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TheTravis!
03-04-2010, 08:01 AM
My sister-in-law sent me this the other day. It may not be the MOST fucked-up thing I have ever seen, but certainly it is up there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!videos=7wznhrzBFMA&v=YJWdPn8iFKo

leviathan
03-04-2010, 08:07 AM
This is a thing of beauty.

I especially love how the "Yellow" children are incapable of speaking without stilted pauses.

Matt Jay
03-04-2010, 08:09 AM
Was ths produced by Michael Scott?

Foolish Mortal
03-04-2010, 08:10 AM
It's equally laugh-inducing and cringe-inducing at the same time! How can this be??

:lol:


:nonono2:

Brother Power the Gong
03-04-2010, 08:14 AM
It's equally laugh-inducing and cringe-inducing at the same time! How can this be??

:lol:


:nonono2:

Matt Jay handles this:

Was this produced by Michael Scott?

Matt Jay
03-04-2010, 08:18 AM
Following the links on the side I found this Jehovah's witness cartoon about how invisible Jesus will destroy the earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgXgyvRN3E&NR=1

This seems like a twist that didn't have much foreshadowing in the original story, so the concept feels kind of forced.

stevapalooza
03-04-2010, 08:19 AM
that's ridiculous. Jesus would NEVER love Asians!

BTW, what race is the gray guy supposed to be?

EDIT: Oh wait, I just got to that part. They're black. Of course. How silly of me.

Masculine Todd
03-04-2010, 08:19 AM
Uh, Travis, do you know any African-Americans? There's always some retro-'70s Blaxploitation funk beat playing from nothing in particular when they're around.

I don't understand where your frustration lies here.

TheTravis!
03-04-2010, 08:19 AM
Following the links on the side I found this Jehovah's witness cartoon about how invisible Jesus will destroy the earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgXgyvRN3E&NR=1

This seems like a twist that didn't have much foreshadowing in the original story, so the concept feels kind of forced.

I followed the same link. :) I like cartoons where Jesus murders children.

Gregory
03-04-2010, 08:20 AM
At least they don't sing "roves me."

TheTravis!
03-04-2010, 08:21 AM
Uh, Travis, do you know any African-Americans? There's always some retro-'70s Blaxploitation funk beat playing from nothing in particular when they're around.

I don't understand where your frustration lies here.

I only have one black friend, and that's Fourthman. And he's about as black as C. Thomas Howell in "Soul Man".

I'm just kidding...C. Thomas Howell is a fine actor.

Alexander Hamilton
03-04-2010, 08:30 AM
:lol:

I died at "No way, Jose!" :no:

Wigner's Friend
03-04-2010, 08:31 AM
Wow, it is a small world after all.

Masculine Todd
03-04-2010, 08:43 AM
I only have one black friend, and that's Fourthman. And he's about as black as C. Thomas Howell in "Soul Man".

I'm just kidding...C. Thomas Howell is a fine actor.

If I were old, I'd get this reference!

...please never stop loving me!

Superior Kiai
03-04-2010, 08:49 AM
Uh, Travis, do you know any African-Americans? There's always some retro-'70s Blaxploitation funk beat playing from nothing in particular when they're around.

I don't understand where your frustration lies here.

:rofl:

Patch
03-04-2010, 08:49 AM
It may not be the MOST fucked-up thing I have ever seen, but certainly it is up there.



Sensationalist.
As far as most fucked-up things I have ever seen, it's not even in the top 300.

TheTravis!
03-04-2010, 08:57 AM
Sensationalist.
As far as most fucked-up things I have ever seen, it's not even in the top 300.

I don't have cable.

Patch
03-04-2010, 09:02 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

NATE!
03-04-2010, 09:04 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Fuck off, skinjob.

Patch
03-04-2010, 09:05 AM
fuck off, skinjob.

:)

TheTravis!
03-04-2010, 09:09 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Bleck. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=172205)

Ryan F
03-04-2010, 09:37 AM
I'm really enjoying some of the links off of this clip.

Jehovah's Witness Jesus blows up the Earth was great.

At first, I thought this Mormon theology cartoon* was Superman's origin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaWt03Z3w&feature=related)



*which is pretty clearly anti-Mormon.

Foolish Mortal
03-04-2010, 09:44 AM
At first, I thought this Mormon theology cartoon* was Superman's origin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaWt03Z3w&feature=related)



*which is pretty clearly anti-Mormon.
Yeah, the Superman origin with bonus racism! :lol:

James H
03-04-2010, 10:34 AM
Following the links on the side I found this Jehovah's witness cartoon about how invisible Jesus will destroy the earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgXgyvRN3E&NR=1

This seems like a twist that didn't have much foreshadowing in the original story, so the concept feels kind of forced.

I like how it makes Jesus seem like Shazam!

Ryan F
03-04-2010, 10:51 AM
Yeah, the Superman origin with bonus racism! :lol:

Just a little racism.

Okay, a lot of racism.

Ray G.
03-04-2010, 12:18 PM
I love that even the white kids are ridiculously stereotyped. It takes the edge off.

Was this created by martians?

Foolish Mortal
03-04-2010, 12:21 PM
Just a little racism.

Okay, a lot of racism.
You should all start being nicer and have more pity for me since I'm a member of the "cursed race". :D

NATE!
03-04-2010, 12:34 PM
You should all start being nicer and have more pity for me since I'm a member of the "cursed race". :D

Go be cursed somewhere else, you.......cursey.

Mattman
03-04-2010, 12:48 PM
So wait, was that Mormon cartoon made by Mormons or by Christians to tell their followers how bad Mormons are? I swear it insinuated that the Virgin Mary was raped by God.

Ryan F
03-04-2010, 01:57 PM
You should all start being nicer and have more pity for me since I'm a member of the "cursed race". :D

:no:

I'm pretty sure it's your fault for not taking a side in the space war with the demons. ;)


So wait, was that Mormon cartoon made by Mormons or by Christians to tell their followers how bad Mormons are? I swear it insinuated that the Virgin Mary was raped by God.

It's gotta be an anti-Mormon cartoon.

juampi
03-04-2010, 02:42 PM
Well, He loves everyone, of course He loves them too, silly!

Superior Kiai
03-04-2010, 03:01 PM
I love that even the white kids are ridiculously stereotyped. It takes the edge off.

Was this created by martians?

http://www.theclubhouse1.net/photo/albums/userpics/10001/martian.jpg

:scared: