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PeteL
07-09-2010, 04:54 AM
This may not deserve its own thread.

:no:

http://jezebel.com/5582760/jaleel-urkel-white-investigated-for-domestic-violence

dasNdanger
07-09-2010, 05:00 AM
This may not deserve its own thread.

:no:

http://jezebel.com/5582760/jaleel-urkel-white-investigated-for-domestic-violence

I clicked on the link, expecting a change of pace from the Lohan stuff, and the page contained mostly Lohan stuff.



das

HeroBoy
07-09-2010, 05:00 AM
You are far too humble. This deserves Thread Title of The Year: Honorary Mention: Urkel can multi-task.

PeteL
07-09-2010, 05:01 AM
I clicked on the link, expecting a change of pace from the Lohan stuff, and the page contained mostly Lohan stuff.



das

This disappointed me as well.

TIP
07-09-2010, 05:07 AM
It's about time.

HeroBoy
07-09-2010, 05:09 AM
he should use the "Did I Dooooo Thaaaat?" defense.

PeteL
07-09-2010, 05:11 AM
he should use the "Did I Dooooo Thaaaat?" defense.

:lol:

Dusto
07-09-2010, 05:22 AM
I know a girl who went to high school with him. She said he was a prick then, too.

stevapalooza
07-09-2010, 05:27 AM
the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.

TIP
07-09-2010, 05:29 AM
the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.

Finally, Henry Ford is proven right!

Foolish Mortal
07-09-2010, 06:08 AM
the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.

Eh. Ike Turner established this years ago. Everyone else is just stealing from him.

R0cketFr0g
07-09-2010, 06:17 AM
I cannot comment until I know the size of the implant and if it was saline or silicone.

afroloq
07-09-2010, 06:22 AM
was there any further bruising...did she feel it or even notice?

Spidey616
07-09-2010, 07:16 AM
"Did I do that?" .....

ThisSpaceForRent
07-09-2010, 07:23 AM
Was it Laura? Carl is going to be PISSED!

HeroBoy
07-09-2010, 07:23 AM
We don't know if was really him. It could've been Stefan or Urkel-Bot.

Ben
07-09-2010, 07:25 AM
He's Batman!

Slewo.O
07-09-2010, 07:26 AM
He's Batman!

More like Prometheus.

nick maynard
07-09-2010, 07:30 AM
why do they say "breast implant" instead of "breast" or "chest"?

Slewo.O
07-09-2010, 07:32 AM
why do they say "breast implant" instead of "breast" or "chest"?

Implants are easily hurt by punches!

The Dean
07-09-2010, 07:41 AM
why do they say "breast implant" instead of "breast" or "chest"?

That was my thought as well.

Perhaps the breast implant has not been implanted yet and Urkel's wife was merely holding a saline bag?

More likely, the author was implying that because of the implants, she is not a "real woman" and it's ok to beat her.

TIP
07-09-2010, 08:34 AM
Eh. Ike Turner established this years ago. Everyone else is just stealing from him.

Ike was inspired by Bing Crosby.

Whip
07-09-2010, 12:02 PM
I guess after all those years being rejected by Laura finally got to him...

mario
07-09-2010, 12:04 PM
His girlfriend can fit in a breast implant? Some implant! Or a tiny girl!

Ryan Elliott
07-09-2010, 12:06 PM
the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.


Here in my car/I can beat up my wife/I can knock out her fake tits

capntightpants
07-10-2010, 10:46 AM
We don't know if was really him. It could've been Stefan or Urkel-Bot.

He might have been Bruce Juicing.

Josh V
07-10-2010, 10:55 AM
why do they say "breast implant" instead of "breast" or "chest"?

He ripped the implant out fatality style, it's actually being used in the new Mortal Kombat game, boobality!

RebootedCorpse
07-10-2010, 10:58 AM
At least he wasn't texting. Punching tits is far less distracting!

Supreme Convoy
07-10-2010, 11:04 AM
he should use the "Did I Dooooo Thaaaat?" defense.

We should've closed the thread with this. Nothing else can top that.

:lol:

jmstump
07-10-2010, 12:24 PM
There's enough space in the Urkel Mobile to wind up a punch like that?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Xudzy7wABfw/R9bKmahcGEI/AAAAAAAAACM/0lfF08O98C4/s400/bmw_isetta.jpg

I mean it's not very spacious or anything. Also where was his kid riding?

Petey Parker
07-10-2010, 01:05 PM
I guess after all those years being rejected by Laura finally got to him...

Some Family Matters fan you are. Urkel and Laura were together at the end. They were going to get married.

mario
07-10-2010, 01:31 PM
Some Family Matters fan you are. Urkel and Laura were together at the end. They were going to get married.

yep: the predictability of the American sitcom: the longer a sitcom lasts, the more inevitably two characters who hate each other will become romantically involved

Whip
07-10-2010, 01:37 PM
Some Family Matters fan you are. Urkel and Laura were together at the end. They were going to get married.

Until a fucking UFO came into the mix.