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Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
03-07-2010, 07:32 AM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/03/06/roberts.chicken.man.shot.kwch?hpt=C2

http://www.kwch.com/Global/story.asp?S=12091564




By Dave Roberts (WICHITA, Kan.)

Robert Hatter may never want to step into another chicken costume again after what happened to him this afternoon. He was helping promote a local hamburger restaurant -- dressed in a chicken costume -- when he became the victim of a drive-by shooting.

"I thought it'd be kind of neat to be in a cow outfit, but I'm too fat couldn't get in a cow outfit," Hatter quipped. "A chicken was just appropriate and I have a sign out side that says eat more beef!"

While he was outside of the Burger Barn on Central and Zoo strutting his stuff, a car pulled up beside him. A man leaned out and fired two shots.

"As he faced me, he pulled his shirt up, then *pop* *pop* and kept going! They didn't even slow down."

Hatter was shot in the thigh by a pellet gun.

"Apparently they didn't like chicken!"

Hatter suffered minor injuries and was back at the Burger Barn less than three hours later.

"Lucky is the wrong word. I'm very fortunate. Very fortunate."

Police are still looking for the people responsible.

They say it was a man and a woman in their late teens or early twenties in a dark red convertible. They think the two may be responsible for another drive-by on North Westgate.

Fake Pat
03-07-2010, 07:33 AM
http://prayingtodarwin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/peter_griffin.jpg

GelfXIII
03-07-2010, 07:34 AM
that's clucked up.

panco
03-07-2010, 07:36 AM
"By a pellet gun".
I don't think it's mob related.

The Mandarin
03-07-2010, 07:44 AM
http://prayingtodarwin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/peter_griffin.jpg

Dammit, ya beat me to this! :cry:

TIP
03-07-2010, 08:26 AM
Keep fucking (or shooting) that chicken.

RebootedCorpse
03-07-2010, 10:33 AM
Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night now they blew up his house, too.

GelfXIII
03-07-2010, 10:37 AM
Has anyone seen Hurley lately?

JesterPepper?
03-07-2010, 10:58 AM
It's amazing how a mere chicken suit can change the general sentiment around your murder.

EDIT: Oh, not murder. But the point still stands.

EDIT EDIT: Oh, and it was a pellet gun. I really need to start reading.

Matthew Brown
03-07-2010, 11:05 AM
And then they came for the Chickenmen, but I was not a Chickenman so I did not speak out.

Taxman
03-07-2010, 11:34 AM
R.I.P. Gene Wilder. :cry:

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 12:48 PM
Did they get him in the breast or in the thigh?

TIP
03-07-2010, 01:45 PM
Did they get him in the breast or in the thigh?

I know a fellow that took one right in the Chocolate Pig Hole.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 01:48 PM
This is because the Roasters are trying to make a move on the Fryers turf and their cornering of the crispy skin market.

GelfXIII
03-07-2010, 02:01 PM
This is because the Roasters are trying to make a move on the Fryers turf and their cornering of the crispy skin market.

Oh, man. That was fowl.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:03 PM
Oh, man. That was fowl.

Did I lay an egg?

TIP
03-07-2010, 02:10 PM
Did I lay an egg?

Wait 45 minutes.

GelfXIII
03-07-2010, 06:26 PM
Wait 45 minutes.

Well. this thread has gone to shell...

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 06:40 PM
Well. this thread has gone to shell...

Pecker.