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The Human Target
05-04-2010, 09:09 PM
and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be the same.

Stupendous Man
05-04-2010, 09:12 PM
that sounds unpleasant

The Human Target
05-04-2010, 09:14 PM
Imagine the etching on the One Ring from LotR.

But around a sphincter.

It was like something Oeming would draw in Powers.

Matthew Brown
05-04-2010, 09:16 PM
[science] indeed.

dougmac
05-04-2010, 09:17 PM
useless without pics

The Human Target
05-04-2010, 09:18 PM
If we had a [metaphysics] tag I would have used it.

dasNdanger
05-04-2010, 09:38 PM
I don't even wanna know how you came to see this.

das

Ryan Elliott
05-04-2010, 09:41 PM
I don't even wanna know how you came to see this.

das


Meth is a hell of a drug.

SteveFlack
05-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Was it in a porn? Because I've seen it too.

The Human Target
05-04-2010, 10:08 PM
Was it in a porn? Because I've seen it too.

If I saw it in real life, I don't think I'd be able to function yet.

dasNdanger
05-04-2010, 10:14 PM
Oh, if it was in porn, then it was probably done with Sharpie markers.


das

Hate_Prime
05-04-2010, 10:18 PM
Imagine the etching on the One Ring from LotR.

But around a sphincter.

It was like something Oeming would draw in Powers.

I think thats girlfriend-material.

Seriously, I'm not a fan of tattoos, but that's awesome.

The Human Target
05-04-2010, 10:20 PM
Oh, if it was in porn, then it was probably done with Sharpie markers.


das

I dunno, the chick is a tattoo artist with lots of tats and piercings.

Plus, it didn't smear. :scared:

danlomb
05-04-2010, 11:36 PM
That'd tickle.

moonspider
05-04-2010, 11:39 PM
was it a starfish?

i think i saw something like that on 4chan

mario
05-05-2010, 01:49 AM
goatse?

NATE!
05-05-2010, 01:55 AM
These kids and their trends. This week it's anal tattooing. Next week it'll be "My prolapse is cooler than yours!"

afroloq
05-05-2010, 02:31 AM
"MMMMmyyyyy precioussssssss!!!"

Bedlam66
05-05-2010, 02:58 AM
I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

moonspider
05-05-2010, 09:28 AM
how is this science?

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 09:30 AM
and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be the same.

Wait . . . you can do that?!?!?!

The Human Target
05-05-2010, 09:33 AM
I was just told it reads "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

I have a whole research team looking into this.

Kurt Russell Crowe
05-05-2010, 09:38 AM
so, who is this chick of which you speak? That's...
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/71503/TheBurningQuestion.bmp_Medium-384x500.jpg

The Human Target
05-05-2010, 09:46 AM
I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn

TheTravis!
05-05-2010, 09:48 AM
I feel bad for the tattoo artist.

Mark4myself
05-05-2010, 10:15 AM
I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn

:dazed: Yowza!!!!


I was just told it reads "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

I have a whole research team looking into this.

The guy from Subway??? I knew I hated him for a reason!!!! I guess she really wanted a $5 foot long.


I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

Strongly seconded.:thumb:

I am in dire need of further information in regards to this tattoo...for the purpose of researching this...ugh...phenomena further...yea research...that's it...so a name so i can go and do that in the name of science and all that...I just want to make sure I'm properly horrified. I need time to gauge how offended I am by this. That will require multiple viewings i'm sure. :scared:

The Human Target
05-05-2010, 10:22 AM
Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.

Ryudo
05-05-2010, 10:25 AM
I feel bad for the tattoo artist.

Indeed.

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:27 AM
Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.


Almost? :mistrust:

Rod Nunley
05-05-2010, 10:28 AM
I've seen this chick before. I'd lick that tat till it Shined.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9769/stewiebrian150.gif

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:33 AM
She's cute, though I'm not a fan of tats

And I love how this is a 'science' thread

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:35 AM
Helping another guy find stuff to wank to is almost like wanking him yourself.

I feel dirty.

Welcome to the internet!


Almost? :mistrust:

:lol:


She's cute, though I'm not a fan of tats

And I love how this is a 'science' thread

That tattoo didn't get there by magic!!!!

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:36 AM
That tattoo didn't get there by magic!!!!

Would Zatanna have an anal tattoo?

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Now I'VE seen it, and I have to say I've seen worse.

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:38 AM
Now I'VE seen it, and I have to say I've seen worse.

I think penile tattoos disturb me more . . .




and by disturb, I mean, attract.

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:39 AM
I think penile tattoos disturb me more . . .




and by disturb, I mean, attract.


Oh god...DragonCock...

Doug
05-05-2010, 10:39 AM
Would Zatanna have an anal tattoo?

Siht si na tixe ylno!

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:41 AM
Oh god...DragonCock...

That's what she said.


Siht si na tixe ylno!

My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:42 AM
That's what she said


Google it.

Doug
05-05-2010, 10:43 AM
My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.

Can you teach my wife that?

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:44 AM
Google it.

Holy . . . shit. That is the craziest fucking thing I've fucking seen . . . in a very long time. :lol:


Crap, now I'm gonna be thinking about that thing. :mad:

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:44 AM
Holy . . . shit. That is the craziest fucking thing I've fucking seen . . . in a very long time. :lol:


Crap, now I'm gonna be thinking about that thing. :mad:


Exactly!! It stays with you. forever.

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:47 AM
Siht si na tixe ylno!

lol

I bet she's more open minded than that

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:47 AM
Exactly!! It stays with you. forever.

Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:48 AM
Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .


...

Somebody give me a pillow. Quick.

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:49 AM
Damn, now how many dicks will I have to look at before the shock of the dragoncock leaves me . . .

Let's find out . . .

http://fanboyz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nightwing.jpg

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:50 AM
http://dailyspeculations.com/DickTracy.png

AndrewG
05-05-2010, 10:51 AM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/170538-191143-richard-parker_large.jpg

Ryan Elliott
05-05-2010, 10:53 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MyBDyee-Rjc/SohOQ_EU-yI/AAAAAAAABAo/6SsRQd7gnVQ/s400/bewitched.jpg

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 10:55 AM
I think we've derailed this baby some good. :lol:


That seems to happen a lot when I come into a thread.


Perhaps that's a poor choice of words in this particualr one . . .

Richard Pace
05-05-2010, 11:43 AM
When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg

Mark4myself
05-05-2010, 11:56 AM
When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg

Wow...that is one episode of Fantasy Island I definitely do NOT want to see.

Doug
05-05-2010, 12:04 PM
When I clicked on the thread I was half-expecting something to do with this guy:

http://babymed.com/App_Images/Content/hervev.jpg


Wow...that is one episode of Fantasy Island I definitely do NOT want to see.

"De pain boss, de pain! He didn't lube first!"

Mark4myself
05-05-2010, 12:04 PM
My personal motto is that every exit is just an entrance that doesn't know it yet.
I just went all Nick Madson on you and you have no idea....
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bnlk.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4632)

Just kidding...I cited you!! Great quote though. You are now my personal Confucius.

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 12:10 PM
I just went all Nick Madson on you and you have no idea....
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bnlk.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4632)

Just kidding...I cited you!! Great quote though. You are now my personal Confucius.

*bows*

Kurt Russell Crowe
05-05-2010, 12:12 PM
*gives Roman an anal tattoo while he's bowing*

Roman Noodles
05-05-2010, 12:17 PM
*gives Roman an anal tattoo while he's bowing*

I think we just found a new euphemism for rimming.

Mark4myself
05-05-2010, 12:21 PM
I have now seen said tattoo and all i have to say is.....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves1.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4555)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Full_of_win.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4533)

The Human Target
05-05-2010, 01:13 PM
This thread took an awesome turn! :lol:

Richard Pace
05-05-2010, 01:39 PM
This thread took an awesome turn! :lol:

It does look like it came out in the end.

joeAR
05-05-2010, 01:44 PM
I feel like releasing that information to the public might cause an Orwellian amount of panic among the masses.

Adrianna Lynn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrianna_Lynn


I googled her. Damn my eyes

The Human Target
05-05-2010, 02:03 PM
I googled her. Damn my eyes

I tried to warn you.

Stare to long into that tattooed brown eyed abyss and it starts to stare back at you.

tonym
05-05-2010, 03:56 PM
Hmm, I googled it, but I still can't make out what it says.

joshsapien
05-05-2010, 05:06 PM
that girl is from around where i live. there was a big cover story on her and her boyfriend/ tattoo artist in one of the local free weekly papers last year. evidently she named herself Adrenalynn after that one (Top Cow?) comic book character.
when i saw the thread title i knew it was going to be about her. the tattoo was mentioned in the article. what an editorial tightrope walk

-josh

The Human Target
08-04-2010, 01:51 PM
Okay, so I'm going to admit something semi-embarrassing because it totally pertains to this thread.

I have nothing to do today, so I happened upon a pornstar podcast that I downloaded to listen to.

Sad and creepy, I know.

But!!!!

The interviewee on said podcast mentions the anal tattoo that started this thread and said she thinks its the best thing ever.

Small world.

And the tattoo does indeed say "Jared's Little Fuck Doll."

Hoggie
08-04-2010, 01:53 PM
I dunno, the chick is a tattoo artist with lots of tats and piercings.

Plus, it didn't smear. :scared:

:sick: I'm outta here...................

The Human Target
08-04-2010, 01:54 PM
:sick: I'm outta here...................

So far my plan is working perfectly.