofl:



It sounds so awesome, but it's so not.

Oh...god. So you are confirming that this is real? this scene happened? Wasn't jubilee like 14?

Roman Noodles
07-14-2010, 08:54 AM
Oh...god. So you are confirming that this is real? this scene happened? Wasn't jubilee like 14?

I'm not confirming anything, in fact, I've blocked off most of my Chuck Austen memories in a deep dark part of my brain, but I just know Chuck Austen, and I would totally believe this took place in one of his books. :lol:


Probably somewhere in-between the devil mutants and the shape-shifting strippers.

PhilipClark
07-14-2010, 09:08 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/50578-4052-66383-1-excalibur_super.jpg

Badass with the Shaved Head and Swords.


:( He was my favorite X-Man.


Also, Leader of Excalibur.

Loved Pacheco's take on him.

I'm upset that they killed him off. I'm sure he'll be back, but it was a cheap ploy. I also get miffed when they play up the whole good catholic/priest angle with him. It makes him seem like a pussy. Him quitting the X-men to become a priest was weak.

Slewo.O
07-14-2010, 09:10 AM
Loved Pacheco's take on him.

I'm upset that they killed him off. I'm sure he'll be back, but it was a cheap ploy. I also get miffed when they play up the whole good catholic/priest angle with him. It makes him seem like a pussy. Him quitting the X-men to become a priest was weak.

He was both in Fraction's run. His faith is part of his charm and character, doesn't make him any less badass.

Magnum V.I.
07-14-2010, 09:14 AM
Loved Pacheco's take on him.

I'm upset that they killed him off. I'm sure he'll be back, but it was a cheap ploy. I also get miffed when they play up the whole good catholic/priest angle with him. It makes him seem like a pussy. Him quitting the X-men to become a priest was weak.

I doubt he'll be back anytime soon. It was not a cheap ploy either. I have been loving Second Coming and his death was a huge emotional moment for the book. Really like that he went out as a hero in a very sacrificial way like the Savior of his faith.


I also enjoyed him as a priest because it's not really an easy thing to do to just give up your life in holy dedication to something like that. I see no weakness in that at all.

Marcdachamp
07-14-2010, 09:22 AM
I doubt he'll be back anytime soon. It was not a cheap ploy either. I have been loving Second Coming and his death was a huge emotional moment for the book. Really like that he went out as a hero in a very sacrificial way like the Savior of his faith.


I also enjoyed him as a priest because it's not really an easy thing to do to just give up your life in holy dedication to something like that. I see no weakness in that at all.

Yep. Nothing cheap about it at all. It was a fantastic send-off, and a real heart-breaker.

Dreg
07-14-2010, 10:37 AM
I've not decided if the lack of outrage over Nightcrawler's death is a good thing or a bad thing.

He's an X-man. It's only natural that he die. It's part of growing up for them.

Anyway, Nightcrawler rules. If Wolverine has another team-up book, Kurt should be first in line.

Whip
07-14-2010, 12:57 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/50578-4052-66383-1-excalibur_super.jpg

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At first glance, I thought that was Gladiator.

Supajoe
07-14-2010, 12:59 PM
He's my favorite member of the X-men. And yeah, not really bothered by his recent demise, because who stays dead in the MU? I mean, hell, Bucky came back.

Thudpucker
03-29-2011, 07:34 PM
So, is Nightcrawler alive again yet?

Jose
03-29-2011, 07:42 PM
I come to bury Nightcrawler, not to praise him.

Kurt Russell Crowe
03-29-2011, 07:42 PM
why is he called Nightcrawler?


Nightcrawler.

Best scene haver from the X-Men movies.

Godly priest who is best friends with cold blooded murderer of thousands upon thousands of people.

Creator of stinky pink clouds.

jamestolliver
03-29-2011, 07:46 PM
Didn't Austin's run also have a couple of girls from the the X-men talking about their sexual fantasies in a graveyard or something like that?

artimoff
03-29-2011, 07:54 PM
So, is Nightcrawler alive again yet?

Only in my heart.

dEnny!
03-29-2011, 08:08 PM
You guys make me want to actually READ the Chuck Austen run on this title! ;)

Thudpucker
03-29-2011, 08:26 PM
You guys make me want to actually READ the Chuck Austen run on this title! ;)

The first 12 issues or so are good, I liked them. After that it was a trainwreck though, truely awful.

GrandeMaestro F√ľnke
03-29-2011, 08:48 PM
Other than Draco, Austen's run was fun. Honestly I don't get why people shit on it so much, especially considering the Milligan run that followed.

Magnum V.I.
03-30-2011, 04:52 AM
Other than Draco, Austen's run was fun. Honestly I don't get why people shit on it so much, especially considering the Milligan run that followed.

I did not enjoy his Exiles crossover, his exile of Stacy X, his awful Romeo and Juliet story, his making the Guthries the perennial mutant having family, his butchering of Nightcrawler and disdain for mutant continuity, his murder of Skin, his go awful second mutation for Angel, his love angle between Husk and Warren, his horrid Mary Sue character Anne and her love with Havok.

His development with Juggernaut was tops. Austen ran me off the book to miss Milligans horrid run.

And thats what I have to say about that.

Kedd
03-30-2011, 06:32 AM
I never had much a feel for him. Kirkman turned him into kidnapping wannabe rapist homophobe in UXM.

artimoff
03-30-2011, 06:40 AM
Because of this thread I had a dream with Nightcrawler in it. I asked him why he didin't hunch over any more, why the permanent shadows around his eyes were gone, why he never used his powers to climb walls like Spidey or his dissapear in shadows powers wernt used in the last 15 years.

http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans/UX103_Nightcrawler.JPG

Magnum V.I.
03-30-2011, 06:41 AM
I never had much a feel for him. Kirkman turned him into kidnapping wannabe rapist homophobe in UXM.

:( I liked Ultimate Nightcrawler until then. Then Loeb decimated him shortly before he died in the 616. Which depressed me because now I have no Nightcrawler to read currently.

HOOKS
03-30-2011, 06:43 AM
Nightcrawler Is Deader Than You

Kedd
03-30-2011, 07:00 AM
:( I liked Ultimate Nightcrawler until then. Then Loeb decimated him shortly before he died in the 616. Which depressed me because now I have no Nightcrawler to read currently.
What did Loeb do to him? Did he just start wagging his dick at kids or something?

Patch
03-30-2011, 07:04 AM
In the villages of Germany the Bavarian children learn this rhyme:


Nightcrawler, nightcrawler he's blue
Smell of brimstone, he's coming for you
At first you don't see him, then you do
On each hand count his fingers, there's two
... and a thumb.

Cactusakic
03-30-2011, 07:07 AM
I did not enjoy his Exiles crossover, his exile of Stacy X, his awful Romeo and Juliet story, his making the Guthries the perennial mutant having family, his butchering of Nightcrawler and disdain for mutant continuity, his murder of Skin, his go awful second mutation for Angel, his love angle between Husk and Warren, his horrid Mary Sue character Anne and her love with Havok.

His development with Juggernaut was tops. Austen ran me off the book to miss Milligans horrid run.

And thats what I have to say about that.

Magnum gets it.


In the villages of Germany the Bavarian children learn this rhyme:


Nightcrawler, nightcrawler he's blue
Smell of brimstone, he's coming for you
At first you don't see him, then you do
On each hand count his fingers, there's two
... and a thumb.

I genuinely lol'd.

Kedd
03-30-2011, 07:25 AM
Nightcrawler does have a good look though.

Marcdachamp
03-30-2011, 08:10 AM
Other than Draco, Austen's run was fun. Honestly I don't get why people shit on it so much, especially considering the Milligan run that followed.

I agree completely. Best take on Juggernaut EVER.

Slewo.O
03-30-2011, 08:12 AM
What did Loeb do to him? Did he just start wagging his dick at kids or something?

He was drowned in Ultimatium.

Kedd
03-30-2011, 08:22 AM
He was drowned in Ultimatium.
Did anything happen prior to that?

Slewo.O
03-30-2011, 08:23 AM
Did anything happen prior to that?

Besides the aforementioned stuff I wouldn't know.