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Patch
03-04-2010, 09:41 AM
Worst candy bar ever?

Generic Poster
03-04-2010, 09:45 AM
Yes. Best name, though.

Patch
03-04-2010, 09:49 AM
Yes. Best name, though.

I agree about the name. There needs to be comic character called Zagnut.

But inside the wrapper, you get something that resembles a cross between a Butterfinger and particle board, covered in dry, stale coconut.

In hell, they serve Zagnuts.

Jim T.
03-04-2010, 09:50 AM
It's awfulness is succeeded only by the Mounds bar.

mattbrand
03-04-2010, 09:53 AM
I've never eaten one, but Beetlejuice lured a fly with one.

Generic Poster
03-04-2010, 09:53 AM
I agree about the name. There needs to be comic character called Zagnut.



Zagnuts could be the rare South American nut from which *Superhero To Be Named Later* distills the elixer that gives him his powers.

Patch
03-04-2010, 10:01 AM
It's awfulness is succeeded only by the Mounds bar.

The Mounds, without a doubt a sorry-ass candy bar, has the sole saving grace of possessing some moisture. The Zagnut, being a food from hell, does not possess this. You must swallow its chipped wood-like fibers while its outer layer of toasted coconut forces whatever coughing fit it can.

Doug
03-04-2010, 10:03 AM
It's awfulness is succeeded only by the Mounds bar.

I would actually Mounds are worse. At least Almond Joys have nuts, and they suck too.

PeterSparker
03-04-2010, 10:06 AM
Nick Nolte serves them for dinner.

mattbrand
03-04-2010, 10:07 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_izBp4JdBXhg/SH6N0E6NsFI/AAAAAAAAABU/x_nXOBTWJZA/s320/zagnut.jpg

markgrayson
03-04-2010, 10:07 AM
What's the consensus on Sugar Daddies and circus peanuts?

Patch
03-04-2010, 10:08 AM
Zagnuts could be the rare South American nut from which *Superhero To Be Named Later* distills the elixer that gives him his powers.

I was thinking Zagnut should be a science fiction sidekick. Like Astro the dog or a little robot that talks like Woody Allen.

Jim T.
03-04-2010, 10:08 AM
What's the consensus on Sugar Daddies and circus peanuts?

I don't mind the Sugar Daddy. I can and will eat a single circus peanut and that will be enough to remind me that I don't like them.

Patch
03-04-2010, 10:09 AM
What's the consensus on Sugar Daddies and circus peanuts?

Suck and suck.
They belong on the list.

RoShambo
03-04-2010, 10:10 AM
I'm the only guy that likes them?

Patch
03-04-2010, 10:11 AM
Milk Duds.

You can make a child cry by feeding them an old Milk Dud.

PeterSparker
03-04-2010, 10:11 AM
I think Billy Batson should say "Zagnut!" just to see what happens.

markgrayson
03-04-2010, 10:12 AM
I'm the only guy that likes them?

Just think of how many you'll have now.

Marc Lombardi
03-04-2010, 10:23 AM
LIES! The Zagnut was a Clark bar minus the chocolate. Much like how a Payday is a Baby Ruth minus the chocolate.

The worst candy bar of all time? Mr. Goodbar. Even on Halloween I knew better than to eat the mini ones that I got.

panco
03-04-2010, 10:26 AM
The worst bar has always been and will forever be the Milky way :

http://www.shamanshop.net/store/images/Images_GR/GR_699709.jpg

Look at the discuting pic (they fill them with actual dust) :
http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/milkyway2.jpg

Patch
03-04-2010, 10:28 AM
The worst bar has always been and will forever be the Milky way :



You're out of order.
The Milky Way is an acceptable candy bar. Yes, it's a failed Snickers, but the Milky Way gets a pass, especially the dark chocolate one.

shoelaceless
03-04-2010, 10:30 AM
I've never heard of a Zagnut (though I'm going to start working the word into conversation immediately), but Mounds, Mr. Goodbar, and Milky Way are all fine candy bars.

PeterSparker
03-04-2010, 10:31 AM
Mr Goodbar is chocolate with peanuts, what's not to love????

shoelaceless
03-04-2010, 10:35 AM
Also, Milky Ways are supposed to have caramel in them. That picture looks more like a 3 Musketeers (also good).

markgrayson
03-04-2010, 10:49 AM
You're out of order.
The Milky Way is an acceptable candy bar. Yes, it's a failed Snickers, but the Milky Way gets a pass, especially the dark chocolate one.

Yes!

panco
03-04-2010, 11:03 AM
You're out of order.
The Milky Way is an acceptable candy bar. Yes, it's a failed Snickers, but the Milky Way gets a pass, especially the dark chocolate one.


Yes!

OMG you guys are so on the evil candy bar corporations payroll !!!!!

markgrayson
03-04-2010, 11:04 AM
:lol:

AlienKeyes
03-04-2010, 11:06 AM
Worst candy bar ever?

it tastes like chocolate covered ass dirt. but apparently it's vegan. at least that's what my vegan friend who always eats zagnuts says...

Buk Was Right
03-04-2010, 11:14 AM
Suck and suck.
They belong on the list.

I can see hating on Circus Peanuts, but Sugar Daddys? Really?

It's a giant block of caramel on a stick. What's not to like?

Generic Poster
03-04-2010, 12:02 PM
Here are the only candybars I find edible:

Reese's Cups
Twix
Baby Ruth

Patch
03-04-2010, 12:15 PM
Here are the only candybars I find edible:

Reese's Cups
Twix
Baby Ruth

Baby Ruth. Good bar.
Unfortunately, no candy bar resembles a lump of shit more than a Baby Ruth.

Reese's Cups must be refrigerated or they aren't worth a damn.

Twix is a cookie posing as a candy bar.

c. page
03-04-2010, 12:16 PM
What's the consensus on Sugar Daddies and circus peanuts?

i don't mind sugar daddies. but circus peanuts are of the devil.

Patch
03-04-2010, 12:17 PM
i don't mind sugar daddies. but circus peanuts are of the devil.

Sugar Daddies taste like sugar and little else. And they're too hard to eat.

Fail.

Trey Krimsin
03-04-2010, 12:32 PM
I think I must be the second person to admit I like Zagnuts. Toasted coconut on peanut butter. Sorry, but I do like it.

Circus Peanuts are basically orange shit. Period. Sugar Daddy is okay, but can be as hard as the Rock of Gibraltar. Sugar Babies, however, are much, much better.

PeterSparker
03-04-2010, 12:36 PM
Nick Nolte serves them for dinner.

...No love for my '48 Hours' reference?

"Here, there's your goddamn dinner."

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
03-04-2010, 12:58 PM
Although not candy, I dare any of you to buy a pack of 1987 Topps baseball cards and chew the gum it comes with without bleeding. It's like chewing shards of glass.

Adrian B AWESOME
03-04-2010, 01:38 PM
Looks like Matt Brand's got this thread on lockdown, baby!

Trey Krimsin
03-04-2010, 02:44 PM
Although not candy, I dare any of you to buy a pack of 1987 Topps baseball cards and chew the gum it comes with without bleeding. It's like chewing shards of glass.

That goes for the majority of wax pack baseball cards. Kids were lucky not to have their cheeks pierced with flat, hard bubble gum. I remember having to keep the piece of gum in my mouth for a good twenty minutes before it was soft enough to chew.

Foolish Mortal
03-04-2010, 03:32 PM
This, far and away is the worst tasting candy bar I've ever had.
http://i49.tinypic.com/14inyvm.jpg

Buk Was Right
03-04-2010, 03:43 PM
This, far and away is the worst tasting candy bar I've ever had.
http://i49.tinypic.com/14inyvm.jpg

Well it certainly looks like a piece of dog poop that's been out on the lawn for about 3 weeks.

Bedlam66
03-04-2010, 04:17 PM
LIES! The Zagnut was a Clark bar minus the chocolate. Much like how a Payday is a Baby Ruth minus the chocolate.

The worst candy bar of all time? Mr. Goodbar. Even on Halloween I knew better than to eat the mini ones that I got.
BLASPHEMER!!!! Mr Goodbar is Good.

Your Pal, Carl
03-04-2010, 04:41 PM
I can see hating on Circus Peanuts, but Sugar Daddys? Really?

It's a giant block of caramel on a stick. What's not to like?

The stick. It's all fuzzy and has no taste.

Buk Was Right
03-04-2010, 04:48 PM
The stick. It's all fuzzy and has no taste.

So you're saying that if the Sugar Daddy had a stick made of the Lik-M-Ade stick stuff you'd be all about it?

Your Pal, Carl
03-04-2010, 04:54 PM
So you're saying that if the Sugar Daddy had a stick made of the Lik-M-Ade stick stuff you'd be all about it?

Well, I'm all about the caramel regardless, but the stick could be better is all I'm saying.

CapnChaos
03-04-2010, 05:09 PM
This, far and away is the worst tasting candy bar I've ever had.
http://i49.tinypic.com/14inyvm.jpg

LIES!!!!
Zero bars are great! Especially out of the freezer. :mad:

The most inedible candybar is Payday: The Pearson's Salted Nut Roll's retarded cousin.

Generic Poster
03-05-2010, 11:40 AM
Reese's Cups must be refrigerated or they aren't worth a damn.



Agreed. I actually put them in the freezer.

mattbrand
03-05-2010, 11:41 AM
I can see hating on Circus Peanuts, but Sugar Daddys? Really?

It's a giant block of caramel on a stick. What's not to like?

I'm with you.

Generic Poster
03-05-2010, 11:43 AM
It's a giant block of caramel on a stick. What's not to like?

The fact that it rips your fillings right out of your teeth.

joshsapien
03-05-2010, 01:19 PM
on the list: the Take 5 bar. chocolate covered caramel, peanuts, peanut butter and pretzel. i think they put sawdust in there, too.
dry, gross and total idiocracy candy.

-josh

FrnkCastle
03-05-2010, 01:51 PM
Now I want a Bust-a-Nut bar