View Full Version : Chinese chef dies of internal bleeding after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends

Kurt Russell Crowe
05-03-2010, 02:29 PM

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

05-03-2010, 02:32 PM
Same thing happened to this kid I knew at summer camp.

Pat Shatner
05-03-2010, 02:44 PM
Ah, c'mon. Who hasn't thought about shoving an eel up their drunk friends' ass before?

05-03-2010, 02:52 PM
That's horrifying.

05-03-2010, 02:54 PM
Any word on the condition of the eel??

05-03-2010, 02:55 PM
...and everyone had an 'eel good time...

05-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Hey, you can't blame a guy for wanting to 'eel good!

05-03-2010, 03:10 PM

05-03-2010, 03:33 PM
What happened to you, China? You used to be cool!

05-03-2010, 03:37 PM
boys will be boys

05-03-2010, 03:43 PM
Who's next??



05-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Lemmiwinks, move over! You have a new friend!

05-03-2010, 04:14 PM
Why do you have to point out he was a Chinese chef!?

/overreactiontostorecleckwithnofrontteethwinningthe lottery

05-03-2010, 04:51 PM
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Jason Baur
05-03-2010, 07:12 PM
Boo on using the HuffPo link over the original Sun article, with its classy headline (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS) and containing the eight worst words in the English language.

"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

King of Mars
05-03-2010, 07:25 PM
With friends like that, who needs enemas?That guy. An enema would have gotten that eel out of there right quick.

05-03-2010, 08:00 PM
China's Steve O is pretty awesome!

05-03-2010, 10:16 PM
Now we know what they edit out of Top Chef Masters.....

Ryan Elliott
05-03-2010, 10:22 PM
Must have been a hell of a party.

Joe Kalicki
05-03-2010, 10:29 PM
Lucky it was only an eel.

Len Snark
05-03-2010, 10:48 PM
That dude was 59 years old. Why was he getting drunk with a bunch of people who have the potential to think that it is a good idea to put an eel in his ass? I'm not saying he deserved to die, but he's lucky he lived as long as he did if he's making bad choices like this his whole life.