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Kurt Russell Crowe
05-03-2010, 02:29 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

BriRedfern
05-03-2010, 02:32 PM
Same thing happened to this kid I knew at summer camp.

Pat Shatner
05-03-2010, 02:44 PM
Ah, c'mon. Who hasn't thought about shoving an eel up their drunk friends' ass before?

Treacle
05-03-2010, 02:52 PM
That's horrifying.

afroloq
05-03-2010, 02:54 PM
Any word on the condition of the eel??

GelfXIII
05-03-2010, 02:55 PM
...and everyone had an 'eel good time...

Ryudo
05-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Hey, you can't blame a guy for wanting to 'eel good!

stevapalooza
05-03-2010, 03:10 PM
wait..what?

WhindamPryce
05-03-2010, 03:33 PM
What happened to you, China? You used to be cool!

mario
05-03-2010, 03:37 PM
boys will be boys

dasNdanger
05-03-2010, 03:43 PM
Who's next??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/eel.jpg



das

Kirblar
05-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Lemmiwinks, move over! You have a new friend!

Bervda
05-03-2010, 04:14 PM
Why do you have to point out he was a Chinese chef!?

/overreactiontostorecleckwithnofrontteethwinningthe lottery

MattN
05-03-2010, 04:51 PM
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Jason Baur
05-03-2010, 07:12 PM
Boo on using the HuffPo link over the original Sun article, with its classy headline (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS) and containing the eight worst words in the English language.

"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

King of Mars
05-03-2010, 07:25 PM
With friends like that, who needs enemas?That guy. An enema would have gotten that eel out of there right quick.

PeterSparker
05-03-2010, 08:00 PM
China's Steve O is pretty awesome!

Mordru
05-03-2010, 10:16 PM
Now we know what they edit out of Top Chef Masters.....

Ryan Elliott
05-03-2010, 10:22 PM
Must have been a hell of a party.

Joe Kalicki
05-03-2010, 10:29 PM
Lucky it was only an eel.

Len Snark
05-03-2010, 10:48 PM
That dude was 59 years old. Why was he getting drunk with a bunch of people who have the potential to think that it is a good idea to put an eel in his ass? I'm not saying he deserved to die, but he's lucky he lived as long as he did if he's making bad choices like this his whole life.