Hi Benbo! I'm drunk and chatty!

[Sam Little]

I like it here. Lurk a lot. Post occasionally. Get massive enjoyment and inspiration from this place and its denizens. I have dranken rather a lot of tequila. I make comics. This board has a lot to do with that. So. Ask me anything. Say hello. Tell me about yourself. Tell me to get bent. It's all good. I'll hang about for a bit and then I will no doubt succumb to margarita oblivion. Man. typing is hard...

[MIKE D]

Clarify: the board as a lot to do with your comic-making, or your rampant alcoholism?

[TheTravis!]

It's 1:24 in the afternoon where I am. I choose to judge you and state that you have a drinking problem.

[Sam Little]

Ha! And so it begins. I live in Oslo where it is night. However, I am drinking alone. Warning sign! I will blame the comics on the Benbo and the alcoholism on the tastiness of tequila.

[GelfXIII]

The sun is over the yardarm somewhere, cheers!

[Ryudo]

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow,
An' so am I.
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime,
But it's July.
I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me over the limit.
I'd like to call him somethin',
I think I'll just call it a day.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon,
An' half the night.
Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.
Hit the 'phones for me,
You can tell 'em I just sailed away.

An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
An' be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask that because I'd say:
Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
He don't care.
I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

What time zone am on? What country am I in?
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven't you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
All right, that's good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons.
Bring the booze, I tell you.
All right. Well, it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
I'm ready, crank it up.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gone.
Let's get out of here.

[Jason California]

How cool you are depends on what tequila you are drinking.

[Sam Little]

This is awesome. I totally recognize the user names of all three posters thus far. Thanks for posting in my drunken thread benboites! Now back to browsing the weird images. But please, by all means, keep posting in my thread to feed my liquored up attention deficit!

[GelfXIII]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

[adam_warlock_2099]

Ha! And so it begins. I live in Oslo where it is night. However, I am drinking alone. Warning sign! I will blame the comics on the Benbo and the alcoholism on the tastiness of tequila.

The lord is with you and always counts as a person. So you are never drinking alone.

[Sam Little]

Holy shit! I can't keep up with my own thread! But I recognize Ryudo and Jason California too. They are some funny motherfuckers. Unfortunately I'm not all that cool. I'm drinking Sauza tequila because that is what they sell at the tax free liquor store at Gardermoen airport in Oslo. Liquor is balls expensive in Norway if you buy it at the wine monopoly (the state run liquor store which is the only place in Norway one is allowed to purchase happymaking beverages). If I was in New York I'd be drinking Patron.

If you tell me the name of that song Ryudo, I will listen to it while I drink my shitty tequila. I will do this for you, because you posted in my thread.

[TheTravis!]

If you are drunk and bored, go to www.sarcasticvoyage.com and listen to the funny! The drunker you are, the better the podcast is!

[Jason California]

All things considered that is not a bad choice.

[Sam Little]

Okay, so now I'm listening to George Thorougood (sp) and drinking with Jebus. Welcome to whatever this is adam warlock 2099.

[Ryudo]

The lord is with you and always counts as a person. So you are never drinking alone.
"When you only saw one set of footprints and a crap ton of vomit, it was then that I held you over the toilet."

Holy shit! I can't keep up with my own thread! But I recognize Ryudo and Jason California too. They are some funny motherfuckers. Unfortunately I'm not all that cool. I'm drinking Sauza tequila because that is what they sell at the tax free liquor store at Gardermoen airport in Oslo. Liquor is balls expensive in Norway if you buy it at the wine monopoly (the state run liquor store which is the only place in Norway one is allowed to purchase happymaking beverages). If I was in New York I'd be drinking Patron.

If you tell me the name of that song Ryudo, I will listen to it while I drink my shitty tequila. I will do this for you, because you posted in my thread.
"It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson.

[Sam Little]

If you are drunk and bored, go to www.sarcasticvoyage.com and listen to the funny! The drunker you are, the better the podcast is!

Thank you. I will go there after I am here.

Man, ol' George really has bad hair.

[MIKE D]

Holy shit! I can't keep up with my own thread! But I recognize Ryudo and Jason California too. They are some funny motherfuckers. Unfortunately I'm not all that cool. I'm drinking Sauza tequila because that is what they sell at the tax free liquor store at Gardermoen airport in Oslo. Liquor is balls expensive in Norway if you buy it at the wine monopoly (the state run liquor store which is the only place in Norway one is allowed to purchase happymaking beverages). If I was in New York I'd be drinking Patron.

If you tell me the name of that song Ryudo, I will listen to it while I drink my shitty tequila. I will do this for you, because you posted in my thread.


You previously called the tequila tasty, then admitted it was Sauza. So I think you're pretty close to the cut off point.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Okay, so now I'm listening to George Thorougood (sp) and drinking with Jebus. Welcome to whatever this is adam warlock 2099.

I try to learn the most important lessons in life from the Simpsons. And if Homer says the Lord counts as a person, then I believe him. :)

It's also why the most important lesson of all in life I have in my signature so I can share this wisdom with others.

[Buk Was Right]

It's 1:24 in the afternoon where I am. I choose to judge you and state that you have a drinking problem.

It's 10:30 AM where I am... I choose to see him as a hero and a role model.


If you are drunk and bored, go to www.sarcasticvoyage.com and listen to the funny! The drunker you are, the better the podcast is!

This is also true if you are ON the podcast (see the Star Trek: TNG episode for evidence of this).

[Brian Defferding]

Okay, so now I'm listening to George Thorougood (sp) and drinking with Jebus. Welcome to whatever this is adam warlock 2099.

Wise choice in drinking tunes man! :cool:

[Jason California]

By the way people, Sam is a pretty good artist. He is great at drawing expression in peoples faces.

[Sam Little]

TO ALL MY FRIENDS! All you fuckers rock for indulging my drunken thread posting. You know, in my eyes this is like hanging with celebrities, 'cause so far I recognize all of the posters here fork threads in which I have lurked. Hmmm. I see I have typed "fork:" instead of "from". This is evidence of my increasing drunkeneness. I am drinking Sauza in the form of Margaritas not straight tequila (I'm not that much of a man). So it tastes pretty OK.

Also, improtant lesson from the Simpsons! Yes. Righty-O. Fuck, I can't even correct my typos at this point. How long will this last? Must switch to beer.

[James H]

Okay, so now I'm listening to George Thorougood (sp) and drinking with Jebus.

Here you go:
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=189733

[Sam Little]

Falling behind! Thanks, Jason. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Mr. Defferding, I cannot take credit for the choice of tunage, I am merely following the instructions of the good posters here this morning. Afternoon. Eebening.

By the way, the Deffder is the man when it comes to artistry. Him is also who i recognize.

[Sam Little]

Here you go:
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=189733

You have to be pretty fucking drunk to fall asleep cooking bacon.
Gimme an hour or so.


I'm coming Jebus!

[TheTravis!]

Most of the time when somebody posts an "I'm drunk" thread, it's boring and self-indulgent and stupid.

This one is a lot of fun. Way to go, Sam Little!

[Sam Little]

Hey thanks, TheTravis. My cockles, they is warm. Not in a gay way though.

Shit, I'm out of tequila. Beer it is.

[Jef UK]

Dude, I loved "Fuzzy Fucking Navel"!

[Doug]

I'm not a fan of frozen drinks. I like my margaritas on the rocks not frozen.

Am I a philistine?

[Jef UK]

So here's a comic by this drunk dude Sam Little about drinking: http://secretprojectcomic.com/site/fuzzynavel-1/

[Sam Little]

Hey thanks, Jef Uk! NOT THIS TIME was pretty fucking awesome as well. Man, that Musashi knows his way around an inkwell, huh?

Doug - a philistine you are not. Frozen drinks are for girls. Margaritas on the rocks are for men in touch with their feminine sides.

EDIT: Jef UK - I gotta check out your band next time I'm in New York, man. Seen some pics that just look phenomenal. You guys got an album out I can buy somewheres?

[Jim T.]

I'm not a fan of frozen drinks. I like my margaritas on the rocks not frozen.

Am I a philistine?

No, you are a man.

[Magnum V.I.]

:( I should start drinking now but I still have work to do.

[Jef UK]

Hey thanks, Jef Uk! NOT THIS TIME was pretty fucking awesome as well. Man, that Musashi knows his way around an inkwell, huh?

Doug - a philistine you are not. Frozen drinks are for girls. Margaritas on the rocks are for men in touch with their feminine sides.

EDIT: Jef UK - I gotta check out your band next time I'm in New York, man. Seen some pics that just look phenomenal. You guys got an album out I can buy somewheres?

:rock:

You can get our album ROCKTRONIC on iTunes.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rocktronic/id317511909

Or get a hard copy CD at www.americans-uk.com . There's a free 5 song EP available for download there too!

Thanks! Let me know what you think!

[Sam Little]

:( I should start drinking now but I still have work to do.

You should move to the eastern hemisphere. If you lived here you'd already be wasted!


:rock:

You can get our album ROCKTRONIC on iTunes.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rocktronic/id317511909

Or get a hard copy CD at www.americans-uk.com . There's a free 5 song EP available for download there too!

Thanks! Let me know what you think!

Will double do. I'll check out the free shit first and buy the CD if you don't make with the suckage! ;)

[Sam Little]

Thanks all, it's been lurvely. I'm off to watch bad Nic Cage films until I become unconscious. Seeya!

[Jason California]

Make sure to drink water before going to be so you don't wake up with a hang over!

[HeroBoy]

:( I should start drinking now but I still have work to do.

This shouldn't stop anyone...

[TIP]

So here's a comic by this drunk dude Sam Little about drinking: http://secretprojectcomic.com/site/fuzzynavel-1/

Awesome!

[Caley Tibbittz]

Unless "Sam" is short for "Samantha", I don't care.

[Jason California]

So here's a comic by this drunk dude Sam Little about drinking: http://secretprojectcomic.com/site/fuzzynavel-1/

That is great.

[Thudpucker]

One of the better drunk threads, congrats Sam! :thumb:

[King of Mars]

If you are drunk and bored, go to www.sarcasticvoyage.com and listen to the funny! The drunker you are, the better the podcast is!

Your last name is Holyfield? That can't be the real deal.

[Cradleman]

I don't drink, so i really don't have a comment. except to say this thread is kinda funny, and now Sam will have someone he doesn't recognize posting in his thread. :)

[dasNdanger]

So here's a comic by this drunk dude Sam Little about drinking: http://secretprojectcomic.com/site/fuzzynavel-1/

That made me lol. :lol: Reminds me of the time hubby and I went to the bar, I ordered a beer, and he ordered a fuzzy navel. The bartender said, "Dude. I ain't serving you that. Order something a bit more manly."

My husband still grumbles that he never got that fuzzy navel. :p


das

[Jason California]

Your last name is Holyfield? That can't be the real deal.

His facebook says it is.

[Foolish Mortal]

You should probably go chat with Kidintense. :D

[Sam Little]

Good morning from the far side of the world, benbo! Well, the evening reached its end with me watching 10 minutes of KNOWING before being claimed by oblivion.

I did manage to drink that glass of water though. Sage advice, Jason California.

Thanks to all for keeping me company and allowing me to babble drunkenly for a little while. Thanks also for the kind words about Fuzzy Fucking Navel. Be sure to check back in on the Secret Project website and give the other stories a look too. More cool stuff to come with updates every other week.

http://secretprojectcomic.com/site/

Thanks again! Now I'm off to draw a talking fish for fun and profit.