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Drocks
03-20-2010, 07:13 AM
You suck! After all the hype about the comic and the motion comic, you're only putting out seven issues and then ending it. First you talk it up, make us wait years for it, and then only put out seven issues?!!! I'm so over you and you're stupid shit.

TIP
03-20-2010, 07:19 AM
Doc Ock!!!

DAVE
03-20-2010, 07:20 AM
You suck! After all the hype about the comic and the motion comic, you're only putting out seven issues and then ending it. First you talk it up, make us wait years for it, and then only put out seven issues?!!! I'm so over you and you're stupid shit.

When calling someone stupid, it would be really embarrassing to use the incorrect "your" right before that. Cause then it would make you look stupid. But I guess that's not a concern at this point, huh?

greg donovan
03-20-2010, 07:22 AM
When calling someone stupid, it would be really embarrassing to use the incorrect "your" right before that. Cause then it would make you look stupid. But I guess that's not a concern at this point, huh?

maybe he meant that spider-woman was a piece of stupid shit?

DAVE
03-20-2010, 07:26 AM
maybe he meant that spider-woman was a piece of stupid shit?

It looks like he's saying "I'm so over you and you are stupid shit." But I suspect his intention is "I'm so over you and your stupid shit."

Alex(sadly)Maleev
03-20-2010, 07:32 AM
Bye bye.

Caley Tibbittz
03-20-2010, 07:35 AM
Finally, a thread to discuss this situation. We've all been waiting.

Rafiennes
03-20-2010, 07:36 AM
Aren't Drocks just a shittier version of Crocs?

Ben
03-20-2010, 07:40 AM
Bye bye.
He only insulted you if you assume he meant to type you're (as opposed to your), which makes the last line of his post "you are stupid shit." If you assume it's a spelling mistake or typo, he's just calling your shit stupid (and few people would really defend their shit).

So I'm not sure it's as simple as you suggest.

Spidey616
03-20-2010, 07:41 AM
:banned:

DAVE
03-20-2010, 07:42 AM
He only insulted you if you assume he meant to type you're (as opposed to your), which makes the last line of his post "you are stupid shit." If you assume it's a spelling mistake or typo, he's just calling your shit stupid (and few people would really defend their shit).

So I'm not sure it's as simple as you suggest.
There's a lot of intriguing ambiguity in drocks's post. I'm sure scholars will be debating some of the meanings for years to come.

Ben
03-20-2010, 07:43 AM
Finally, a thread to discuss this situation. We've all been waiting.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i171/thedailynow/benaward.gif

EmarAndZeb
03-20-2010, 07:43 AM
Aren't Drocks just a shittier version of Crocs?

There were those parasite things in the Star Wars EU novel Planet of Twilight called "drochs"* so maybe that's what he's referring to.


*I am going to punch myself for knowing this.

Andreas
03-20-2010, 07:44 AM
You suck! After all the hype about the comic and the motion comic, you're only putting out seven issues and then ending it. First you talk it up, make us wait years for it, and then only put out seven issues?!!! I'm so over you and you're stupid shit.

Did you miss the post where he talked about the possibility of doing more Spider-Woman books at some later time? (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=6714966)

Downside is, it may take a few years. :)

Andreas

artimoff
03-20-2010, 08:03 AM
I undersatand the sentiment.

bartleby
03-20-2010, 08:06 AM
When calling someone stupid, it would be really embarrassing to use the incorrect "your" right before that. Cause then it would make you look stupid. But I guess that's not a concern at this point, huh?

Maybe he was intending to say "You are stupid shit." In that case, he just omitted a comma before the "and" that separates the two independent clauses.

Jason California
03-20-2010, 08:08 AM
I think you guys are all missing the point. He is done he is not coming back. He did not even care to use the search function to see if he could add this to any ongoing conversation. I am afraid he is never going to see what you are telling him.

DAVE
03-20-2010, 08:09 AM
I think you guys are all missing the point. He is done he is not coming back. He did not even care to use the search function to see if he could add this to any ongoing conversation. I am afraid he is never going to see what you are telling him.

Now I feel like I am stupid shit!

Generic Poster
03-20-2010, 08:12 AM
I hope Neil Gaiman writes a blog post about how Bendis is not our bitch to resolve the situation.

Ultimate Lurker
03-20-2010, 08:12 AM
I think he was so angry that he just forgot some words. It should read:

"you are stupid, shitake mushrooms rock!"

Rafiennes
03-20-2010, 08:12 AM
Now I feel like I am stupid shit!

Then Drocks has already won...

arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2010, 08:18 AM
And another thing Bednis, u said u wanted 2 write Altimate Spider Man 4eva and so far you unly did like 150 isues. WTF jerk?!??

Mylazycat
03-20-2010, 08:23 AM
Tom?

Alex(sadly)Maleev
03-20-2010, 08:28 AM
He only insulted you if you assume he meant to type you're (as opposed to your), which makes the last line of his post "you are stupid shit." If you assume it's a spelling mistake or typo, he's just calling your shit stupid (and few people would really defend their shit).

So I'm not sure it's as simple as you suggest.

You suck.


First sentence.

arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2010, 08:29 AM
You suck.


First sentence.

That can be interpreted so many ways.

Alex(sadly)Maleev
03-20-2010, 08:31 AM
That can be interpreted so many ways.

It tells me I suck. Plus I am a stupid shit. Or my shit is stupid. Either way, I don't care. Rules are rules and I'll let our mods decide.

arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2010, 08:35 AM
It tells me I suck. Plus I am a stupid shit.

To be fair the Subject was Spider Woman. Maybe he was telling her she sucks.

Ultimate Lurker
03-20-2010, 08:37 AM
You suck.


First sentence.

Actually it had an exclamation point. And he forgot 'on shitake mushrooms'.

bartleby
03-20-2010, 08:38 AM
To be fair the Subject was Spider Woman. Maybe he was telling her she sucks.

Hmmm...

Spider-Woman, you suck! After all the hype about the comic and the motion comic, you're only putting out seven issues and then ending it. First you talk it up, make us wait years for it, and then only put out seven issues?!!! I'm so over you and you're stupid shit.


Is there a board rule against bashing fictional characters?

DAVE
03-20-2010, 08:40 AM
I think this guy should be more impressed with the fact that apparently Spider-woman has been able to write and draw her own life story in between all the super hero/spy stuff she's involved in. 7 issues is a lot!

Yorick Brown
03-20-2010, 08:48 AM
Hey Alex, next time maybe you should put in a little more work on the title. That might satisfy Drocks.

Rod Nunley
03-20-2010, 08:48 AM
I can't help but picture someone standing behind him as he typed this jumping up and down excitedly. "Yeah motherfucker, you tell em man, yeah, yeah!"

greg donovan
03-20-2010, 09:11 AM
I can't help but picture someone standing behind him as he typed this jumping up and down excitedly. "Yeah motherfucker, you tell em man, yeah, yeah!"

now i am picturing the little dog from the tom and jerry cartoons with the kangaroo.

Tom Burgos
03-20-2010, 09:15 AM
I think that was David Ishima.

bartleby
03-20-2010, 09:16 AM
I think that was David Ishima.

Are we supposed to know who that is?

Queen of the Ban Age
03-20-2010, 09:19 AM
Rawr! Comics make me angry!

jamestolliver
03-20-2010, 09:55 AM
I think this guy should be more impressed with the fact that apparently Spider-woman has been able to write and draw her own life story in between all the super hero/spy stuff she's involved in. 7 issues is a lot!

Captain America can do the art.

Andreas
03-20-2010, 09:59 AM
Matt Murdock on colors! :rock:

Tom Burgos
03-20-2010, 10:21 AM
Are we supposed to know who that is?

If you were a true-blue SW fan, you would. :-)

Queen of the Ban Age
03-20-2010, 10:21 AM
Matt Murdock on colors! :rock:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

Ben
03-20-2010, 10:31 AM
Hmmm...
Spider-Woman, you suck! After all the hype about the comic and the motion comic, you're only putting out seven issues and then ending it. First you talk it up, make us wait years for it, and then only put out seven issues?!!! I'm so over you and you're stupid shit.
Is there a board rule against bashing fictional characters?If you bash Steve Rogers or Kyle Rayner, you'd be bashing a fictional comic creator, making it an even worse offense!

arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2010, 10:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

Literally have tears running down my face. Genius.

capntightpants
03-20-2010, 10:36 AM
Matt Murdock on colors!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Shut this shit down. WEEDorf killed it!

Andreas
03-20-2010, 10:44 AM
:no:

He should have used his tongue (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=190022) to find out where the colors belong.

Andreas

Matthew Brown
03-20-2010, 10:59 AM
:no:

He should have used his tongue (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=190022) to find out where the colors belong.

Andreas

Listen, we've all had the urge to run our tongues across Maleev's art. That doesn't make it polite to speak of in public.

Stark Raving
03-20-2010, 11:08 AM
Drocks is trying to temper us!

Master Jack Rabbitt
03-20-2010, 11:17 AM
:lol:

IPeacock
03-20-2010, 11:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

That is fuckin funny.

Good job

BENDIS!
03-20-2010, 12:31 PM
thread stays open!! his voice will be heard!

i will be outside playing!

bartleby
03-20-2010, 12:38 PM
If you were a true-blue SW fan, you would. :-)

Yeah...I'm not. If it hadn't been Bendis and Maleev on the book, I probably wouldn't have given a shit about it.

dEnny!
03-20-2010, 02:57 PM
thread stays open!! his voice will be heard!

i will be outside playing!

PLAYING WHAT?!?!?! Don't leave us hanging like that.

Boris the Blade
03-20-2010, 03:02 PM
I get why some people find nerd rage funny now.

Whip
03-20-2010, 03:32 PM
Early candidate for thread of the year.

greg donovan
03-20-2010, 03:55 PM
I get why some people find nerd rage funny now.

nerd rage is ALWAYS funny.

RegHorsten
03-20-2010, 05:03 PM
Matt Murdock on colors! :rock:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

:surrend:

Best set up and delivery of a thread joke in like 4 evah!!!

Brad N.
03-20-2010, 05:08 PM
Best first and last post ever!

Greygor
03-22-2010, 03:08 AM
It tells me I suck. Plus I am a stupid shit. Or my shit is stupid. Either way, I don't care. Rules are rules and I'll let our mods decide.

By 'your shit is stupid', does it mean the things you do, the things you own or the things you poop.

It really does have many levels, but was an interesting vent.

Rafiennes
03-22-2010, 05:28 AM
By 'your shit is stupid', does it mean the things you do, the things you own or the things you poop.

It really does have many levels, but was an interesting vent.

I think it means that his fecal matter has a low IQ.

It takes the short shit bus to school.

danlomb
03-22-2010, 06:00 AM
I wonder what his thoughts are on Echo?

TIP
03-22-2010, 06:03 AM
I think it means that his fecal matter has a low IQ.

It takes the short shit bus to school.

:lol:

Marc Lombardi
03-22-2010, 06:07 AM
PLAYING WHAT?!?!?! Don't leave us hanging like that.

He and Maleev will be playing "Spider-Woman Action Comic" and acting out the scenes.

Either that or soccer.

Rafiennes
03-22-2010, 06:08 AM
He and Maleev will be playing "Spider-Woman Action Comic" and acting out the scenes.

Either that or soccer.

Stop it! You're frightening the children with that kind of imagery.

Greygor
03-22-2010, 06:11 AM
I wonder what his thoughts are on Echo?

exactly the same but repeated with diminishing volume

thatguyfromsyracuse
03-22-2010, 06:12 AM
Ha!

Greygor
03-22-2010, 06:18 AM
He and Maleev will be playing "Spider-Woman Action Comic" and acting out the scenes.

Either that or soccer.

I'm not one to pre-judge but I sort of assumed the nearest Bendis got to a soccer ball was FIFA 2010

Doug
03-22-2010, 06:48 AM
thread stays open!! his voice will be heard!

i will be outside playing!

:rofl:

Yay, Bendis!

Marc Lombardi
03-22-2010, 06:56 AM
I'm not one to pre-judge but I sort of assumed the nearest Bendis got to a soccer ball was FIFA 2010

Yes, but Maleev is very European and he can be quite convincing. Plus Oeming and Mack were just over at the Bendis home last week so I can imagine he has a lot of energy to get rid of. And I'm sure one of those guys left a spare soccer ball at Casa de Bendis (fit people usually travel with soccer balls). And as we all know, soccer and jorts go together like Spider-Woman's fanbase and nutjobs.

Brother Power the Gong
03-22-2010, 07:45 AM
I hadn't been born during the Civil Rights marches and protests, and my whole life I have felt cheated to have missed something so epic and transformational. Now comes this thread. I just want to post in here, so I can be a part of history. I saw it happen.

TIP
03-22-2010, 07:48 AM
Attica!
Attica!
Attica!

arthurloewenkamp
03-22-2010, 08:14 AM
Am I the only one who would like to see some more Matt Murdoch coloring work?

Rantz
03-22-2010, 09:43 AM
Am I the only one who would like to see some more Matt Murdoch coloring work?

He broods to much to be a colorist.

Inker? Maaayyyybbbeee...

ASIDE: I would like to say it warms the black cockles of my soul to see such brain-dead venting squished, plied and molded into great comedy. Bless you all.

Magnum V.I.
03-22-2010, 10:07 AM
:lol: Alysha fucking killed.

Buk Was Right
03-22-2010, 10:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/dontdemon/spider_woman_1.jpg

This was pretty fucking good.