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The Roman Candle
03-11-2005, 02:57 AM
It isn't the Bendis board until we have a "Batman vs." thread.

The Caped Crusader:

http://www.perunamaa.net/sarjakuvarock/bat/kuvat/batman2-87.jpg

VS.

The Marauding Messiah

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg
NickT
03-11-2005, 02:58 AM
Does Batman get prep time?
SteveZ
03-11-2005, 03:00 AM
Jesus. Batman kills him, he resurrects himself, sucker-punches Batman when he isn't looking.
The Roman Candle
03-11-2005, 03:01 AM
Does Batman get prep time?

Only if he can escape the fight to prep, which is part of the fight, so it's up to you to decide.
Patton
03-11-2005, 03:06 AM
I thought this was maybe gonna be Donal's art at first.
Mike Haseloff
03-11-2005, 03:07 AM
Jesus, with Batman crying like a little baby.

Christ our savior resurrects Thomas and Martha Wayne - only to kill them again in front of poor, poor Bruce Wayne. :(
Supajoe
03-11-2005, 04:14 AM
South Park's Jesus would whoop up on Batman. :wink:
a_garza
03-11-2005, 04:28 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kicked
Brewtown Andy
03-11-2005, 04:41 AM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/pa_jesusmetal.jpg
The Roman Candle
03-11-2005, 04:42 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kicked

Well Batman has his own crew to back him up. Nightwing could take the Holy Spirit, easy.
Brewtown Andy
03-11-2005, 04:42 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kickedWell Batman has his own crew to back him up. Nightwing could take the Holy Spirit, easy.You and your silly intangiblility reasons.
Natty P
03-11-2005, 05:10 AM
Batman would kick Jesus' and then punch him in the taint.
xyzzy
03-11-2005, 05:17 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kicked

Well Batman has his own crew to back him up. Nightwing could take the Holy Spirit, easy.

Well, if you want to bring family into it, Jesus has the holy host and, of course, God.
The Roman Candle
03-11-2005, 06:18 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kicked

Well Batman has his own crew to back him up. Nightwing could take the Holy Spirit, easy.

Well, if you want to bring family into it, Jesus has the holy host and, of course, God.

As if god could stand up to the combined forces of Robin and Batgirl! Pshah!
Brewtown Andy
03-11-2005, 06:25 AM
Batman would kick Jesus' and then punch him in the taint.Please, for the love of God, fix your avatar.
mike black
03-11-2005, 06:27 AM
jesus because you also have to deal with the father and the holy spirit
3 to 1
batman gets his ass kicked

Well Batman has his own crew to back him up. Nightwing could take the Holy Spirit, easy.

It happened in Detective Comics 325.
Sheldo
03-11-2005, 06:31 AM
I voted Jesus, just in case voting for Batman would condemn me to eternal damnation. :wink:
bstie1198
03-11-2005, 07:25 AM
Like any other comic book villian, Jesus only needs to win once. My vote goes to him.
GoddessOKay
03-11-2005, 08:13 AM
Jesus would win either way, he has overcome disillusionment, and he can poof at will. Batman can't do either, severe disatvantages.
Bervda
03-11-2005, 08:26 AM
This is one of the few times I actually voted "Batman."
Blake Sims
03-11-2005, 08:33 AM
i fucking drew a comic of this fight this morning
wow
what a cawinkydink
moonspider
03-30-2005, 03:09 PM
well, jesus is weak to cryptonite....right?
DigiEmissary
03-30-2005, 03:13 PM
Batman owns everyone.

even Him.

http://home.maine.rr.com/thepedros/batman.gif
moonspider
03-30-2005, 03:14 PM
Batman owns everyone.

even Him.

http://home.maine.rr.com/thepedros/batman.gif



sweet smiley
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
03-30-2005, 03:14 PM
well, jesus is weak to cryptonite....right?
Superman isn't Jesus, and it is spelled Kryptonite. Batman wins.
JABSEN
03-30-2005, 03:15 PM
Probably Jesus
WAKKAJAWAKKA
03-30-2005, 03:20 PM
Gee-Whiz.

Wayno.
Mister Mets
03-30-2005, 03:23 PM
Batman- a man trained in most forms of combat VS. a pacifist who didn't fight against Roman troops who came to crucify him.
Edge...Batman (and this choice is only the second most blasphemous action this week.)

Although Jesus may whip him, and God may curse him.
moonspider
03-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Superman isn't Jesus, and it is spelled Kryptonite. Batman wins.


Crap...me misspell
sawy


and i thought superman and jesus were the same person....wow, learn something new