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mike black
02-06-2010, 12:20 PM
FUN FACT! All posts here after must follow the same formatting.

FUN FACT! I'm bored at work and looking for something to entertain me.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:21 PM
FUN FACT! I don't think BaconWhore's going to be back to resurrect the old one.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:21 PM
FUN FACT! Baken-Ets Chiccarones are awesome.

LenNWallace
02-06-2010, 12:23 PM
FUN FACT! I'm super horny!

Adrian B AWESOME
02-06-2010, 12:23 PM
FUN FACT! Eating another person's heart not only gives you their strength, it also gives you their courage!

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:23 PM
FUN FACT! I'm super horny!

FUN FACT! It's fun and safe to masturbate with a condom on.

R0cketFr0g
02-06-2010, 12:25 PM
FUN FACT! My pee does not smell like oranges!

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:27 PM
FUN FACT! I have an ice pick and I'm willing to use it to get what I want...

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:27 PM
FUN FACT! My balls are as smooth as eggs.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:28 PM
FUN FACT! Home surgery is a great way to cut down on health care costs.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:30 PM
FUN FACT! I'm touching my balls right now.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:31 PM
FUN FACT! My love for you is like a clock, berzerker.

R0cketFr0g
02-06-2010, 12:31 PM
FUN FACT! I have an ice pick and I'm willing to use it to get what I want...

FUN FACT! I want an ice pick.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:32 PM
FUN FACT! Sticking your baby's nose in its poop will teach the little devil child not to do that anymore.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:33 PM
FUN FACT! Hydrochloric Acid gets the blood stains out.

R0cketFr0g
02-06-2010, 12:34 PM
FUN FACT! AAlgar is awesome.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:36 PM
FUN FACT! You get better results when putting a knife in both side of the toaster.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:37 PM
FUN FACT! Bathing is for pussies.

Rod Nunley
02-06-2010, 12:42 PM
FUN FACT! China and Rhode Island appear the same size if viewed from far enough away.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:47 PM
FUN FACT! Human flesh only tastes like chicken if you put BBQ sauce on it.

Kurt Russell Crowe
02-06-2010, 12:47 PM
FUN FACT! 78 No's and one Yes is still a Yes.

Rod Nunley
02-06-2010, 12:48 PM
FUN FACT! Love is in the air, but that's semen on your hotel pillow.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:49 PM
FUN FACT! Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.


-Tom Waits' twitter.

Rod Nunley
02-06-2010, 12:49 PM
FUN FACT! This thread is 8.6% less fun without BaconWhore.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 12:55 PM
FUN FACT! Most threads are 8.6% less fun without BaconWhore.

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:55 PM
FUN FACT! Brushing your teeth with drain cleaner kills two birds with stone!

mike black
02-06-2010, 12:55 PM
FUN FACT! Love is in the air, but that's semen on your hotel pillow.

FUN FACT! This had me rolling on the floor.

mike black
02-06-2010, 01:10 PM
FUN FACT! A black contractor's bag makes a fun tree house for Children.

EasyE726
02-06-2010, 01:18 PM
FUN FACT: Mr Pbb and red vines equal crazy delicious.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 01:20 PM
FUN FACT: Mr Pbb and red vines equal crazy delicious.


FUN FACT! Twizzlers Brand is better than red vines.

Adrian B AWESOME
02-06-2010, 01:29 PM
FUN FACT! Contrary to popular believe, the film 28 Days Later is indeed a sequel to Sandra Bullock's 28 Days

Humphrey_Lee
02-06-2010, 01:31 PM
FUN FACT! Having a 4,000 word paper due Super Bowl weekend makes me want to claim a death in the family so I can get an extension.

mike black
02-06-2010, 01:34 PM
FUN FACT! Flash-Ah-Ahhhhhh! He showed everyone his tits!

mike black
02-06-2010, 02:03 PM
FUN FACT! I fuck on the first date.

Humphrey_Lee
02-06-2010, 02:08 PM
FUN FACT! I fuck on the first date.

FUN FACT! I know!

RebootedCorpse
02-06-2010, 02:08 PM
Pickled cucumbers and jalepenos are delicious.

mike black
02-06-2010, 02:09 PM
Pickled cucumbers and jalepenos are delicious.

FUN FACT! You're doing it wrong.

mike black
02-06-2010, 02:11 PM
FUN FACT! I know!

FUN FACT! Herpes can only be transmitted via holding hands.

Masculine Todd
02-06-2010, 02:28 PM
Fun Fact: Mike's name is racially insensitive and he should cut that malarkey out post-haste.

Rod Nunley
02-06-2010, 02:39 PM
Fun Fact! Love is all you need, but I still want blow jobs.

mike black
02-06-2010, 03:07 PM
Fun Fact: Mike's name is racially insensitive and he should cut that malarkey out post-haste.

FUN FACT! Todd's not actually Canadian.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 04:11 PM
FUN FACT! Todd's not actually Canadian.


FUN FACT! May be, but he's totally gay for me.

mike black
02-06-2010, 04:16 PM
FUN FACT! May be, but he's totally gay for me.

FUN FACT! He was gay for me first.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 04:18 PM
FUN FACT! He was gay for me first.


FUN FACT! I'll fight you for him.

mike black
02-06-2010, 04:23 PM
FUN FACT! I'll fight you for him.

FUN FACT! I'll fucking hammer you with a tire iron.

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 04:23 PM
FUN FACT! I'll fucking hammer you with a tire iron.


FUN FACT! I'll slit you from stem to fucking stern bitchtits.

mike black
02-06-2010, 04:31 PM
FUN FACT! I'll slit you from stem to fucking stern bitchtits.

FUN FACT! Bitch, you ain't shit.

mario
02-06-2010, 04:35 PM
FUN FACT: I didn't expect to see à gay bitch fight in this thread

Ryan Elliott
02-06-2010, 04:37 PM
FUN FACT! Bitch, you ain't shit.


FUN FACT! Alright mofo, let's do this shit!

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Beat_It.jpg

mike black
02-06-2010, 05:02 PM
FUN FACT! Alright mofo, let's do this shit!

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Beat_It.jpg

FUN FACT! http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=166790&highlight=image+war

mike black
02-07-2010, 09:42 AM
FUN FACT! Boil the head before you skin it - it makes the flesh more pliable and easier to turn into a mask!

Jason California
02-07-2010, 09:45 AM
FUN FACT! Boil the head before you skin it - it makes the flesh more pliable and easier to turn into a mask!

I have been wondering how to work around that!

mike black
02-07-2010, 10:07 AM
FUN FACT! You were raped by space aliens last night.

Caley Tibbittz
02-07-2010, 10:12 AM
FUN FACT! You were raped by space aliens last night.

FUN FACT! If they left a $20 on the nightstand, it's not technically rape.

mike black
02-07-2010, 10:16 AM
FUN FACT! If they left a $20 on the nightstand, it's not technically rape.

FUN FACT! Consensual or not, you made a profit!

mike black
02-07-2010, 11:01 AM
FUN FACT! Kids love going for a ride in the dryer.

Masculine Todd
02-07-2010, 11:06 AM
Fun Fact: Anal Cunt is fucking funny. Thanks, Mike!

mike black
02-07-2010, 11:23 AM
Fun Fact: Anal Cunt is fucking funny. Thanks, Mike!

FUN FACT! "Your Kid Is Deformed" cracks me up every time I hear it.

NATE!
02-07-2010, 11:29 AM
FUN FACT! Your significant other is cheating on you and loving every second of it.

mike black
02-07-2010, 11:34 AM
FUN FACT! You can make an excellent shampoo by mixing one part gasoline and one part styrofoam.

EasyE726
02-07-2010, 11:39 AM
FUN FACT: Discussing sex toys with a hot chick is not as fun as you would think.

mike black
02-07-2010, 12:47 PM
FUN FACT! Homeless men are often licensed proctologists.

mike black
02-07-2010, 01:17 PM
FUN FACT! Despite popular opinion, Dick Clark is not a crab person.

mario
02-07-2010, 01:38 PM
FUB FACT: 65% of all Benbo'ers are masturbating when posting

mike black
02-07-2010, 01:39 PM
FUN FACT! Baskin Robbins has killed men with their 33rd flavor.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:48 PM
FUN FACT! You can cultivate a rather distinguished look by not showering for a few weeks.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:50 PM
FUN FACT! Typing "His penis was huge and veiny" over and over is a great way to relieve writer's block.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:52 PM
FUN FACT! There is no way you will ever get to have sex with that alt model with the huge breasts.

EasyE726
02-09-2010, 04:53 PM
FUN FACT: If you search for the word "fuck" in the search function, the result is not much different than the main page.

Masculine Todd
02-09-2010, 04:54 PM
FUN FACT: If you type "Fun Fact" backward, it spells "Fun Fact." However, if you spell the phrase "Fact of Life" diagonally, you get diabetes (not the word, the disease).

Masculine Todd
02-09-2010, 04:56 PM
FUB FACT: 65% of all Benbo'ers are masturbating when posting

FUN FACT: 32% of that is comprised of Keith P himself.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:57 PM
FUN FACT! The Yeti is a shaved and sober Robin Williams.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:59 PM
FUN FACT! Lady Gaga actually has a bigger penis than you.

mike black
02-09-2010, 04:59 PM
FUN FACT! So does Fergie.

EasyE726
02-09-2010, 05:01 PM
FUN FACT: This thread isn't as popular as the last one because mike black does not have boobs.

mike black
02-09-2010, 05:04 PM
FUN FACT! Mousetrap is the true gateway to the underworld. Ouijas are for idiots.

mike black
02-09-2010, 05:04 PM
FUN FACT: This thread isn't as popular as the last one because mike black does not have boobs.

FUN FACT! My man tits are twice as big as her's.

mike black
02-09-2010, 05:09 PM
FUN FACT! If you have more than half the posts in your own thread - give the fuck up.

Rod Nunley
02-09-2010, 05:17 PM
FUN FACT! If you have more than half the posts in your own thread - give the fuck up.

FUN FACT! Never give up. Never Surrender.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/pawinngamlert/I_Logo1/galaxy_quest_3-1.jpg

mike black
02-09-2010, 05:29 PM
FUN FACT! 1 Poodle + 15 Bottle Rockets = Fun.

Jason California
02-09-2010, 05:32 PM
FUN FACT! If you have more than half the posts in your own thread - give the fuck up.


Not always.

Boris the Blade
02-09-2010, 08:03 PM
Fun Fact! There's no real facts in this thread.

Boris the Blade
02-09-2010, 08:04 PM
FUN FACT! Boil the head before you skin it - it makes the flesh more pliable and easier to turn into a mask!
I was wrong.

mike black
02-10-2010, 06:18 AM
FUN FACT! That new haircut looks stupid.

Foolish Mortal
02-13-2010, 09:07 AM
FUN FACTS!

Harrison Ford just barely edged out Nick Nolte for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars.

Four years later, Nolte turned down the role of Indiana Jones for Raiders of the Lost Ark which would be eventually given to Harrison Ford.

Tom Selleck was also up for the role of Indy, but couldn't do it due contractual obligations with CBS, (Magnum P.I.) he couldn't do it.

Will Smith turned down the role of Neo in the Matrix to do Wild, Wild West.

mike black
02-13-2010, 09:13 AM
FUN FACTS!

Harrison Ford just barely edged out Nick Nolte for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars.

Four years later, Nolte turned down the role of Indiana Jones for Raiders of the Lost Ark which would be eventually given to Harrison Ford.

Tom Selleck was also up for the role of Indy, but couldn't do it due contractual obligations with CBS, (Magnum P.I.) he couldn't do it.

Will Smith turned down the role of Neo in the Matrix to do Wild, Wild West.

FUN FACT! You don't really understand this thread.

Foolish Mortal
02-13-2010, 09:19 AM
FUN FACT! You don't really understand this thread.
FUN FACT! Getting kicked in the taint by a steel-toed boot, really hurts!

mike black
02-13-2010, 09:19 AM
FUN FACT! Getting kicked in the taint by a steel-toed boot, really hurts!

FUN FACT! A little better, but go for more off-beat.

Gordon Chumway
02-13-2010, 11:16 AM
Fun Fact! There's no real facts in this thread.

Fun Fact: Only one President ever received 100% of the electoral vote and he was elected in 1789.

mike black
02-13-2010, 11:30 AM
Fun Fact: Only one President ever received 100% of the electoral vote and he was elected in 1789.

FUN FACT! http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=6635692&postcount=86

Gordon Chumway
02-13-2010, 11:56 AM
FUN FACT! http://606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=6635692&postcount=86

Fun Fact: There's a difference between not understanding and not caring.

mike black
02-13-2010, 12:06 PM
Fun Fact: There's a difference between not understanding and not caring.

FUN FACT! Posting while not caring makes you cool.

EasyE726
02-17-2010, 08:27 PM
FUN FACT: michealdark is mike blacks evil doppelganger.

mike black
02-17-2010, 08:30 PM
FUN FACT! I always find it amusing when this thread appears out of nowhere.

FUN FACT! Doubly so when I'm having a rough night.

Superior Kiai
02-17-2010, 08:32 PM
FUN FACT: Comics will never sell better than when they were selling better than now and it's all their fault!!!!!!

stevapalooza
02-17-2010, 08:41 PM
Fun Fact: Technically Harvey Korman is part of the Star Wars universe

Ryan Elliott
02-17-2010, 08:44 PM
FUN FACT! I have now seen Lady GaGa's vagina and snookie naked. I am now hard. Guess which one I'm ashamed of.

(via my twitter)

Superior Kiai
02-17-2010, 08:46 PM
FUN FACT: Mind altering drugs are wasted on me. Nothing is melting and purple still tastes like purple. :(

mike black
02-24-2010, 08:59 AM
FUN FACT! Today will end in disappointment.

mike black
02-24-2010, 06:43 PM
FUN FACT! I was completely wrong - today was fucking fantastic.

FUN FACT! It's hard not to get used to living with disappointment.

mike black
03-06-2010, 04:15 PM
FUN FACT! You look like an asshole dressed like that.

mario
03-06-2010, 04:27 PM
FUN FACT: I'm posting this in my thong!

mike black
03-06-2010, 04:47 PM
FUN FACT! You have eleven items that could be used to stab something on your body - figure out which with trial and error!

mike black
03-06-2010, 04:57 PM
FUN FACT! You're not dead, you never existed.

dmh3000
03-06-2010, 05:07 PM
FUN FACT! I'm going to have a comic published soon and I can't wait to tell everyone about it.

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:09 PM
FUN FACT! One of my agents looks like he's in STEREOS.

CapnChaos
03-06-2010, 05:10 PM
FUN FACT! Facts are never fun!

Foolish Mortal
03-06-2010, 05:11 PM
FUN FACT! One of my agents looks like he's in STEREOS.
FUN FACT! I don't know what the bloody hell you're talking about.

CapnChaos
03-06-2010, 05:11 PM
FUN FACT! Foolish Mortal is ig'nant!

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:14 PM
fun fact! Foolish mortal is ig'nant!

FUN FACT! Burn!

Foolish Mortal
03-06-2010, 05:14 PM
FUN FACT! Foolish Mortal is ig'nant!


FUN FACT! Burn!
FUN FACT! CapnChaos and Mike Black are tools!

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:15 PM
FUN FACT! Mike Golic touched me inappropriately.

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:16 PM
FUN FACT! CapnChaos and Mike Black are tools!

FUN FACT! You probly think this song is about you.

CapnChaos
03-06-2010, 05:18 PM
FUN FACT! CapnChaos and Mike Black are tools!

FUN FACT! But not ig'nant about everything, it seems!

CapnChaos
03-06-2010, 05:20 PM
FUN FACT! CapnChaos and Mike Black are tools!

FUN FACT! You're a good judge of character!

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:21 PM
FUN FACT! But not ig'nant about everything, it seems!


FUN FACT! You're a good judge of character!

FUN FACT! Multiple Personality Disorder is both confusing and liberating.

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:29 PM
FUN FACT! Real Manwiches are made with a mother's love - and a father's ring finger.

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:33 PM
FUN FACT! Mr. Rogers wants you to die in a fire.

mike black
03-06-2010, 05:44 PM
FUN FACT! If it shines, stick your cock in it.

mike black
03-07-2010, 10:59 AM
FUN FACT! Winter Rose threads are like watching a car wreck in slow motion.

CapnChaos
03-07-2010, 11:04 AM
FUN FACT! Winter Rose threads are like watching a car wreck in slow motion.

FUN FACT! If it's shiny, WinterRose will stick his cock in it!

kari
03-07-2010, 11:08 AM
Fun Fact: I rubbed my daughters nose in her poop like Ryan suggested on the first page... but she is still pooping in her pants!!!

mike black
03-07-2010, 01:15 PM
FUN FACT! If it's shiny, WinterRose will stick his cock in it!

FUN FACT! You totally won the internet with this.

mike black
03-07-2010, 01:15 PM
Fun Fact: I rubbed my daughters nose in her poop like Ryan suggested on the first page... but she is still pooping in her pants!!!

FUN FACT! Woman! Welcome back!

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 01:19 PM
NOT Fun Fact: If we talk over and over again about how Blandy hasn't been 2nd banned yet, it will happen.

TIP
03-07-2010, 01:21 PM
Fun Fact: His popcorn buckets come pre-glory-holed.

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:16 PM
NOT Fun Fact: If we talk over and over again about how Blandy hasn't been 2nd banned yet, it will happen.

FUN FACT! People will take whatever chance they can to go after Bart.

TIP
03-07-2010, 02:19 PM
Fun Fact: It Bullwinkle had Tourette's

"Hey, Rocky...watch me pull a rabbit out of my FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER!"

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:21 PM
Fun Fact: It Bullwinkle had Tourette's

"Hey, Rocky...watch me pull a rabbit out of my FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER!"

Fun Fact: Another thread WinterRose can't see at work!

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:21 PM
FUN FACT! I left the money on the night stand - Don't you fucking talk to me after!

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:21 PM
FUN FACT! People will take whatever chance they can to go after Bart.

Fun Fact: I never mentioned anyone personally.

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:23 PM
Fun Fact: I never mentioned anyone personally.

FUN FACT! I was more generalizing than pointing fingers.

TIP
03-07-2010, 02:24 PM
Fun Fact: :shifty:

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:24 PM
FUN FACT! I was more generalizing than pointing fingers.

FUN FACT: If you pull my finger I can't protect you from the outcome.

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:26 PM
Fun Fact: :shifty:

FUN FACT! :nonono2: is my favorite smiley after http://lafinjack.net/images/random/suicide_smiley.gif

TIP
03-07-2010, 02:26 PM
Fun Fact:

RocketFrog's Exhaust Pork smells like charred ham.

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:27 PM
FUN FACT! You looked divorced.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:27 PM
Fun Fact:

RocketFrog's Exhaust Pork smells like charred Canadian bacon.

Willie'd

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:29 PM
FUN FACT! I don't have to put up with your shit anymore!

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:43 PM
FUN FACT! Gaspar's ignore list just grew by one.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 02:46 PM
FUN FACT! Gaspar's ignore list just grew by one.

FUN FACT: I don't use the ignore list because I want to see the fuckers coming.

mike black
03-07-2010, 02:47 PM
FUN FACT: I don't use the ignore list because I want to see the fuckers coming.

FUN FACT! Ignore lists are for the weak!

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 03:15 PM
Fun Fact: I now know something you don't know. And I don't like it.

TIP
03-07-2010, 03:18 PM
Fun Fact: The truth is out there.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 03:21 PM
Fun Fact: The truth always pushes people's buttons.

CapnChaos
03-07-2010, 03:33 PM
FUN FACT! Letting kids run with scissors is Darwinism in action.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 03:34 PM
FUN FACT! Letting kids run with scissors is Darwinism in action.

Fun Fact: Jesus cuts out paper dolls shaped like Ben Stein.

mike black
03-07-2010, 04:00 PM
FUN FACT! Dancing with wolves is a great way to drop some unwanted pounds.

R0cketFr0g
03-07-2010, 04:03 PM
FUN FACT! Dancing with wolves is a great way to drop some unwanted pounds.

Caveat: Only if they are British wolves!

mike black
03-07-2010, 04:09 PM
FUN FACT! I've made a glove out of steel wool for chronic masturbaters - want to try it on?

mario
03-07-2010, 04:12 PM
Fun Fact: The truth is out there.

Fun Fact: you can't handle the truth!

mike black
03-07-2010, 04:28 PM
FUN FACT! The Thick, Curvy, Sexy Thread is really the "Big Thread of Women Who Would Never Sleep With White Guys".

mike black
03-08-2010, 08:11 PM
FUN FACT! Agoraphobia sets in and you find yourself playing the same video game for the 8th straight hour.

Superior Kiai
03-08-2010, 08:17 PM
FUN FACT! If it's a comic, I'm reading it. That's how easy I am.

mike black
03-11-2010, 04:29 PM
FUN FACT! If it's a comic, I'm reading it. That's how easy I am.

FUN FACT! Even Sally Forth?

Jason California
03-15-2010, 09:46 PM
FUN FACT! Ninjas are mammals!

Foolish Mortal
03-15-2010, 09:57 PM
FUN FACT! Kidintense does not like to be tempered.

mike black
03-16-2010, 07:13 AM
FUN FACT! It's impolite to temper kidintense.

thatguyfromsyracuse
03-16-2010, 07:17 AM
FUN FACT! This board is now 500% more intense, due to kidintense posting on it, kid intense.

mike black
03-16-2010, 07:20 AM
FUN FACT! I feel like someone just kicked me in the balls.

mike black
04-10-2010, 11:53 AM
FUN FACT! Soap is poison - DON'T TOUCH IT!

mike black
04-11-2010, 04:10 PM
FUN FACT! Nothing kills bad memories faster than marijuana!