I have seen my first anal tattoo....

[The Human Target]

and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be the same.

[Stupendous Man]

that sounds unpleasant

[The Human Target]

Imagine the etching on the One Ring from LotR.

But around a sphincter.

It was like something Oeming would draw in Powers.

[Matthew Brown]

[science] indeed.

[dougmac]

useless without pics

[The Human Target]

If we had a [metaphysics] tag I would have used it.

[dasNdanger]

I don't even wanna know how you came to see this.

das

[Ryan Elliott]

I don't even wanna know how you came to see this.

das


Meth is a hell of a drug.

[SteveFlack]

Was it in a porn? Because I've seen it too.

[The Human Target]

Was it in a porn? Because I've seen it too.

If I saw it in real life, I don't think I'd be able to function yet.

[dasNdanger]

Oh, if it was in porn, then it was probably done with Sharpie markers.


das

[Hate_Prime]

Imagine the etching on the One Ring from LotR.

But around a sphincter.

It was like something Oeming would draw in Powers.

I think thats girlfriend-material.

Seriously, I'm not a fan of tattoos, but that's awesome.

[The Human Target]

Oh, if it was in porn, then it was probably done with Sharpie markers.


das

I dunno, the chick is a tattoo artist with lots of tats and piercings.

Plus, it didn't smear. :scared:

[danlomb]

That'd tickle.

[moonspider]

was it a starfish?

i think i saw something like that on 4chan

[mario]

goatse?

[NATE!]

These kids and their trends. This week it's anal tattooing. Next week it'll be "My prolapse is cooler than yours!"

[afroloq]

"MMMMmyyyyy precioussssssss!!!"

[Bedlam66]

I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

[moonspider]

how is this science?

[Black Roman]

and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be the same.

Wait . . . you can do that?!?!?!

[The Human Target]

I was just told it reads "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

I have a whole research team looking into this.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

so, who is this chick of which you speak? That's...
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/71503/TheBurningQuestion.bmp_Medium-384x500.jpg

[The Human Target]

I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn

[TheTravis!]

I feel bad for the tattoo artist.

[Mark4myself]

I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn

:dazed: Yowza!!!!


I was just told it reads "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

I have a whole research team looking into this.

The guy from Subway??? I knew I hated him for a reason!!!! I guess she really wanted a $5 foot long.


I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

Strongly seconded.:thumb:

I am in dire need of further information in regards to this tattoo...for the purpose of researching this...ugh...phenomena further...yea research...that's it...so a name so i can go and do that in the name of science and all that...I just want to make sure I'm properly horrified. I need time to gauge how offended I am by this. That will require multiple viewings i'm sure. :scared:

[The Human Target]

Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.

[Ryudo]

I feel bad for the tattoo artist.

Indeed.

[Ryan Elliott]

Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.


Almost? :mistrust:

[Rod Nunley]

I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9769/stewiebrian150.gif

[AndrewG]

She's cute, though I'm not a fan of tats

And I love how this is a 'science' thread

[Black Roman]

Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.

Welcome to the internet!


Almost? :mistrust:

:lol:


She's cute, though I'm not a fan of tats

And I love how this is a 'science' thread

That tattoo didn't get there by magic!!!!

[AndrewG]

That tattoo didn't get there by magic!!!!

Would Zatanna have an anal tattoo?

[Ryan Elliott]

Now I'VE seen it, and I have to say I've seen worse.

[Black Roman]

Now I'VE seen it, and I have to say I've seen worse.

I think penile tattoos disturb me more . . .




and by disturb, I mean, attract.

[Ryan Elliott]

I think penile tattoos disturb me more . . .




and by disturb, I mean, attract.


Oh god...DragonCock...

[Doug]

Would Zatanna have an anal tattoo?

Siht si na tixe ylno!

[Black Roman]

Oh god...DragonCock...

That's what she said.


Siht si na tixe ylno!

My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.

[Ryan Elliott]

That's what she said


Google it.

[Doug]

My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.

Can you teach my wife that?

[Black Roman]

Google it.

Holy . . . shit. That is the craziest fucking thing I've fucking seen . . . in a very long time. :lol:


Crap, now I'm gonna be thinking about that thing. :mad:

[Ryan Elliott]

Holy . . . shit. That is the craziest fucking thing I've fucking seen . . . in a very long time. :lol:


Crap, now I'm gonna be thinking about that thing. :mad:


Exactly!! It stays with you. forever.

[AndrewG]

Siht si na tixe ylno!

lol

I bet she's more open minded than that

[Black Roman]

Exactly!! It stays with you. forever.

Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .

[Ryan Elliott]

Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .


...

Somebody give me a pillow. Quick.

[AndrewG]

Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .

http://fanboyz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nightwing.jpg

[AndrewG]

http://dailyspeculations.com/DickTracy.png

[AndrewG]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/170538-191143-richard-parker_large.jpg

[Ryan Elliott]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MyBDyee-Rjc/SohOQ_EU-yI/AAAAAAAABAo/6SsRQd7gnVQ/s400/bewitched.jpg

[Black Roman]

I think we've derailed this baby some good. :lol:


That seems to happen a lot when I come into a thread.


Perhaps that's a poor choice of words in this particualr one . . .

[Richard Pace]

When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg

[Mark4myself]

When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg

Wow...that is one episode of Fantasy Island I definitely do NOT want to see.

[Doug]

When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg


Wow...that is one episode of Fantasy Island I definitely do NOT want to see.

"De pain boss, de pain! He didn't lube first!"

[Mark4myself]

My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.
I just went all Nick Madson on you and you have no idea....
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bnlk.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4632)

Just kidding...I cited you!! Great quote though. You are now my personal Confucius.

[Black Roman]

I just went all Nick Madson on you and you have no idea....
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bnlk.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4632)

Just kidding...I cited you!! Great quote though. You are now my personal Confucius.

*bows*

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

*gives Roman an anal tattoo while he's bowing*

[Black Roman]

*gives Roman an anal tattoo while he's bowing*

I think we just found a new euphemism for rimming.

[Mark4myself]

I have now seen said tattoo and all i have to say is.....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves1.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4555)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Full_of_win.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4533)

[The Human Target]

This thread took an awesome turn! :lol:

[Richard Pace]

This thread took an awesome turn! :lol:

It does look like it came out in the end.

[joeAR]

I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn


I googled her. Damn my eyes

[The Human Target]

I googled her. Damn my eyes

I tried to warn you.

Stare to long into that tattooed brown eyed abyss and it starts to stare back at you.

[tonym]

Hmm, I googled it, but I still can't make out what it says.

[joshsapien]

that girl is from around where i live. there was a big cover story on her and her boyfriend/ tattoo artist in one of the local free weekly papers last year. evidently she named herself Adrenalynn after that one (Top Cow?) comic book character.
when i saw the thread title i knew it was going to be about her. the tattoo was mentioned in the article. what an editorial tightrope walk

-josh

[The Human Target]

Okay, so I'm going to admit something semi-embarrassing because it totally pertains to this thread.

I have nothing to do today, so I happened upon a pornstar podcast that I downloaded to listen to.

Sad and creepy, I know.

But!!!!

The interviewee on said podcast mentions the anal tattoo that started this thread and said she thinks its the best thing ever.

Small world.

And the tattoo does indeed say "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

[Hoggie]

I dunno, the chick is a tattoo artist with lots of tats and piercings.

Plus, it didn't smear. :scared:

:sick: I'm outta here...................

[The Human Target]

:sick: I'm outta here...................

So far my plan is working perfectly.