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russw
03-08-2010, 10:31 AM
What I want to know is - Whor brings a meat thermometer to a movie?


From http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-movie-theater-stabbing,0,6105625.story


LANCASTER-- A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone in a movie theater, a sheriff's department official said.

The stabbing occurred last Saturday at the Cinemark 22 theater at 2600 West Avenue I in Lancaster, according to Detective Richard Cartmill of the Lancaster sheriff's station.

Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off.

The victim was attacked by the woman's boyfriend and another man. Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.

The victim was hospitalized and is expected to survive. Two other people who attempted to help the victim were also injured in the altercation.

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey. The other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

Anyone with information on the attack is asked to contact the Lancaster sheriff's station at (661) 948-8466.

Marc Lombardi
03-08-2010, 10:34 AM
More importantly, what were two black males doing in Lancaster?


(* this joke only works when you think about Lancaster, PA)

Andreas
03-08-2010, 10:55 AM
So... what was his temperature?

Andreas

Ryudo
03-08-2010, 10:56 AM
So... what was his temperature?

Andreas

CRAP beat me to it! :)

Kedd
03-08-2010, 11:01 AM
It looks like his goose...is cooked
Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/05/20/hotatio_caine_csi_miami.jpg





Did I do it right?

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
03-08-2010, 11:07 AM
It looks like his goose...is cooked
Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/05/20/hotatio_caine_csi_miami.jpg





Did I do it right?

Nope.

germanflu
03-08-2010, 11:08 AM
I guess the guy can look at the bright side. At least it wasn't a rectal thermometer. That would've been way less cool to tell the grandkids.

Pia Guerra
03-08-2010, 11:09 AM
Is that another way of telling someone they're done?

Marcdachamp
03-08-2010, 11:09 AM
Well, that's what you get for interrupting people's phone calls.

Doug
03-08-2010, 11:14 AM
What movie was it?

Magnum V.I.
03-08-2010, 12:16 PM
Well Done.

Marcdachamp
03-08-2010, 12:16 PM
Well Done.

Ba-dum-psssh!

panco
03-08-2010, 12:23 PM
Someone turning something this mundane into a deadly weapon can only have one explanation : This woman is Bullseye (in disguise).

GelfXIII
03-08-2010, 12:29 PM
at least it wasn't a rectal thermometer

thatguyfromsyracuse
03-08-2010, 12:32 PM
At least it wasn't a thermometer you put in your butthole!

Foolish Mortal
03-08-2010, 12:37 PM
What I want to know is - Who brings a meat thermometer to a movie?
The story left out the part about them making kabobs on the hibachi they also had with them.

A.Huerta
03-08-2010, 01:06 PM
So... what was his temperature?

Andreas

http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss67/Oak1and/2-3.jpg

Matthew Brown
03-08-2010, 01:09 PM
That reminds me, I have to go check and see if dinner is done.

GelfXIII
03-08-2010, 01:09 PM
At least it wasn't a thermometer you put in your butthole!

Yeah that would have been...


...wait for it...



... real pain in the ass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:cool:

Damian696
03-08-2010, 01:10 PM
http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss67/Oak1and/2-3.jpg

wow, he takes off his sunglasses, and still wears them. :eek: