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bartleby
06-29-2005, 11:03 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/popup?id=884952 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/popup?id=884952)

JABSEN
06-29-2005, 11:04 AM
They got Beck???

Shane W
06-29-2005, 11:05 AM
They got Beck???

New Polution

Jonny Z
06-29-2005, 11:05 AM
They got Beck???

its a rumor. a lot of the religious speculation about beck is just that. he's very secretive about it- he was even born jewish! :o

Shane W
06-29-2005, 11:06 AM
its a rumor. a lot of the religious speculation about beck is just that. he's very secretive about it- he was even born jewish! :o

:jackoff: No one's born that way...:babble:

Scott JB
06-29-2005, 11:07 AM
They got Beck???

And Isaac Hayes! The bastards!

secretasiangirl v.2
06-29-2005, 11:07 AM
i thought jim henson was one? maybe those are only living scientologists?

JABSEN
06-29-2005, 11:08 AM
And Isaac Hayes! The bastards!And Jason Lee.:mad:

TIP
06-29-2005, 11:08 AM
They also have Neil Gaiman.
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/faq-you/celeb.txt
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TIP
06-29-2005, 11:09 AM
And Isaac Hayes! The bastards!


I'm just talkin' 'bout Xenu.

T

Bill?
06-29-2005, 11:09 AM
its a rumor. a lot of the religious speculation about beck is just that. he's very secretive about it- he was even born jewish! :o

His dad was a Scientologist though.
I think maybe Beck is like a lot of us, you know. He's just a Scientologist on the holidays.

nrrdgrrl
06-29-2005, 11:09 AM
i thought jim henson was one? maybe those are only living scientologists?

Henson was raised a Christian Scientist, its why he didn't go to the hospital right away when he got sick.

Ray G.
06-29-2005, 11:10 AM
Isaac Hayes and Jason Lee? This makes me incredibly sad.

sleep
06-29-2005, 11:10 AM
I like how they spent the whole caption section for Jason Lee just reminding their audience who Jason Lee is.

Bill?
06-29-2005, 11:11 AM
They also have Neil Gaiman.
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/faq-you/celeb.txt
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I think maybe he got out, though.
I'm not sure about that, but I think I heard that somewheres.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
06-29-2005, 11:12 AM
They got Beck???

Actually, Beck's father was a Scientologist, so he was raise in the religion. I find that people who are brought up as Scientologists are easiuer going and less prone to freak-outs than those who convert.

bartleby
06-29-2005, 11:16 AM
I like how they spent the whole caption section for Jason Lee just reminding their audience who Jason Lee is.


'Reminding' would imply that audience ever knew who Jason Lee was. I think it's more a case of the webiste informing audiences who Jason Lee is.

Adrian B AWESOME
06-29-2005, 11:20 AM
Bullshit.

Beck is NOT a scientologist. He's all religions and none of them at the same time.

Fuck you, ABC. Trying to make Beck look like a crazy person. Fuck you.

And not counting Beck, with the exception of Jason Lee, I can live without any of these people.

Oh, Jenna Elfman is a scientologist...big fucking surprise...whore.

I hate scientology and all scientologists.

As well, TIP, that thing about Gaiman says he was a scientologist but is one no longer.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
06-29-2005, 11:21 AM
Bullshit.

Beck is NOT a scientologist. He's all religions and none of them at the same time.

Fuck you, ABC. Trying to make Beck look like a crazy person. Fuck you.

And not counting Beck, with the exception of Jason Lee, I can live without any of these people.

Oh, Jenna Elfman is a scientologist...big fucking surprise...whore.

I hate scientology and all scientologists.

As well, TIP, that thing about Gaiman says he was a scientologist but is one no longer.

Beck is a Scientologist, dude, he's said so in al least two of his most recent interviews. So is his wife.

JABSEN
06-29-2005, 11:22 AM
Bullshit.

Beck is NOT a scientologist. He's all religions and none of them at the same time.

Fuck you, ABC. Trying to make Beck look like a crazy person. Fuck you.

And not counting Beck, with the exception of Jason Lee, I can live without any of these people.

Oh, Jenna Elfman is a scientologist...big fucking surprise...whore.

I hate scientology and all scientologists.

As well, TIP, that thing about Gaiman says he was a scientologist but is one no longer.Your post makes me feel better.:-D

Thanks.

TIP
06-29-2005, 11:22 AM
As well, TIP, that thing about Gaiman says he was a scientologist but is one no longer.

Oops.

My stupid glasses!!!

:Punch:


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:smile:

Adrian B AWESOME
06-29-2005, 11:22 AM
Beck is a Scientologist, dude, he's said so in al least two of his most recent interviews. So is his wife.
Bullshit.

He's not a scientologist.

He's God, outright.

Bill?
06-29-2005, 11:23 AM
'Reminding' would imply that audience ever knew who Jason Lee was. I think it's more a case of the webiste informing audiences who Jason Lee is.

and they still got it wrong.
they say he was Satan in Dogma.
but he wasn't.
he was "Azrael".
idiots.

Adrian B AWESOME
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
and they still got it wrong.
they say he was Satan in Dogma.
but he wasn't.
he was "Azrael".
idiots.
Then again, it's Jason "OH, THAT guy" Lee

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
I could care less about a persons religious beliefs, to be honest. They're entitled to them.

Bill?
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
Bullshit.

He's not a scientologist.

He's God, outright.

Not God! "Xenu". Scientologists believe in "Xenu".
:no:

Adrian B AWESOME
06-29-2005, 11:27 AM
Not God! "Xenu". Scientologists believe in "Xenu".
:no:
Beck is God, Allah, Xenu, Buddaha, what have you.

Beck is the alapha and the omega. A space alien. Reached nirvana. With the virgins and the holy lands and stuff.

...

...

Beck rules.

TIP
06-29-2005, 11:29 AM
Oh...and they believe we evolved from clams.

Clams.


Say it with me:



CLAMS!!!










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bartleby
06-29-2005, 11:31 AM
Oh...and they believe we evolved from clams.

Clams.


Say it with me:



CLAMS!!!


Christians believe that we were molded out of clay. Which is more crazy?

TIP
06-29-2005, 11:32 AM
Christians believe that we were molded out of clay. Which is more crazy?

I'm going to say about even.

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:wink:

Adrian B AWESOME
06-29-2005, 11:33 AM
Christians believe that we were molded out of clay. Which is more crazy?
No I don't and most Christians don't either. :jackoff:

FUNDAMENTALISTS DO.

It's easier just to call everyone Christian because they're all idiots, right?

:jackoff:

bartleby
06-29-2005, 11:42 AM
No I don't and most Christians don't either. :jackoff:

FUNDAMENTALISTS DO.

It's easier just to call everyone Christian because they're all idiots, right?

:jackoff:


Yeah so, I am a Christian myself. And while most Christians probably don't believe that's actually how things happened, it is what the Bible says. I was merely pointing out that most religions have concepts that are easy to dismiss as unbelievable.

TIP
06-29-2005, 11:54 AM
BUT

Clams taste better than clay, yes?

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Saul Colt
06-29-2005, 12:21 PM
Where is Will Smith?

In this months Details Magazine it mentions that Jada Pinkett Smith is home schooling her kids using the teachings of Scientology (in the Tom Cruise article with Tom on the cover)

saul
www.ssscomics.com (www.ssscomics.com)

Cth
06-29-2005, 12:23 PM
"Beck off man, I'm a scientologist!" - Bizarro Peter Venkman

TIP
06-29-2005, 12:27 PM
"Beck off man, I'm a scientologist!" - Bizarro Peter Venkman

:lol:

"Is anyone here a Scientologist?!?"

Beached Whale Ep of Seinfeld

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joespam
06-29-2005, 12:51 PM
BUT

Clams taste better than clay, yes?

T

Depends. Is it CHOCOLATE clay?

TIP
06-29-2005, 12:54 PM
Depends. Is it CHOCOLATE clay?


It could be...it could be.
(waves tantalizing Hersey Syrup bottle before your eyes)

T

J. R. Scherer
06-29-2005, 01:00 PM
BUT

Clams taste better than clay, yes?

T


Yes, sir, they do.

Especially with horseradish and tabasco.

Mmmm...

TIP
06-29-2005, 01:06 PM
Yes, sir, they do.

Especially with horseradish and tabasco.

Mmmm...


So, really, since we evolved from Clams...Clams are People...And Soylent Green is People...

Uh oh.

T

J. R. Scherer
06-29-2005, 01:08 PM
So, really, since we evolved from Clams...Clams are People...And Soylent Green is People...

Uh oh.

T


As long as Soylent Green was yummy I'd no problem eating it. I don't care what it's made out of.



Especially with some horseradish and tabsco. Mmmm...

TIP
06-29-2005, 01:13 PM
As long as Soylent Green was yummy I'd no problem eating it. I don't care what it's made out of.



Especially with some horseradish and tabsco. Mmmm...

You make a very good point here.

Pass me a bib and a plate of Steve.

T