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dmh3000
03-07-2010, 05:00 PM
Okay, say you've been chased by a scary guy who wants to beat you to death with his bare hands. You run into a room and it's a dead end. The guy's a minute behind you, so you look for a weapon. Here are your options:

- A dead fish
- A pair of pliers
- A rotten chair
- A double ender
- A hardback collection of The Ultimates 3
- A teddy bear

Which do you smack him with? And hurry up because if I don't pick something soon I'm going to get my face smashed in by this guy.
Jason California
03-07-2010, 05:02 PM
I would pick the pliers.
R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 05:03 PM
what kind of fish?
Ryan Elliott
03-07-2010, 05:06 PM
The fuck is a double ender?
mike black
03-07-2010, 05:09 PM
The fuck is a double ender?

Dildo.
R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 05:13 PM
The fuck is a double ender?

Might be another type of fish.
Thudpucker
03-07-2010, 05:18 PM
Is a double ender larger than a breadbox?
Briomega
03-07-2010, 05:29 PM
I was going to answer but then I realized by now you've probably been beaten to unconsciousness and are laying with a double ender sticking out of your ass.
TIP
03-07-2010, 05:29 PM
His pants.
Ryan Elliott
03-07-2010, 05:29 PM
Dildo.


Actually, that makes sense.
GelfXIII
03-07-2010, 06:34 PM
I would have voted for the last option, but you've obviously been given some really bad shit. Try some B12 and go to a nice peaceful place. Listen to some floyd, it'll all be all right.
Thudpucker
03-07-2010, 06:39 PM
Does a double ender have a beard or moustache?
Treacle
03-07-2010, 06:46 PM
What is the double ender made of?

And how long is it?
Magnum V.I.
03-07-2010, 07:09 PM
How rotten is the chair, because that wil give you the best bet to hurt the guy bad and then get out.
Zac Goyette
03-07-2010, 07:57 PM
I like the visual of smashing a chair over someone's head. I have no explanation why.
Thudpucker
03-07-2010, 08:11 PM
Was the double ender born before or after 1970?
dmh3000
03-07-2010, 08:13 PM
I was going to answer but then I realized by now you've probably been beaten to unconsciousness and are laying with a double ender sticking out of your ass.

Actually I got beaten up with the teddy bear. But I guess the question should be "What should I have hit him with?"
Humphrey_Lee
03-07-2010, 08:19 PM
I'd go with these:

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