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Cth
05-06-2010, 12:29 PM
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/TSA-Fracas-After-Body-Scanner-Reveals-TMI-92971929.html

MIA worker assaults colleague who made crack at genitalia after walk through machine

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Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

"[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say 'your sorry,'" the report reads. "Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron]."

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

"[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads.

Negrin was arrested and booked into Miami-Dade County Jail. His arrest photo (above) shows him wearing his blue TSA shirt at the time of the arrest.

The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

The $170,000 machines, which were introduced last year, took some heat from fliers who weren't quite ready to show their bod to government employees.

But if this latest incident is any indication, the scanners sound like good news for anti-terrorism and bad news for less-than-average men.

Doug
05-06-2010, 12:40 PM
Men with small dicks should take the train.

That's what I learned anyway.

I'm booking my space on the Acela to FL right now.

bradical
05-06-2010, 12:45 PM
:) that's kind of funny. i do hope the supervisor gets canned or suspended as well. he/she was out of line. and funny. but out of line.

Generic Poster
05-06-2010, 12:50 PM
Poor guy. Now the whole COUNTRY knows about his tiny, tiny dick.

afroloq
05-06-2010, 12:53 PM
he doesn't look like a Negron...

bradical
05-06-2010, 12:53 PM
Poor guy. Now the whole COUNTRY knows about his tiny, tiny dick.

the whole world, even, thanks to the world wide web.

the world wide web, making the world smaller everyday, just not as small as that guy's dick.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-06-2010, 01:08 PM
"Hey, look at this guys tiny dick! Don't worry Rolando, my 6 year old son has a small penis too! Are you guys seeing this? Maybe you aren't! That's how small his dick is! How do you please a woman with that thing? Man alive, what a microscopic pecker that is! I'm just joking Rolando! All in good fun! You can step out of the scanner now baby dick."

Ab4dd0n
05-06-2010, 01:15 PM
the whole world, even, thanks to the world wide web.

the world wide web, making the world smaller everyday, just not as small as that guy's dick.

At least if it was in Chicago or somewhere else he could blame the cold, but it just had to be Miami

Magnum V.I.
05-06-2010, 01:18 PM
:) that's kind of funny. i do hope the supervisor gets canned or suspended as well. he/she was out of line. and funny. but out of line.

I can't even imagine what would have happened if he was wearing American Flag Boxers during this fiasco.

"How can you wave a flag with THAT!?"

Treacle
05-06-2010, 01:30 PM
I see a future in lead penis coverings.

Ab4dd0n
05-06-2010, 01:41 PM
I see a future in lead penis coverings.

I'm sure the makers of the underwire jeans are already on top of it

Jef UK
05-06-2010, 03:14 PM
Aw, tiny dick looks like he's been crying.

Heroic Age Moe
05-06-2010, 03:37 PM
hah..that's awesome. Stay classy TSA!!!

Matt Jay
05-06-2010, 04:01 PM
I feel bad for this guy.